To me the look says: Damn, I know I woke up from a dead sleep (look her ya'll, ew!)snuck past mom's bedroom, hoping like hell she didn't hear me. 'Cuz when I told her I was going to see D' she was 'Oh hell no! Moesha, I don't like him for you. . .he's too nasty, think about your image.' But now I'm wondering if mom's heard me start up the car and followed me down here. . .oh wait, I THINK I HEAR HER COMING DOWN THE HALL NOOOOOW! Aye, Q, You got my back right? Moms Dukes gone fucc me up!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage ~ ANAIS NIN

LOL. Girl Im feeling you. I was thinking the same thing. She got this look like "is anybody gonna see this?" on her face. "Ohh damn I'm caught".

One Luv

I m A g I n I n A T i O n N O T i M i T a T i O n!

Brandy: Maybe I can get him to come on the show. We need better rating damn it!!!! Countess can't beat me, shit I'm America's virgin princess!!!

Brandy's Mom: Yeah, we need to make the show more ghetto. Do what you have to do, I have bills you need to pay!

Brandy's Mom: And don't wear that ugly red nail polish, I heard he doesn't like that!! Alright go and make that MONEY!!

THE END




FUNK: its a good thing

"N***** tryin to chew my tampon with my pants on",Curtains-Rah Digga

Mariah Carey should be stoned with REAL R&B CDs

Mary J is our GHETTO DIVA!!!

OKAPLAYER.COM- A MUSICAL CULT!!! How can I be down.

BUY Rah Digga's "Dirty Harriet" CD!!!!! REAL FEMALE MCs are coming back to blow up the damn mike!!! Versace, suck dick, bitch mc clones BEWARE!!!

www.myspace.com/darkaqua_30

Is that what she looks like w/no make up??????

DDDDDAAAAAAYYYYYYYUUUUUMMMMMMMMM(c)Chris Tucker

Later,
Sapp

B's Friend: *thinking* I hope she didn't give him her panties.
B: *thinking* He's gonna freak when he sees my panties, I'll bet she's gonna be so jealous.
Ahmir: *whispering* D, I bet you she gave you her panties.

Peace,
Phil

"Ovum is my friend." Phil - Copyright 2000

!!SOULIGOS!!!

August 23rd - c_diggity
August 27th - Age
August 28th - Fire, GoodReverendDr.J, AbdulJaleel
August 30th nonseq
September 3rd Chi_Guy, ginana
September 6th - SkipGotSkills
September 7th - Koalalove
September 9th - Phil
September 10th - Toejam
September 13th - JeLeighBean
September 14th - Lyricalbullet
September 15th - KD
September 16th - latenitemix
September 18th Justice
September 19th - disorganized, bfnh , Rudegirl/Virgo, Dome215, Jamal Y'all

It's all lies, we're fucking Whores.
*Giving you true smut August 23rd to September 22nd*

a couple of weeks ago. It was said that she avoided her mother in the mall so that she could go rack up at Victoriea Secret's. I'm not bullshittin!!!!!
----------------------------------------
*the player formerly known as ebony_dream*

MAY OFFENSIVE QUOTE MONTH

"If you can take a dick, you can take a joke" - Carlos Mencia commenting on people taking offense to jokes about gays

That's some funny shit....Maybe I was right after all. lol

Peace,
Phil

"Ovum is my friend." Phil - Copyright 2000

!!SOULIGOS!!!

August 23rd - c_diggity
August 27th - Age
August 28th - Fire, GoodReverendDr.J, AbdulJaleel
August 30th nonseq
September 3rd Chi_Guy, ginana
September 6th - SkipGotSkills
September 7th - Koalalove
September 9th - Phil
September 10th - Toejam
September 13th - JeLeighBean
September 14th - Lyricalbullet
September 15th - KD
September 16th - latenitemix
September 18th Justice
September 19th - disorganized, bfnh , Rudegirl/Virgo, Dome215, Jamal Y'all

It's all lies, we're fucking Whores.
*Giving you true smut August 23rd to September 22nd*

Brandy's Friend -- "Damn I'm glad I aint hate on her like the others"

Quest -- "yo D, this is gonna make OkayNews... make this look innocent as possible!!!"

D'angelo -- "She aint thick as I thought she was"

Brandy -- "His knee is rubbing my leg... awwwwwwwwwwww... And I dont know where the bathroom is in here"


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Sheldon Mar"Quez" Rankin
http://www.Quez.Bored.org
click there ===> http://www.BlackPlanet.com/Referrals/Quez/

"oh lawd Quez is here, okayplayer will never be the same" ---- some wise man

"The truth is, my crew is, the smoothest spitters of saliva juices like The Roots is, more Organic than acoustics" ---- Talib Kweli

"No need to mic test, you can feel it in ya chest... yo BEYAAAAATCH, feel it in her breasts" - Common

What if human feces started flowing out my shower tomorrow morning? --- Okayplayer dugout

oh well

I LIKE THAT ONE!!!!!




