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Mash_Comp
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"Real Talk On: Taking Sexual Ls"


  

          

I mean I hate that L shit and how you niggas ran with it, but it serves purpose in this here fine post I'm finna erect.

I'm going to go on and hope other of you super-dick/pussy havin' bammas will follow suit and not lie on the fact they never phoned in an experience or be batting 1.000 all the time. Wellin' ass bammas, young..EVERYBODY got at least one bad day in the sack.

So ok..I was in school, and this youngin' named T used to work at Hooters, so you know, she had some big ass teeters. Well I had dared her to take her bra off and come over to the room with her jammies loose in that shirt. Young, she did it and them big jokers got to swanging and young, them titties had me all Svengali'd out.

So she told me to sit on the bed, sit on my hands and don't touch anything. Young, she was making her jounts do tricks and shit and was hiding remotes and Philly blunts and other shit between them joutns...got the oil out...just really serving it up. Had them jounts in my grill.

Young my jount was hard as a mug but it was with a twist: I felt like I was about to bust a hee-hee in my drawls.

And sure enough when she stuck a nipple in my mouf, I jive busted a little wet jount in my draws...and it was mad gummy...

And then we gots to it gettin...young, I was done in about 57 strokes....

Now don't fake, niggas.

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Young...I'm laughing hard as shit at this joint.
May 08th 2006
1
It's gonna be 5.7 lyin niggas in this jount sayin:
May 08th 2006
3
Man, everybody done tried to bring the thunder but ended early
May 08th 2006
5
      that may be the funniest thing i've ever heard you say
May 08th 2006
46
I'm still laffin...
May 08th 2006
2
I bet your big gazoombas havin' ass did that before n/m
May 08th 2006
4
      Lol...
May 08th 2006
12
           *volunteers for the greater good of mankind*
May 08th 2006
18
i caught one last night.
May 08th 2006
6
Gettin' clubbed on ice, right?
May 08th 2006
7
LOL...
May 08th 2006
160
hahahaha
May 08th 2006
152
ahahaha.
May 09th 2006
226
this is a pre-vigor post?
May 08th 2006
8
Back then, if i had the orange pill, it'd be OVER
May 08th 2006
10
I'll see your L and raise u
May 08th 2006
9
lmao@ scallion juice
May 08th 2006
48
oh hell naw. shit tasted like scallion juice??
May 08th 2006
126
*dead*
May 08th 2006
153
now THAT's a gotdamn shame.
Jun 04th 2006
307
I can tell a story about this guy...
May 08th 2006
11
Wait, I thought these were supposed to be Self L stories
May 08th 2006
15
Okay...about me...well...
May 08th 2006
21
      no, that's funny right there lol
May 08th 2006
26
      You special...I'll be damn if I ever spend 45 mins
May 08th 2006
179
           I only did it that one time...
May 09th 2006
244
Maybe your stuff was just too good.
May 08th 2006
54
      TRUE THAT>..I do got the ill nana.
May 10th 2006
284
i had one of those last night!
May 08th 2006
13
whew...LOL...that's funny.
May 08th 2006
16
THAT IS SO NOT KOSHER
May 08th 2006
17
i mean i love my husband, and have often had thoughts of
May 08th 2006
22
      RE: i mean i love my husband, and have often had thoughts of
May 08th 2006
36
           yeah,
May 08th 2006
44
                I think you missed the point
May 08th 2006
stuntastic
May 08th 2006
20
straight out the plastic even...
May 08th 2006
27
Im sorry..
May 08th 2006
23
it really IS all jokes till u get cum in your eye.
May 08th 2006
29
      Now that happened to me before...
May 08th 2006
37
      archive.
May 08th 2006
166
      oh good it's not just me...that shit stung!
Jun 08th 2006
310
      Ok now im crackin up
May 08th 2006
38
           No LET'S DO talk about it
May 08th 2006
40
           ^ READ MY MIND.
May 08th 2006
53
           that's why i caught it in the mouth
May 08th 2006
42
                do we have the same mother?
May 08th 2006
45
                mine kinda tastes like peanut butter
May 08th 2006
51
                When you are with your man, you should ALWAYS
May 08th 2006
47
                     You women with the semen sippin...GOOD WORK
May 08th 2006
49
                     Sometimes you got to be a HOE for your man...n/m
May 08th 2006
52
                          now i wouldn't say all that
May 08th 2006
59
                               When I say "HOE" I dont mean doing
May 08th 2006
64
                                    RE: When I say "HOE" I dont mean doing
May 08th 2006
66
                                         you are a very enthusiastic lil nigga
May 08th 2006
73
                     thats word.
May 08th 2006
58
                     ALWAYS
May 08th 2006
130
Woooow, that shit was hilarious, like that one skit off of Busta's
May 08th 2006
34
the worse was when he gave me that cute smile
May 08th 2006
43
lmmfao
May 09th 2006
186
Sunn...
May 08th 2006
14
word
May 08th 2006
19
LOL...MSU stand up...I AM ALUMNI!!
May 08th 2006
24
I've been that girl many times.
May 08th 2006
163
Jesse owens the fuck outta there, huh?
Jun 04th 2006
308
lmao @ illuminated by the glow of a television
May 08th 2006
177
her name was Joy...
May 08th 2006
25
she answered the phone in the middle?
May 08th 2006
30
      my pride made me pump just that much harder
May 08th 2006
35
           LMAO.
May 08th 2006
39
           That. Is Hilarious.
May 08th 2006
63
           up to that point i thought i had the finest 3" in the business .
May 08th 2006
85
           RE: my pride made me pump just that much harder
May 09th 2006
188
The not-so-sweet release... as she's SITTING ON YOUR LAP,
May 08th 2006
28
well if "thinking you're about to hit and you DON'T" counts...
May 08th 2006
31
YOUNG....how was this gem missed?
May 08th 2006
50
dude. I felt like a fuckin MORON...
May 08th 2006
56
SON.
May 08th 2006
55
your boy was at "full attention" too.
May 08th 2006
67
i mean...i see how you MIGHT assume that it's about to be on.
May 08th 2006
75
      After I eventually hit, It didn't matter. BUT, I'll tell ya what.
May 08th 2006
82
           I read that exchange with a Peter Griffin voice.
May 08th 2006
87
           you're right. it IS even funnier...
May 08th 2006
96
           LMAO.
May 08th 2006
88
I know right?
May 08th 2006
69
OH LORD I'm DYINGGGGGGGG
May 08th 2006
68
I died a little bit that night too, dog...
May 08th 2006
79
AHHAHA
May 08th 2006
143
LOLOLOLOL
May 08th 2006
159
<-----done the EXACT same thing
May 08th 2006
172
do tell.
May 09th 2006
196
got DAMN
May 09th 2006
185
oh shit
May 09th 2006
187
...fucking w/ them u of i broads. n/m
May 09th 2006
197
Alcohol will do you in...
May 08th 2006
32
Niggas and Niggaettes: This is not the Put Down Post
May 08th 2006
33
for a while, i was no good
May 08th 2006
41
I can't think of any specific instances
May 08th 2006
57
Way to be honest tho...that's REAL TALK
May 08th 2006
61
KY ya know
Jun 08th 2006
309
Dunny, I Took A Geometry L
May 08th 2006
60
Yo...you just made the post great, dogs
May 08th 2006
62
why do you think that happens?
May 08th 2006
65
no rhyme or reason ...
May 08th 2006
81
is that really what it is?
May 08th 2006
86
      my dear no man sets out to try and fuck with a limp dick
May 08th 2006
92
           You ever been in the jount and feel it slipping in hardness?
May 08th 2006
                wow. i didn't know that guys faked it.
May 08th 2006
102
                with a condom and dark lights, it's easy
May 08th 2006
106
                dawg how bout when u rock hard and ur getting ur filthy bowcat on
May 08th 2006
104
                RE: dawg how bout when u rock hard and ur getting ur filthy bowcat on
May 08th 2006
108
                Dogs, sometimes that filthyness be essential.....
May 08th 2006
149
                but why fake it? wont it come back? why not just ask her for
May 08th 2006
125
                     bc if she goes down and finds that joint dead like the sea scrolls
May 08th 2006
127
                          but we all grown right? shit happens.
May 08th 2006
135
                               woman we wasn't born grown u learn as u go...
May 08th 2006
136
                               um..your sig? in this post? Dead.
May 08th 2006
140
                                    i'ma grown ass man
May 08th 2006
176
                               I read your sig, fool!
May 08th 2006
137
                                    :-p you need to learn the children, Mash.
May 08th 2006
141
RE: why do you think that happens?
May 08th 2006
148
*cries laughing*
May 08th 2006
77
best reply ever
May 08th 2006
129
Nigga, I had the EXACT same thing happen to me..
May 10th 2006
289
her name was Sheena.........................
May 08th 2006
70
RE: her name was Sheena.........................
May 08th 2006
74
I didn't think women could take L's, but i see that i was wrong.
May 08th 2006
71
We need more juicier bits...but we'll take it
May 08th 2006
78
on: when it just won't stay hard for nothing
May 08th 2006
72
Church Girl cried when that happened...
May 08th 2006
116
Being out of shape + worrying about shit = L.
May 08th 2006
76
lol...i feel your pain.
May 08th 2006
80
we gonna have to get you some soon, truth. u startin to worry me.
May 08th 2006
95
:(
May 08th 2006
180
Yup... here is how you fix that problem...
May 09th 2006
245
      Actually...
May 09th 2006
248
           Once you get into the rhythm....
May 09th 2006
269
Sometimes, the chick being wack in bed is the L.
May 08th 2006
83
We'll take it
May 08th 2006
90
ain't no funny shit like that happened to me
May 08th 2006
84
Copies this into my files...
May 08th 2006
94
      I made it my personal goal to repay them on other times tho!!!
May 08th 2006
154
dog...i had a period of busting em off quick.
May 08th 2006
89
I was there, too...and it's usually with someone with good pussy
May 08th 2006
93
definition of good pussy?
May 09th 2006
272
      If you have good pussy, you'll never need to ask what it is n/m
May 10th 2006
275
           i know what i got...
May 10th 2006
282
                every one got they thing..I don't know..but if you had it..
May 10th 2006
283
                     well
May 10th 2006
285
                          That's what's up...keep bangin', booboo
May 10th 2006
286
this man speaketh the truth!
May 08th 2006
155
That's chuuuch right there man
May 10th 2006
290
i told this before: the worst was going down on this girl in college....
May 08th 2006
91
Hol' up: Fuck that.
May 08th 2006
97
it was a hard lesson learned. pun intended.
May 08th 2006
103
that's....pretty awful. A rough handjob is the pits tho
May 08th 2006
98
seriously ladies, it AIN'T an Atari Joystick.
May 08th 2006
101
ok to be honest...
May 08th 2006
164
LOL, wow yo. That was some comedy. Taumbout a handjob...
May 08th 2006
99
i learned to hold back from that day forward.
May 08th 2006
107
you shoulda skeeted in her eye.
May 08th 2006
100
      and where the hell did you come from
May 08th 2006
105
      sitting here chillin, waiting on my homeboy to come through
May 08th 2006
109
      ugh u got any sisiters or cousins like u ? Next door neighbor?
May 08th 2006
117
           nope, only girl
May 08th 2006
121
                my elevator doesn't fully go up all floors either. Lol
May 08th 2006
144
      you know? that nigga is a cum catching superstar
May 08th 2006
111
      HA!
May 08th 2006
114
      word.
May 08th 2006
113
      lol. my flaw is love munchin rug like it was cheesecake.
May 08th 2006
110
this one has more L's than a Kool Moe Dee diss. Follow me.....
May 08th 2006
112
she probably does that shit all the time
May 08th 2006
115
      you know that ain't riiight(c)Biggie
May 08th 2006
118
      if she was fly, I sure as SHIT wouldn't mind...
May 08th 2006
119
           yes, she was/is.
May 08th 2006
122
it's my specialty--giving them
May 08th 2006
120
^^^ Mayor of Stunt City ^^^
May 08th 2006
123
^^^^Jumps Motorcycle Over 10 Buses^^^^
May 08th 2006
165
I'm SO FUCKING SHOCKED RIGHT NOW!!! Zesi?????
May 08th 2006
168
      hah
May 08th 2006
170
another one out of the classics
May 08th 2006
124
i would say that's why i'm glad i'm married
May 08th 2006
128
      you married?!?!?!
May 08th 2006
131
      lol...u ain't readin' hard enough.
May 08th 2006
133
      u think i would let just any ol white dude pull some shit like that?
May 08th 2006
134
           TO A WHITE DUDE?!?!?!?!
May 08th 2006
139
                he's my husband!!!!!
May 08th 2006
142
                yeah i noticed.but i wasn't gonna say s#it.
May 08th 2006
145
                I'm fucking dying over here King n/m
May 08th 2006
147
      how true it is.
May 08th 2006
132
           cuz there ain't shit you can do about it!
May 08th 2006
138
                ha!
May 08th 2006
162
Mine was earlier this year......
May 08th 2006
146
Yup. sure have.
May 08th 2006
150
too dayum funny
May 08th 2006
151
how come females never talk about underperforming
May 08th 2006
156
      there is a story on here
May 08th 2006
157
           >.<
May 08th 2006
158
           props to her whoever it was...viva la revolucionnnnnnnnnnn
May 08th 2006
167
I think I have wanted to shoot myself for the many times I've been dry
May 08th 2006
161
There are easy ways around being dry
May 08th 2006
171
Hmmm... I got 3
May 08th 2006
169
I love phone sex...LOVE it
May 08th 2006
173
OK, ok...*sigh* I COULDN'T get up first couple times with baby mama
May 08th 2006
174
men: learn to stop most of these Ls
May 08th 2006
175
LOLOL
May 10th 2006
291
see the thing with girl girl sex is
May 08th 2006
178
The First Time
May 08th 2006
181
aight...
May 09th 2006
182
Taking Sexual Ls
May 09th 2006
183
Taking Sexual Ls part deux
May 09th 2006
184
The Lesbian Myth...The Officer takes(deservedly so) an L
May 09th 2006
189
YO!! I'm rollin....
May 09th 2006
190
That was one helluva lesson learned
May 09th 2006
243
alcohol is not good to our people!!!
May 10th 2006
292
One of ya'll niggas was KeyBored'n but I'm a let it go n/m
May 09th 2006
191
This is my storyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
May 09th 2006
192
i laughed!
May 09th 2006
193
bigger L
May 09th 2006
194
you fell asleep??? wow.
May 09th 2006
198
i was dronk
May 09th 2006
199
      aw man lol
May 09th 2006
202
           from the point of his mouth being on me
May 09th 2006
205
i fell asleep during a blowjob while on E!
May 09th 2006
230
the slang yo lmao
May 09th 2006
195
Another L from the files
May 09th 2006
200
did u see her again after that?
May 09th 2006
201
but could she really see him is the question.
May 09th 2006
204
      That nigga coulda saw me around the corner standing around it
May 09th 2006
206
           that's just harsh.
May 09th 2006
208
           I saw her again...she's since married, got the eye fixed...
May 09th 2006
211
                i was unaware that you could fix that.
May 09th 2006
216
                     i think there's prescription glasses that can fix it.
May 09th 2006
217
           *guffaw*
May 09th 2006
221
o my dayum
May 09th 2006
207
I just choked on my sandwhich.
May 09th 2006
257
LMAO @ the Price is Right horn reference!
May 09th 2006
263
      RE: LMAO @ the Price is Right horn reference!
May 10th 2006
276
Sounds like all us fellas have the same L's
May 09th 2006
203
This shit right here killed it!
May 09th 2006
209
isn't there a word for that?
May 09th 2006
210
Iono if was that.....I was nervous as f*ck though
May 09th 2006
213
actually, all jokes aside
May 09th 2006
215
Don't say that
May 09th 2006
258
wow...sounds like SHE took the "L" on that one.
May 09th 2006
214
It sure didn't feel like it.......my swagger was GONE
May 09th 2006
218
      well if she woulda done what you asked...
May 09th 2006
219
           True
May 09th 2006
229
RE: Sounds like all us fellas have the same L's
May 09th 2006
264
RE: Real Talk On: Taking Sexual Ls
May 09th 2006
212
i mean i could write a book....
May 09th 2006
220
eeeeeew
May 09th 2006
223
god damn.
May 09th 2006
228
Smells are intolerable. Period
May 09th 2006
231
PS (addendum) continuing on... - i went to the doctor soon after...
May 09th 2006
232
naw son...how ya'll miss THIS??^^^^^^...
Jun 04th 2006
298
*gives standing o*
May 09th 2006
233
but but who tole you to eat it though?!?!? ole overacheiving negro.
May 09th 2006
260
That's what I'm saying
May 09th 2006
265
So how did you tell her?
May 09th 2006
266
wow. nm
May 09th 2006
267
This one even cracks me up......check it
May 09th 2006
222
that story was pretty hilarious.
May 09th 2006
225
Yeah, your new name is Larry....
May 09th 2006
242
comedy
May 09th 2006
252
lets see... oh yeah. I passed out on a dude once
May 09th 2006
224
This dude is my hero.
May 09th 2006
234
      Word, yo...I knocked someone out before too...so I cld relate
May 09th 2006
235
Sunday in the Park w/HT
May 09th 2006
227
wow, man...that had to suck
May 09th 2006
236
you're killing me.
May 09th 2006
247
Two guys, and Neither got you off?
May 09th 2006
239
First time getting head
May 09th 2006
237
How is this an L for you?
May 09th 2006
238
      HE IS THE WINNAH!
May 09th 2006
240
      She wasn't down to do it again for a while
May 09th 2006
241
Mash, you are the GD king as far as I'm concerned...
May 09th 2006
246
My worst 'L'
May 09th 2006
249
wowzers
May 09th 2006
250
my homegirl caught an L for getting too drunk
May 09th 2006
259
RE: Real Talk On: Taking Sexual Ls
May 09th 2006
251
Three for ya!
May 09th 2006
253
See, I've had towel racks, shower curtain bars
May 09th 2006
256
The L was when his dad had to put it back on the wall...
May 10th 2006
277
i did the farting one b4
May 10th 2006
288
      LOL
May 12th 2006
293
ARCHIVE!
May 09th 2006
254
This must happen a lot..
May 09th 2006
261
right after graduating HS
May 09th 2006
262
LMAO
May 09th 2006
268
Dayum
May 09th 2006
270
I was hesitant to post mine
May 09th 2006
271
once i had a guy bust before he even got in.
May 10th 2006
274
      How do you bust before you get in?
May 10th 2006
287
OKP Greatness
May 09th 2006
273
Sexual L part III
May 10th 2006
278
Channeling Peter North, I take it?
May 10th 2006
280
      It was horrible, fam. I cold hit off the Norther on myself, B
May 10th 2006
281
RE: Real Talk On: Taking Sexual Ls
May 10th 2006
279
OK...so I figured out why I don't like big asses
May 31st 2006
294
so this one time at band camp......
May 31st 2006
295
Fam...thank you for keeping it funky with us
Jun 04th 2006
296
*sighs*........The time when
Jun 04th 2006
297
alotta dudes in here wit stories
Jun 04th 2006
299
there you again...fakin it, lol
Jun 04th 2006
303
      SON
Jun 04th 2006
304
i went temporarily impotent at 21
Jun 04th 2006
300
2 - caught runnin the red light
Jun 04th 2006
301
      she was clownin
Jun 04th 2006
302
           HA!
Jun 04th 2006
305
ARCHIVE.... THIS THREAD WAS HILARIOUS....
Jun 04th 2006
306
LOL @ Bust a hee hee in my draws! You're funny. My Sexual L:
Jun 08th 2006
311

