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"OKP Has The Laziest League of Hoe Saving Captains On Earth"
Fri Dec-19-08 01:04 PM by Lardlad95

  

          

Seriously, bitch bitch bitch. That's all you muthafuckas do.

"Oh I'm sad because Sexy McPornstar did a GG scene, I was supposed to go out to california, rescue her, and then drive her back to my mom's basement in my doo-doo brown '75 Dodge Dart so we could live happily ever after watching Dr. Who reruns and eating Easy-Mac!"

Fuck outta here.

That's not what a real captain save-a-hoe does. How are u gonna save someone online? Did you even read the fucking Hoe Saving Manual? Do you know how many actual hoes need saving?

In the short time I've been sexually active/gotten up the courage to talk to a girl without mentioning my 14 point argument on why Lucas was wrong to ban Wookie Jedi from the EU, I've tried to actually save the following girls.

-A crazy poet bitch with daddy issues, promiscuity issues, and an ego so big I technically count our sexual exploits as threesomes.

-A self-hating lite-bright with arrested development

-2 women who were in high school when I was still reading Animorphs and setting up Dystopian Monarchies with my Ninja Turtles

-A rich Nigerian girl with low self esteem

-And currently an Afghani girl who just got out of an abusive relationship, who also seems to thrive on stress and chaos.


That is how you bring honor to the name Save-a-hoe. That is how you put your cape on the line, risking your dignity, friendships, money, and sanity; not by starting up a bunch of fucking posts because your porn wifey decides that she likes money more than having a healthy larnyx.

If you're going to be a Captain Save-a-hoe save some real emotionally, financially, or otherwise unstable women.

Jesus Christ, even for a bunch of herbs you guys are some fucking herbs.




"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

  