FUNK: its a good thing

"N***** tryin to chew my tampon with my pants on",Curtains-Rah Digga

Mariah Carey should be stoned with REAL R&B CDs

Mary J is our GHETTO DIVA!!!

OKAPLAYER.COM- A MUSICAL CULT!!! How can I be down.

BUY Rah Digga's "Dirty Harriet" CD!!!!! REAL FEMALE MCs are coming back to blow up the damn mike!!! Versace, suck dick, bitch mc clones BEWARE!!!

www.myspace.com/darkaqua_30

I,I, I Can't Wait!

Live from the Shoe Sto, the Mall and NOW the courtroom


I, I, I Can't Wait?
U've waited long enuff!

:-)

Later,
Sapp

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Awaiting for "D' Arrival" on Sunday May 7,2000 in Greensboro, NC at 7:30" *turned out to be D'cancellation*
"I ain't mad.....just speechless"
~LoveJones May 7,2000

"Please give us strength, Lord, to fight our battles. And we can walk on the streets of gold."
~D'Angelo '95

"Even if it take forever and a day for me 2 do. I've gotta Send It On 2 u."
~D'Angelo '00

"D' and I~ AQUEMINI"
~LoveJonez '00

"We're the Playas, number one."
~D'Angelo '00


SensualiTee@hotmail.com

"I'm permanent like tatoos and birthmarks, third degree burn marks ..." - Mos Def

1--fun, 2--you, 3--me, 4--more, 5 no jive, 6--no tricks, 7--we in heaven, 8--everything is straight, 9--fine, TE-E-E-EN--next week, we gon' do it again! OOWWW!!!" --Marvin Gaye, "A Funky Space Re-incarnated"

"I didn't like the way you were, so I had to make you mine."--Prince "Strange Relationship"

Moe: This baby can deep-fry a buffalo in 6 seconds flat.
Homer: Awww, but I want it now!

"Yo, man, he's raggin' on your cord" One of Jimbo's boys on the Simpsons

"God is, like, so cool. O.k., just think of, like, the coolest person you know, and, like, God made THAT person!!!" Justine Bateman

"uh...thanks, brandy -- i couldn't find that k.o.b.e album on vinyl anywhere!"


you better bring me some muthafuckin' cognac or i'll kill you -- supherb

i'm from the indian tribe called nava-love-a-hoe -- chino xl

we answer to no one, we 911 - el p

now, i haven't even read all of 'em yet....but i'm likin' this one right about now....LOL...

paz y amor

a/k/a Lumpy Hamster Head

The hues of the opal, the light of the diamond, are not to be seen if the eye is too near. ~~~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

check out http://www.thejawn.com

Dis...Generation 8 Track

we now return you to your regularly scheduled discussions of Kool-Aid, smuttin, and cartoons. ~ KDfromWestP




~ i ain't here on business baby, i'm only here for fun. ~ bruce springsteen

Guinness w/ "Ugh, thanks, Brandy. I couldn't find that K.O.B.E. album on vinyl anywhere." Funny, funny, funny!

THAT is COMEDY !!!!!!

...and the others were REALLY great too.

__________________________________

http://www.youtube.com/user/BKyle215
Subscribe now, and be among the 1st to peep the exclusive hip-hop stuff!!! B.Kyle Style!

>Guinness w/ "Ugh, thanks, Brandy. I
>couldn't find that K.O.B.E. album
>on vinyl anywhere." Funny,
>funny, funny!
>
>THAT is COMEDY !!!!!!
>
>...and the others were REALLY great
>too.

Guiness...check yo' email.

angieee ('stress)

Cofounder (whatever that means): Okayplayer.com.

First book, The Broke Diaries, coming March 2001, Random House. Some old unspellchecked unedited entries are at
http://www.everythingblack.com/Resources/30.html

Read the guidelines you got when you signed up for the boards: http://www.okayplayer.com/guidelines.html

"Okayplayer is addictive like Ebay" - Danja Mowf

"Mister Mister before you make me go, I'm here to let you know your little girl is a ho!" - Ice Cube

AW DAY-UMMMM!!!!!!!!!! Er, I mean congratulations, Guinness......

"I'll ruin yo mama"-?uest(lmao)

"If ya can't baffle em with brilliance, dazzle em with bullsh*t"-my dad

"I know a whole lot more about what freedom ISN'T than about what it is"-Assata Shakur

"Only in America could you find a way to earn a healthy buck and still keep your attitude on self-destruct"-MF Doom, "Rhymes Like Dimes"
GET OPERATION DOOMSDAY!!!!

once again i've been slept on, and my brilliance has been overlooked in favor of a less talented individual.

funny isht though (just not as funny as mine).

i guess i'm still workin off the bad rep i got for EXPOSING THE TRUTH ABOUT ?UEST DISSING THE STREET TEAM!!!!!

http://www.thehungersite.com

"This is OUR place. You want the walls to be orange get a brush..."
--BooDah

Stevelover and the purple Tubber: confusing freestyle suckas into a three-count pin

"I'm SICK, and i'm TIRED, of your WHINING, COMPLAINING, and BITCHING, and MOANING! BOO-FUCKIN-HOO!"
--Ian Mackaye (Minor Threat)

"Where the F*CK is my purse icon??????"