NewBorn202
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1. "Young...I'm laughing hard as shit at this joint."
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---
We From A Place
Where Dem Boys Still Pimpin' Them Hoes
We From A Place
Cadillacs Still Ridin' On Vogues
We From A Place
Where My Soul Still Don't Feel Free
Where A Flag Means More Than Me(IN MISSISSIPPI)

  

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Mash_Comp
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3. "It's gonna be 5.7 lyin niggas in this jount sayin:"
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"that's never happened to me" or "I don't ever recall having a bad day"


Fakin.

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NewBorn202
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5. "Man, everybody done tried to bring the thunder but ended early"
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with a light drizzle at some point. Even my slacks ain't as action packed as I want them to be EVERY time.

---
We From A Place
Where Dem Boys Still Pimpin' Them Hoes
We From A Place
Cadillacs Still Ridin' On Vogues
We From A Place
Where My Soul Still Don't Feel Free
Where A Flag Means More Than Me(IN MISSISSIPPI)

  

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Gangsta Mittens
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46. "that may be the funniest thing i've ever heard you say"
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>Even my slacks ain't as
>action packed as I want them to be EVERY time.

---

www.gangstamittens.com

  

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MsBehavin
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2. "I'm still laffin..."
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Dude, yo narrative skills are off the chain.

I see you...


Here I'm is...
http://www.myspace.com/jazzyredd


"Love like you've never been hurt..."

  

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Mash_Comp
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4. "I bet your big gazoombas havin' ass did that before n/m"
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MsBehavin
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12. "Lol..."
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I aint neva teased a guy with em. I'ma hafta do dat tho, see if I can get that kinda reaction.

I see you...


Here I'm is...
http://www.myspace.com/jazzyredd


"Love like you've never been hurt..."

  

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18. "*volunteers for the greater good of mankind*"
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Slay your idols and become your own.

http://www.re-nyc.natralyght.com/

  

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6. "i caught one last night."
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she blew me and i busted. i sounded like a baby seal, god.

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7. "Gettin' clubbed on ice, right?"
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*********************
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160. "LOL..."
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nm

====

"Cat's on here making blog posts
about not getting any pussy and
talking about not using washcloths
and too dumb to see the correlation"

  

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152. "hahahaha"
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<--In honar of Mother's Day

  

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226. "ahahaha."
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******************SIGGY*******************

  

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8. "this is a pre-vigor post?"
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You Know What Love Is.

  

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10. "Back then, if i had the orange pill, it'd be OVER"
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*********************
www.dumhi.com -- We are ALL dumhi

  

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9. "I'll see your L and raise u"
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I may have been the queen of head last week but many moons ago...
My ex requested some special treatment as he used to call it. I would have been happy to help him out but yo...his balls were bitters.. and lets not talk about his gummyness it tasted like scallion juice. YUCK! any whohe really wanted some and i could advoid it anymore. I got myself a few shots and got my kneel on...2 minutes into it I threw up all over him the bed and me. we both took a L. He never asked again.

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http://okp.hypnagogics.com/

http://okp.hypnagogics.com/

  

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48. "lmao@ scallion juice"
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***************
Brooklyn & Boogs is the King of Kings is the King of all fantasy basketball and I am one of his lil Bitches!!!

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126. "oh hell naw. shit tasted like scallion juice??"
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<---- los estados unidos de mejico

ack like you know

  

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153. "*dead*"
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<--In honar of Mother's Day

  

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307. "now THAT's a gotdamn shame."
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roughcutradio.
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11. "I can tell a story about this guy..."
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so I was in my final year of college and was feeling this dude in one of my philosophy classes....managed to bump into him at McDonalds and it was on. So anyway, he invites me over, he's going to cook and what not. I go over, he cooks, we eat...everything is great. Then he tells me that he hasnt had sex in 2 years...I am like "oh hell to the naw" but fuck it...so all he does is eat me out. This nigga CUMS off eating me out. So i am like "this clown" but he's so good, I keep going over. Anyway, about 2 weeks later, he's ready to give it up...why after 2 years he wanted to give it up to me, I dont know. So anyway, he puts it in and 2 strokes later, he's done. I was so pissed. And everytime we had sex after that, it only lasted a good 30 seconds...he just came so fast. it was a mess.

  

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15. "Wait, I thought these were supposed to be Self L stories"
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Not "humiliate that one nigga" stories...


(and no, that dude wasn't me)
___________________________________________________________________________________________
Hey there
Lay there
Won't you take me home?
I'll write your name in a song

  

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lovelyone80
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21. "Okay...about me...well..."
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I told my current boyfriend that I was the bomb and what not...and he was like "okay we will see"...so anyway, I am trying to show him my best impression of superhead...I am working hard and this nigga is sitting there like aint shit going on. He was SO NOT into it, it wasnt even getting hard enough so I could save myself and ride it out...I was embarrassed and I couldnt stop because I talked such a good game on the phone...My ass was struggling...about 45 minutes later he finally gets into it, only because I think I did this twist thing with my hand. After that, i never talked about how good I was.

  

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cheebspacecowgirl
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26. "no, that's funny right there lol"
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179. "You special...I'll be damn if I ever spend 45 mins"
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on some head. DAMN! That's going to be one of my rules... time limits on head.

  

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lovelyone80
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244. "I only did it that one time..."
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after that...I perfected my skill...now it's more like 15 minutes. If that.

  

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54. "Maybe your stuff was just too good."
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Get out the room,
http://getouttheroom.podomatic.com

http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/get-out-the-room/id525657893

Situation Podemy love

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/situation-podemy/id620232249

Situation Podemy : www.situationpodemy.wordpres

  

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284. "TRUE THAT>..I do got the ill nana."
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13. "i had one of those last night!"
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i'm slobbing the knob, he nuts in my mouth and then says, now lets go to sleep. i'm like honey you're not going to sleep, there's 2 of us here. he says well you should have told me what you were expecting first. and i was like so if i said babe, lets reciprocate, you would have said no thanks i'm tired? and he says yeah, its different all i had to do was lay here. now i'm all tired and you want me to DO stuff.
UUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i've never been so pissed.

  

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lovelyone80
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16. "whew...LOL...that's funny."
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17. "THAT IS SO NOT KOSHER"
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greedy ass mofos I swear.

here for dis.

  

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cheebspacecowgirl
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22. "i mean i love my husband, and have often had thoughts of"
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killing him, but last night i was actually PLANNING THAT SHIT. i'm laying there, eyes all open, thinking wtf just happened, i'll be damn if i suck on his pasty pale peckerwood EVER again, i wish yt would, all kinds of crazy shit. then i went to sleep, all angry. but first i smoked a cigarette.

