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JustLisa
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"THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS"


  

          

To me the look says: Damn, I know I woke up from a dead sleep (look her ya'll, ew!)snuck past mom's bedroom, hoping like hell she didn't hear me. 'Cuz when I told her I was going to see D' she was 'Oh hell no! Moesha, I don't like him for you. . .he's too nasty, think about your image.' But now I'm wondering if mom's heard me start up the car and followed me down here. . .oh wait, I THINK I HEAR HER COMING DOWN THE HALL NOOOOOW! Aye, Q, You got my back right? Moms Dukes gone fucc me up!"

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Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage ~ ANAIS NIN

  

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Subject Author Message Date ID
RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS
May 18th 2000
1
RE: LOOKIN FOR A FUTURE GUEST STAR!!!!
May 18th 2000
2
RE: WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sapphire
May 18th 2000
4
RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS
May 18th 2000
3
I heard she was shopping for new panties
May 18th 2000
16
      LOL
May 18th 2000
18
I know whats goin on....
May 18th 2000
5
RE: I know whats goin on - HAHAHA!!!!!!
May 18th 2000
6
Kobe Who?
May 18th 2000
7
RE: Wanya Who?????
sapphire
May 18th 2000
13
Hakeem Who?????
May 18th 2000
19
Mase who?
May 18th 2000
68
      Damn, ya'll on it!!! n/m
PrettyMamaT
May 19th 2000
82
the caption:
May 18th 2000
8
RE: the caption:
Congalero
May 18th 2000
61
ROTFL!! thats a winner! n/m
May 19th 2000
79
and the WINNER IS.......
May 22nd 2000
103
Brian has spoken.
angieee
May 22nd 2000
107
      RE: Brian has spoken.
danielle
May 22nd 2000
108
bennie, once again...
May 22nd 2000
112
RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS
May 18th 2000
9
breaking a personal rule here...
May 18th 2000
10
TinkyWinky...............
May 19th 2000
78
HE'S MINE. PART II
Stylenitty
May 18th 2000
11
RE: HE'S MINE. PART II
May 18th 2000
69
      i like this too
May 19th 2000
88
RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS
May 18th 2000
12
THE LOW DOWN
dr_no
May 18th 2000
14
      RE: THE LOW DOWN
dr_no
May 18th 2000
15
      the SAGA continues
dr_no
May 18th 2000
17
      RE: THE LOW DOWN
May 18th 2000
21
Another One
May 18th 2000
20
Brandy..Covergirl.....naaaaaa!
May 18th 2000
22
RE: Now THAT ish is funny!
May 18th 2000
27
RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS
May 18th 2000
23
RE: Where's her hair line n/m?????
sapphire
May 18th 2000
25
      RE: awwwww. . .
May 18th 2000
26
      RE: Where's her hair line n/m?????
May 18th 2000
28
      RE: Ya'll are wrong, lol!
May 18th 2000
29
      aaaaaaaahahahahhaha lol
May 18th 2000
30
           RE: Easy, Breezy, Beautiful, Cover, WHAT????
sapphire
May 18th 2000
31
                RE: Easy, Breezy, Beautiful, Cover THAT......
May 18th 2000
33
                     Easy, Breezy, Beautiful, Cover THAT......
May 18th 2000
34
This is classic...
May 18th 2000
24
my weak but amusing attempt
May 18th 2000
32
Here's mines
Traybay
May 18th 2000
35
RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS
Karrots215
May 18th 2000
36
RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS
May 18th 2000
37
YALL AINT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dr_no
May 18th 2000
38
      RE: YALL AINT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VooDooVixen
May 18th 2000
44
           RE: Well, I don't!!!! Can't you tell???
sapphire
May 18th 2000
48
                aaaaaaaahahahahahahah lol
May 18th 2000
62
picture captions...
May 18th 2000
39
Brandy Hardcore
May 18th 2000
40
Now thats some funny sh!t
May 18th 2000
41
Brandy Hardcore:ENCORE!!!
May 18th 2000
42
Brandy gets stoned??
VooDooVixen
May 18th 2000
43
?uest THE PIMP
dr_no
May 18th 2000
46
I am glad they captiond that Brandy cause I thought it was Venus William...
May 18th 2000
45
Cause I thought it was Venus Williams
May 18th 2000
47
BRANDY + AFRO-BRO
simon
May 18th 2000
49
RE: Oh Well....
sapphire
May 18th 2000
50
      RE: You stupid girl!!!
May 18th 2000
51
      RE: One man, one wee-wee
May 18th 2000
52
      yo that isht was FUNNY!!!!!!
Lani
May 22nd 2000
109
y'all funny.
angieee
May 18th 2000
53
RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS
May 18th 2000
54
RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS
sapphire
May 18th 2000
55
RE: THIS HAS GOT TO BE ^ THERE
May 18th 2000
58
      RE: That was to J_Sun!
May 18th 2000
59
aiight yall........
May 18th 2000
56
RE: I'm dyin ova heah!
May 18th 2000
57
...
Anagram_Flytalker
May 18th 2000
60
RE: ...
sapphire
May 18th 2000
63
      RE: ...One more!!!
sapphire
May 18th 2000
64
           RE: ...One more!!!
May 18th 2000
66
RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS
Cocoluv
May 18th 2000
65
She looks very scared
BabyDick
May 18th 2000
67
look at the photo when u read this one:
May 18th 2000
70
RE: look at the photo when u read this one:
Heavyone
May 18th 2000
72
RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS
May 18th 2000
71
RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS
May 18th 2000
73
RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS
apakahoney
May 18th 2000
75
RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS
May 18th 2000
74
lord, leave that gal alone
May 18th 2000
76
It's all in fun and love! n/m
May 19th 2000
83
angiee said to!!
May 20th 2000
94
RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS
May 19th 2000
77
deep thoughts by Brandy Norwood
May 19th 2000
80
thanks FIRE!!!!!!
dr_no
May 19th 2000
81
      been watching austin powers and . . .
May 19th 2000
84
           RE: been watching austin powers and . . .
Sweets
May 22nd 2000
106
Y'all STOOPID!! lol!! Thankx for the lafs! (eom)
May 19th 2000
85
RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS
May 19th 2000
86
RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS
May 19th 2000
87
RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS
May 19th 2000
89
RE: awww DAYUM
May 22nd 2000
101
Speechless....
PrettyMamaT
May 22nd 2000
105
Daaaammmm that was harsh!!!!
Lani
May 22nd 2000
110
WHAT ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT?
merike
May 19th 2000
90
RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS
May 19th 2000
91
RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS
May 19th 2000
92
I WONDER WHAT SIZE D'ANGELO'S....
Maat511
May 19th 2000
93
wait what? what?! huh?!!
danielle
May 20th 2000
95
      MY BAD!!!!
danielle
May 20th 2000
96
RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS
Zlatko
May 20th 2000
97
aye yo I got another one.....
danielle
May 21st 2000
98
onemogin
danielle
May 21st 2000
99
      This just may be the winner!!! n/m
May 22nd 2000
100
The look on Brandy's face
naijaboy
May 22nd 2000
102
RE: The look on Brandy's face
May 22nd 2000
104
RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS
Kam4
May 22nd 2000
111
RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS
MissIsis
Jun 15th 2000
113

Vena
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1. "RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS"
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LOL. Girl Im feeling you. I was thinking the same thing. She got this look like "is anybody gonna see this?" on her face. "Ohh damn I'm caught".