:::::::::::::
"And I know what the fuck an option quarterback is. He's the black QB under six feet that ends up being converted to wide receiver once he's selected on day two of the NFL draft because he can't hit the ocean from the edge of a boat."

--

"Maybe if I keep my head turned D' won't smell my morning breath or see the cream in my eyes. DAYUM I knew I shoulda handled my business this mornin'!"

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Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage ~ ANAIS NIN

because i want a dilated CD for free! (i'm broke).

Brandy thinking: "I can't believe ?uest is wearin' the SAME SHIRT i just bought for D'!!!"

http://www.thehungersite.com

"This is OUR place. You want the walls to be orange get a brush..."
--BooDah

Stevelover and the purple Tubber: confusing freestyle suckas into a three-count pin

"I'm SICK, and i'm TIRED, of your WHINING, COMPLAINING, and BITCHING, and MOANING! BOO-FUCKIN-HOO!"
--Ian Mackaye (Minor Threat)

"Where the F*CK is my purse icon??????"

:::::::::::::
"And I know what the fuck an option quarterback is. He's the black QB under six feet that ends up being converted to wide receiver once he's selected on day two of the NFL draft because he can't hit the ocean from the edge of a boat."

--

Joyce would have sold out for some free shyte too.

regards,
Dis.


a/k/a Lumpy Hamster Head

The hues of the opal, the light of the diamond, are not to be seen if the eye is too near. ~~~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

check out http://www.thejawn.com

Dis...Generation 8 Track

we now return you to your regularly scheduled discussions of Kool-Aid, smuttin, and cartoons. ~ KDfromWestP




~ i ain't here on business baby, i'm only here for fun. ~ bruce springsteen

**************NEWS BREAK******************
SINGER MONICA WAS FOUND BEATEN, TIED UP AND GAGGED WITH WHAT POLICE SAY IS SYNTHETIC HAIR WEAVE. SHE WAS FOUND STUFFED IN THE TRUNK OF A LEXUS COUPE WITH CALIFORNIA TAGS. THE CAR IS SAID TO BE REGISTERED TO A BRANDY NORWOOD. MORE NEWS ON THIS AT 11:00.
**************************************************

MEANWHILE,

?LOVE LOOKS ON.

D': THANKS BRANDY. (D' PUTS HIS HEAD DOWN TO SIGN THE UNRELEASED RAY JAY BOX SET BRANDY GAVE HIM.)

BRANDY: YOU'RE WELCOMED. RAY JAY'S GOING PLATIUM BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.

D' (UNDER HIS BREATHE): BRANDY'S LOOKING MADD CRAZY...IS THIS BLOOD?

BRANDY (TO HERSELF): I TOLD THAT B**** THE BOY IS MINE.



YOU WANT A CERTAIN TYPE OF GUY/GOTTA REACH A CERTAIN POINT TOO/AT THAT DESTINATION/A KING WILL ANOINT YOU...
- COMMON

FIND GHETTO HEAVEN IN YOURSELF AND GOD.

- HIM AGAIN

news break is hillarious

THE MOST OFFENSIVE QUOTE EVER:

"I'm an intellectual..." - Nas

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
giving you true posts since 1999 - effa charter member

"I can assure you, we won't be putting money into a society which is not transparent and corrupt."
-George W Bush

I,I, I Can't Wait!

Live from the Shoe Sto, the Mall and NOW the courtroom


I, I, I Can't Wait?
U've waited long enuff!

Brandy: "Where is my mom with my Vaseline?? If I smile too much, my lips are gonna start bleeding."
D: "Ahmir, look at her lips, they gotta be burning."
Ahmir: "I know, that's why I'm looking at you and not her."

"It ain't about the muscles if you know how to use the knuckles."---my little sister

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when
someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes
4 muscles to extend your arm and
bitch-slap the fool upside the head..."---anonymous

Look over to your left...yeah, up in the corner. As a suggestion, you may want to take two.

?uest: "damn MOESHA'S mom is thick as hell,aint she d'?

D':"let me act like i watch this bullshit!"

Brandy:"i hope he dont notice that i lost mad weight and look like the black "ally mcbeal"

Friend: "now this is the only reason i hang with BRANDY( to meet stars)but she always cockblockin!damn!"


http://www.geocities.com/drno59/headshot.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/drno59/5thelement2.jpg

"and after all my logic and my theories,I add a mothaf*cka so you ig'nant niggaz hear me"-L BOOGIE

"my rhymebook will be the next bible"-RAKIM ALLAH

"A community that shares a COMMON set of human experiences over a peroid of time constitutes a "TRIBE"- Na'im Akbar

brandy:"girl did you toss the bag with the bloody knife away like i told you?!"

friend:"oops"

?uest:"damn didnt monica say she was gonna be here tonight?"