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i wonder what buildingblock thinks of this post...if he read it.
Dec 19th 2008
1
i was just about to reply to him, fuck you and your post
Dec 19th 2008
3
^Never ceases to impress me. *golf claps*
Dec 19th 2008
2
sig-worthy performance ol' boy!!!
Dec 19th 2008
4
*applauds*
Dec 19th 2008
5
so you tryin to save 'captain save a hoes'?
Dec 19th 2008
6
Goddamnit. It's like these cats don the cape and cowl and don't even
Dec 19th 2008
11
oh i could point out a few examples that live up to yourn
Dec 19th 2008
7
What's sad is that, it only goes downhill from here.
Dec 19th 2008
8
yeah man.
Dec 19th 2008
9
haha
Dec 19th 2008
10
what do you call a captain save a hoe saver?
Dec 19th 2008
12
This isn't about saving shit. This is about people not having respect
Dec 19th 2008
15
dEs ain't the worst offender.
Dec 19th 2008
187
      damn i ain't catch the second half of that post...shit was sad enough
Dec 19th 2008
189
      THAT SHIT lmaooo
Dec 19th 2008
221
      wow... I TOTALLY MISSED THAT STRIPPER SHIT!! XD
Dec 20th 2008
254
      OKP is sad sometimes...
Dec 20th 2008
256
      oh my. that poast was classical. shit was SIMPly amazing. nm
Dec 20th 2008
301
      you're not serious. That didn't happen. You just made it up.
Dec 20th 2008
321
           sadly... it did.
Dec 21st 2008
344
It's such a thankless job, isnt it?
Dec 19th 2008
13
Would it be wrong to point out how you went from porn stars
Dec 19th 2008
14
yes it would be...he's saving them...not caring about them
Dec 19th 2008
18
^^^^Gets it. Also read reply #21
Dec 19th 2008
23
let's not start respecting women or anything.
Dec 19th 2008
20
You clearly aren't familiar with the term captain save-a-hoe
Dec 19th 2008
21
Some men have bad taste in women.
Dec 19th 2008
24
And some women aren't capable of running their own lives.
Dec 19th 2008
29
      true enough, but that's not your problem to fix
Dec 19th 2008
40
      We don't fix, we facilitate the fixing process. Read reply #45
Dec 19th 2008
48
      They both have something in common, though.
Dec 19th 2008
223
deep... I think
Dec 19th 2008
26
RE: no, actually this is the best post he's ever made.
Dec 19th 2008
27
Not even necessarily deep, just plain true.
Dec 19th 2008
30
^^^ flippethed scripteth, and putteth the Y on the Iron. nm
Dec 19th 2008
44
sig stat!
Dec 19th 2008
46
you are too good for this place, boo
Dec 19th 2008
70
The Youth will lead us!
Dec 20th 2008
323
Take this shit to activist nm
Dec 20th 2008
262
lmfao...powerful poasting
Dec 19th 2008
16
words words words
Dec 19th 2008
17
lol
Dec 19th 2008
19
LMAO @
Dec 19th 2008
22
i expect to see that in someone's sig block...
Dec 19th 2008
34
      forreal....lol
Dec 19th 2008
53
two thumbs up
Dec 19th 2008
25
wait. you actually laugh? at jokes? hell dry witty satire???!!!
Dec 19th 2008
28
this is hilarious on so many levels
Dec 19th 2008
31
He ain't say nothing about falling in love.
Dec 19th 2008
229
this is phenomenal poasting, b.
Dec 19th 2008
32
RE: this is phenomenal poasting, b.
Dec 19th 2008
35
      in GD? i been busy. preparing to go to china again. : - /
Dec 19th 2008
47
           RE: in GD? i been busy. preparing to go to china again. : - /
Dec 19th 2008
50
                oh. now i seent it. ock was on backpedal status, tho, so i lef it alone.
Dec 19th 2008
167
excellent posting... lol n/m
Dec 19th 2008
33
raise your hand if you read this more than once
Dec 19th 2008
36
he's growing up quite nicely
Dec 19th 2008
73
How are a bunch of herbs going to save anyone?
Dec 19th 2008
37
pot calling kettle...BLACK
Dec 19th 2008
41
The job is the journey, not the destination. We are tasked with doing
Dec 19th 2008
45
      shit.
Dec 19th 2008
49
      damn
Dec 19th 2008
79
      .....muthafuckaaaa (c. D'Angelo)
Dec 19th 2008
109
      this nigga said "also some light typing"
Dec 19th 2008
188
      holy shit. awesome.
Dec 19th 2008
61
      Amen!
Dec 19th 2008
72
      O_o i think I think I think I was SAVED oh knowse!!!
Dec 19th 2008
74
      why the hell should we do all that though???
Dec 19th 2008
75
      being a relationship cripple != not being able to take care of oneself
Dec 19th 2008
95
      well shit.
Dec 19th 2008
78
      HaHaHa
Dec 19th 2008
87
      what do you call women who do this?
Dec 19th 2008
98
      captain save a thug.
Dec 19th 2008
101
      close enough. i don't attract thugs but it'll do
Dec 19th 2008
106
           you can replace thug with chump, simp, douche, punk, etc.
Dec 19th 2008
114
                cap'tn save a simp
Dec 19th 2008
116
      starter wife/gf
Dec 19th 2008
108
      perfect!
Dec 19th 2008
111
      The one that got away...
Dec 21st 2008
346
      i dunno why, but i love this part the most:
Dec 19th 2008
105
      Yes. Me too.
Dec 19th 2008
120
      thirded
Dec 19th 2008
134
           fourf
