B's friend: Oh shit! I think my right tittie just fell off!

Brandy: Do I look cross-eyed enough yet?

Quest: D, you ain't get no pussy... now i gots AAAALLLL the pussy... you just get their presents and their panties and screams and ish, but I'M the one they comin to see backstage, man... you just a prettyboy and ish, man, I'M the effin pimp, I'M gonna eff Brandy, not you PUNK... Hell nah, I ain't jealous of you! What u got i don't got? I'M taller than you, i got the pimp Afro, I'M the one with "love" in his name, I'm a better producer than you, and don't tell me u didn't love what i was doin to u during the "Untitled" video.... etc.

D: This better not be the results of another damn home pregnancy test.



THE MOST OFFENSIVE QUOTE EVER:

"I'm an intellectual..." - Nas