Brandy: I wonder why neither one of them are gonna let me use their toothbrush?

Quest: Damn, Rashid's gonna kill me if the cleaners can't get Brandy's cum stain out the dashiki.

D: Bitch, does it look like I read Calvin & Hobbes to you?!!? That's the last fuckin' time I run a train w/ Quest. Ever since he bought that damned Paul Barman CD, he been talkin' shit while he fuckin'.

Common (in an adjacent bathroom): YO, WHICH ONE OF YOU DICK BREATH MUFUCKAS BEEN USING MY TOOTHBRUSH?

CELEBRATING MAY AS OFFENSIVE QUOTE MONTH: "no wonder you rhyme with white guys" - MC Paul Barman

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