Dec 19th 2008
215
                FIF
Dec 20th 2008
258
      cosign. that fucked me up.
Dec 19th 2008
164
      Amen... I mean - "A lady". (c) simp 3000
Dec 19th 2008
144
      ^^^ and GD was amazed at his doctrine.
Dec 19th 2008
162
      my nigga
Dec 20th 2008
322
http://marvin.hb0da.org/~beavis/archive/files/roflbrothel.gif
Dec 19th 2008
38
Hahaaha!
Dec 19th 2008
81
brilliant
Dec 19th 2008
90
i liked you better when you were all into the simpsons
Dec 19th 2008
39
I'll refer you to Milhouse's brilliant performance in Simpsons episode
Dec 19th 2008
56
      lol!!! *Swoons* i love it when you talk nerdy to me : P ha ha ...
Dec 19th 2008
58
      oh my god. why are you right. lol. damn.
Dec 19th 2008
83
      You talking about Nelson's "I can save him"?
Dec 19th 2008
122
      That whole episode is chock-full-o' Cap'n save-a-hoe/save-a-thug moments
Dec 19th 2008
126
           i was so mad at lisa for honestly thinking she could change nelson.
Dec 19th 2008
140
                she learned young be mad at the grown women that still do this
Dec 19th 2008
150
      wrong, WRONG! (c) Charlie Murphy
Dec 19th 2008
132
      Milhouse tried to save her, She tried to save Nelson. Shit is complex
Dec 19th 2008
143
           She learned from her mother. Marge is the biggest enabler of all.
Dec 19th 2008
146
           HE'S A WHOLE NEW PERSON, LISA (c) Marge
Dec 19th 2008
149
           /_\
Dec 19th 2008
151
      see this is the full circle-ness that is Lardlad
Dec 20th 2008
310
haha excellent
Dec 19th 2008
42
*Goes "Hwaaaaaaa!" like Howard Dean*
Dec 19th 2008
43
this post is phumomumal, son.
Dec 19th 2008
51
RE: OKP Has The Laziest League of Hoe Saving Captains On Earth
Dec 19th 2008
52
Older women have a dude feeling like Bill Withers and shit.
Dec 19th 2008
55
      dude
Dec 19th 2008
119
Archive request #1!!!
Dec 19th 2008
54
*#2* if for reply 45 alone
Dec 19th 2008
62
#3 ...lol...forreal
Dec 19th 2008
68
      ^#4
Dec 19th 2008
69
           *Pleads Fizziiiiith!!!*
Dec 19th 2008
76
                6th
Dec 19th 2008
82
mayne, archive off the strength of the title ALONE. let alone the jewels...
Dec 19th 2008
80
nigga the title was the clincher
Dec 19th 2008
89
      i mean lets analyze this shit, shall we:
Dec 20th 2008
303
           Hoe Saving Captains is really what made it stand out
Dec 20th 2008
320
7th
Dec 19th 2008
152
8th! dude dropped a well of knowledge in this post
Dec 19th 2008
174
      9th Wonder
Dec 19th 2008
216
           10th
Dec 20th 2008
249
:D
Dec 19th 2008
57
LMAO
Dec 19th 2008
59
lol! nicely done
Dec 19th 2008
60
I love this kid.
Dec 19th 2008
63
it takes a whole msg board to raise a child. i'm proud as hell. nm
Dec 19th 2008
67
      lol nm
Dec 20th 2008
281
      lol
Dec 20th 2008
324
true.
Dec 19th 2008
64
:0* The kid still loves ya.
Dec 19th 2008
66
LMAO @ this too...u making sense in this post
Dec 19th 2008
65
wait, wookies can't be jedi?
Dec 19th 2008
71
this is the most compelling part of this whole post to me
Dec 19th 2008
77
maybe it's because they don't speak basic
Dec 19th 2008
88
u guys are fuckin retards
Dec 19th 2008
97
lmao
Dec 19th 2008
197
They better pretend to be fooled, otherwise it's arm ripping time.
Dec 19th 2008
205
Why did I go and make the sound out loud?
Dec 20th 2008
259
i JUST read this. even the alleys in this poast are funny. lol.
Dec 21st 2008
350
First they killed Chewie, now this shit. Lucas been fucking up, but damn
Dec 19th 2008
104
      they killed chewbacca?!?
Dec 19th 2008
112
      A lot of the post Jedi stuff is dope...particularly the Legacy comics an...
Dec 19th 2008
115
      does he at least show up again as a hairy, unintelligible hologram?
Dec 19th 2008
117
      Nope, they built him a monument on Kashyyyk though...
Dec 19th 2008
128
           Kashyyyk? is that the Lost Planet of R&B Producers an shit?
Dec 21st 2008
349
      have you read any of the Darth Bane joints?
Dec 19th 2008
129
           Homeboy said Sirak practiced Vapaad...FUCKING Vapaad almost 1000
Dec 19th 2008
142
           those two Bane books are FIYAH
Dec 20th 2008
315
                I wish dude had worked on some of the Legacy Books. He works
Dec 21st 2008
343
      RE: they killed chewbacca?!?
Dec 19th 2008
118
      KILLED CHEWIE?!?!? **pays tab.....leaves abruptly**
Dec 20th 2008
265
           yeah...but dude went out like a G. It took a whole moon to kill him.
Dec 20th 2008
272
yeah i didn't know either
Dec 19th 2008
124
      To be fair it wasn't the Jedi, in Universe there are Wookie jedi...but
Dec 19th 2008
180
now THIS is how you post.
Dec 19th 2008
84
Everybody get your replies in, because this is getting archived
Dec 19th 2008
85
*crack*=sound of the bat hitting the ball out of Wrigley Field.
Dec 19th 2008
99
      : )~ cause I'm a cubs fan
Dec 19th 2008
203