One Luv

I m A g I n I n A T i O n N O T i M i T a T i O n!

  

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2. "RE: LOOKIN FOR A FUTURE GUEST STAR!!!!"
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Brandy: Maybe I can get him to come on the show. We need better rating damn it!!!! Countess can't beat me, shit I'm America's virgin princess!!!

Brandy's Mom: Yeah, we need to make the show more ghetto. Do what you have to do, I have bills you need to pay!

Brandy's Mom: And don't wear that ugly red nail polish, I heard he doesn't like that!! Alright go and make that MONEY!!

THE END




FUNK: its a good thing

"N***** tryin to chew my tampon with my pants on",Curtains-Rah Digga

Mariah Carey should be stoned with REAL R&B CDs

Mary J is our GHETTO DIVA!!!

OKAPLAYER.COM- A MUSICAL CULT!!! How can I be down.

BUY Rah Digga's "Dirty Harriet" CD!!!!! REAL FEMALE MCs are coming back to blow up the damn mike!!! Versace, suck dick, bitch mc clones BEWARE!!!

www.myspace.com/darkaqua_30

  

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sapphire

Thu May-18-00 04:04 AM

  
4. "RE: WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Is that what she looks like w/no make up??????

DDDDDAAAAAAYYYYYYYUUUUUMMMMMMMMM(c)Chris Tucker

Later,
Sapp

  

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3. "RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS"
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B's Friend: *thinking* I hope she didn't give him her panties.
B: *thinking* He's gonna freak when he sees my panties, I'll bet she's gonna be so jealous.
Ahmir: *whispering* D, I bet you she gave you her panties.

Peace,
Phil

"Ovum is my friend." Phil - Copyright 2000

!!SOULIGOS!!!

August 23rd - c_diggity
August 27th - Age
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August 30th nonseq
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It's all lies, we're fucking Whores.
*Giving you true smut August 23rd to September 22nd*

  

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16. "I heard she was shopping for new panties"
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a couple of weeks ago. It was said that she avoided her mother in the mall so that she could go rack up at Victoriea Secret's. I'm not bullshittin!!!!!
----------------------------------------
*the player formerly known as ebony_dream*

MAY OFFENSIVE QUOTE MONTH

"If you can take a dick, you can take a joke" - Carlos Mencia commenting on people taking offense to jokes about gays

  

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18. "LOL"
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That's some funny shit....Maybe I was right after all. lol

Peace,
Phil

"Ovum is my friend." Phil - Copyright 2000

!!SOULIGOS!!!

August 23rd - c_diggity
August 27th - Age
August 28th - Fire, GoodReverendDr.J, AbdulJaleel
August 30th nonseq
September 3rd Chi_Guy, ginana
September 6th - SkipGotSkills
September 7th - Koalalove
September 9th - Phil
September 10th - Toejam
September 13th - JeLeighBean
September 14th - Lyricalbullet
September 15th - KD
September 16th - latenitemix
September 18th Justice
September 19th - disorganized, bfnh , Rudegirl/Virgo, Dome215, Jamal Y'all

It's all lies, we're fucking Whores.
*Giving you true smut August 23rd to September 22nd*

  

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5. "I know whats goin on...."
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Brandy's Friend -- "Damn I'm glad I aint hate on her like the others"

Quest -- "yo D, this is gonna make OkayNews... make this look innocent as possible!!!"

D'angelo -- "She aint thick as I thought she was"

Brandy -- "His knee is rubbing my leg... awwwwwwwwwwww... And I dont know where the bathroom is in here"


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oh well

  

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6. "RE: I know whats goin on - HAHAHA!!!!!!"
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I LIKE THAT ONE!!!!!




FUNK: its a good thing

"N***** tryin to chew my tampon with my pants on",Curtains-Rah Digga

Mariah Carey should be stoned with REAL R&B CDs

Mary J is our GHETTO DIVA!!!

OKAPLAYER.COM- A MUSICAL CULT!!! How can I be down.

BUY Rah Digga's "Dirty Harriet" CD!!!!! REAL FEMALE MCs are coming back to blow up the damn mike!!! Versace, suck dick, bitch mc clones BEWARE!!!

www.myspace.com/darkaqua_30

  

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7. "Kobe Who?"
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I,I, I Can't Wait!

Live from the Shoe Sto, the Mall and NOW the courtroom


I, I, I Can't Wait?
U've waited long enuff!

  

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sapphire

Thu May-18-00 04:54 AM

  
13. "RE: Wanya Who?????"
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:-)

Later,
Sapp

  

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19. "Hakeem Who?????"
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* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Awaiting for "D' Arrival" on Sunday May 7,2000 in Greensboro, NC at 7:30" *turned out to be D'cancellation*
"I ain't mad.....just speechless"
~LoveJones May 7,2000

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~D'Angelo '95

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"D' and I~ AQUEMINI"
~LoveJonez '00

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68. "Mase who?"
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"I'm permanent like tatoos and birthmarks, third degree burn marks ..." - Mos Def

  

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PrettyMamaT

Fri May-19-00 04:23 AM

  
82. "Damn, ya'll on it!!! n/m"
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1--fun, 2--you, 3--me, 4--more, 5 no jive, 6--no tricks, 7--we in heaven, 8--everything is straight, 9--fine, TE-E-E-EN--next week, we gon' do it again! OOWWW!!!" --Marvin Gaye, "A Funky Space Re-incarnated"

"I didn't like the way you were, so I had to make you mine."--Prince "Strange Relationship"

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"Yo, man, he's raggin' on your cord" One of Jimbo's boys on the Simpsons

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8. "the caption:"
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"uh...thanks, brandy -- i couldn't find that k.o.b.e album on vinyl anywhere!"


you better bring me some muthafuckin' cognac or i'll kill you -- supherb

i'm from the indian tribe called nava-love-a-hoe -- chino xl

we answer to no one, we 911 - el p

  

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Congalero

Thu May-18-00 10:17 AM

  
61. "RE: the caption:"
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now, i haven't even read all of 'em yet....but i'm likin' this one right about now....LOL...

paz y amor

  

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79. "ROTFL!! thats a winner! n/m"
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103. "and the WINNER IS......."
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Guinness w/ "Ugh, thanks, Brandy. I couldn't find that K.O.B.E. album on vinyl anywhere." Funny, funny, funny!

THAT is COMEDY !!!!!!

...and the others were REALLY great too.

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angieee

Mon May-22-00 12:38 PM

  
107. "Brian has spoken."
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>Guinness w/ "Ugh, thanks, Brandy. I
>couldn't find that K.O.B.E. album
>on vinyl anywhere." Funny,
>funny, funny!
>
>THAT is COMEDY !!!!!!
>
>...and the others were REALLY great
>too.

Guiness...check yo' email.

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danielle

Mon May-22-00 12:54 PM

  
108. "RE: Brian has spoken."
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AW DAY-UMMMM!!!!!!!!!! Er, I mean congratulations, Guinness......