D': "damn SHERYL LEE RALPH is kinda thick ?uest.but what happened to yo girl over here?"





http://www.geocities.com/drno59/headshot.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/drno59/5thelement2.jpg

"and after all my logic and my theories,I add a mothaf*cka so you ig'nant niggaz hear me"-L BOOGIE

"my rhymebook will be the next bible"-RAKIM ALLAH

"A community that shares a COMMON set of human experiences over a peroid of time constitutes a "TRIBE"- Na'im Akbar

?uest:"yo D' i got the 411 on her.my boys wanya and kobe told me sum shit.trust when i say she aint the girl next door unless next door is a strip club."

D': "word!?i'm a leave it alone though.she probably got ILLADELPH tatooed on her ass with all them philly cats runnin thru it.damn i hope she didnt hear me.eh um...SO HOW LONG IS MASTER P GONNA BE ON THE SHOW?"

BRANDY: "damn i bet ?uest is tellin him all my damn biz about kobe and wanya.he should go somewhere with his ugly dashiki.dont he know that FUBU rocks the world?"

friend: "is ?uest single?(cockblockin heffer)


http://www.geocities.com/drno59/headshot.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/drno59/5thelement2.jpg

"and after all my logic and my theories,I add a mothaf*cka so you ig'nant niggaz hear me"-L BOOGIE

"my rhymebook will be the next bible"-RAKIM ALLAH

"A community that shares a COMMON set of human experiences over a peroid of time constitutes a "TRIBE"- Na'im Akbar

it's common (knowledge) that brandy is on a quest to get to the root of d's jazzyfatnastee d(***)

D: Brandy, what's this??
Brandy: It's a coat made out of 100% human hair!! I designed it myself.
Ahmir: (to D)Oh, so that's what she does with her old hair weaves.

"It ain't about the muscles if you know how to use the knuckles."---my little sister

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when
someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes
4 muscles to extend your arm and
bitch-slap the fool upside the head..."---anonymous

Look over to your left...yeah, up in the corner. As a suggestion, you may want to take two.

See, she has to keep the "sleepy look" so when moms catches her ass outa the bed...she can lie and say she was sleepwalking.

Now about the pic.....hmmmm.......

Brandy: D'! Hey! Got ya a gift! (in that "wannabe innocent teenybopper voice and fake ass smile )

D': *ahem* Gee, thanks *ahem* (throat problems)

?uest: What is it, D'? (with the Christmas morning enthusiam)

D': Don't know, can't get the shit unwrapped, with this cigarette in my hand...

?uest: Hurry up ,man, damn!

D': Fuck u *ahem*

Meanwhile...................................

B's Friend: Girl, is that yo mama over there?

B: Naw, She's at the Master P concert...looking for Ray J

B is thinking....hmmmmmm....I read D's article in Essence....I wonder if these gift are enough to get him to.... }>


* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Awaiting for "D' Arrival" on Sunday May 7,2000 in Greensboro, NC at 7:30" *turned out to be D'cancellation*
"I ain't mad.....just speechless"
~LoveJones May 7,2000

"Please give us strength, Lord, to fight our battles. And we can walk on the streets of gold."
~D'Angelo '95

"Even if it take forever and a day for me 2 do. I've gotta Send It On 2 u."
~D'Angelo '00

"D' and I~ AQUEMINI"
~LoveJonez '00

"We're the Playas, number one."
~D'Angelo '00


SensualiTee@hotmail.com

*ahem*!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage ~ ANAIS NIN

Brandy: Yep I got him a gift.. I got plans tonight for this playa. In your face Wanye

D: A gift? Don't even know this chick. She must wanna give up the pantie draws.

Friend: I hope this hefa dont them Im sleepin with her moms again tonight.. The hoe toenails too long.

?uest: Trick always smiling... I wonder if she knows how far apart her eyebrows are?

Camerman: MMph... I smell coochie.

One Luv Yall

I m A g I n I n A T i O n N O T i M i T a T i O n!

:-)

Later,
Sapp

that's fucked up, don't be talkin' bout Apple head, er I mean Brandy like that!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage ~ ANAIS NIN

there is NONE!!!!


FUNK: its a good thing

"N***** tryin to chew my tampon with my pants on",Curtains-Rah Digga

Mariah Carey should be stoned with REAL R&B CDs

Mary J is our GHETTO DIVA!!!

OKAPLAYER.COM- A MUSICAL CULT!!! How can I be down.

BUY Rah Digga's "Dirty Harriet" CD!!!!! REAL FEMALE MCs are coming back to blow up the damn mike!!! Versace, suck dick, bitch mc clones BEWARE!!!

www.myspace.com/darkaqua_30

:D

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage ~ ANAIS NIN

whew whew whew aaaaaahahahhaha

See, I'm get fired!

aaaaaaaahahaha wiping tears...I love okayplayer



* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Awaiting for "D' Arrival" on Sunday May 7,2000 in Greensboro, NC at 7:30" *turned out to be D'cancellation*
"I ain't mad.....just speechless"
~LoveJones May 7,2000

"Please give us strength, Lord, to fight our battles. And we can walk on the streets of gold."
~D'Angelo '95

"Even if it take forever and a day for me 2 do. I've gotta Send It On 2 u."
~D'Angelo '00

"D' and I~ AQUEMINI"
~LoveJonez '00

"We're the Playas, number one."
~D'Angelo '00


SensualiTee@hotmail.com

And, who does her make up?????? That's not good representation AT ALL!!!!