      *hears more crack from opposing team that smacks Cubs outta playoffs*
Dec 20th 2008
264
welp, this was great.
Dec 19th 2008
86
Here, Here
Dec 19th 2008
91
this post is like watchin your fav player...
Dec 19th 2008
92
I honestly disagree with all of this good intentioned hoe stuff...
Dec 19th 2008
93
spoken like a true man who is never the next man...
Dec 19th 2008
96
are you still mad homie? get over it.
Dec 19th 2008
201
dude this is like questioning why castes in india clean septic tanks
Dec 19th 2008
100
      That's life (c) Chairman of the Board
Dec 19th 2008
107
      its tragic that starter gfs and cap'ns don't get together
Dec 19th 2008
113
      Dude, who's going to hold the other half of the world together
Dec 19th 2008
           *
Dec 19th 2008
156
           i woulda said the other 85% (i think the hoe savers and starter wizs
Dec 19th 2008
161
           lol that was hilarious...
Dec 19th 2008
200
           Maaaaaaan.....
Dec 19th 2008
207
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dec 19th 2008
135
      i suppose im mad cause i used to be this guy...
Dec 19th 2008
204
           we all have...lol @ u thinkin im mad
Dec 19th 2008
236
You've inspired me.
Dec 19th 2008
94
^^^^^Why we all got in to the game in the first place
Dec 19th 2008
110
i was here. n/m
Dec 19th 2008
102
I Was Here
Dec 19th 2008
103
Christ on a crutch, this is awesome.
Dec 19th 2008
121
simply amazing
Dec 19th 2008
123
Randy
Dec 19th 2008
125
Every few hours I'll remember that shit and just start chuckling.
Dec 19th 2008
148
      I never sent that email to Christian Slater's agent
Dec 20th 2008
274
           I just wish I could be there for the conversation dude had with his wife
Dec 20th 2008
276
RE: OKP Has The Laziest League of Hoe Saving Captains On Earth
Dec 19th 2008
127
greatness.
Dec 19th 2008
130
"I say it's just nature takin' it's course" (c)Phonte
Dec 19th 2008
136
don't ever leave GD, ok?
Dec 19th 2008
131
*applause*
Dec 19th 2008
133
why u stealing des's thunder though n/m
Dec 19th 2008
137
Dude is my Al Downing...it ain't personal. But someone had to throw
Dec 19th 2008
153
post of the year.
Dec 19th 2008
138
The New "Hoe Saving Manual"... On sale for $9.95
Dec 19th 2008
139
all kindsa simpsons and star wars nerdery on side bar with this post
Dec 19th 2008
141
as a fellow simpsons bamma,
Dec 19th 2008
147
I have no clue what the hell is being applauded
Dec 19th 2008
145
oh my god. this post is the greatest
Dec 19th 2008
154
...and a child shall lead them.Matthew 18:1-4 nm
Dec 19th 2008
155
desus, poetx, somebody, knight this kid
Dec 19th 2008
157
he already done pullt the soard out the stone!
Dec 19th 2008
170
      hope he doesn't poke an eye out
Dec 19th 2008
183
      LOL
Dec 19th 2008
208
      Unka Bin says: he's Neo. the Chosen One.
Dec 19th 2008
218
      he put the 'HO' in cHOsen.
Dec 19th 2008
235
      the SOARD tho.
Dec 20th 2008
260
it's the man's version of a woman trying to change a man...
Dec 19th 2008
158
let 'em know, son. lmao.
Dec 19th 2008
159
Very interesting..
Dec 19th 2008
160
he's already light years ahead of u.
Dec 19th 2008
165
      In what terms? I'm confused here. I thought this was a joke post
Dec 19th 2008
168
      How you figure?
Dec 19th 2008
172
           declaration of war? you're not that important.
Dec 19th 2008
199
                damn...this was a bit mean over nothing
Dec 19th 2008
238
                Man,, FUCK THAT BITCH!!
Dec 20th 2008
268
                     *smh* n/m
Dec 20th 2008
269
                          People say all kinda goof ass shit when they feel safe.
Dec 20th 2008
326
                               Yeah right..lol
Dec 21st 2008
337
                I am not smart huh?
Dec 20th 2008
267
                     *smh* n/m
Dec 20th 2008
270
                     Shake deez NUTS NIGGA!!
Dec 20th 2008
271
                          lol, yall stoopid.
Dec 20th 2008
286
                     I know how to spell "jeopardy" correctly, though.
Dec 20th 2008
327
                          But you still a HOE, so we both know absolute truths!
Dec 20th 2008
328
                               Muthafucka geek down and turn off the TV.
Dec 20th 2008
329
                               Is this you Hector?
Dec 20th 2008
330
                                    The only joke here is you.
Dec 20th 2008
331
                                         WOOO!
Dec 20th 2008
332
                               you're so clever. all u can come up with is to call me a hoe?
Dec 20th 2008
333
                                    How can I be clever if I am stupid according to you?
Dec 21st 2008
335
                                         dude. really.
Dec 21st 2008
341
                                              RE: bitch. really.
Dec 21st 2008
342
the OKP keynote address
Dec 19th 2008
163
Next Week on Flip This Hoeswife, only on A&E (Artistic & Emo)