  

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36. "RE: i mean i love my husband, and have often had thoughts of"
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>killing him, but last night i was actually PLANNING THAT
>SHIT. i'm laying there, eyes all open, thinking wtf just
>happened, i'll be damn if i suck on his pasty pale peckerwood
>EVER again, i wish yt would, all kinds of crazy shit. then i
>went to sleep, all angry. but first i smoked a cigarette.


You Know What Love Is.

  

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cheebspacecowgirl
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44. "yeah,"
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he's got some work to put in when he comes home.

  

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"I think you missed the point"


  

          

why he 'Bluetigered' but still... nevermind



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'inner city' innovator = http://www.hainsleybrown.com

  

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20. "stuntastic"
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>i'm slobbing the knob, he nuts in my mouth

  

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27. "straight out the plastic even..."
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---
We From A Place
Where Dem Boys Still Pimpin' Them Hoes
We From A Place
Cadillacs Still Ridin' On Vogues
We From A Place
Where My Soul Still Don't Feel Free
Where A Flag Means More Than Me(IN MISSISSIPPI)

  

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23. "Im sorry.."
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Been there I feel ya pain.

http://okp.hypnagogics.com/

http://okp.hypnagogics.com/

http://okp.hypnagogics.com/

  

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29. "it really IS all jokes till u get cum in your eye."
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i guess there's another l. that shit burns.

  

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lovelyone80
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37. "Now that happened to me before..."
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and my eye was all red for a day or two...everyone kept asking me what was wrong...I had no answer.

  

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166. "archive."
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" Fuck you, you don't deserve to post, you're a tourist."-Kweli
The Red Giants are the shit...

  

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310. "oh good it's not just me...that shit stung!"
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I temp therefore I blog
www.tempsrule.blogspot.com

  

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38. "Ok now im crackin up"
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Yeah thats another L. Its like acid. Lets not talk about in the hair while you have a weave or braids.

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http://okp.hypnagogics.com/

http://okp.hypnagogics.com/

  

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40. "No LET'S DO talk about it"
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*********************
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53. "^ READ MY MIND."
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------------------------------------------
latest mixtape:
https://www.mixcloud.com/mistamonotone/music-to-smack-motherfckers-to/

mistamonotone - taboo
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@mistamonotone
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42. "that's why i caught it in the mouth"
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i just got my hair did

  

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45. "do we have the same mother?"
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where did you come from LOL.

My inital issue was my ex tasted like rotten onions. I couldnt catch it in my mouth if i wanted to.

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http://okp.hypnagogics.com/

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51. "mine kinda tastes like peanut butter"
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so i don't mind. and i'm from chicago.

  

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lovelyone80
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47. "When you are with your man, you should ALWAYS"
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catch with your mouth cause they think that shit is sexxy. Hell, if I am riding it and he wants me to catch when he comes, I quickly hop off it and make sure not to waste a drop.



...okay, I think I am being extra, it's been too long....

  

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49. "You women with the semen sippin...GOOD WORK"
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You have saved your entire brood!

  

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52. "Sometimes you got to be a HOE for your man...n/m"
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59. "now i wouldn't say all that"
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but whenever possible you should put it on em.

  

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64. "When I say "HOE" I dont mean doing"
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things that are degrading or demeaning to you...but you know how sometimes if you know he likes to have his nuts licked, you just have to lick those nuts...in that sense of the word "HOE"...you just going all out with your man doing things you are comfortable doing.

  

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66. "RE: When I say "HOE" I dont mean doing"
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You a very enthusiastic little nigga. That's cool.

*********************
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cheebspacecowgirl
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73. "you are a very enthusiastic lil nigga"
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that was funny.

  

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58. "thats word."
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----------------------------------------------
RIP Dilla.

not compassionate....only polite.

  

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130. "ALWAYS"
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every time.

  

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34. "Woooow, that shit was hilarious, like that one skit off of Busta's"
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album "The Coming" before "Ill Vibe Shit" with Busta and Q-Tip! LOL

☺☻

"i'm doing good, can i put my face in your buttcrack?" (c) P.Inf

"frankly, I think it's foolish to have a cat or a baby, but whatever" (c) veritas

@kingofthings

  

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43. "the worse was when he gave me that cute smile"
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i really wanted to punch him. cuz he's so cute but he pissed me off so much.

  

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186. "lmmfao"
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u need to know better than that..after we nut, its over! if u wanna get ate, u need to get urs first...yall girls should learn that in grade school or something.

__________________
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14. "Sunn..."
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This chick gave me five sucks and I tapped out...
Gave me a towel and walked out, me with both my heads hanging low.
I mean that shit wasn't even blaze, but a dude got wild excited...

Slay your idols and become your own.

http://www.re-nyc.natralyght.com/

  

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19. "word"
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during my sophomore year of college, i was dating a girl who, while younger than me, was far more sexually experienced. before meeting her, i'd only had sex twice and didn't know much of anything besides the missionary position.

so, we're messing around at her place one night and she decides she can't withstand hours of my kissing and groping. she turned off the lights, undressed, and handed me a condom. i put the jount on and, youn', i lasted 'bout three strokes. my body started uprocking and quickly sputtered to a stop like '83 Chevette w/ a bad transmission.

completely embarrassed, i got dressed and tried to leave her place. she tried to console me, saying, "Baby, it's okay. It's okay!" i mean, imagine a fully clothed nigga getting embraced by a naked woman, illuminated by the glow of a television.

anyway, i managed to break free and get outside. i walked about a mile and a half back to campus at 2 AM. (if you went to Morgan St., that's the houses behind Barclay Square Apts. to Baldwin Hall)
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24. "LOL...MSU stand up...I AM ALUMNI!!"
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Yeah..I know how far you are talking to.

  

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163. "I've been that girl many times."
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<--In honar of Mother's Day

  

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308. "Jesse owens the fuck outta there, huh?"
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177. "lmao @ illuminated by the glow of a television"
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25. "her name was Joy..."
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and i was young and silly and into talking mad shit... i told her if given the chance i'd no doubt make her scream my name... well she took me up on my bet...

i kid u not i was stroking like one of those oil rig machines u seen in armagedon... sweating like lil kim on trial and she never made a noise or movement... and the super killer was when she answered the phone...

after her convo was done she told me to lay on my back and procedded to work my like farm equipment... needless to say our relationship didn't go anywhere after that evening.

I got a good life man

  

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30. "she answered the phone in the middle?"
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wow. i woulda left.

  

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35. "my pride made me pump just that much harder"
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I got a good life man

  

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39. "LMAO."
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po chile

  

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63. "That. Is Hilarious."
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poor little guy

  

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85. "up to that point i thought i had the finest 3" in the business ."
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she showed me who was boss.

I got a good life man

  

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188. "RE: my pride made me pump just that much harder"
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^^^^^^^^^ that alsmost made me spit poptart onto my screen!

oh my damn
LOL
ring ring
her :hello
you: i'm going to break this be-atch in half

that's what I pictured lol
damn,

Should a person do good, let him do good over and over again. Let him find pleasure therein, for blissful is the accumulation of good ~ Buddhist teachings

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28. "The not-so-sweet release... as she's SITTING ON YOUR LAP,"
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doing absolutely nothing. It was one of those social situations: house party, drinks flowing, blah-ze-blah... she (a girl I had known for a minute) hops her nice ass on my lap, and, well, the heat was on like the first part of Beverly Hills Cop... I mean, physically she was everything I was into... so I was immediately at attention. She felt it, didn't say anything about it, was just chillin'... but for some reason the blood was pumping a little too much that night... so I ended up spurting into my Hanes boxers... she gave me that "poor you" tap on the leg then got up and kept it movin'... she left me with sticky draws and a warm Corona.

I refer to that story as my P.E.E. story (Potential Energy Ejaculation)...
___________________________________________________________________________________________
Hey there
Lay there
Won't you take me home?
I'll write your name in a song

  

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31. "well if "thinking you're about to hit and you DON'T" counts..."
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back in college, Disco had the home made playing, the lights down low and all that...

we start heavy petting and all that shit right? She comes with "I'll be right back..." We all know what THAT means, don't we?

so she comes back to my room and I'm naked as a jaybird. She's fully clothed. on some "uhhh, what are you doing? I just went to used the bathroom. We REALLY need to study now."


I was SOOOOOOO embarrased.


*puts on clothes, picks up Psychology book*

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50. "YOUNG....how was this gem missed?"
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This shit is hilarious.

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56. "dude. I felt like a fuckin MORON..."
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the next day in class, I sat WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back on some "PLEASE I hope she didn't tell anybody" steez.


'Twas all good. I eventually smashed a few weeks later, but I REALLY played myself that first time.


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55. "SON."
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just son.

i'm not even gonna use this against you in future jone sessions.

that's too painful.

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67. "your boy was at "full attention" too."
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at least she didn't make fun of my package.

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75. "i mean...i see how you MIGHT assume that it's about to be on."
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what was her rationale for that sh*t son? or did you even bother to ask? on some old, at least i hit and made up for that sh*t?

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82. "After I eventually hit, It didn't matter. BUT, I'll tell ya what."
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to THIS DAY, I wait for the green light before I go. Fuck it, I'll even ASK.

Me:"uhh, we gonna do the thang, right?"
Her:"yeah"
Me: "just to clarify, by 'do the thang' I mean sexual intercourse..."


sheeit, I ain't takin' NO chances.

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87. "I read that exchange with a Peter Griffin voice."
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And it was hilarious in my head. lol

☺☻

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"frankly, I think it's foolish to have a cat or a baby, but whatever" (c) veritas

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96. "you're right. it IS even funnier..."
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*in Peter Griffin voice*
"this is even worse than that time I got naked in my dorm room..."



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88. "LMAO."
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69. "I know right?"
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We From A Place
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68. "OH LORD I'm DYINGGGGGGGG"
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"I'm pimpin the industry so they acknowledge our worth. The next anniversary we all unite. Let's all get strong together or we losing the fight" (c)Nas

LV...Lord of the Link

  

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79. "I died a little bit that night too, dog..."
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143. "AHHAHA"
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159. "LOLOLOLOL"
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I'm up here CRYIN...

  

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172. "<-----done the EXACT same thing"
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how ridiculous


you a lame so your dame playing mind games/im a pimp so i stay in that mindframe - lil flipper

  

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196. "do tell."
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i want the bin version...lol.

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185. "got DAMN"
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lol

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187. "oh shit"
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thats fuckin hilarious. but at least u hit eventually

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197. "...fucking w/ them u of i broads. n/m"
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bakari7's poetry corner...

you killed me once
& during my resurrection
i vowed
never to let you kill me
again,
as i hand you the cross
bow with a bull's eye
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over the left side of my chest

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32. "Alcohol will do you in..."
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After a night of too many gin & tonics, I went home with this chick. We got it on and I handled my business. It was fantastic and I was ready for one of those all-nighters where you notice the sun coming up while you're tappin' for the 4th time.

So, a little bit after that first set, I start eeling a bit funny. Man, I had to run to the restroom and puke up a gator tail (c) My Old Man.

We were at her place so I didn't have any of my clean-up materials. Old girl wouldn't touch me the rest of the night.

Peace,

*** MARBLES ***

  

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33. "Niggas and Niggaettes: This is not the Put Down Post"
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We talking about YOUR ass, not the lameness of the other nigga.

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41. "for a while, i was no good"
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no callbacks or return engagements unless they were interested in more than just smashing

the more i hit the gym, the better I slang my wang though

  

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57. "I can't think of any specific instances"
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but while I was w/ the ex, sometimes the pussy would just stay dry.
no matter how horny I was, it just would not cooperate.
I'd have to take the L on that one.

here for dis.

  

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61. "Way to be honest tho...that's REAL TALK"
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309. "KY ya know"
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astroglide...something

to those about to rock...we salute you.

  

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60. "Dunny, I Took A Geometry L"
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...you know the jount where you can't even be creative?

I was with one shorty and while I had her on her back mashing her potatoes, it was all good.

Soon as she switched it up and presented the face down ass up action, the general called for retreat.

It was like trying to push a gummy worm into a jello cup, I shit you not.

But as soon as she got back to looking at the ceiling, my jount commenced to John Henrying the gush gap.

She wanted the dog action again, and again my joint went all Rerun & the Doobie Bros. like "oops". Then when she got back on her back my joint rebounded like Manigault. Go figure.

It's like my jount failed geometry, cause the nigga ain't know his angles that night.



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62. "Yo...you just made the post great, dogs"
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65. "why do you think that happens?"
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81. "no rhyme or reason ..."
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many an man has experienced this...
and it's not like ur not into ole girl... he just aint feeling that position and will lay out on u

I got a good life man

  

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86. "is that really what it is?"
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hmm. well for me, nothing turns me off more than a limp one. i have no patience for that.

  

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92. "my dear no man sets out to try and fuck with a limp dick"
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trust me when i tell u it's even less fun for us bc we are sitting there thinking" i wonder if she can tell" and we know damn wellu can...