"I'll ruin yo mama"-?uest(lmao)

"If ya can't baffle em with brilliance, dazzle em with bullsh*t"-my dad

"I know a whole lot more about what freedom ISN'T than about what it is"-Assata Shakur

"Only in America could you find a way to earn a healthy buck and still keep your attitude on self-destruct"-MF Doom, "Rhymes Like Dimes"
GET OPERATION DOOMSDAY!!!!

  

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112. "bennie, once again..."
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once again i've been slept on, and my brilliance has been overlooked in favor of a less talented individual.

funny isht though (just not as funny as mine).

i guess i'm still workin off the bad rep i got for EXPOSING THE TRUTH ABOUT ?UEST DISSING THE STREET TEAM!!!!!

http://www.thehungersite.com

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"I'm SICK, and i'm TIRED, of your WHINING, COMPLAINING, and BITCHING, and MOANING! BOO-FUCKIN-HOO!"
--Ian Mackaye (Minor Threat)

"Where the F*CK is my purse icon??????"

:::::::::::::
"And I know what the fuck an option quarterback is. He's the black QB under six feet that ends up being converted to wide receiver once he's selected on day two of the NFL draft because he can't hit the ocean from the edge of a boat."

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9. "RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS"
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"Maybe if I keep my head turned D' won't smell my morning breath or see the cream in my eyes. DAYUM I knew I shoulda handled my business this mornin'!"

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Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage ~ ANAIS NIN

  

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10. "breaking a personal rule here..."
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because i want a dilated CD for free! (i'm broke).

Brandy thinking: "I can't believe ?uest is wearin' the SAME SHIRT i just bought for D'!!!"

http://www.thehungersite.com

"This is OUR place. You want the walls to be orange get a brush..."
--BooDah

Stevelover and the purple Tubber: confusing freestyle suckas into a three-count pin

"I'm SICK, and i'm TIRED, of your WHINING, COMPLAINING, and BITCHING, and MOANING! BOO-FUCKIN-HOO!"
--Ian Mackaye (Minor Threat)

"Where the F*CK is my purse icon??????"

:::::::::::::
"And I know what the fuck an option quarterback is. He's the black QB under six feet that ends up being converted to wide receiver once he's selected on day two of the NFL draft because he can't hit the ocean from the edge of a boat."

--

  

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78. "TinkyWinky..............."
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Joyce would have sold out for some free shyte too.

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11. "HE'S MINE. PART II"
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**************NEWS BREAK******************
SINGER MONICA WAS FOUND BEATEN, TIED UP AND GAGGED WITH WHAT POLICE SAY IS SYNTHETIC HAIR WEAVE. SHE WAS FOUND STUFFED IN THE TRUNK OF A LEXUS COUPE WITH CALIFORNIA TAGS. THE CAR IS SAID TO BE REGISTERED TO A BRANDY NORWOOD. MORE NEWS ON THIS AT 11:00.
**************************************************

MEANWHILE,

?LOVE LOOKS ON.

D': THANKS BRANDY. (D' PUTS HIS HEAD DOWN TO SIGN THE UNRELEASED RAY JAY BOX SET BRANDY GAVE HIM.)

BRANDY: YOU'RE WELCOMED. RAY JAY'S GOING PLATIUM BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.

D' (UNDER HIS BREATHE): BRANDY'S LOOKING MADD CRAZY...IS THIS BLOOD?

BRANDY (TO HERSELF): I TOLD THAT B**** THE BOY IS MINE.



YOU WANT A CERTAIN TYPE OF GUY/GOTTA REACH A CERTAIN POINT TOO/AT THAT DESTINATION/A KING WILL ANOINT YOU...
- COMMON

FIND GHETTO HEAVEN IN YOURSELF AND GOD.

- HIM AGAIN

  

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69. "RE: HE'S MINE. PART II"
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news break is hillarious

THE MOST OFFENSIVE QUOTE EVER:

"I'm an intellectual..." - Nas

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88. "i like this too"
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I,I, I Can't Wait!

Live from the Shoe Sto, the Mall and NOW the courtroom


I, I, I Can't Wait?
U've waited long enuff!

  

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12. "RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS"
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Brandy: "Where is my mom with my Vaseline?? If I smile too much, my lips are gonna start bleeding."
D: "Ahmir, look at her lips, they gotta be burning."
Ahmir: "I know, that's why I'm looking at you and not her."

"It ain't about the muscles if you know how to use the knuckles."---my little sister

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when
someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes
4 muscles to extend your arm and
bitch-slap the fool upside the head..."---anonymous


Look over to your left...yeah, up in the corner. As a suggestion, you may want to take two.

  

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dr_no

Thu May-18-00 05:00 AM

  
14. "THE LOW DOWN"
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?uest: "damn MOESHA'S mom is thick as hell,aint she d'?

D':"let me act like i watch this bullshit!"

Brandy:"i hope he dont notice that i lost mad weight and look like the black "ally mcbeal"

Friend: "now this is the only reason i hang with BRANDY( to meet stars)but she always cockblockin!damn!"


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dr_no

Thu May-18-00 05:08 AM

  
15. "RE: THE LOW DOWN"
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brandy:"girl did you toss the bag with the bloody knife away like i told you?!"

friend:"oops"

?uest:"damn didnt monica say she was gonna be here tonight?"

D': "damn SHERYL LEE RALPH is kinda thick ?uest.but what happened to yo girl over here?"





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"my rhymebook will be the next bible"-RAKIM ALLAH

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dr_no

Thu May-18-00 05:14 AM

  
17. "the SAGA continues"
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?uest:"yo D' i got the 411 on her.my boys wanya and kobe told me sum shit.trust when i say she aint the girl next door unless next door is a strip club."

D': "word!?i'm a leave it alone though.she probably got ILLADELPH tatooed on her ass with all them philly cats runnin thru it.damn i hope she didnt hear me.eh um...SO HOW LONG IS MASTER P GONNA BE ON THE SHOW?"

BRANDY: "damn i bet ?uest is tellin him all my damn biz about kobe and wanya.he should go somewhere with his ugly dashiki.dont he know that FUBU rocks the world?"

friend: "is ?uest single?(cockblockin heffer)


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21. "RE: THE LOW DOWN"
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it's common (knowledge) that brandy is on a quest to get to the root of d's jazzyfatnastee d(***)

  

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20. "Another One"
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D: Brandy, what's this??
Brandy: It's a coat made out of 100% human hair!! I designed it myself.
Ahmir: (to D)Oh, so that's what she does with her old hair weaves.

"It ain't about the muscles if you know how to use the knuckles."---my little sister

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when
someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes
4 muscles to extend your arm and
bitch-slap the fool upside the head..."---anonymous


Look over to your left...yeah, up in the corner. As a suggestion, you may want to take two.

  

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22. "Brandy..Covergirl.....naaaaaa!"
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See, she has to keep the "sleepy look" so when moms catches her ass outa the bed...she can lie and say she was sleepwalking.

Now about the pic.....hmmmm.......

Brandy: D'! Hey! Got ya a gift! (in that "wannabe innocent teenybopper voice and fake ass smile )

D': *ahem* Gee, thanks *ahem* (throat problems)

?uest: What is it, D'? (with the Christmas morning enthusiam)

D': Don't know, can't get the shit unwrapped, with this cigarette in my hand...

?uest: Hurry up ,man, damn!

D': Fuck u *ahem*

Meanwhile...................................