Later,
Sapp

FUCK UP FACE!!!!!! She NEEDS to be on a see-food diet!!! EAT EVERYTHING YOU SEE GIRL!!!!! Her and Ally McBeal runnin neck to neck for "Starvin Look of the month". EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!


FUNK: its a good thing

"N***** tryin to chew my tampon with my pants on",Curtains-Rah Digga

Mariah Carey should be stoned with REAL R&B CDs

Mary J is our GHETTO DIVA!!!

OKAPLAYER.COM- A MUSICAL CULT!!! How can I be down.

BUY Rah Digga's "Dirty Harriet" CD!!!!! REAL FEMALE MCs are coming back to blow up the damn mike!!! Versace, suck dick, bitch mc clones BEWARE!!!

www.myspace.com/darkaqua_30

>FUCK UP FACE!!!!!! She NEEDS to
>be on a see-food diet!!!
>EAT EVERYTHING YOU SEE GIRL!!!!!
>Her and Ally McBeal runnin
>neck to neck for "Starvin
>Look of the month". EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
>
>
>
>FUNK: its a good thing
>
>"N***** tryin to chew my tampon
>with my pants on",Curtains-Rah Digga
>
>
>Mariah Carey should be stoned with
>REAL R&B CDs
>
>Mary J is our GHETTO DIVA!!!
>
>
>OKAPLAYER.COM- A MUSICAL CULT!!! How can
>I be down.
>
>BUY Rah Digga's "Dirty Harriet" CD!!!!!
>REAL FEMALE MCs are coming
>back to blow up the
>damn mike!!! Versace, suck dick,
>bitch mc clones BEWARE!!!


FUNK: its a good thing

"N***** tryin to chew my tampon with my pants on",Curtains-Rah Digga

Mariah Carey should be stoned with REAL R&B CDs

Mary J is our GHETTO DIVA!!!

OKAPLAYER.COM- A MUSICAL CULT!!! How can I be down.

BUY Rah Digga's "Dirty Harriet" CD!!!!! REAL FEMALE MCs are coming back to blow up the damn mike!!! Versace, suck dick, bitch mc clones BEWARE!!!

www.myspace.com/darkaqua_30

?uest: Yo D I thought you said B as Brandy was coming not B as in BUSTED ASS JAWN!!!!!

D: Right! WTF happened, she looing like the victim of a voodoo spell gone TERRIBLY wrong!

Brandy: *to herself* I'ma kick Ray J's ass! He told me I was meeting w/Diana(Ross) today, not D'Angelo. Wait till I find that mofo!!!!
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*the player formerly known as ebony_dream*

MAY OFFENSIVE QUOTE MONTH

"If you can take a dick, you can take a joke" - Carlos Mencia commenting on people taking offense to jokes about gays

quest :MADLIBS? Man i used to love playing Madlibs

dangelo : shit im too sick for this.. wtf? do i want this for? i mean madlibs was cool back in the day but damn i got dreamcast to hold me over when i get that bored.

brandy : it's d be cool. i wanna rip his pants off but be coool...i'm doing the right thing maybe it'll help my career but i bet he's never been with a girl that had a doll made after her hmmm the d doll? wonder what it'd be like when u take the clothes off <wants to giggle> trying to hold it in

girl next to brandy : OH MY GOD... i dont think this lipstick really match d's skin color


-Contagious

http://www.thejawn.com
don't just read my quotes read what i wrote -Contagious

----------------------------------
what is the purpose of existence without persistence?

**I wonder if D' would do a remix of "I wanna be down" with me? Cause DAYUM how can I be down!?!**

brandy is thinking: " . . . damn! i spent all that time lickin my lips at D during untitled. and now that i'm finally backstage i got crusty mouth. (to the girl next to her) . . . 'scuse me sis, you have any lip gloss? . . cause i don't wanna face D again with this ring around my lips."

peace and progress. thas my take. -Karas

"i'm short, black, and proud of that!" -me
"i have excorciiiiiiiised the demons! this house is CLEAR!" -Jim Carrey

Shigga1 on AIM

For the south park fans:

D: "Ants in the pants?? ANTS IN THE PANTS????"

---

D: "Awww B... thanks... the official Moesha coloring book.

