back in college, Disco had the home made playing, the lights down low and all that...

we start heavy petting and all that shit right? She comes with "I'll be right back..." We all know what THAT means, don't we?

so she comes back to my room and I'm naked as a jaybird. She's fully clothed. on some "uhhh, what are you doing? I just went to used the bathroom. We REALLY need to study now."


I was SOOOOOOO embarrased.


*puts on clothes, picks up Psychology book*