B's Friend: Girl, is that yo mama over there?

B: Naw, She's at the Master P concert...looking for Ray J

B is thinking....hmmmmmm....I read D's article in Essence....I wonder if these gift are enough to get him to.... }>


* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Awaiting for "D' Arrival" on Sunday May 7,2000 in Greensboro, NC at 7:30" *turned out to be D'cancellation*
"I ain't mad.....just speechless"
~LoveJones May 7,2000

"Please give us strength, Lord, to fight our battles. And we can walk on the streets of gold."
~D'Angelo '95

"Even if it take forever and a day for me 2 do. I've gotta Send It On 2 u."
~D'Angelo '00

"D' and I~ AQUEMINI"
~LoveJonez '00

"We're the Playas, number one."
~D'Angelo '00


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27. "RE: Now THAT ish is funny!"
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*ahem*!

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23. "RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS"
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Brandy: Yep I got him a gift.. I got plans tonight for this playa. In your face Wanye

D: A gift? Don't even know this chick. She must wanna give up the pantie draws.

Friend: I hope this hefa dont them Im sleepin with her moms again tonight.. The hoe toenails too long.

?uest: Trick always smiling... I wonder if she knows how far apart her eyebrows are?

Camerman: MMph... I smell coochie.

One Luv Yall

I m A g I n I n A T i O n N O T i M i T a T i O n!

  

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sapphire

Thu May-18-00 05:44 AM

  
25. "RE: Where's her hair line n/m?????"
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:-)

Later,
Sapp

  

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26. "RE: awwwww. . ."
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that's fucked up, don't be talkin' bout Apple head, er I mean Brandy like that!

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28. "RE: Where's her hair line n/m?????"
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there is NONE!!!!


FUNK: its a good thing

"N***** tryin to chew my tampon with my pants on",Curtains-Rah Digga

Mariah Carey should be stoned with REAL R&B CDs

Mary J is our GHETTO DIVA!!!

OKAPLAYER.COM- A MUSICAL CULT!!! How can I be down.

BUY Rah Digga's "Dirty Harriet" CD!!!!! REAL FEMALE MCs are coming back to blow up the damn mike!!! Versace, suck dick, bitch mc clones BEWARE!!!

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29. "RE: Ya'll are wrong, lol!"
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:D

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30. "aaaaaaaahahahahhaha lol"
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whew whew whew aaaaaahahahhaha

See, I'm get fired!

aaaaaaaahahaha wiping tears...I love okayplayer



* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Awaiting for "D' Arrival" on Sunday May 7,2000 in Greensboro, NC at 7:30" *turned out to be D'cancellation*
"I ain't mad.....just speechless"
~LoveJones May 7,2000

"Please give us strength, Lord, to fight our battles. And we can walk on the streets of gold."
~D'Angelo '95

"Even if it take forever and a day for me 2 do. I've gotta Send It On 2 u."
~D'Angelo '00

"D' and I~ AQUEMINI"
~LoveJonez '00

"We're the Playas, number one."
~D'Angelo '00


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sapphire

Thu May-18-00 05:57 AM

  
31. "RE: Easy, Breezy, Beautiful, Cover, WHAT????"
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And, who does her make up?????? That's not good representation AT ALL!!!!

Later,
Sapp

  

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33. "RE: Easy, Breezy, Beautiful, Cover THAT......"
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FUCK UP FACE!!!!!! She NEEDS to be on a see-food diet!!! EAT EVERYTHING YOU SEE GIRL!!!!! Her and Ally McBeal runnin neck to neck for "Starvin Look of the month". EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!


FUNK: its a good thing

"N***** tryin to chew my tampon with my pants on",Curtains-Rah Digga

Mariah Carey should be stoned with REAL R&B CDs

Mary J is our GHETTO DIVA!!!

OKAPLAYER.COM- A MUSICAL CULT!!! How can I be down.

BUY Rah Digga's "Dirty Harriet" CD!!!!! REAL FEMALE MCs are coming back to blow up the damn mike!!! Versace, suck dick, bitch mc clones BEWARE!!!

www.myspace.com/darkaqua_30

  

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conesbitt1
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34. "Easy, Breezy, Beautiful, Cover THAT......"
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>FUCK UP FACE!!!!!! She NEEDS to
>be on a see-food diet!!!
>EAT EVERYTHING YOU SEE GIRL!!!!!
>Her and Ally McBeal runnin
>neck to neck for "Starvin
>Look of the month". EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
>
>
>
>FUNK: its a good thing
>
>"N***** tryin to chew my tampon
>with my pants on",Curtains-Rah Digga
>
>
>Mariah Carey should be stoned with
>REAL R&B CDs
>
>Mary J is our GHETTO DIVA!!!
>
>
>OKAPLAYER.COM- A MUSICAL CULT!!! How can
>I be down.
>
>BUY Rah Digga's "Dirty Harriet" CD!!!!!
>REAL FEMALE MCs are coming
>back to blow up the
>damn mike!!! Versace, suck dick,
>bitch mc clones BEWARE!!!


FUNK: its a good thing

"N***** tryin to chew my tampon with my pants on",Curtains-Rah Digga

Mariah Carey should be stoned with REAL R&B CDs

Mary J is our GHETTO DIVA!!!

OKAPLAYER.COM- A MUSICAL CULT!!! How can I be down.

BUY Rah Digga's "Dirty Harriet" CD!!!!! REAL FEMALE MCs are coming back to blow up the damn mike!!! Versace, suck dick, bitch mc clones BEWARE!!!

www.myspace.com/darkaqua_30

  

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24. "This is classic..."
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?uest: Yo D I thought you said B as Brandy was coming not B as in BUSTED ASS JAWN!!!!!

D: Right! WTF happened, she looing like the victim of a voodoo spell gone TERRIBLY wrong!

Brandy: *to herself* I'ma kick Ray J's ass! He told me I was meeting w/Diana(Ross) today, not D'Angelo. Wait till I find that mofo!!!!
----------------------------------------
*the player formerly known as ebony_dream*

MAY OFFENSIVE QUOTE MONTH

"If you can take a dick, you can take a joke" - Carlos Mencia commenting on people taking offense to jokes about gays

  

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32. "my weak but amusing attempt"
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quest :MADLIBS? Man i used to love playing Madlibs

dangelo : shit im too sick for this.. wtf? do i want this for? i mean madlibs was cool back in the day but damn i got dreamcast to hold me over when i get that bored.

brandy : it's d be cool. i wanna rip his pants off but be coool...i'm doing the right thing maybe it'll help my career but i bet he's never been with a girl that had a doll made after her hmmm the d doll? wonder what it'd be like when u take the clothes off <wants to giggle> trying to hold it in

girl next to brandy : OH MY GOD... i dont think this lipstick really match d's skin color


-Contagious

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Traybay

Thu May-18-00 06:16 AM

  
35. "Here's mines"
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**I wonder if D' would do a remix of "I wanna be down" with me? Cause DAYUM how can I be down!?!**

  

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Karrots215

Thu May-18-00 06:25 AM

  
36. "RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS"
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brandy is thinking: " . . . damn! i spent all that time lickin my lips at D during untitled. and now that i'm finally backstage i got crusty mouth. (to the girl next to her) . . . 'scuse me sis, you have any lip gloss? . . cause i don't wanna face D again with this ring around my lips."

peace and progress. thas my take. -Karas

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"i have excorciiiiiiiised the demons! this house is CLEAR!" -Jim Carrey

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37. "RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS"
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For the south park fans:

D: "Ants in the pants?? ANTS IN THE PANTS????"