--me--

"PUT THE MOTHERF*CKING MAGAZINE DOWN AND PLAY YOUR PART.... GOD!!!!" -- Prince '84
http://www.thejawn.com/realaudio/mag.ram

"Put the magazine down nigga!" -- Prince '84
http://www.thejawn.com/realaudio/mag2.ram

http://www.thejawn.com/brainchild/

--me--
www.djbrainchild.com
www.gordongartrellradio.com
www.twitter.com/djbrainchild

did yall know that BRANDY visits this site.yall gon make the girl cry!stop it, cuz my stomache is hurtin from laughin.


http://www.geocities.com/drno59/headshot.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/drno59/5thelement2.jpg

"and after all my logic and my theories,I add a mothaf*cka so you ig'nant niggaz hear me"-L BOOGIE

"my rhymebook will be the next bible"-RAKIM ALLAH

"A community that shares a COMMON set of human experiences over a peroid of time constitutes a "TRIBE"- Na'im Akbar

I'm just tryin to win...for real, I think Brandy is cool. I like her show. Itz better than half the other shit on TV (except "Millionare" LoL). She is real pretty too. For real she prolly gave him a good present...and if I was famous I'd be tryin to get near him too

*~VooDooVixen~*

"You shole is ugly"(c)Shug from "The Color Purple"

Sapp

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Awaiting for "D' Arrival" on Sunday May 7,2000 in Greensboro, NC at 7:30" *turned out to be D'cancellation*
"I ain't mad.....just speechless"
~LoveJones May 7,2000

"Please give us strength, Lord, to fight our battles. And we can walk on the streets of gold."
~D'Angelo '95

"Even if it take forever and a day for me 2 do. I've gotta Send It On 2 u."
~D'Angelo '00

"D' and I~ AQUEMINI"
~LoveJonez '00

"We're the Playas, number one."
~D'Angelo '00


SensualiTee@hotmail.com

*Just another Okaygroupie*
or
*Brandy: "I hope this pic get on the news update for the site... eff a D'Angelo, I'm in love with Stress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*
or
*Money can't buy you love- but it CAN buy you backstage on D'tour*
or
*Another virgin upset about D' and his horrible sexual preachings.*
or
*D'Angelo: Kid Tested, Mother Approved*
or
*Brandy Norwood: Okayplayer since 5/18/2000*



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Posts guaranteed to boost IQ's!!!
School's in session...

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Brandy: Damn boo, you see honey right there...the big one yo...

Friend: Yea, get that nigga..

Brandy: He aint got no, naw look at his sh..naw he aint got no cash.

Friend: Naw fuck that, that shirt probably Kamal's shirt...

Brandy: Hell yea, you know D'Angelo got the fuckin' dollars.

Friend: Yea for real. Yo let's set that nigga up.

Brandy: Naw, the only way to get that mufucka is wit some ass, yo. That's the only thing he want..

Friend: Suck his dick...he probably like menage a trois!

Brandy: Run them pockets right, wait untill that muthafucka be sleep or some shit like that, right?

Friend: Yea, yea, let's do that shit.

Brandy: Naw there go the other one..Dice. I'm sayin', they always let the mufuckin' dun nigga hold the cash, youknowImean?

Friend: Black Thought!...lets get that nigga..

Brandy: Naw, I...I'm scared of that nigga, yo.

Friend: He a non ass. D'Angelo gettin' ass on a regular basis.

Brandy: But so what, you know..let's try that shit, yo. I'm goin' for mine, fuck that........

on some AZ'z first album sh!t....

Yeah, that was tight:7 Lil Kim would be proud!!!

FUNK: its a good thing

"N***** tryin to chew my tampon with my pants on",Curtains-Rah Digga

Mariah Carey should be stoned with REAL R&B CDs

Mary J is our GHETTO DIVA!!!

OKAPLAYER.COM- A MUSICAL CULT!!! How can I be down.

BUY Rah Digga's "Dirty Harriet" CD!!!!! REAL FEMALE MCs are coming back to blow up the damn mike!!! Versace, suck dick, bitch mc clones BEWARE!!!

www.myspace.com/darkaqua_30

D- "What the hell is this? The Backstreet Boys tour book?? Man, this girl is whiter than our bass player."
?uest- "Yo I think we should get her smoked out. Now THAT would make OkayPlayer news!"
D- "She prolly high just from smellin this weed on us."
Brandy- "What's that smell? It's making me feel so...happy. hehehehe"

-*~VooDooVixen~*
<<~~~***PeAcE, lOvE & bUlLeTpRoOf MaRsHmAlLoWs***~~>>

?uest: "see D' i told you i got entertainers trickin too.COM wrote that song about me!here's a small portfolio of all the hoes you have to choose from.low priced honeys in the back and high priced tricks in the back.I got a discount on Brandy right here.her stock went down when she lost the weight so i'll throw in her friend at no charge."

D': "aight,but is this ANGIE(stress)?yo how much for her and tiny?"

Brandy: " i hope they dont think i'm gonna let them take pictures?that's extra"

friend: "girl i got rent and a car note they can put this shit on pay per view for all i care."