I got a good life man

  

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"You ever been in the jount and feel it slipping in hardness?"


  

          

I've faked many an orgasm for that reason.

CHill for about a half, I'm ready to go (so I hope).

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102. "wow. i didn't know that guys faked it."
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106. "with a condom and dark lights, it's easy"
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104. "dawg how bout when u rock hard and ur getting ur filthy bowcat on"
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and he decides to take a nap and she pops up talking about i'm ready...

I got a good life man

  

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108. "RE: dawg how bout when u rock hard and ur getting ur filthy bowcat on"
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That's when you do that bamma ass covert jerking off underneath yourself so that she don't notice...but that nigga know you fiddling with your dick...funny shit.

I HATE IT.

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149. "Dogs, sometimes that filthyness be essential....."
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...you just chuuch'ed my mellow.

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"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
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"To Each His Reach"
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wray
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125. "but why fake it? wont it come back? why not just ask her for"
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a little 'assistance'?


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niggas is beautiful- Ike M.

"Ahhhh shit, you got mad boobage!!!" -anonymous

  

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esb225
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127. "bc if she goes down and finds that joint dead like the sea scrolls"
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she might start asking questions... and sometimes that bad boy don't jump back up like u expect him to... and DAMN SURE don't want to have to explain that one.

I got a good life man

  

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135. "but we all grown right? shit happens."
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hell, if it dont come back, hit me off right quick and we can finish watchin this movie.
It'll show up right when it gets to the good part.

I just dont see what the point of hiding it is as long as its not an everyday thing.

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niggas is beautiful- Ike M.

"Ahhhh shit, you got mad boobage!!!" -anonymous

  

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136. "woman we wasn't born grown u learn as u go..."
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when u young and silly u think u supposed to knock it out 100 out of 100 times...

I got a good life man

  

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140. "um..your sig? in this post? Dead."
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and how old are you now?
cause you didnt write this

she might start asking questions... and sometimes that bad boy don't jump back up like u expect him to... and DAMN SURE don't want to have to explain that one.

in the past tense.



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niggas is beautiful- Ike M.

"Ahhhh shit, you got mad boobage!!!" -anonymous

  

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176. "i'ma grown ass man"
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and my days of talking shit on my dick is long since dead...
i'll tell a woman straight up these days don't get to excited cause i'm wack in the sack...

I got a good life man

  

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137. "I read your sig, fool!"
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But anyway..I like how you said that, but you know most niggas is not goin for that.

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141. " :-p you need to learn the children, Mash."
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http://www.imagestation.com/album/pictures.html?id=2132831431
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niggas is beautiful- Ike M.

"Ahhhh shit, you got mad boobage!!!" -anonymous

  

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148. "RE: why do you think that happens?"
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For real, I think homey just got in a comfort zone.

Cause shorty wanted another way and the whole time I'm thinking MUST.NOT.PULL.OUT.


Cause I know if I do, the jount is over. Down for the count. It's on some Mission:Impossible steez, cause it's like defusing a bomb.

It's like the nigga at the club who dance the two step all night no matter how much a chick in front of him is twerkin' it.


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77. "*cries laughing*"
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Cut that bitch off!-Reverend X

r.i.p Jay Dilla 1974-2006

  

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129. "best reply ever"
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<---- los estados unidos de mejico

ack like you know

  

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289. "Nigga, I had the EXACT same thing happen to me.."
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no lie, my only true L, I was mad as fuck, I kept hittin my joint, yellin at it like, "the fuck is wrong with you nigga? You just gonna fluke me like this?!?! Get up! Get up!" I even started punchin walls

  

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70. "her name was Sheena........................."
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Met her around my sister's pop way in University City(Philly). Bad lil young jawn *No R.Kellz* It seem like it took me forever to get her out her panties. Finally we naked, got the SILK tape in the stereo. She's bent over and it waiting for me. Missile wouldn't launch for nothing. I don't know if it was the condom(for some reason condom make mr. happy go to sleep) or i was too anxious. Needless to say she walked home mad. And don't you know after she leaves,my shit decides it wants get hard???





Cut that bitch off!-Reverend X

r.i.p Jay Dilla 1974-2006

  

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74. "RE: her name was Sheena........................."
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>I don't
>know if it was the condom(for some reason condom make mr.
>happy go to sleep)

No homo, but get a magnum.

>or i was too anxious.

That too

>And don't you know after she leaves,my shit
>decides it wants get hard???
>

That's how it goes, moe

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71. "I didn't think women could take L's, but i see that i was wrong."
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Um when i was 13 I had my first kiss. He was a little older than me and more experienced. So i tried to kiss him and he totally shut me down and said i couldn't kiss.
Does that count?


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78. "We need more juicier bits...but we'll take it"
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72. "on: when it just won't stay hard for nothing"
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I have no real catlyst for the problem other than I was either tired or had too many pulls of that dope to get it on.

Either way, this has happened moreso in recent time than ever before. I mean it don't matter if my balls was tounged, I jerked it off, she gave a show...that nigga was like "FUCK THAT".

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116. "Church Girl cried when that happened..."
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The other effect of a brother getting too happy and under pressure.

Slay your idols and become your own.

http://www.re-nyc.natralyght.com/

  

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76. "Being out of shape + worrying about shit = L."
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I don't think I'm having sex again until I get things sorted out.

I can't take the embarrassment.

  

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80. "lol...i feel your pain."
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i be lookin' the mirror like "i ain't even sexy to myself right now".

sh*t sucks.

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95. "we gonna have to get you some soon, truth. u startin to worry me."
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you need an intervention, lol.

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180. ":("
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Has it come to this?

  

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245. "Yup... here is how you fix that problem..."
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Honestly, you need one good night to revitalize your confidence... no homo. First of all, hit the gym and cut all the junk food out. Drink a lot of water and do a lot of running. That will improve your sexual vitality by a lot. Also, stop masturbating so much. Shit's not healthy son! You will get too used to the feeling of your hand and a vagina will just seem.. like it's not gripping enough, etc.

Finally, do not think that you are going to fail. If you so much as let that thought creep into your mind, you are doomed. Don't think at all.

Peace

@}-,-`-

He looks determined without being ruthless
Something heroic in this man, there's a courage about him
Doesn't look like a killer
Comes across so calm, acts like he has a dream
Full of passion

  

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248. "Actually..."
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I was worried about something other than performance.

And I could really stand to join a gym...

  

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269. "Once you get into the rhythm...."
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It becomes a lot of fun... you make friends, you know... etc.

@}-,-`-

He looks determined without being ruthless
Something heroic in this man, there's a courage about him
Doesn't look like a killer
Comes across so calm, acts like he has a dream
Full of passion

  

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83. "Sometimes, the chick being wack in bed is the L."
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Waste of a completely good hard-on.

  

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90. "We'll take it"
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84. "ain't no funny shit like that happened to me"
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I mean it's happened but it wasn't funny, just pitiful. with like 4 shorties, I believe too much liquor did me in. One of them thought it was her fault, like I wasn't attracted enough, well she was kinda annoying but whateva. c'est la vie

  

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94. "Copies this into my files..."
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Blackmail lol

http://okp.hypnagogics.com/

http://okp.hypnagogics.com/

http://okp.hypnagogics.com/

  

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154. "I made it my personal goal to repay them on other times tho!!!"
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I'm too competitive to let a female think I'm a loser. At least I got a chance to come correct next time well except for the drunk white girl. That was a one night stand I don't want to relive

  

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89. "dog...i had a period of busting em off quick."
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i can admit it.

sex is like 75% confidence. and confidence is 100% mental. and if you lose your confidence, you've lost the battle...i learned that the hard way.

someone posted before about the pressure for men with sex. its almost an unenjoyable pressure, if you're not ready for it.

that was years ago, tho.
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RIP Dilla.

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93. "I was there, too...and it's usually with someone with good pussy"
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But then, you learn how to relax and control your hype ass penis.

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272. "definition of good pussy?"
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does every chick fit the description, or is it different for every one? is it good because of the way she works it or how wet it gets? maybe i should make this a post...

_____________________________________________




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275. "If you have good pussy, you'll never need to ask what it is n/m"
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282. "i know what i got..."
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i just wanted to know if there were different characteristics as to what made it good for an individual person.

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283. "every one got they thing..I don't know..but if you had it.."
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....you'd know it. So when you've been getting your coont tuned-up, did a nigga ever drool on you when he nutted?

That's a sure sign.

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285. "well"
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if being paralyzed and disoriented followed by a deep sleep after he nuts qualifies... nothing else needs to be said. i know what i'm working with between my legs.

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286. "That's what's up...keep bangin', booboo"
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155. "this man speaketh the truth!"
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>i can admit it.
>
>sex is like 75% confidence. and confidence is 100% mental.
>and if you lose your confidence, you've lost the battle...i
>learned that the hard way.
>
>someone posted before about the pressure for men with sex.
>its almost an unenjoyable pressure, if you're not ready for
>it.
>
>that was years ago, tho.
>----------------------------------------------
>RIP Dilla.
>
>not compassionate....only polite.


"I'm pimpin the industry so they acknowledge our worth. The next anniversary we all unite. Let's all get strong together or we losing the fight" (c)Nas

LV...Lord of the Link

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290. "That's chuuuch right there man"
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Happened to me too. But sooner or later you get out of that slump and straight up smash someone's guts, and you lay there knowing you're the fucking man again

**sig**
<-- Jalen Rose: Professional Sideline Reporter (c)3030

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91. "i told this before: the worst was going down on this girl in college...."
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...making ol girl gasm with my tongue, then her stoppin cold on some... i can finish you off with a handjob. her handjob was so rough i had to call it quits and do it myself later.

never again.

never.





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97. "Hol' up: Fuck that."
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You ain't get no hotmouth on the CatBeatah?

MASSIVE L.

  

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103. "it was a hard lesson learned. pun intended."
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98. "that's....pretty awful. A rough handjob is the pits tho"
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101. "seriously ladies, it AIN'T an Atari Joystick."
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ease up...


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ihatemasfonos
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164. "ok to be honest..."
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I don't have too many stories cos I'm 16... only had it twice and I kinda regret it, but for REAL ladies. A penis is not a fucking toy. I can feel it when you jerk the skin off me. I relate to that bad handjob shit... like I was about to say "fuck it I'm out" cos girl was grabbing me like she was being carried downstream and my member was a treebranch to grab onto: LOOSEN THE GRIP A BIT.

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ansomble
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99. "LOL, wow yo. That was some comedy. Taumbout a handjob..."
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CUT THAT BITCH OFF!

☺☻

"i'm doing good, can i put my face in your buttcrack?" (c) P.Inf

"frankly, I think it's foolish to have a cat or a baby, but whatever" (c) veritas

@kingofthings

  

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107. "i learned to hold back from that day forward."
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NEW DUMHI AVAILABLE! featuring Mash Comp, ShamelessPlug (al_sharp), Flud (of IP), Insightclopedia Brown (DawgEatah), w/ Guest Appearances from Che Grand, Von Pea, and Vex Blizzy
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cheebspacecowgirl
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100. "you shoulda skeeted in her eye."
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on accident, of course.

  

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105. "and where the hell did you come from"
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cause you're on fire.
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RIP Dilla.

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109. "sitting here chillin, waiting on my homeboy to come through"
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with the purp. wasting my time thinking about last night lol.

  

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POLO
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117. "ugh u got any sisiters or cousins like u ? Next door neighbor?"
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Cut that bitch off!-Reverend X

r.i.p Jay Dilla 1974-2006

  

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cheebspacecowgirl
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121. "nope, only girl"
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and no, all my girlfriends are crazy. seriously, all military girls are crazy. i wouldn't be a friend if i hooked you up with one of them.

  

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POLO
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144. "my elevator doesn't fully go up all floors either. Lol"
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Cut that bitch off!-Reverend X

r.i.p Jay Dilla 1974-2006

  

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111. "you know? that nigga is a cum catching superstar"
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cheebspacecowgirl
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114. "HA!"
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alright i'm done lmao.

  

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POLO
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113. "word."
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Cut that bitch off!-Reverend X

r.i.p Jay Dilla 1974-2006

  

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110. "lol. my flaw is love munchin rug like it was cheesecake."
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POLO
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112. "this one has more L's than a Kool Moe Dee diss. Follow me....."
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Shorty was my people's and i was NUTS over this lil momma. Ass for days,nice,great peoples. So, we watching t.v. eating cheesesteaks, she falls asleep. Looking good with the ass poking out. We start kissing and Boom!(c)John Madden. I see boy cuts. "Vickey don't tell no body's nothing" boy cuts. Black lace. She get on her back, i'm licking it like it was cake batter. She busts a few off and i KNOW i'm about to ride her like the Lone Ranger!!!!!!!!!!! NOPE. She gets up puts on panties and pants on cuz she had to pick her cousin up. I was maddddddddddddd. But she's still my peoples to this day. Still wanna hit though. Lol









Cut that bitch off!-Reverend X

r.i.p Jay Dilla 1974-2006

  

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115. "she probably does that shit all the time"
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good for her!

