doing absolutely nothing. It was one of those social situations: house party, drinks flowing, blah-ze-blah... she (a girl I had known for a minute) hops her nice ass on my lap, and, well, the heat was on like the first part of Beverly Hills Cop... I mean, physically she was everything I was into... so I was immediately at attention. She felt it, didn't say anything about it, was just chillin'... but for some reason the blood was pumping a little too much that night... so I ended up spurting into my Hanes boxers... she gave me that "poor you" tap on the leg then got up and kept it movin'... she left me with sticky draws and a warm Corona.

I refer to that story as my P.E.E. story (Potential Energy Ejaculation)...
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Hey there
Lay there
Won't you take me home?
I'll write your name in a song