---

D: "Awww B... thanks... the official Moesha coloring book.

--me--

"PUT THE MOTHERF*CKING MAGAZINE DOWN AND PLAY YOUR PART.... GOD!!!!" -- Prince '84
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"Put the magazine down nigga!" -- Prince '84
http://www.thejawn.com/realaudio/mag2.ram

http://www.thejawn.com/brainchild/

--me--
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dr_no

Thu May-18-00 06:39 AM

  
38. "YALL AINT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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did yall know that BRANDY visits this site.yall gon make the girl cry!stop it, cuz my stomache is hurtin from laughin.


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VooDooVixen

Thu May-18-00 07:31 AM

  
44. "RE: YALL AINT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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I'm just tryin to win...for real, I think Brandy is cool. I like her show. Itz better than half the other shit on TV (except "Millionare" LoL). She is real pretty too. For real she prolly gave him a good present...and if I was famous I'd be tryin to get near him too

*~VooDooVixen~*

  

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sapphire

Thu May-18-00 07:35 AM

  
48. "RE: Well, I don't!!!! Can't you tell???"
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"You shole is ugly"(c)Shug from "The Color Purple"

Sapp

  

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62. "aaaaaaaahahahahahahah lol"
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* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Awaiting for "D' Arrival" on Sunday May 7,2000 in Greensboro, NC at 7:30" *turned out to be D'cancellation*
"I ain't mad.....just speechless"
~LoveJones May 7,2000

"Please give us strength, Lord, to fight our battles. And we can walk on the streets of gold."
~D'Angelo '95

"Even if it take forever and a day for me 2 do. I've gotta Send It On 2 u."
~D'Angelo '00

"D' and I~ AQUEMINI"
~LoveJonez '00

"We're the Playas, number one."
~D'Angelo '00


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39. "picture captions..."
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*Just another Okaygroupie*
or
*Brandy: "I hope this pic get on the news update for the site... eff a D'Angelo, I'm in love with Stress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*
or
*Money can't buy you love- but it CAN buy you backstage on D'tour*
or
*Another virgin upset about D' and his horrible sexual preachings.*
or
*D'Angelo: Kid Tested, Mother Approved*
or
*Brandy Norwood: Okayplayer since 5/18/2000*



One.1. Quidom

Posts guaranteed to boost IQ's!!!
School's in session...

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40. "Brandy Hardcore"
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Brandy: Damn boo, you see honey right there...the big one yo...

Friend: Yea, get that nigga..

Brandy: He aint got no, naw look at his sh..naw he aint got no cash.

Friend: Naw fuck that, that shirt probably Kamal's shirt...

Brandy: Hell yea, you know D'Angelo got the fuckin' dollars.

Friend: Yea for real. Yo let's set that nigga up.

Brandy: Naw, the only way to get that mufucka is wit some ass, yo. That's the only thing he want..

Friend: Suck his dick...he probably like menage a trois!

Brandy: Run them pockets right, wait untill that muthafucka be sleep or some shit like that, right?

Friend: Yea, yea, let's do that shit.

Brandy: Naw there go the other one..Dice. I'm sayin', they always let the mufuckin' dun nigga hold the cash, youknowImean?

Friend: Black Thought!...lets get that nigga..

Brandy: Naw, I...I'm scared of that nigga, yo.

Friend: He a non ass. D'Angelo gettin' ass on a regular basis.

Brandy: But so what, you know..let's try that shit, yo. I'm goin' for mine, fuck that........



  

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41. "Now thats some funny sh!t"
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on some AZ'z first album sh!t....

  

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42. "Brandy Hardcore:ENCORE!!!"
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Yeah, that was tight:7 Lil Kim would be proud!!!

FUNK: its a good thing

"N***** tryin to chew my tampon with my pants on",Curtains-Rah Digga

Mariah Carey should be stoned with REAL R&B CDs

Mary J is our GHETTO DIVA!!!

OKAPLAYER.COM- A MUSICAL CULT!!! How can I be down.

BUY Rah Digga's "Dirty Harriet" CD!!!!! REAL FEMALE MCs are coming back to blow up the damn mike!!! Versace, suck dick, bitch mc clones BEWARE!!!

www.myspace.com/darkaqua_30

  

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VooDooVixen

Thu May-18-00 07:27 AM

  
43. "Brandy gets stoned??"
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D- "What the hell is this? The Backstreet Boys tour book?? Man, this girl is whiter than our bass player."
?uest- "Yo I think we should get her smoked out. Now THAT would make OkayPlayer news!"
D- "She prolly high just from smellin this weed on us."
Brandy- "What's that smell? It's making me feel so...happy. hehehehe"

-*~VooDooVixen~*
<<~~~***PeAcE, lOvE & bUlLeTpRoOf MaRsHmAlLoWs***~~>>

  

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dr_no

Thu May-18-00 07:35 AM

  
46. "?uest THE PIMP"
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?uest: "see D' i told you i got entertainers trickin too.COM wrote that song about me!here's a small portfolio of all the hoes you have to choose from.low priced honeys in the back and high priced tricks in the back.I got a discount on Brandy right here.her stock went down when she lost the weight so i'll throw in her friend at no charge."

D': "aight,but is this ANGIE(stress)?yo how much for her and tiny?"

Brandy: " i hope they dont think i'm gonna let them take pictures?that's extra"

friend: "girl i got rent and a car note they can put this shit on pay per view for all i care."


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45. "I am glad they captiond that Brandy cause I thought it was Venus William..."
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"Escuchela la ciudad respirando"
"So much on my mind I just can't recline
Blastin holes in the night til she bled sunshine. Breathe in, inhale vapors from bright stars that shine. Breathe out, weed smoke retrace the skyline.Yo don't the bass ride out like an ancient mating call.I can't take it y'all, I can feel the city breathin.Chest heavin, against the flesh of the evening.Sigh before we die like the last train leaving."--Black Star "Respiration"

Carbonate that flow-Tic

"I would like to suggest that you not use speed, and here's why: it is going to mess up your heart, mess up your liver, your kidneys, rot out your mind. In general this drug will make you just like your mother and father."-- Frank Zappa


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47. "Cause I thought it was Venus Williams"
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"Escuchela la ciudad respirando"
"So much on my mind I just can't recline
Blastin holes in the night til she bled sunshine. Breathe in, inhale vapors from bright stars that shine. Breathe out, weed smoke retrace the skyline.Yo don't the bass ride out like an ancient mating call.I can't take it y'all, I can feel the city breathin.Chest heavin, against the flesh of the evening.Sigh before we die like the last train leaving."--Black Star "Respiration"

Carbonate that flow-Tic

"I would like to suggest that you not use speed, and here's why: it is going to mess up your heart, mess up your liver, your kidneys, rot out your mind. In general this drug will make you just like your mother and father."-- Frank Zappa


"Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end." -Igor Stravinsky

  

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simon

Thu May-18-00 07:38 AM

  
49. "BRANDY + AFRO-BRO"
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I think Brandy is crazy bout ?uest!!!! That afro and that shirt.... I don´t know a girl who wouldn´t want him BADLY in that outfit!! I think she just waiting for the right moment to go ova´ to him and ask him out for a date. She just want´s him so badly....... the only bad thing is she tought ?uest was....... Michael Douglas ... (HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA) oh, damn she gonna get a heartattack when she finds out. And she just kissed him!.... but they do look alike, ?uest and Michael. The same hairdo........... But I´m sure Brandy is going to love ?uest, just as much as she would Douglas..... exept that Douglas is a frog,and ?uest is a cool drummer, and WHO... WHO???? wouldn´t just love to marry a FROG???? I just married one this Tuesday. We so happy. and she REALLY good at giving head...

