Brandy: "Where is my mom with my Vaseline?? If I smile too much, my lips are gonna start bleeding."
D: "Ahmir, look at her lips, they gotta be burning."
Ahmir: "I know, that's why I'm looking at you and not her."

"It ain't about the muscles if you know how to use the knuckles."---my little sister

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when
someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes
4 muscles to extend your arm and
bitch-slap the fool upside the head..."---anonymous