Dec 19th 2008
166
U might get a pilot out of this idea...and not one of those bullshit VH1
Dec 19th 2008
175
we got to find Brent. that would be quality reality tv right there. do i...
Dec 19th 2008
178
      RE: we got to find Brent. that would be quality reality tv right there. ...
Dec 19th 2008
181
LMAO this dude said Flip this Housewife...
Dec 19th 2008
230
*curtsies and lays flowers at your feet*
Dec 19th 2008
169
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO two thumbs up dude
Dec 19th 2008
171
*appluads*
Dec 19th 2008
173
son your cape is straight up made from
Dec 19th 2008
176
Miraluka girls make the best shit.
Dec 19th 2008
177
      lol, i dont know what that is....
Dec 19th 2008
182
           No, but they are making this...
Dec 19th 2008
184
                i hope its not pay to play
Dec 19th 2008
185
                     I mean it is, but look at this video and tell me shit wouldn't be worth ...
Dec 19th 2008
190
                          yea....u're right...i wont even front.
Dec 19th 2008
193
                               Most likely. Though I wanna get in on this game when it drops because
Dec 19th 2008
195
                                    im all in
Dec 19th 2008
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                                    oh most definately. I really hope they include pazaak or sabacc games
Dec 19th 2008
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                                    yes, im down
Dec 20th 2008
266
                                         i really hope so. If not, fuck it, we'll start one.
Dec 20th 2008
273
                                              RE: i really hope so. If not, fuck it, we'll start one.
Dec 20th 2008
334
I was here.
Dec 19th 2008
179
*gets cougar claws ready
Dec 19th 2008
186
*hands you a nail file for optimum pristineness of said claws* nm
Dec 20th 2008
282
ELO wrote y'all a theme song...
Dec 19th 2008
191
This shit is extra special because...I JUST REACHED 40,000 Posts!
Dec 19th 2008
192
helluva way to reach a benchmark...
Dec 19th 2008
194
in before the archive!
Dec 19th 2008
196
This was like watching jordan dunk from the free throw line....
Dec 19th 2008
198
Don't care for the hoe throwin
Dec 19th 2008
202
This stopped being about dude a long time ago
Dec 19th 2008
206
lol... You are a trip and a half, kid.
Dec 19th 2008
209
a week from sunday most likely....what u been cooking lately?
Dec 19th 2008
214
      Comfort food mostly.
Dec 19th 2008
222
           ...damn u usin butter by the churb full huh?
Dec 19th 2008
224
                I put nearly a half pound of butter in the mashed potatoes alone.
Dec 19th 2008
228
                     *blink* I think I caught some heart problems just reading that.
Dec 19th 2008
239
                          Did I mention the cheese and heavy cream too?
Dec 20th 2008
250
                               i haven't eaten this much in a long time. Fuck, I'm eating right now
Dec 20th 2008
251
well gotdamn
Dec 19th 2008
210
GD is too serious for me
Dec 19th 2008
211
subquestions (c. Jack Black)
Dec 19th 2008
212
A lot of Hoe Savers and Potential Hoe Savers got no play in their format...
Dec 19th 2008
213
      Me neither.
Dec 19th 2008
217
http://s5.tinypic.com/at89x.jpg
Dec 19th 2008
219
i'm diggin the avy
Dec 19th 2008
220
Stumbled On It Readin A Tech Board, I Had To Jack It ASAP
Dec 20th 2008
257
^^^ A+ replyage. would typhoon again. nm
Dec 19th 2008
234
I enjoyed watching you come of age
Dec 19th 2008
225
he's the Kevin Arnold of OKP...
Dec 20th 2008
252
      While The Wonder Years is one of my favorite TV shows, I must say
Dec 20th 2008
253
           RE: While The Wonder Years is one of my favorite TV shows, I must say
Dec 20th 2008
255
                some times u don't intend to save...but the Save-a-hoe signal lights
Dec 20th 2008
261
I was here.
Dec 19th 2008
226
I'ma miss you when you finally outgrow this place.
Dec 19th 2008
232
Even though I disagree.... I have to say... ARCHIVE
Dec 19th 2008
233
Fuck all that, what is your argument againist the banning or Wookies fro...
Dec 19th 2008
237
I'll spare you the gritty details...suffice to say that this decision is...
Dec 19th 2008
240
      RE: I'll spare you the gritty details...suffice to say that this decisio...
Dec 19th 2008
242
           Some of the new comics are pretty good, and the Vong war was good
Dec 19th 2008
246
                yeah but the books have gotten too dark
Dec 20th 2008
284
                     I was pissed about Jacen and Anakin to a lesser extent....
Dec 20th 2008
289
Under what category does drug-addict/alcoholic street prostitute
Dec 19th 2008
241
See reply #21
Dec 19th 2008
247
classic
Dec 19th 2008
243
*arrives late*
Dec 19th 2008
244
BWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Dec 19th 2008