  

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POLO
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118. "you know that ain't riiight(c)Biggie"
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Cut that bitch off!-Reverend X

r.i.p Jay Dilla 1974-2006

  

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119. "if she was fly, I sure as SHIT wouldn't mind..."
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but then again, I'm a pussy eatin' fool (C) Beatnuts

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POLO
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122. "yes, she was/is."
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Cut that bitch off!-Reverend X

r.i.p Jay Dilla 1974-2006

  

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Zesi
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120. "it's my specialty--giving them"
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now hold up mash
i know this is about getting them
but i haven't turned down any sex i wanted

i have been known to zone out on men
on the
"oh that's nice"
kind of business

i just shut down

i need to be more aggressive like
"you're only around because i'm bored and/or desperate. but i'm not desperate enough for your manrod."

it's very difficult for me to want some if i don't really want you.

  

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123. "^^^ Mayor of Stunt City ^^^"
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___________________________________________________________________________________________
Hey there
Lay there
Won't you take me home?
I'll write your name in a song

  

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165. "^^^^Jumps Motorcycle Over 10 Buses^^^^"
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************************************************

<<<<<<<<Don't Drool On The Avy>>>>>>>>

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
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**************** OKP Free Agent****************

  

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168. "I'm SO FUCKING SHOCKED RIGHT NOW!!! Zesi?????"
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I hardly knew ya



<=============================
Ray Snill got hotter beats than Roy Lee!

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170. "hah"
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reread the wording
i said i never turned down sex i wanted
(unfortunately, the sex i've been offered---i didn't want)


i'm still mostly wholesome

  

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esb225
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124. "another one out of the classics"
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a old co worker stops by my spot one afternoon... so she comes in says she can't stay long and just needs to pick up some bags i had taken home for her...
needless to say we get to fooling around and then my phone rings...
she insists that i answer it... so i do she procedes to undoing my pants and starts riding as i'm on the phone
i start to get into it and she busts off... i'm like cool now i can get mine in ... she says oh u know what i gotta run and pick up my daughter i'ma be back later on tonight and it's gonna be on ...
to this day she still claims she's coming back to finish

I got a good life man

  

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128. "i would say that's why i'm glad i'm married"
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but obviously married ppl take l's 2

  

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131. "you married?!?!?!"
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i got Punk'd.
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133. "lol...u ain't readin' hard enough."
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mistamonotone - taboo
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cheebspacecowgirl
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134. "u think i would let just any ol white dude pull some shit like that?"
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we're stuck like glue

  

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MrThomas43423
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139. "TO A WHITE DUDE?!?!?!?!"
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awwww...hell no.

i'm over it.
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RIP Dilla.

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cheebspacecowgirl
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142. "he's my husband!!!!!"
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i love my lil baby

  

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POLO
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145. "yeah i noticed.but i wasn't gonna say s#it."
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Cut that bitch off!-Reverend X

r.i.p Jay Dilla 1974-2006

  

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147. "I'm fucking dying over here King n/m"
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http://www.imagestation.com/album/pictures.html?id=2115026546

'inner city' innovator = http://www.hainsleybrown.com

  

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132. "how true it is."
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>but obviously married ppl take l's 2

i'm tempted to say married L's are Larger than singLe Ls.

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cheebspacecowgirl
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138. "cuz there ain't shit you can do about it!"
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less you're trifling.

i burnt his eggs a little this morning though. take that take that

  

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162. "ha!"
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<--In honar of Mother's Day

  

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146. "Mine was earlier this year......"
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I've had a few moments when there was a failure to stay launched, but at least I had already put in good sessions previous times so I had money in the bank; but this youngin, she was one I wanted for some years and finally had the opportunity. It didn't help I was fighting the forces of the friend zone. She was good and fine too. (It hurts me now just thinking about the spread) I think I've told this story before.

Anyway, my pops let me and some friends get hold of the timeshare for a lil getaway. Things are going great, good food, good drink, good times, and now I call myself getting romantic by setting up some wine with strawberries and whip cream by the jacuzzi. We got Kellz goin in the background and the fun begins. I'm touching, feeling etc.. and all the while under the water my jount is up then down..up...then down. At this point we take it to the room, and it's back on....she turns over to provide the spread and there's 2 problems...1, she's not really wet, and 2, there is some bs on the radio in the room. I'm just about to try and out insert, when she says..."turn the radio off." I say "youngin, if I move from here, it might not be ready when I come back." So I go to cut the radio off and sho nuff....the joint goes down. The level of blowness cannot be described. I try to get it back, but with no luck. The disgust she showed, all the while trying to tell me it was cool, told me I was doomed. I did get it a few weeks later, but that night, I wanted to jump in a lake.

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Do it girl

  

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150. "Yup. sure have."
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anybody who even THINK I'm hanging with the 19 year old me is outta they fucking mind.

I'm pretty much whatever with it. I got good days...I got bad days. Part of the game.

My best thing is that since my shit is committed? Adds a lil extra "oomph" from back in the days when I was just mailing in the boots.

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

Waldorf and Statler Vol 4:CONAN IS OUT NOW!!!: http://waldorfandstatler.bandcamp.com

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151. "too dayum funny"
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<--In honar of Mother's Day

  

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156. "how come females never talk about underperforming"
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ya'll just all sexual goddesses huh???

I refuse to believe that

there gotta be one story on here

  

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157. "there is a story on here"
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and since she already mentioned it, I didn't feel it was necessary to repeat it.
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<--In honar of Mother's Day

  

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158. ">.<"
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niggas is beautiful- Ike M.

"Ahhhh shit, you got mad boobage!!!" -anonymous

  

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167. "props to her whoever it was...viva la revolucionnnnnnnnnnn"
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"I'm pimpin the industry so they acknowledge our worth. The next anniversary we all unite. Let's all get strong together or we losing the fight" (c)Nas

LV...Lord of the Link

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B.J.S.301
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161. "I think I have wanted to shoot myself for the many times I've been dry"
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On some good titty sucking too and that shit is just dry. I have taken a little too many L's off that one.

  

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171. "There are easy ways around being dry"
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There is NO WAY around not being hard. No amount of Astroglide, KY, WET! or freaking baby oil is going to make you stand at attention if it isn't happening.

<-- Dave Thomas knows what's up...
__________________________

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Game: Like Gladys Knight.
Jay: Aretha Franklin.
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Jay: Nigga...

  

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169. "Hmmm... I got 3"
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1. New puss always did me in. There was one lady I worked with before I switched jobs. Pretty face. Nice tits. Great ass. Long legs. Pretty much build for long nights of long strokes. At some point we get together at her crib one night. She gives me the good head action and gets a mouthful of happy jiuce, all without using her hands (no woman since has managed this feat). So I'm thinking I gotta bring my 'A' game here. Next time out the panties drop. I'm standing at the plate like Bonds. Only problem was, her shit was like the Big Unit. Stroke one, stroke two, stroke 3, I'm outta there. Damn it!

Fellas, you been in that spot where you just came, but you figure if you stay in there long enough ans keep some kind of stroke, you can kinda get by, even as you feel yourself deflating? Doesn't work very well, let me tell you.

2. Lack of communication can fuck you up. Again with same girl. We've gotten past that episode and since have had a damn good run of things. So I'm over one night and she decides to do the 'knowledge' thing, which usually leads to fucking. Now, depending on her mood, she's either take one for the team, let me recover, and get down to the real business or stop when I'm 1/2 way there and jump on top. This night she can't figure out what she wants to do. So she's doing the Q-Tip 'Breathe and Stop' method. All teh while the shit is just rising to the top like a steam valve and getting pretty close to the point of no return. So I'm trying to tell her 'Look...baby..I'm finna...you betta not.....', but she doesn't quite get it. So she decides to stop, but it's too late. 2 seconds later Ol' Faithful decides to erupt all over my shorts, and she just watches. Not cool. Probably should have took them off beforehand.

The third deserves its own post, so I'll get there later.

<-- Dave Thomas knows what's up...
__________________________

Jay: Look here homie, any nigga can get a hit record. This here is about respect.
Game: Like Gladys Knight.
Jay: Aretha Franklin.
Game: Word, I like her too.
Jay: Nigga...

  

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MANHOODLUM
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173. "I love phone sex...LOVE it"
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Maybe 'cause I'm imaginative, but some of my most memorable nuts (and there have been alot) have been over the phone.

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174. "OK, ok...*sigh* I COULDN'T get up first couple times with baby mama"
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If ya'll remember, I have an archive post about how me and my wife got together.

Me and my baby's mother were friends when me and my wife were first together. Me and the girl who would end up being my wife split up, and a few months of being effed up, I kissed my homegirl.

Well, she always had a crush on me, and she was fine as hell, so we had no problem gettin into it.

I guess me being heart broken still, and her being my longtime homegirl, I couildn't get it up...I WANTED to, and I NEVER had a problem with it before...it wasn't numb...shit just wouldn't go up.

There was prolly a shit load of mental stuff that coulda attributed to this, but...

I was 23 got God sakes.

The 2nd time, we got into it. Same thing.

At this point, I'm ebarrassed as hell, 'cause you know, this is your friend, so she's heard all your stories and past experiences of you laying PIPE WELL...

Now your lookin like a lame gimp.

The 3rd time, I didn't put pressure on myself, went down on her, she went down on me, foreplay...took it easy and slow.

Shit's been normal since that day.

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175. "men: learn to stop most of these Ls"
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do you damn pc muscle exercises and pee in morse code


  

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291. "LOLOL"
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>do you damn pc muscle exercises and pee in morse code

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178. "see the thing with girl girl sex is"
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(well atleast for me) its all about the orgasm. And if she don't get there and i don't get there, I'm unhappy. underdig?

now i like my sessions to have a nice arc to them, you know like a good story. beginning, middle, finale.

the problem, however, is when you add alcohol into the mix... the arc gets all kinds of messed up.

you go from being at a party steady sipping watching other chicks get "open" and act a damn fool, causing everyone in the room to get hot and bothered, all the while she's in my ear whispering "when we get back to your place imma eff the eff out of you" to trying to fight off a slumber because alcohol is taking over.

so we get to my place and im beyond nice. But she's trying to get to the relations. So I'm fighting with everything in me to make things happen. And my body is not responding because i don't know alcohol dehydrates you or something so fluid aint flowing like normal and i'm all the while fighting the alcohol induced slumber. And im not doing well with her body because, well my motor skills are so drastically diminished. and so i tried. and tried. and nearly cried at how sad it all was. And its just a mess. A big pathetic sloppy mess. I think it ended with a "you know what, thats okay lets just go to sleep."

And what sucks is that I woke up the next morning with the realization that apparently i didn't get drunk enough to not be able to remember how frustratingly sad the whole encounter was.

Luv took an L on that one.

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181. "The First Time"
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She had the lace panties and everything, and my mind was like aaawwwww shit...it's ON

Unfortunately, my joint said I'm on BREAK

After about 45min of oral on both sides, it was still on break. I felt like such a loser...even after she was consoling me (and she was RIPE and READY to go). It felt worse because I knew she wanted it, and I had nothing to give
The absolute worst was when she was about to leave I got harder than a jawbreaker

That almost singlehandedly killed my entire sexual career

*hangs head

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182. "aight..."
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....this chick i use to wait tables with (who was 9 years my senoir - but looked really good) and i started chilling a little. 2nd time were together, she starts to go down on me while i'm driving to get something to eat... i pass the restaurant, and keep driving cuz she's doing her thing... we go back to the house, and she starts giving me head again on the couch. poor girl gave me brains for 30 minutes at least, wanting me to bust - but nope. i was mad nervous or something... she was so angry, and was working it with everything she had, but nope. i ended up pulling up my pants and jetting.

next day i was like wtf? did she not know what she was doing??? when i took a shower my joint was like bruised from how much work she put in on me...

maybe we both took the L.

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183. " Taking Sexual Ls"
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mine
it was back in the day in college. there were these two chicks that call me over to help them fix somethin or another. one was ooo wee fly the other was kinda cute(okay not really), and she was a big girl, just not my type. anyway they tie me up and talkin a little shit. so i untie myself and then i put both they feet on my joint. anyway my shit come out. now i know this don't sound like an l yet i'm getting there. well at that point the fly one gets up and dims the lights, and continues right out the room. doh. then ol girl is on her knees and i am sitting down so i try to stand put the d in her face see if i can get a blow. she gave me the evil eye. so i continue cause well i'm a man and well. later we on the floor,, i'm on top of her. a car drives by and the lights really light up the room and i get a good view of ol girl naked ewww. then i realize like how far i am off the floor i mean like i was high like the top point of a push-up. my arms werent straght but damn near. needless to say my joint was like hell to to the nizaaw and went limp. i ain't even hesitate i was out like mad quick. and was kinda thankful it was gonna happen.

but after that a few times i had issues with maintaining my erection or getting one on the first try. cause now that shit was on my mind.

  

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moyo
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184. " Taking Sexual Ls part deux"
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this is a quicky just one of them times you think soembody might be into something and they ain't. once with an ex i tried to get all prince. we was sitting on the couch prolly fucked up. layed down with my head on her lap and and she put her hand on my head i proceeded to pull my joint out and masterbate right there she ain't find that shit cute.

