so I was in my final year of college and was feeling this dude in one of my philosophy classes....managed to bump into him at McDonalds and it was on. So anyway, he invites me over, he's going to cook and what not. I go over, he cooks, we eat...everything is great. Then he tells me that he hasnt had sex in 2 years...I am like "oh hell to the naw" but fuck it...so all he does is eat me out. This nigga CUMS off eating me out. So i am like "this clown" but he's so good, I keep going over. Anyway, about 2 weeks later, he's ready to give it up...why after 2 years he wanted to give it up to me, I dont know. So anyway, he puts it in and 2 strokes later, he's done. I was so pissed. And everytime we had sex after that, it only lasted a good 30 seconds...he just came so fast. it was a mess.