245
"Pass the Afghani pon the left hand side" (c) Radio Rahim
Dec 19th 2008
248
Grade A posting
Dec 20th 2008
263
Jesus Christ, even for a bunch of herbs you guys are some fucking herbs.
Dec 20th 2008
275
This is a mess n/m
Dec 20th 2008
277
Nobody mentioned the dystopian monarchy with tmnt???!!!
Dec 20th 2008
278
My brother and I were uber geeks...shit was fun as hell
Dec 20th 2008
279
      u do know, anybody that say 'uber', by definition... i'm just saying.
Dec 20th 2008
285
           good point, i never thought about that...makes sense though
Dec 20th 2008
290
"Don't save her! She don't wanna be saved!" n/m
Dec 20th 2008
280
you're
Dec 20th 2008
283
this lil' niggren done growed-up...
Dec 20th 2008
287
How is the Capt. Save-A-Ho Business Adapting in Recession Times
Dec 20th 2008
288
Fuck an economic crisis...hoes work overtime when times get hard
Dec 20th 2008
291
      what about on a global save a ho perspective
Dec 20th 2008
292
           Interesting I mean we usually work on a local perspective, but it does
Dec 20th 2008
293
           Is Nick Cannon the Patron Saint?
Dec 20th 2008
294
           That title belongs to any dude that tries to "wife" Superhead.
Dec 20th 2008
295
                She seems like a good person, she'd make a good wife, she just
Dec 20th 2008
296
                That bitch is CRAZY! LOL!!!!
Dec 20th 2008
297
                     so...what's it like being a hater?
Dec 20th 2008
298
                          Great, because I'm clean.
Dec 20th 2008
311
                               u just don't understand. She just needs the right dude.
Dec 20th 2008
312
                                    I understand perfectly, and she needs to be right herself.
Dec 20th 2008
313
                that not-the-urkel ni&&a is a Board Certified Hoe Saving ADMIRAL.
Dec 20th 2008
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                     ZAP!
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           PIMP GLOBALLY. SAVE HOES LOCALLY. <-- bumpin' sticker.
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           Sally Bruthers says you can save 14 hoes a day in Africa for
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                International Red Dress Foundation or Hoes Without Borders are
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                The exchange rate is unbelievable. Though I feel like it's more
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                     plus, you can stunt hoard. trick off on a whole fuckin boxcar of rice.
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                          i'ma walk through a shanty town in Kosovo just tossin cans of tuna
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                               ^^^ finna do numbers like R Kelly on halloween. nm
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you spelled larynx wrong....
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You don't hit every shot your throw up. What matters is the score at
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You ain't a pimp, you a fairy spellchecka (c) Pimp C
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Thank you for intervening, Lardlad
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you're welcome
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And at the last minute Post of the Year is scooped by Lardlad95!!!
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I dont get it
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me either.
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RE: OKP Has The Laziest League of Hoe Saving Captains On Earth
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This post and the few replies lardlad has in here are possibly
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cot damn....
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The true gem you dropped in the body of this post:
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archive
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this lame ass shit will prolly get archived..how did we get here, gd?
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shhhhh the chosen one is being archived
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...Don't u have have a cave to guard or some shit?
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i was here too
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MISTA MONOTONE
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1. "i wonder what buildingblock thinks of this post...if he read it."
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3. "i was just about to reply to him, fuck you and your post"
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i'm convinced that this lame is some how related to crichmonkey