(do NOT take the abovestanding things TOO seriously... it was written in the wackest two minutes in a boys life! luckily none of this is true!)

Sorry ?uest! this is not a diss, if u take it that way I´m deeply sorry, it´s just that expressieon on yo face.... damn, man. and that shirt... I think u should give it back to Com before he ckecks the news section! ;0)

one luv ya´ll OK HEADS!!!!!! And big ups to u, for bringin in Dilated Peoples!!!!!! REAL undaground ish, huh????????

as I said, ONE FUKKIN LUV OK HEADS!

Simon.


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sapphire

Thu May-18-00 07:53 AM

  
50. "RE: Oh Well...."
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B: "Oh well, looks like I won't be getting my ass smacked, or my weave pulled tonight."

Sapp

  

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51. "RE: You stupid girl!!!"
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SAPP....that's my dog, that's my DDDDDOOOOGGGG!!@Chris Tucker

FUNK: its a good thing

"N***** tryin to chew my tampon with my pants on",Curtains-Rah Digga

Mariah Carey should be stoned with REAL R&B CDs

Mary J is our GHETTO DIVA!!!

OKAPLAYER.COM- A MUSICAL CULT!!! How can I be down.

BUY Rah Digga's "Dirty Harriet" CD!!!!! REAL FEMALE MCs are coming back to blow up the damn mike!!! Versace, suck dick, bitch mc clones BEWARE!!!

www.myspace.com/darkaqua_30

  

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52. "RE: One man, one wee-wee"
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so many skeezers, so little tim

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Lani

Mon May-22-00 01:51 PM

  
109. "yo that isht was FUNNY!!!!!!"
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"The Beat Pimp, the Ill Philly Resident"

"I knew this girl named Alana, she had mad persona; dealt with reality never with the drama"


  

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angieee

Thu May-18-00 08:52 AM

  
53. "y'all funny."
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hi, brandy. it's all in love. we're just too hard to display love in any other way on okayplayer.

Common and Black Thought have already beaten me down for things I say in the news, but like Puffy "I won't stop now". Me and them still tight. I hope me and you can still be friends. Through the good times and the bad. Whether you win or if you lose, okay?

BWAHAHAHA. Y'all funny.

I guess I'll let this go through Friday afternoon. End it around 4pm tomorrow.I'ma have someone else pick. Someone who don't know none of y'all. I'll make him post his pick. (Enough people mad at me...)

angieee ('stress)

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54. "RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS"
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Brandy: *Now I know D is gonna want a slice of THIS pie*

D: *What the fuck... Shaq's greatest hits??* "Ummm, thanks"

?uest: (whispering) "This bitch got a bigger forehead than Tyra! Yo D, who would you Ghost, B or her girl?"

Friend: *I wish this candy ass bitch would get to steppin so me and D can blaze this L*
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sapphire

Thu May-18-00 09:53 AM

  
55. "RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS"
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I thought he (D) said "I ain't going out for a slice of the devil's pie"!

Later,
Sapp

  

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58. "RE: THIS HAS GOT TO BE ^ THERE"
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We are ----><-----! But I had to keep mine clean!
ha ha ha ha ha har! Ya'll are STOOOPID!
: : : ; : : : : : : : :

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59. "RE: That was to J_Sun!"
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:9

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56. "aiight yall........"
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dayum, that ?uestlove is fine. and who the fu*k is this dude sittin next to me, lookin like allen iverson on crack!? Once he leaves it just me, ?uestlove and his man butter. ummmm

peace.

-BEELO,

tha movement's takin over..... get ready

"Stopped eatin meat, lost weight, but I still rap husky" -Common (Sense)

eff tha soulquadians....... soulpio's takin over the turf..... yo ahmir im gon git u sucka


  

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57. "RE: I'm dyin ova heah!"
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Ya'll are off the hook today! That was funny!
People lookin' at me like I'm crazy!

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Anagram_Flytalker

Thu May-18-00 10:13 AM

  
60. "..."
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"i hope they like the fundies i gave them cause ... y'know that ?uest and d are ..."

--the darqsyde cometh--
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sapphire

Thu May-18-00 10:28 AM

  
63. "RE: ..."
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B: "DAAYYYUUUMMM, DAAYYYUUUUMMM, DAAYYYYUUUUUMMMM"!!!!(C) FLORIDA EVANS "GOOD TIMES"

Okay, I'm quitting
Sapp

  

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sapphire

Thu May-18-00 10:51 AM

  
64. "RE: ...One more!!!"
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B: "Why ain't his ear stuck on my titty"?

I'm out,
Sapp

  

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66. "RE: ...One more!!!"
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>B: "Why ain't his ear
>stuck on my titty"?
to be continued.......

Part TWO:
If my mother wasn't around I would let him get alittle feel! Damn, there he goes again feelin my knee again. AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWNNNNNNN, WHERE'S THE DAMN RESTROOM!!!!!>


FUNK: its a good thing

"N***** tryin to chew my tampon with my pants on",Curtains-Rah Digga

Mariah Carey should be stoned with REAL R&B CDs

Mary J is our GHETTO DIVA!!!

OKAPLAYER.COM- A MUSICAL CULT!!! How can I be down.

BUY Rah Digga's "Dirty Harriet" CD!!!!! REAL FEMALE MCs are coming back to blow up the damn mike!!! Versace, suck dick, bitch mc clones BEWARE!!!

www.myspace.com/darkaqua_30

  

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Cocoluv

Thu May-18-00 10:51 AM

  
65. "RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS"
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Brandy was thinkin'...
"Damn,D got some big hands! I wonder if...

or
"Well, quest did say D likes it 'au naturel'"

  

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BabyDick

Thu May-18-00 11:07 AM

  
67. "She looks very scared"
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as if she saw a ghost

  

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70. "look at the photo when u read this one:"
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B's friend: Oh shit! I think my right tittie just fell off!

Brandy: Do I look cross-eyed enough yet?

Quest: D, you ain't get no pussy... now i gots AAAALLLL the pussy... you just get their presents and their panties and screams and ish, but I'M the one they comin to see backstage, man... you just a prettyboy and ish, man, I'M the effin pimp, I'M gonna eff Brandy, not you PUNK... Hell nah, I ain't jealous of you! What u got i don't got? I'M taller than you, i got the pimp Afro, I'M the one with "love" in his name, I'm a better producer than you, and don't tell me u didn't love what i was doin to u during the "Untitled" video.... etc.

D: This better not be the results of another damn home pregnancy test.



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Heavyone

Thu May-18-00 06:16 PM

  
72. "RE: look at the photo when u read this one:"
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Looks like you got the evidence that tiny was talking about from the bus.