  

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Skyezgrrl
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189. "The Lesbian Myth...The Officer takes(deservedly so) an L"
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When the SO and I first started flirting, I was uber confident in my skills, I had my mack mama game down, talkin the talk, walkin the walk, wearin the gear *wink wink* and I talked up mad shyte.

We planned THE night(bad move btw) she was bring sexy clothes with her, to spend the night and after work we were going to my place, the plan was to hit it and quit it. No long term plans just do what it do and stay friendly, curiosity fulfilled (her being a str8 girl and all)

I am not much of a drinker(I like beer but i'm not building tolerance) I must have had 4-5 Stoli-Crans and a little herbal beverage(pre 5-0 days), I hadn't eaten since earlier in the day and then the dorrbell rings. She comes in, i have the candles lit, music on, mentally thinking i'm about to show this str8 grrl something something!

um NO, i'm drunk and fumbling, and the weed is making me drift off into effed up places, I couldn't concentrate and like Luvlee said Lesbos need that attention, sexual ADD will have your ass single and lonely as hell. lol

The SO basically says um stop just lay back- wrong move, she had me relaxed and yes you know it happened, I was out like a light, until I received one of the most painful bites in the histroy of Lesbo love. I thought the Clitty was gone = L

She cussed me out deservedly but luckily she gave me another attempt and well we getting married but it was truly an L which she will bring up from time to time just to make a MF work it (and *ahem* stay awake)

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190. "YO!! I'm rollin...."
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I got sympathy for ya but yo.... hehehehehhheheheeee...


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243. "That was one helluva lesson learned"
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She was beyond pissed, I can LOL today but whew back then I became one humbled MF :/

Now she talks the BS game like yeah str8 grrl knocked your ass out! HaHa got ya bitch!(c) Chapelle

and I can't even front, it was that instant deep sleep.

*hangs head*
but still lol

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292. "alcohol is not good to our people!!!"
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Mash_Comp
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191. "One of ya'll niggas was KeyBored'n but I'm a let it go n/m"
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192. "This is my storyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
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so this one time at band camp...

no really...

This dude had gotten me with all his good talk about head..and how he was gonna eat me raw...We had been out prior...sippin it up at a happy hour..we get back to his place...he takes my clothes off hoist me up..and begins to working...next thing i know..i'm sleep...i wake up fully dressed and dude on the end of the bed play games...*shrugs L...

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193. "i laughed!"
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194. "bigger L"
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i asked for something to eat
hahaha

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198. "you fell asleep??? wow."
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199. "i was dronk"
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...

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202. "aw man lol"
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so you don't even know what happened huh?
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205. "from the point of his mouth being on me"
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to the fully clothed nope

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230. "i fell asleep during a blowjob while on E!"
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it was my birthday the year before last and the guy i was dating had spent the whole night w/me and my ppl. the night started at 8pm w/dinner and continued to a bar and later to a club and after to a late night/early morning party at my place. we'd been on E for hours and hours. things finally wound down around 10:00 AM the day after my birthday when i crawled into bed where he'd been sleeping for a couple hours. we got into it and it was feeling GOOOOOOOOD as hell since i was on E and eventually i just laid out and let him work on me. next thing i knew it was late in the afternoon and he was gone. he left me a note in the living room saying he'd had to go to work.

fuck you.

  

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arrojenkins
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195. "the slang yo lmao"
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a hee-hee? i almost fell out the damn chair lol
lets see......

there was this chick who was my sisters friend
she was cool but big
like rotund
but i was drunk flirting so them beer goggles was thick
i was too drunk to fuck that night so i got up in the morning readydanamoufo
i dig around for the cooch and get there after like 2 minutes
she wet than a mug
i took a condom out
and for some unknown reason went to the bathroom to take a whizz first
so im wizzin
and decided to smell my fingers
shit smelt like three day old sweaty balls
i went back in the room on some "well let me get some suckage at least"
dick was broke fam
luckily her phone rang
i jumped up and went to the kitchen and grab a glass of water
ill pulled some "oh man i feel sick i drank too much last night. sorry"
i never forgave my sister for that shit

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200. "Another L from the files"
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This is some fresh out of High School mode so this is hard for me to recollect the entire scope of details but here goes...

So I'm new to the wide-open game of being single and I just got my first car...I used to hang in this spot in PG called Carriage Hill Apartments...right on the DC line...and well, it was a RACK of youngins over there. I met this girl who was cool with my boys...and she had one of them hair flips that covered one of her eyes. I thought it was some fly, trying to be like that nigga from Klymaxx shit (you 80s and 90s niggas know who I'm talkin about).

So this little hair flip thing was hot...and she had a nice little tight 19 year old body and shit..so I'm excited. Take her to The Dungeon (mom's basement) and put on some Guy (this is '91, niggas). So the lights is off and I'm guiding her on my joint...I ain't chew box back then and black girls was not sucking dick in my hood until like Lil Kim came out....so anyway...we into it and doing what we do...and I get the bright idea of turning the light on.

Well money...that hair flip was moved and that nigga eye was COCKED TO THE LEFT HARD AS SHIT LIKE A BIGGIE/BERNIE MAC/TINY LISTER combo and my dick was like that Price Is Right Loser Horn (BADA-BOMP-BA-DOOMMMMP...BLARRRRRRRRR)

I was mad as shit...but I did turn her on all fours and hammered a good nut out...she came too...that was my first time doing that.

But by then, she was all bold and confident that I wasn't repulsed by that eye. I mean that nigga needed a patch like slick rick or something.

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201. "did u see her again after that?"
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204. "but could she really see him is the question."
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ol' wanderin' eye a$$...

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206. "That nigga coulda saw me around the corner standing around it"
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208. "that's just harsh."
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211. "I saw her again...she's since married, got the eye fixed..."
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...and got some cute, normal-eyed chilluns.

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216. "i was unaware that you could fix that."
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somehow i just can't see it.

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257. "I just choked on my sandwhich."
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hahahaha!

props for the honesty dude.

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263. "LMAO @ the Price is Right horn reference!"
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276. "RE: LMAO @ the Price is Right horn reference!"
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Niggas need to know

  

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203. "Sounds like all us fellas have the same L's"
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But sometimes lil fella just does not feel like cooperating......


Many moons ago, met a lil slimmy from my best friends job.....big pretty brown eyes, the T-Boz hair cut, tiny waist which exploded to a nice round rear, she was a problem!!!! She's the reason I love capris to this day......anywho, lil mama takes a liking to the kid, and the feeling is mad mutual, so after some courting and late nights on the phone, we decide we are gonna take it there.....

So here's how it happens.....her lil sis is in a softball tournament one Saturday, and I was in the area, she asked me to stop by. I show my face, and within 10 minutes, she was like, "She's in between games, she doesn't play for another hour, wanna go somewhere?"

So as we hit the motel down the street, she's like, "I gotta hop in the shower, I'm kinda dirty from the softball field." So of course, I'm not trying to pass up the chance to see lil mama bukket nekkid and wet for the first time, so I hop in the shower with her.....some heavy petting and touching, and I feel the schlong waking up and I'm like, I'm ready NOW........I didn't even let her dry off....Get her to the bed and instantly I perceive a problem.....so to play it off, I gets to munchin', and furiously working the joint with the other hand trying to wake the dead. NOTHING. After a while she tells me, "Ok come on, I wanna feel it..." in that seductive voice that usually gets me rock over the phone.....but it's doing nothing right now. I had to fess up.......she gave me that disappointed but understanding "it's okay" look........

Then I get desperate, and ask her to hit me off with some special attention.......she looks me square in the eye, chuckles and says, "I can't even help you there, partner."





You ain't neva seen a nga face so broke.

Had to get dressed and drive away with nothing. Nothing will humble a nga quicker than not having wood to serve to a woman who really wants it......




This story actually has an incredibly happy ending to it, but we're talking about L's right now.

But just FYI, this later became my boo who I ended up serving excellent wood to in various motels, her mom's house, in movie theaters, parks, in the bathroom at a crowded house party, etc, etc for about 3 years........

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209. "This shit right here killed it!"
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>she looks me square in the eye,
>chuckles and says, "I can't even help you there, partner."
>
>You ain't neva seen a nga face so broke.
>

Man, that had to be the most hurtin' ass line to hear.


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210. "isn't there a word for that?"
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when you can't maintain an erection?
ummm
i can't think of it.
IMPOTENCE!!!!!!!!!

  

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MistaGoodBar
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213. "Iono if was that.....I was nervous as f*ck though"
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Those first times are nervewrecking.....a magical courtship can do that, cuz it can instantly be scrapped if the xes isn't off the hook or even good the first time.....or in this case, doesn't even happen....

I've learned that about myself though....that first time is a killer for me usually....I'm nervous, worried about making a good impression, the whole nine.......it was like that with my wife the first time we did it when we were dating......once I relaxed, I was straight...

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215. "actually, all jokes aside"
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my husband was the same way, but he was a virgin.

  

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258. "Don't say that"
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never say the "I" word

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214. "wow...sounds like SHE took the "L" on that one."
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MistaGoodBar
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218. "It sure didn't feel like it.......my swagger was GONE"
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Can't really be charming and flirtatious if you haven't backed it up w/some good friction...

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219. "well if she woulda done what you asked..."
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to me that means she wasn't ready. Ain't no way I'm that into you and when you ask me for a lil help I say no. Come, the phuck, on.
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MistaGoodBar
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229. "True"
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0NE L0VE
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264. "RE: Sounds like all us fellas have the same L's"
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Truer words have never been spoken.

>Nothing will humble a nga quicker than not having wood to serve to >a woman who really wants it......

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Donn L
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212. "RE: Real Talk On: Taking Sexual Ls"
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4 later

  

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220. "i mean i could write a book...."
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i was working @ the Cicuit City in Union Square & this gal named Fericia was cold sweating me for like 3 months

i worked in Audio with the rest of the cool cats & our patriarch was a dude named Russel

he dj'd, would throw parties @ his crib with concoctions called "the Dragon" & other shit

so Fericia & I became friends, but i wasn't really feeling the sex shit

well because she had a "scent" about her that didn't seem quite right, sorta sour...

so she enlists Russel & the rest of audio to holler @ the kid

for a good strong week, i was getting the left, right, 1, 2 punch from everyone to just holla @ her on the strength that she was smitten...

well, that weekend Russel was throwing a party in BK...i went wit my cousin Will, got drunk off the concoction...

she's all hype up on me, rolling a niggaz blunts & getting mo' drink, but not getting as twisted as I


Russel talks me into going to her crib with that ol' okie doke "you gonna let her go home by herself dawg?"

my cuzzo gives the green light 2, cuz of how fat her ass was...

well i get there & i'm just peeping her lonely ass crib out...1 bedroom, no couch, no table...she got a baby girl, but the girls not @ home

all my suspicions are peeked...

so we in the bedroom, kissing & whatnot, i take her pants off on some hungry man steez & dat sour smell just kinda whips my nostrils...

i got a little dizzy & said "oh hold up, i gotta use the bathroom"

went to the bathroom...& her bathroom smelled like sour puss

I WAS THINKING OH HELL MOFO NO!!!

wtf did i get myself into!

i tried to contemplate how to get out of the situation, cuz i'm not a mean dude, & i got the pants off & gave all the signs, that i was gonna beat, so i can't just walk away, or creep out the mofo, cuz i'm not that kinda dude

& i work with ol' girl, so i'ma see her 2morrow

i walk back in...hang my head & just go to work, like a good soldier

yes i ate the sour puss...

: /

but she had some long ass pussy lips, shit'z were like wings

after she comes, she's like "WHERE did you learn how to do that?!?!"

i shrug & put the prophylactic on

but in my head i'm like "no nigga ate your shit like dat b4 because the nigga prolly wasn't holding his breath"

the whole time i was holding my mofo breath & sneaking lil' breaths in every once in a while

straight David Blaine steez

funny thing was, the pussy ain't stink that much when her juices started flowing...

so i beat it, say i gotta bounce, she's pulling on me to stay...

i just get dressed & take off

nigga had his draws on the ankle just in case i had to gun...

i went home smelling like her

: /

just sniffing myself trying hard not to believe that someone could smell like that

L's all the fuck around

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223. "eeeeeew"
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228. "god damn."
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fuck you.

  

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MistaGoodBar
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231. "Smells are intolerable. Period"
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232. "PS (addendum) continuing on... - i went to the doctor soon after..."
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LOL

ain't have nothing

but...........all the female managers began to get complaints about her scent

so the one manager i had a crush on that was my homegirl, but wouldn't fuck with me because of the L i took...

came up to me & asked me if i could talk to ol' girl about her scent

so i had to take ol' girl into the back of the warehouse & break it to her gently

saddest thing i ever had to do

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298. "naw son...how ya'll miss THIS??^^^^^^..."
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that's the most fucked up two parter i've ever heard....i ALWAYS think "somebody gotta tell her" when i know a woman's puss is smelly, but i'm always happy it won't be ME that's gotta tell her....


she prolly looked like Droopy after that P(rivate)SA

smelly puss is THE WORST....i told one chick i hated eatin puss cause she smelled so bad....