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2. "^Never ceases to impress me. *golf claps*"
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4. "sig-worthy performance ol' boy!!!"
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>Do you know how many hoes need saving?
!

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5. "*applauds*"
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6. "so you tryin to save 'captain save a hoes'?"
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11. "Goddamnit. It's like these cats don the cape and cowl and don't even"
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give it an honest effort, like they've got no respect for the muthafuckin office.

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7. "oh i could point out a few examples that live up to yourn"
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8. "What's sad is that, it only goes downhill from here."
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9. "yeah man."
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10. "haha"
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LOL @ A self-hating lite-bright with arrested development

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12. "what do you call a captain save a hoe saver?"
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you should have sent des an inbox.

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15. "This isn't about saving shit. This is about people not having respect"
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For the duties and responsibilities of the position they decided to pursue. This is tantamount to running away in the middle of battle.


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come on people
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187. "dEs ain't the worst offender."
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the worst offender is dude who made the post crying about how he can't watch porn any more because of how the hoes disrespect themselves, and slipped in the anecdote about how some porn hoe stripped at some club near him and he went back 3 times in 1 day hoping she would recognize him and show him some fucking love. that was the saddest sh!t i ever seen on okp.

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189. "damn i ain't catch the second half of that post...shit was sad enough"
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already...

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


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221. "THAT SHIT lmaooo"
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www.mybabystayfresh.com

  

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254. "wow... I TOTALLY MISSED THAT STRIPPER SHIT!! XD"
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I mean, I can understand giving pr0n a rest but his reasonings was just pretty damn sad. I probably would've bawled to death laughing if I read that shit.

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256. "OKP is sad sometimes..."
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301. "oh my. that poast was classical. shit was SIMPly amazing. nm"
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peace & blessings,

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321. "you're not serious. That didn't happen. You just made it up."
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344. "sadly... it did."
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13. "It's such a thankless job, isnt it?"
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I didnt even read the poast.

  

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14. "Would it be wrong to point out how you went from porn stars"
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who can arguably be considered "hoes" in a technical sense... to a bunch of women you apparently know in real life who presumably have no idea you're going around calling them hoes?

  

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18. "yes it would be...he's saving them...not caring about them"
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smh

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23. "^^^^Gets it. Also read reply #21"
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"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


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20. "let's not start respecting women or anything."
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21. "You clearly aren't familiar with the term captain save-a-hoe"
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The hoes that we attempt to save aren't actually hoes. They are called hoes because the whole setup is sexist. The idea that these women need men to save them, even if they do have real problems, is misogynistic. Thus we use a sexist term for the women we are trying to "save"....mostly because it makes us feel better about our own poor decisions.

But this is all besides the point. Porn stars are not there to be saved....that is a career choice, not a cry for help. I mean it might be a cry for help, but Becky Sue down on 8th street is acting crazy for free, she's the one who needs saving.


"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


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24. "Some men have bad taste in women."
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29. "And some women aren't capable of running their own lives."
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"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

  

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40. "true enough, but that's not your problem to fix"
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even if it's your girlfriend, you cant fix what's wrong with her

she has to come to that place on her own

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48. "We don't fix, we facilitate the fixing process. Read reply #45"
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"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


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223. "They both have something in common, though."
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Self-esteem issues.

  

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26. "deep... I think"
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27. "RE: no, actually this is the best post he's ever made."
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30. "Not even necessarily deep, just plain true."
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44. "^^^ flippethed scripteth, and putteth the Y on the Iron. nm"
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peace & blessings,

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46. "sig stat!"
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>but Becky Sue down on 8th
>street is acting crazy for free, she's the one who needs
>saving.

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70. "you are too good for this place, boo"
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_____________________

hello, lover.

  

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323. "The Youth will lead us!"
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<-----A marked man.
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262. "Take this shit to activist nm"
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Sig Vicious
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16. "lmfao...powerful poasting"
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*slow claps*

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17. "words words words"
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19. "lol"
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word.