  

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71. "RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS"
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Brandy: I wonder why neither one of them are gonna let me use their toothbrush?

Quest: Damn, Rashid's gonna kill me if the cleaners can't get Brandy's cum stain out the dashiki.

D: Bitch, does it look like I read Calvin & Hobbes to you?!!? That's the last fuckin' time I run a train w/ Quest. Ever since he bought that damned Paul Barman CD, he been talkin' shit while he fuckin'.

Common (in an adjacent bathroom): YO, WHICH ONE OF YOU DICK BREATH MUFUCKAS BEEN USING MY TOOTHBRUSH?

CELEBRATING MAY AS OFFENSIVE QUOTE MONTH: "no wonder you rhyme with white guys" - MC Paul Barman

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73. "RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS"
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?uest: D you gon hit that?

D : nah man you see them crusty ass lips.

?uest: But it's B yo

D: then you eff her...I said do you see them big ass crusty lips.

B: damn I hope D kisses me I need some vaseline

friend:Shit if B would've had time to eat me this morning her lips wouldn't be so damn crusty.

Riddle me this:
It all begins in LOVE and end in LOVE...So why is there HATE in tha middle ?

  

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apakahoney

Thu May-18-00 07:20 PM

  
75. "RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS"
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:o LOL!!!!that's messed up ,you guys are tooooo funny!

  

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74. "RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS"
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Brandy: Look at Monica over there by the punchbowl. Haha. Shoulda bought a gift girl!!

Quest: Yo D, I bet these r the lost episodes of "Moesha", we can play them on the tour bus.

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"I hate waiting, I ain't got no patience
Mami get ur azz in here and let's ri-i-iii-ide"

"GG DA GG DA GGGGG DA...yo I'll tell u the rest when I see u"- Cornbread

"How u got high expectations, but got low patience?"- Mos

"God can raise the dead, but can't help you raise your panties?" - BooDaah (recycling... Provost of OKP Divinity School)


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76. "lord, leave that gal alone"
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damn, y'all would post this right when i get the girl to take a peek huh?




THE SOULQUARIANS
chewy (quest).....jan
luke (d)........feb
lando (jaydee)......feb
cp30 (james poyser).....jan
r2d2 (jazzy jeff)......jan
hans (chaos)........jan
anakin (lil mike)......feb

honorary members:
kelo- soulacorn.......jan
common- soulcies......march
erykah- soulcies......feb
zack- soulicorn.......feb
anthony hamilton-soulquarian.jan


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"FUCK ALL Y'ALL!"
"GET OFF MY DICK NIGGA, AND TELL YO BITCH TO COME HERE!"
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check the resume

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do you want more?!!???!-95
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83. "It's all in fun and love! n/m"
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MAY OFFENSIVE QUOTE MONTH

"If you can take a dick, you can take a joke" - Carlos Mencia commenting on people taking offense to jokes about gays

  

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94. "angiee said to!!"
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read the news page ?uest, geez.

"Cash rules everything around you, MOVE!"-Mos Def

"I fucked your mother so I'm the motherfuckin man"-Xzibit

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77. "RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS"
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Brandy: Jesus Christ, rip the freakin' paper already!

?uest: Wow! I hope its that Cinderella video so I can borrow it tomorrow!

D'Angelo: Tell me this isn't f**kin' "Cinderella", now I gotta act all happy about it and shit.

Brandy: Gee, I hope D doesn't have "Baby Got Back pt.52" yet!


regards,
Dis.


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80. "deep thoughts by Brandy Norwood"
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um, he's not paying any attention to me, or, wait, is he laughing at me!? Where's the bathroom, i need to throw up, he thinks i'm fat doesn't he!? I know i saw the bathroom somewhere?.........

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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?oolio/questloves before me. - questlove

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dr_no

Fri May-19-00 03:55 AM

  
81. "thanks FIRE!!!!!!"
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AINT NOTHIN LIKE A GOOD LAUGH AT 10 IN THE MORNING...THANKS FIRE(and DESIRE)


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84. "been watching austin powers and . . ."
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"GET IN MY BELLY!"

one drop


"looking at the earth, we understand that we live in the center of physical poetry and rythym. the geography of this would be intangible and senseless except for the non geopgraphic the exists there - project your mind into things - eat colours - regurgitate light into a dwelling,

a world you feel connected to."

-onedrop

http://members.xoom.com/ONEDROP/index.html

  

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Sweets

Mon May-22-00 10:35 AM

  
106. "RE: been watching austin powers and . . ."
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I like that one...here's my stab at the prize

D': Why do people have to wait around for you to open gifts? It should be 'give and go' now i gotta come up with a smile.

?uest: (to D') Remember to smile

B: My girl thinks i hooked her up by giving her my makeup but i know he likes his women natural. Let me get ready for my peck, cause he's gonna love the nude picture with "I Wanna Be Down" across the middle. Lick, Lick, Lick pucker up.

?uest: Damn if D' didn't put his shirt back on shit could be REAL ugly up in here.

D': Maybe she'll think ?uest is my bodyguard

*opens the gift*

?uest & D: Oh SH%?!!!!!!!

B: Huh?

?uest & D': "Sh&! Damn Mo%&*)F*@?^!" we bust into song sometimes.

Sweets

  

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Tam
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85. "Y'all STOOPID!! lol!! Thankx for the lafs! (eom)"
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nm

  

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86. "RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS"
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D: blah blah blah?
?: bluuaaaaaahhh!
Brandy to herself:yada yada yada yada....
mooching friend:wtf are they sayin'?


"...I..." some rapper


"..........I'll battle you on the net, i'll battle you in the
flesh/i'll battle you over the phone you can call me
collect...........i'll battle you with a gun to my neck, i'll battle you
for respect, ill battle you over a blank check, ...........i'll battle
you over the toilet with my dick out / jungling a hand granade with the
pin out ........i'll battle you in a stolen car with the vin number
ripped out......i'll battle you drinking a guiness stout doing a 360
spin out!!!" - Canibus

la locura cura

  

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87. "RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS"
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Brandy to her friend: Do you think he like's it.
friend:Well... he is taking a long time to open...
Brandy: Oh hush and did I say that you could look at me.
Friend:Sorry Ms. Norwood






"I can only please one person a day,today is not your day,tomorrow doesn't look good either"





  

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Rozjack
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89. "RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS"
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B: Yeah, I bet that nigga ain't seen that book.
(book - "The Art of Oral Sex")

B: Shit, he gone work this tonight. I ain't innocent like people think I am.

D: What she give me this shit for. Don't she know I'm the master. I hope she don't keep her other lips crusty like that.

  

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101. "RE: awww DAYUM"
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Rozjak you took it THERE?

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Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage ~ ANAIS NIN

  

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PrettyMamaT

Mon May-22-00 09:21 AM

  
105. "Speechless...."
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This by far is the RAWEST!!!! You get much Props!!!!



"Ol' Stank Coochie Heifa!!!!" My friend Chelle

1--fun, 2--you, 3--me, 4--more, 5 no jive, 6--no tricks, 7--we in heaven, 8--everything is straight, 9--fine, TE-E-E-EN--next week, we gon' do it again! OOWWW!!!" --Marvin Gaye, "A Funky Space Re-incarnated"

"I didn't like the way you were, so I had to make you mine."--Prince "Strange Relationship"

Moe: This baby can deep-fry a buffalo in 6 seconds flat.
Homer: Awww, but I want it now!