WASH YO ASS!!- martin

"yes, sometimes my rhymes are sexist, but you lovely bitches and hos should know i'm tryin to correct it"- hiphopopotamus

  

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233. "*gives standing o*"
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amazing yo. wow.

no conundrum, your bars straight hum-drum
young cocoa butter, something like an old tum-tum
a blocka blocka like grandfather mori tanaka
tatonka, chief rocka © heems

  

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260. "but but who tole you to eat it though?!?!? ole overacheiving negro."
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lol @ david blaine

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0NE L0VE
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265. "That's what I'm saying"
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Why not just hit it? That's not as big an L as eating it.

Ewwwww!

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0NE L0VE
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266. "So how did you tell her?"
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What was her reaction?

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267. "wow. nm"
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you a lame so your dame playing mind games/im a pimp so i stay in that mindframe - lil flipper

  

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MistaGoodBar
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222. "This one even cracks me up......check it"
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Summer of 94...... my roommate and I are living in a CRAPPY apartment complex.....two cousins move in directly across from us, so we spark conversation one night sitting while outside chiefing....two lil hoodrats, not even 5's, but we were both batting zeros with the ladies, and at that point puddy was puddy, feel me? Kinda catch a spark with one of them, come to find out she had JUST got released from prison, had done 5 years for some assault or something. That instantly turned me on, as she entertained me with wild tales of lesbianism behind bars.....this chick really had no ladylike mannerisms, she was just real hood and real straight forward.....I mean, we had just met about 2 hours earlier and she told me that she really was ready for some dyck.......I offered my services, and she said, "I can't today, because we just met, but I might tomorrow.....what time do you get off?" (this made no sense to me either, but I didn't care at this point) I was off the next day, so I told her to just come through whenever she wanted.....

Now remember, this was in the summer, like around July, and I hadn't had any since like, February, so it goes without saying, the kid was beyond hard up.....

She knocks on the door, comes through, I had the protection laying on the bed, as there was no need to be subtle with this chick....her first comment was "We gonna do this or what?" I'm like, "Fa sho".....she gets nekkid, I join her, and she climbs up to straddle me.......Son, it had been so long since I'd felt female flesh, that when those D cups grazed my torso, I instantly erupted right there inside the Magnum, and she hadn't even reached for the joint yet.....

It doesn't stop there.....she's like, "What happened?" I'm like, yo this condom just busted.......she's like, "Nah, YOU busted!!!" I couldn't do anything but laugh it off.......went in the bathroom, washed off, went back for another try.....Dude, we're doggying it, and I'm about 5 strokes into it, and it was game over!!! She was mad then a muhfuh........I couldn't do nothing but laugh, heck, I got mine.....

2 weeks later I walk in the house, and she's mic checking my roommate on the living room couch.....I just said whassup, walked by like it was nothing, grabbed a snapple out of the frig, and plopped down on the other end of the couch and watched tv while she finished.......

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225. "that story was pretty hilarious."
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i remember when i lost my mind,
there was something so pleasant about that place.

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242. "Yeah, your new name is Larry...."
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4/4.. Tanya Morgan... Moonlighting..Cop That shit...4/4.. Tanya Morgan... Moonlighting..Cop That shit...4/4.. Tanya Morgan... Moonlighting..Cop That shit...4/4.. Tanya Morgan... Moonlighting..Cop That shit...4/4.. Tanya Morga

  

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252. "comedy"
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224. "lets see... oh yeah. I passed out on a dude once"
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About 10 years ago

He's hitting it from the back, and at the time he was the biggest I'd ever been with. So, he's extra prolific with the baritone dirty talk "yeah baby take this dick... TAKE IT" and... I'm like taking it, right? But Foolio decides that he wants me to get a full visual.

He gets up off the bed and puts a mirror under us so I can see. Then he starts back with the talk "YOU SEE YOURSELF TAKING THIS DICK GIRL?!!" and between the hot ass Barry White breaf on my ear, the alternating ass slapping and clit rubbing, and me actually looking down in the mirror at that shit? I couldn't take it no more. I remember looking up at the ceiling... Then I blacked out. I had never seen anything like that before, it was a little too much.

I woke up to that nigga wearing my bathrobe dancing around like "yeah I got you!"

And he did... I ain't gonna even front

~!~

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MistaGoodBar
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234. "This dude is my hero."
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Mash_Comp
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235. "Word, yo...I knocked someone out before too...so I cld relate"
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SoWhat
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227. "Sunday in the Park w/HT"
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i live a block away from the Lake here in Chicago and on Sundays when the weather is warm there's all sorts of folks out and about rollerskating, biking, playing ball, swimming, etc. i dunno if it's my neighborhood or what...actually it probably is...but there's also a ton of cruising going on, especially on Sundays. it's a hot bed of man-sex action. in some parts of the park dudes actually get it on right there w/each other but in most parts there's just cruising and ppl go hook it up elsewhere. i discovered all of this on accident, i swear i was just out to read a book 1 Sunday when i noticed this G.I. Joe lookalike all up in my grill. he was on a bike and i was laid out on some grass reading. he rolled up near me, got off his bike, and sat in the grass. i denied denied denied his interest b/c i was/am stupid. we ended up speaking after he followed me out of the park on his bike but by that time he didn't have time to do anything.

fast-forward about 3 weeks later and i'm back out at the Lake making my way home from the gym. i ran into him again and this time we set up a meeting at my apartment about 3 blocks away. he was in the mood to speak the language of fellatio and i was down but asked him to give me about 20 minutes to get ready since i'd just left the gym. he called me 20 minutes later to say he was on his way but he was waiting for someone. he then asked if it would be okay if he brought the guest w/him. a red flag went up but i was horny and determined so i ignored it. i asked if the guest was hot and GI Joe told me he was. he described the guy as a muscular, toned Brother about my height. sounded good so i said 'yeah'. more red flags but i went w/it. they arrived a few minutes later and while we sat on my couch in my living room GI Joe got things rolling by disrobing. i followed suit as did the other guy who turned out to be quite the 'butter face' which turned me off. the guest started speaking fellatio to GI Joe and GI Joe was speaking it to me. it was pretty hot. so in the middle of it GI Joe got up to take a quick shower so the Brother and i just sat there for a couple minutes. Joe came back and we resumed. mind you at this point i'd got maybe 30 seconds of head action and that's it. when we started again i was working on the guest in an effort to be polite and the guest was tossing GI Joe's salad and the next thing i knew GI Joe was grunting that point-of-no-return grunt. i was thinking about my brand-new couch...luckily he got up and shot his shot into his hand and dripped a bit on my carpet. no problem. he used the towel i gave him for the shower to wipe up, got dressed and was making his way out. me and the guest just sat there looking at each other confused...we could each see the L stamped on the other's forehead. i got dressed and so did the guest and they both left.

i popped in a VHS to help me finish up and vowed to stay the hell away from the Lake on Sundays.

fuck you.

  

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236. "wow, man...that had to suck"
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247. "you're killing me."
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mistamonotone - taboo
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Illgamesh
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239. "Two guys, and Neither got you off?"
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They might as well just have asked you to watch.

  

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Illgamesh
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237. "First time getting head"
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Dugout of the highschool baseball field. She lays me down, puts the joint in her mouth, my young, nerdy self is saying "I can't believe it, this is awesome!" and I'm just enjoying the ride.

After a few minutes, she says "tell me when you're ready."

I'm thinking she means "hurry up and cum."

So I push, and bust in her mouth.

Young, nerdy her wanted to know when I was ready so that I didn't cum in her mouth.

She was not pleased, and it was a while till we got to try that again.

L!

  

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MistaGoodBar
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238. "How is this an L for you?"
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MrThomas43423
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240. "HE IS THE WINNAH!"
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----------------------------------------------
i remember when i lost my mind,
there was something so pleasant about that place.

not compassionate....only polite.

  

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Illgamesh
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241. "She wasn't down to do it again for a while"
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Also, that was the end of the fun for that day. I wanted to get her some, as well.

  

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BarTek
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246. "Mash, you are the GD king as far as I'm concerned..."
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Great posting Bruce!!

@}-,-`-

He looks determined without being ruthless
Something heroic in this man, there's a courage about him
Doesn't look like a killer
Comes across so calm, acts like he has a dream
Full of passion

  

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spenzalii
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249. "My worst 'L'"
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I had known this woman for years, and had been hitting it every way under the son. We tried teh couple thing, but that ended within 9 months. Common sense would have said to leave her be, but when the sex is good, you manage to find something in common.

By the strangest set of events, this other girl that I was fucking (quit well) ended up being her roommate. This made having sex with either of them extremely tricky. Now being open minded (and knowing my ex) I figured at some point they would be fucking each other. No problem as long as I can get some at the same time. Under a haze of weed and alcohol we had made it happen before, to great success. Nothing like busting one in one girls mouth while th eother licks the nuts. Amazing, fam.

In any case, when I get the call one evening to come thru since they were just chilling at home, I figured what was up. So I head over there, Mr. Happy getting harder the closer I get to the building. As I walk in and make my way to the third floor, I keep hearing this odd noise that vaguely sounded like a moaning cat that kept getting louder the closer I got to her door. So I walk in, drop my bag on the floor and go to the bedroom, where the sounds are coming from.

My ex is face down in the other girls crotch going to town lik ethe cure for cancer could be found in the pussy juice. Meanwhile, homegirl is moaning and writhing like she's trying out for the next WCP tape. Now, having had the menage trois before, this should not have surprised me, since I can only fuck one person at a time. However, in that situation I was already drunk and not paying much attention to that. This time I walked in clean and sober. Maybe I was shocked by the live show. Maybe my ego was a bit bruised by all the noise the other girl was making (because I didn't quite get the same reaction). Either way, my brain was like 'This isn't gonna work homie'. My dick was like 'You damn right this isn't gonna work, this isn't what I signed up for. I'm OUT!'

So while they're going at it, I get the bottle of Stoli Vanil she had in the closet, take a hard swill and go back downstairs. Now I'm on the steps looking like Sisqo in that damn video. I can't believe I witnessed that shit. After a few more pulls on the 5th, I can't believe I walked out on that shit either. So I go back upstairs determined to make something happen. I walk back in and try to put my tongue in the alailable box, thinking it's a start. My dick isn't impressed, and contunues his boycott. 10 seconds in, my brain does the same thing again. I end up polishing off 1/2 that damn bottle in 10 minutes. Of course, warm vodka on an empty stomach = calling earl in her bathroom. Just before I started my bout of throwing up, they ended their schenanigans and went to their own bedrooms.

The next day, while I'm hung over, my ex asked why I didn't join them. I couldn't come up with a good answer.

<-- Dave Thomas knows what's up...
__________________________

Jay: Look here homie, any nigga can get a hit record. This here is about respect.
Game: Like Gladys Knight.
Jay: Aretha Franklin.
Game: Word, I like her too.
Jay: Nigga...

  

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WuGambina
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250. "wowzers"
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<--In honar of Mother's Day

  

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259. "my homegirl caught an L for getting too drunk"
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and missing an "exhibition" at a house party. we still clown her to this day for that and it was 2 years ago. it was just THAT good.

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SirLau
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251. "RE: Real Talk On: Taking Sexual Ls"
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There were some classic stories in here. I got a tremendous L, that I'd be embarassed to tell if the shit wasn't so funny.

I was working in retail at a music store and this slim chick with locks walked in. I had seen this chick about two weeks earlier at a poetry spot, and she had on these little hip huggers with her tight ass stomach showing. But she bounced before I could talk to her that night.

Anyway, this day we exchanged numbers, and I got her over to the crib. The chick told me she was a lesbian up front but being the young arrogant dude that I was I figured if she was coming over I had a shot.

So I pick her up and she wants to stop and get something to drink, so we did that. We at the crib, she starts drinking her beer and smoking her weed (i neither smoke nor drink), so I ask her if I can eat her pussy. Once again the youthful arrogance making me think my pussy eating skills will just blow this chick away and I'd be able to smash.

She agrees to let me eat the pussy, so I start doing my thing. Few minutes pass, no response. I try some other shit with my tongue, ten minutes, no response. Fifteen minutes, she picks up her unfinished joint, and starts smokin it while I'm eating the pussy. So I stop and just look at her, just embarassed as fuck.

She finishes her joint and then tells me getting her pussy eaten does nothing for her. So she then instructs me how to make her cum by fingering her ass and pussy at the same time.

I told my boys that day cause the shit was just so crazy...

On a side note, a few years later, I ended up getting with her little sister (unbeknownst to me), and almost got into a fight with her big ass 6'8 300lb boyfriend who happened to be in the neighborhood when I was at the crib. That woulda been an L on a whole notha level...

  

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Sarah OToole
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253. "Three for ya!"
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Tue May-09-06 05:47 PM by Sarah OToole

          

1) Dirty talk gone wrong (I'm too emabarrassed to even repeat it).
2) Farting (loudly) in the middle of sex.
3) The sink falling off the bathroom wall (while we were on top grinding away).

