I like that one...here's my stab at the prize

D': Why do people have to wait around for you to open gifts? It should be 'give and go' now i gotta come up with a smile.

?uest: (to D') Remember to smile

B: My girl thinks i hooked her up by giving her my makeup but i know he likes his women natural. Let me get ready for my peck, cause he's gonna love the nude picture with "I Wanna Be Down" across the middle. Lick, Lick, Lick pucker up.

?uest: Damn if D' didn't put his shirt back on shit could be REAL ugly up in here.

D': Maybe she'll think ?uest is my bodyguard

*opens the gift*

?uest & D: Oh SH%?!!!!!!!

B: Huh?

?uest & D': "Sh&! Damn Mo%&*)F*@?^!" we bust into song sometimes.

:7 Sweets :7