"Yo, man, he's raggin' on your cord" One of Jimbo's boys on the Simpsons

"God is, like, so cool. O.k., just think of, like, the coolest person you know, and, like, God made THAT person!!!" Justine Bateman

  

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Lani

Mon May-22-00 02:05 PM

  
110. "Daaaammmm that was harsh!!!!"
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crusty lips..

"The Beat Pimp, the Ill Philly Resident"

"I knew this girl named Alana, she had mad persona; dealt with reality never with the drama"


  

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merike

Fri May-19-00 12:07 PM

  
90. "WHAT ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT?"
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What are you guys talking about? Was there an episode with D on Moesha?

Clue me in.

Thanks!

Merike

  

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91. "RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS"
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"Fuck, Im horny"

"Cash rules everything around you, MOVE!"-Mos Def

"I fucked your mother so I'm the motherfuckin man"-Xzibit

"I buttfuck MC's" Pharoahe Monch

  

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MoJoTaters
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92. "RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS"
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ill be waiting for my Dilated Peoples cd angiee.

"Cash rules everything around you, MOVE!"-Mos Def

"I fucked your mother so I'm the motherfuckin man"-Xzibit

"I buttfuck MC's" Pharoahe Monch

  

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Maat511

Fri May-19-00 02:21 PM

  
93. "I WONDER WHAT SIZE D'ANGELO'S...."
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DO'RAG IS???????????????!!!!!!!!
(What Brandy MUST be thinking)

  

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danielle

Sat May-20-00 03:56 PM

  
95. "wait what? what?! huh?!!"
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Hold up,hold the eff UP!!!!! Am I reading these posts wrong or yall saying Brandy and D'Angelo are kicking it? Damn I leave for 2 days and I'm out of it. Is that what yall are saying? Or is this just one big okay joke/rumor? Lemme know please........

"I'll ruin yo mama"-?uest(lmao)

"If ya can't baffle em with brilliance, dazzle em with bullsh*t"-my dad

"I know a whole lot more about what freedom ISN'T than about what it is"-Assata Shakur

"Only in America could you find a way to earn a healthy buck and still keep your attitude on self-destruct"-MF Doom, "Rhymes Like Dimes"
GET OPERATION DOOMSDAY!!!!

  

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danielle

Sat May-20-00 04:15 PM

  
96. "MY BAD!!!!"
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oh damn I need to read the news more often. Whoops! Well, I'll give it the old college try:

?uest: Damn, how come I never got a gift from that heffa? Aquarians are supposed to stick together!!

D'-Damn, I always got people jocking me. Yo, I don't even LIKE that bullisht a$$ Moesha show! Oooohh but that Sheryl Lee Ralph is looking NICE....

Brandy-You must be used to that fine wining and dining, well I'm f**king ya tonight....(to woman): how ya like THAT?!

woman-Will you hurry the eff up so I can get D's autograph?! It's not even like that! (mutters to herself): anorexic groupie beeeoootcchh!

"I'll ruin yo mama"-?uest(lmao)

"If ya can't baffle em with brilliance, dazzle em with bullsh*t"-my dad

"I know a whole lot more about what freedom ISN'T than about what it is"-Assata Shakur

"Only in America could you find a way to earn a healthy buck and still keep your attitude on self-destruct"-MF Doom, "Rhymes Like Dimes"
GET OPERATION DOOMSDAY!!!!

  

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Zlatko

Sat May-20-00 07:20 PM

  
97. "RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS"
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D: "Yo Ahmir check it out, i think it's a scrapbook of all your writings in hip hop publications!" Q: "No way let me check that out!" B: "Oh God, why would I spend time doing anything about him? He's got no kind of chest like Dangelo and I know when I'm reading the Source I'm skipping his lame as ish editorials, his afro probably got a chinstrap too..."

  

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danielle

Sun May-21-00 03:04 PM

  
98. "aye yo I got another one....."
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Brandy:I wish D would hurry up and give ?uestie pooh my gift. I'm rocking that fro fo sheezy tonight! Ain't that right girlfriend?

woman: yeah whatever....

"I'll ruin yo mama"-?uest(lmao)

"If ya can't baffle em with brilliance, dazzle em with bullsh*t"-my dad

"I know a whole lot more about what freedom ISN'T than about what it is"-Assata Shakur

"Only in America could you find a way to earn a healthy buck and still keep your attitude on self-destruct"-MF Doom, "Rhymes Like Dimes"
GET OPERATION DOOMSDAY!!!!

  

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danielle

Sun May-21-00 03:25 PM

  
99. "onemogin"
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D: what the HELL?! Thai chocolates? 2 boxes of Domino's brown sugar? Huh?!

B: (muttering) that mofo SAID he loved Brown Sugar and Chocolate Thai! He made a whole song about it!

?: you don't know what brown sugar and chocolate thai is girl?! ba ha ha ha!!

Woman: (rolls eyes) ignant heffa.....

"I'll ruin yo mama"-?uest(lmao)

"If ya can't baffle em with brilliance, dazzle em with bullsh*t"-my dad

"I know a whole lot more about what freedom ISN'T than about what it is"-Assata Shakur

"Only in America could you find a way to earn a healthy buck and still keep your attitude on self-destruct"-MF Doom, "Rhymes Like Dimes"
GET OPERATION DOOMSDAY!!!!

  

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100. "This just may be the winner!!! n/m"
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MAY OFFENSIVE QUOTE MONTH

"If you can take a dick, you can take a joke" - Carlos Mencia commenting on people taking offense to jokes about gays

  

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naijaboy

Mon May-22-00 06:29 AM

  
102. "The look on Brandy's face"
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Brandy: Damn, he's goinig to be dazed when he sees what I got him!

?uest: Hurry up fool!

D: I'm trying, I'm trying!

?uest: Hey, while you're at it, you think you could hook me up with her friend?

Brandy: Yeah, looks like ?uest is feeling my homegirl. So D must be feeling me; me gonna get some of that Voodoo buddie tonite! Hope those Rough Riders last the two hours that girl at the store promised!

  

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104. "RE: The look on Brandy's face"
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y'all know brandy is mad happy to be on the okayplayer site, everybody knows about this joint! i hope she likes BLOW on her next album, cause she can sing way better than she be acting like. when is countess new album coming out?

  

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Kam4

Mon May-22-00 02:46 PM

  
111. "RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS"
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Brandy: "I'm not sure he knows who I am! Hasn't he ever seen Moesha on UPN?!?!"


Kam4
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"She's slicker than snot on a door knob"-Redneck on Jerry Springer

  

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MissIsis

Thu Jun-15-00 11:13 AM

  
113. "RE: THE LOOK ON BRANDY'S FACE IN TODAY'S NEWS"
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I haven't seen it but, I'ma talk anydway

Woman Thinking: Damn that girl does a fucked up impersonation of Brandy.

Brandy Thinking: Maybe I should become Angie Stone's "Best Friend" so I could ask her "How Does It Feel"

D' Thinking: "Shoo Fly Don't bother me, Shoo Fly Don't Bother me"

  

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