LOL

  

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spenzalii
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256. "See, I've had towel racks, shower curtain bars"
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and a headboard fall, but the sink?

That's not an L, that's an accomplishment

<-- Dave Thomas knows what's up...
__________________________

Jay: Look here homie, any nigga can get a hit record. This here is about respect.
Game: Like Gladys Knight.
Jay: Aretha Franklin.
Game: Word, I like her too.
Jay: Nigga...

  

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Sarah OToole
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277. "The L was when his dad had to put it back on the wall..."
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...and guessed what brought it down (we were only quite young and he was still living at home).

Shit, we really tried to lie our way out of it. LMAO

AND then his brother worked it out and told all our friends!!!

  

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Shaboonkashae
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288. "i did the farting one b4"
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he still wont let me live that down


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This is just my interpretation of the situation- Andre 3000

  

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Sarah OToole
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293. "LOL"
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We both just stopped dead.... then burst out laughing!

  

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bski
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254. "ARCHIVE!"
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Cop the Disc!
www.cdbaby.com/livesociety


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http://www.myspace.com/livesociety

  

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Coatesvillain
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261. "This must happen a lot.."
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Was hooking up with this girl, she was really feeling me. We talked for a while, I knew it was on. I drove like an hour to get there. It was her idea to get a hotel, so we get Wawa and she pays. We get to the hotel, sit around and watch some TV.

Eventually I make a move, we start kissing and she feels the bulge. Things progress, and I'm all happy as she's giving blessings. Then she says she's on her period. I was on some "I ain't come this far, to only have a Wawa hoagie" tip (I didn't say that though lol). So everything went on, and I was stroking.. it was going well..

And well, you know that sound on Mario Brothers where you know the star power is running out? That was my man. She wondered what was wrong, and I really had no clue.

Another time with this girl, and the same deal happened.. and she was asking what I wanted her to do.

So two L's with the same girl. She paid for food and the hotel room both times though, I guess it wasn't a complete loss.

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"Andy justifies my hate."
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Donn L
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262. "right after graduating HS"
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this girl that lived down the street from me came over to the house. we had been friends since 8th grade when i moved into the neighborhood. she was fine as hell and her body was dead ready. anyway i used to feel on the ass when we was little...she'd hit me, nothing major. as we got older i tried to hit a few times. she always shot me down.

after grad. she comes to the house to talk. we're tallking and she is giving me the look. so i go in for a kiss and she gets all into it. real passionate, real real passionate. she woulda let me hit on the couch with parents upstairs.

so i'm like we gotta go parking or something. i run upstairs and only had one condom. we leave in her mom's car and go to a park up the street. get in the back seat, didnt roll the windows down and its summer. we kissing and undressing each other, she is all into it...like she is about to cum at any minute...dripping wet, calling my name, grinding on me.

i cant get hard for shit. we keep grinding and stuff...getting all sweaty cuz windows up and its summer. after forever, i finally get up enought to get the condom on. she on top, 1 stroke...i'm hard all the way. 2 strokes...i'm done.

never got another chance to redeem myself.

  

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CountryRapTunes
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268. "LMAO"
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Might wanna have kept that to yourself

LMAO

  

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0NE L0VE
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270. "Dayum"
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It's worse when you don't get a chance to prove yourself.

_____________________________
"If you had any idea who I was, or what I've done in the past, you'd know that i'm not bluffing."
-Jack fukking Bauer


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0NE L0VE
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271. "I was hesitant to post mine"
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But here goes:

I used to bartend at a club a few years ago and exchanged glances w/ a woman on the floor on my way to the bathroom. Later, she came to the bar and passed me a note w/ her number on it. It had her number and address on it and said to call her later. I wondered why her address was on it, but whatever.

So, on my way home I call her. Her son answers (like 3:00 in the am) and he says his mom can't get on the phone because she's deaf. WTF?

Anyway, he tells me that she says to call and come over tomorrow. Cool.

5 minutes later, dude calls back and says come over right now. For a minute, I thought I was being set up to get robbed or something. But dudes think w/ the lil head bigger than the big one.

Anyway, I get over and she's really deaf. I'm hesitant to make a move w/ her kids over but I close the door and make a move. I ask her if she has condoms and she pulls some out. All she had were nonlubricated ones. So I put it on and try to get it in. She's REALLY tight and I'm tryn to get it in. And while I'm tryin', it's starting to feel good. And it's not all the way in.

Then, the unthinkable happens. Yeah, I busted.

Biggest L ever.

_____________________________
"If you had any idea who I was, or what I've done in the past, you'd know that i'm not bluffing."
-Jack fukking Bauer


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cheebspacecowgirl
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274. "once i had a guy bust before he even got in."
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so don't feel bad.
you don't suck that much

  

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0NE L0VE
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287. "How do you bust before you get in?"
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And it's not you "don't" suck.

It's you didn't suck. As in past tense. That will never happen again.

Seriously, I don't know what happened that night.

>so don't feel bad.
>you don't suck that much

_____________________________
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CrashBandiGook
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273. "OKP Greatness"
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i applaud this post and i applaud you all.
you're all winners in my book. *chuck norris thumbs up*

Lurk No More...

  

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Mash_Comp
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278. "Sexual L part III"
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I mean it's not so much an L as it's just funny.

So me and my lady is chillin', watching each other...then we gets to messing around...she doing me a solid and doing all these fancy tricks and got me all hoopin' and hollerin'..teasing me up really decent. So I'm all ready to go and she gets on top and I mean given the visuals and how charged up I am, I kept tryin to stave off the nut...but it was just not gonna go down...and well I was like "hurry up get up i'm about to cum"...and money, I came like mt vesuvius out this piece...ALL in my face, my hair, my shoulder, the couch, the wall behind me...it shot OVER my head at one point. It was one of them good 18 spurt joints.

I hope she was impressed.

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spenzalii
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280. "Channeling Peter North, I take it?"
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In YOUR hair? Damn son...

<-- Dave Thomas knows what's up...
__________________________

Jay: Look here homie, any nigga can get a hit record. This here is about respect.
Game: Like Gladys Knight.
Jay: Aretha Franklin.
Game: Word, I like her too.
Jay: Nigga...

  

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Mash_Comp
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281. "It was horrible, fam. I cold hit off the Norther on myself, B"
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RaphaelSoulLee
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279. "RE: Real Talk On: Taking Sexual Ls"
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Mash, your blogs be funny as shit, young!!!

It takes all kinds to make up a world, son. -My pops

I just live for the comments -Da wiz

  

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Mash_Comp
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294. "OK...so I figured out why I don't like big asses"
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I was in school and this girl I used to fool with named Big Butt EDIT (because the InterWeb is wiiiide) and got to getting down.

So I'm on the edge of the bed...and well, before there was Cleo, Cherokee and any other big butt porn starlet..it was EDIT. I mean fam....EDIT had the biggest ass on a smallish woman I've ever seen...and that jount had a gang of HOP and wave. And of course, she ain't really have no titties so I used to turn it over for the jiggle factor.

SO back to the edge of the bed...I got into a stroke rhythm..and one of them ass waves came back on me...knocked me out of her and me JIVE off the bed...i try playing it off so I get up fast and slipped on the condom rapper real good...and I jive hit my dick on the little wooden border jount on the side and lost my wood.

So needless to say, a nigga's jount hurt AND my balls was bleu.

Fucked up.

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295. "so this one time at band camp......"
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.....but no, really.

i'll make this short.

me on top.
i got overzealous.
i went up too far.
he came out.
i came down......HORD-DEN-A-MUG.
it felt like someone had bit off my clitoris.
and he stared at his penis for a long time thinking i had broken it.

******************SIGGY*******************

  

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Mash_Comp
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296. "Fam...thank you for keeping it funky with us"
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bigboy
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297. "*sighs*........The time when"
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In your mind you're ready. But the oscar myer isnt. Yes, its happened before and I know im not the only one.

NIGGAS TALK UP!

  

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Calico
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299. "alotta dudes in here wit stories"
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and women wit excuses why they ain't got one to tell....nah, i'm jus bullshittin...

smelly pussy?? i can chalk them up to "it had been a while and a nigga didn't know no better"

limp?? well like another poster said, it's hard for me to really be in it if i ain't interested, and most of the time i ain't interested...

...anywho...this chick gave me some dome once and i before i knew it i was THERE...i had to concentrate an shit...my knees started wobblin...ususally i like a good DT but shorty was jus suckin the hell outta the head....i NEVER felt the urge to nut that fast...i was fighting that shit off like luke fighting off the dark side...i STILL can't belive that shit cuz it never happened again....but anyway, the force was weak that night and dammit if the dark side didn't hoo-ride all thru my shit...i think i just got overly excited cause she was so dope and it was happenin so fast...other than that i can't explain it...*LOL*

anuddder time a couple weeks ago....i was checkin out a new potential FB...she was riding and i was just fakin...that shit was MAD borin, but she seemed to be lovin it....after a while she finally was ready to bend over...i normally don't like doggy, but that cooch had that kung fu grip and it was OVER...it surprised the hell outta me yo...she SAID she came 3 times, and since i'm highly unattentive and figured "why would she lie and say THREE?" i just figured she was really satisfied...i was ready to file my own BDR and erything....i was gonna give her a better 2nd round, but she started talkin about "the future/ what WE gon do next week, month, tomorrow" i had NO problem gettin up outta there


"yes, sometimes my rhymes are sexist, but you lovely bitches and hos should know i'm tryin to correct it"- hiphopopotamus

  

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303. "there you again...fakin it, lol"
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304. "SON"
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i fake it alot....i feel like if i don't act like she really doin SOMETHIN, her sexual self esteem may lower...

..one time i was so bored i couldn't believe ole girl when she had she came a couple times....i was barely even hard i was so bored yo...

"yes, sometimes my rhymes are sexist, but you lovely bitches and hos should know i'm tryin to correct it"- hiphopopotamus

  

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300. "i went temporarily impotent at 21"
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it was prolly the best summer of my sexlife.

a nigga was depressed, so i reacted by gettin as many jumpoffs on a nigga team as i could. i had me a squad to make it deep into the post-season with.

early on i had got this fly bajan dip to live in my lap. she looked like a scaled down, but still thick, jada fire without the braces. the skirt was short, so her ass was all out on my thigh. i was feelin around and found she was rambo commando, and the pussy was on sautée, cookin in the juices or what not.

pulled out the jammy, but jimmy wasn't tryna play that night. I WAS SO VERY CONCERNED!

it ain't happen once, but twice with ole girl. i'm surprised she fucked around with me the third time.

-30-

Ryan Francis
1987-2006
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IkeMoses
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301. "2 - caught runnin the red light"
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she warned me, "i'm comin off my period."

"whatever, yo. pass the hat."

i hop on in. i'm a fuckin champion. i take it out to switch positions up. i THINK i see red on my raincoat. like somebody smudged a dry-erase marker on my joint.

my stroke lost all of its heart after that.

she was like, "what's wrong?"

i was like, "what's wrong?"

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Ryan Francis
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IkeMoses
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302. "she was clownin"
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"it's safe to take it out now. it's hard."

i was like, "you got jokes, lil nigga" and then did exactly what she said.

she then gave me the pornstar jawbone, but i be gettin my jack on, so i got a lil bit of endurance. when she finishes, i still got my manhood, and we move to the bedroom so i can put a pothole in her lawn.

i'd get into the illest grooves. she'd be THERE. but i'd be CLOSER TO THERE. like finna bust before she got her nut, and i was just not finna give her that satisfaction. she was gonna get an orgasm if it killt me. so after building up to a frenzy, i'd slow the pace to a stop so the dick could recuperate.

i did this like semn dozen times.

"why you keep stoppin?" she asks, "what's wrong?"

"what?! what's wrong witchu?"

haha.

i finally got her to cum yo, and she ain't bust a second too soon, cause i arrived not a moment after her.

she was like, "how cute."

fuck her yo.

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Ryan Francis
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Calico
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305. "HA!"
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she ain't hafta go there in the end yo...that was extra....

only time i feel like she can talk shit is when she really puts it on me...which is rare...

"yes, sometimes my rhymes are sexist, but you lovely bitches and hos should know i'm tryin to correct it"- hiphopopotamus

  

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thegodcam
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306. "ARCHIVE.... THIS THREAD WAS HILARIOUS...."
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i will not let finite disappointment undermine infinite hope
- Cory Booker

Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes, and at the end the Germans always win
- Gary Lineker

  

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311. "LOL @ Bust a hee hee in my draws! You're funny. My Sexual L:"
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Okay, yeah, I'm good in the sack and have all kinda tricks and shit that blows the male mind.

Wait....I need a second to think of one bad sexual experience I had. Hold on..........thinking!

Okay....I really can't think of anything. Hold on....thinking.

Uumm, One time I was sitting on a dudes face, he was playing with my clit making it all juicy and wet, I felt something coming and next thing you know I squirted. He jumped up blowing shit out his nose cause I squirted in one of his nostrils instead of his mouth. Does this count as an L?


<<---I GOT EM

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