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"and after all my logic and my theories,I add a mothaf*cka so you ig'nant niggaz hear me"-L BOOGIE

"my rhymebook will be the next bible"-RAKIM ALLAH

"A community that shares a COMMON set of human experiences over a peroid of time constitutes a "TRIBE"- Na'im Akbar

"Escuchela la ciudad respirando"
"So much on my mind I just can't recline
Blastin holes in the night til she bled sunshine. Breathe in, inhale vapors from bright stars that shine. Breathe out, weed smoke retrace the skyline.Yo don't the bass ride out like an ancient mating call.I can't take it y'all, I can feel the city breathin.Chest heavin, against the flesh of the evening.Sigh before we die like the last train leaving."--Black Star "Respiration"

Carbonate that flow-Tic

"I would like to suggest that you not use speed, and here's why: it is going to mess up your heart, mess up your liver, your kidneys, rot out your mind. In general this drug will make you just like your mother and father."-- Frank Zappa


"Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end." -Igor Stravinsky

"Escuchela la ciudad respirando"
"So much on my mind I just can't recline
Blastin holes in the night til she bled sunshine. Breathe in, inhale vapors from bright stars that shine. Breathe out, weed smoke retrace the skyline.Yo don't the bass ride out like an ancient mating call.I can't take it y'all, I can feel the city breathin.Chest heavin, against the flesh of the evening.Sigh before we die like the last train leaving."--Black Star "Respiration"

Carbonate that flow-Tic

"I would like to suggest that you not use speed, and here's why: it is going to mess up your heart, mess up your liver, your kidneys, rot out your mind. In general this drug will make you just like your mother and father."-- Frank Zappa


"Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end." -Igor Stravinsky

I think Brandy is crazy bout ?uest!!!! That afro and that shirt.... I don´t know a girl who wouldn´t want him BADLY in that outfit!! I think she just waiting for the right moment to go ova´ to him and ask him out for a date. She just want´s him so badly....... the only bad thing is she tought ?uest was....... Michael Douglas ... (HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA) oh, damn she gonna get a heartattack when she finds out. And she just kissed him!.... but they do look alike, ?uest and Michael. The same hairdo........... But I´m sure Brandy is going to love ?uest, just as much as she would Douglas..... exept that Douglas is a frog,and ?uest is a cool drummer, and WHO... WHO???? wouldn´t just love to marry a FROG???? I just married one this Tuesday. We so happy. and she REALLY good at giving head...

(do NOT take the abovestanding things TOO seriously... it was written in the wackest two minutes in a boys life! luckily none of this is true!)

Sorry ?uest! this is not a diss, if u take it that way I´m deeply sorry, it´s just that expressieon on yo face.... damn, man. and that shirt... I think u should give it back to Com before he ckecks the news section! ;0)

one luv ya´ll OK HEADS!!!!!! And big ups to u, for bringin in Dilated Peoples!!!!!! REAL undaground ish, huh????????

as I said, ONE FUKKIN LUV OK HEADS!

Simon.


"I gotta hold, hold on, hold on to my pride"- DÁngelo "The Line"

"I´m a sure boy with an open heart, down to finish what I start, can´t nobody change my tune"-Rashaan Patterson

"still got time to perfect the beats..."-Dr.Dre. (VERY important thing, that beat thang!!!)

Hvis du er en dansk okayplayer, så er du sku i orden!! evt. mail mig...

B: "Oh well, looks like I won't be getting my ass smacked, or my weave pulled tonight."

Sapp

SAPP....that's my dog, that's my DDDDDOOOOGGGG!!@Chris Tucker

FUNK: its a good thing

"N***** tryin to chew my tampon with my pants on",Curtains-Rah Digga

Mariah Carey should be stoned with REAL R&B CDs

Mary J is our GHETTO DIVA!!!

OKAPLAYER.COM- A MUSICAL CULT!!! How can I be down.

BUY Rah Digga's "Dirty Harriet" CD!!!!! REAL FEMALE MCs are coming back to blow up the damn mike!!! Versace, suck dick, bitch mc clones BEWARE!!!

www.myspace.com/darkaqua_30

so many skeezers, so little tim

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Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage ~ ANAIS NIN

"The Beat Pimp, the Ill Philly Resident"

"I knew this girl named Alana, she had mad persona; dealt with reality never with the drama"

hi, brandy. it's all in love. we're just too hard to display love in any other way on okayplayer.

Common and Black Thought have already beaten me down for things I say in the news, but like Puffy "I won't stop now". Me and them still tight. I hope me and you can still be friends. Through the good times and the bad. Whether you win or if you lose, okay?

BWAHAHAHA. Y'all funny.

I guess I'll let this go through Friday afternoon. End it around 4pm tomorrow.I'ma have someone else pick. Someone who don't know none of y'all. I'll make him post his pick. (Enough people mad at me...)

angieee ('stress)

Read the guidelines you got when you signed up for the boards: http://www.okayplayer.com/guidelines.html

First book, The Broke Diaries, coming March 2001, Random House.

"Okayplayer is addictive like Ebay" - Danja Mowf

"Mister Mister before you make me go, I'm here to let you know your little girl is a ho!" - Ice Cube

Brandy: *Now I know D is gonna want a slice of THIS pie*

D: *What the fuck... Shaq's greatest hits??* "Ummm, thanks"

?uest: (whispering) "This bitch got a bigger forehead than Tyra! Yo D, who would you Ghost, B or her girl?"

Friend: *I wish this candy ass bitch would get to steppin so me and D can blaze this L*
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There are millions of stars, but there's only one Sun.

J-Sun - Professional Weed Smoker
T.O.P.A. Chief Kneecap Shatterer

"If u want me to eat it, wipe some fruity shit on your pussy please" - McFeely

"Smoking weed is the hip-hop equivalent to corporate golf networking." - Nonseq

"A thug is a lost man in disguise" - Common

**Celebrating May as mufuckin offensive quote month.**
"Make MC's heads bob like Muhammad Ali's from Parkinson's disease" - Chino XL

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"Sometimes I contemplate moving to a warmer place, then the lake and skyline give me a warm embrace" © Common

I thought he (D) said "I ain't going out for a slice of the devil's pie"!

Later,
Sapp

We are ----><-----! But I had to keep mine clean!
ha ha ha ha ha har! Ya'll are STOOOPID!
: : : ; : : : : : : : :

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Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage ~ ANAIS NIN

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Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage ~ ANAIS NIN

dayum, that ?uestlove is fine. and who the fu*k is this dude sittin next to me, lookin like allen iverson on crack!? Once he leaves it just me, ?uestlove and his man butter. ummmm

peace.

-BEELO,

tha movement's takin over..... get ready

"Stopped eatin meat, lost weight, but I still rap husky" -Common (Sense)

eff tha soulquadians....... soulpio's takin over the turf..... yo ahmir im gon git u sucka

Ya'll are off the hook today! That was funny!
People lookin' at me like I'm crazy!

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Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage ~ ANAIS NIN

"i hope they like the fundies i gave them cause ... y'know that ?uest and d are ..."

--the darqsyde cometh--
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Queen Amadiallo
Princess Slay-yuh
Chaste Candu

B: "DAAYYYUUUMMM, DAAYYYUUUUMMM, DAAYYYYUUUUUMMMM"!!!!(C) FLORIDA EVANS "GOOD TIMES"

Okay, I'm quitting
Sapp

B: "Why ain't his ear stuck on my titty"?

I'm out,
Sapp

>B: "Why ain't his ear
>stuck on my titty"?
to be continued.......

Part TWO:
If my mother wasn't around I would let him get alittle feel! Damn, there he goes again feelin my knee again. AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWNNNNNNN, WHERE'S THE DAMN RESTROOM!!!!!>


FUNK: its a good thing

"N***** tryin to chew my tampon with my pants on",Curtains-Rah Digga

Mariah Carey should be stoned with REAL R&B CDs

Mary J is our GHETTO DIVA!!!

OKAPLAYER.COM- A MUSICAL CULT!!! How can I be down.

BUY Rah Digga's "Dirty Harriet" CD!!!!! REAL FEMALE MCs are coming back to blow up the damn mike!!! Versace, suck dick, bitch mc clones BEWARE!!!

www.myspace.com/darkaqua_30

Brandy was thinkin'...
"Damn,D got some big hands! I wonder if...

or
"Well, quest did say D likes it 'au naturel'"

as if she saw a ghost

B's friend: Oh shit! I think my right tittie just fell off!

Brandy: Do I look cross-eyed enough yet?

Quest: D, you ain't get no pussy... now i gots AAAALLLL the pussy... you just get their presents and their panties and screams and ish, but I'M the one they comin to see backstage, man... you just a prettyboy and ish, man, I'M the effin pimp, I'M gonna eff Brandy, not you PUNK... Hell nah, I ain't jealous of you! What u got i don't got? I'M taller than you, i got the pimp Afro, I'M the one with "love" in his name, I'm a better producer than you, and don't tell me u didn't love what i was doin to u during the "Untitled" video.... etc.

D: This better not be the results of another damn home pregnancy test.



THE MOST OFFENSIVE QUOTE EVER:

"I'm an intellectual..." - Nas

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"I can assure you, we won't be putting money into a society which is not transparent and corrupt."
-George W Bush

Looks like you got the evidence that tiny was talking about from the bus.

Brandy: I wonder why neither one of them are gonna let me use their toothbrush?

Quest: Damn, Rashid's gonna kill me if the cleaners can't get Brandy's cum stain out the dashiki.

D: Bitch, does it look like I read Calvin & Hobbes to you?!!? That's the last fuckin' time I run a train w/ Quest. Ever since he bought that damned Paul Barman CD, he been talkin' shit while he fuckin'.

Common (in an adjacent bathroom): YO, WHICH ONE OF YOU DICK BREATH MUFUCKAS BEEN USING MY TOOTHBRUSH?

CELEBRATING MAY AS OFFENSIVE QUOTE MONTH: "no wonder you rhyme with white guys" - MC Paul Barman

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?uest: D you gon hit that?

D : nah man you see them crusty ass lips.

?uest: But it's B yo

D: then you eff her...I said do you see them big ass crusty lips.

B: damn I hope D kisses me I need some vaseline

friend:Shit if B would've had time to eat me this morning her lips wouldn't be so damn crusty.

Riddle me this:
It all begins in LOVE and end in LOVE...So why is there HATE in tha middle ?

:o LOL!!!!that's messed up ,you guys are tooooo funny!