  

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22. "LMAO @"
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>Do you know how many actual hoes need saving

Bad decisions make good stories.

If u cannot see love thru action, it is not love it is something else...

Where the REAL niggas at?

Me: I'll give them the benefit of the doubt.

My Dad: Babygirl, there is no benefit in doubt.

AT THE END OF THE DAY....

  

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34. "i expect to see that in someone's sig block..."
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lol...

"It's the return of the gangsta, thanks ta..."

-du

  

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53. "forreal....lol"
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.

Bad decisions make good stories.

If u cannot see love thru action, it is not love it is something else...

Where the REAL niggas at?

Me: I'll give them the benefit of the doubt.

My Dad: Babygirl, there is no benefit in doubt.

AT THE END OF THE DAY....

  

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25. "two thumbs up"
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i am highly amused

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28. "wait. you actually laugh? at jokes? hell dry witty satire???!!!"
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whoa.

but there is nothing wrong with being odd. i mean you arent inkast or adwhizz odd. - VABestBBW
Binlahab is a bitch.
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31. "this is hilarious on so many levels"
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I used to be THAT guy.

The dude always falling in love with girls with issues out the yin-yang.

No not more...but USED to be....lol

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229. "He ain't say nothing about falling in love."
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32. "this is phenomenal poasting, b."
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35. "RE: this is phenomenal poasting, b."
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psst... you missed my Walk On post... it ended up in a back-and-forth between me and him... not what I was going for

  

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47. "in GD? i been busy. preparing to go to china again. : - /"
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i'll check for it. if you can, capn sav-a-poast it back to the first page or so.


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50. "RE: in GD? i been busy. preparing to go to china again. : - /"
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Search your name... I admitted it was a "poetx bat signal", lol...

  

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167. "oh. now i seent it. ock was on backpedal status, tho, so i lef it alone."
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both them comments was people's eyebrow-worthy, tho.

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33. "excellent posting... lol n/m"
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ok, I just read that post... the negro is rapidly ascending into the resident simp nigga of Okayplayer...


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36. "raise your hand if you read this more than once"
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I mean, this post is just THAT awesome.

  

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73. "he's growing up quite nicely"
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indeed

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37. "How are a bunch of herbs going to save anyone?"
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When they can't keep their own apartment or asses clean? Think about it.

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41. "pot calling kettle...BLACK"
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i'm just saying though, brah.

Get Out the Room
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45. "The job is the journey, not the destination. We are tasked with doing"
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the dirty work. Listening to them bitch, being there after they met up with their ex and then pretending we're oblivious, loaning them money that we aren't going to get back, running errands, treating them like queens by acting like jesters, waking up in the middle of the night because they MIGHT let us fuck, giving them a semblance of a stable relationship when our goodwill is just met with contempt, also there is some light typing.

Now maybe all of this will result in these hoes becoming housewives, but we won't be around to see it. Our reward is knowing that deep down the next guy might be saved from some of this bullshit. By the time they've successfuly dealt with at least one deblitating emotional issue we've already been evicted from their lives and we've moved on to trying to help a stripper get her GED.


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49. "shit."
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>the dirty work. Listening to them bitch, being there after
>they met up with their ex and then pretending we're oblivious,
>loaning them money that we aren't going to get back, running
>errands, treating them like queens by acting like jesters,
>waking up in the middle of the night because they MIGHT let us
>fuck, giving them a semblance of a stable relationship when
>our goodwill is just met with contempt, also there is some
>ligt typing.
>
>Now maybe all of this will result in these hoes becoming
>housewives, but we won't be around to see it. Our reward is
>knowing that deep down the next guy might be saved from some
>of this bullshit. By the time they've successfuly dealt with
>at least one deblitating emotional issue we've already been
>evicted from their lives and we've moved on to trying to help
>a stripper get her GED.


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79. "damn"
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109. ".....muthafuckaaaa (c. D'Angelo)"
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Sorry...I saw the above to replies, and I had to...lol

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188. "this nigga said "also some light typing""
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goddammit this post is BRILLIANT

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61. "holy shit. awesome."
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72. "Amen!"
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74. "O_o i think I think I think I was SAVED oh knowse!!!"
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i had a homeboy that was all this to me and i set my standards higher because of him


he made the bar like wayyyy up here

cuz I was like if my friend can be this good to me why cant MY MAN


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75. "why the hell should we do all that though???"
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if they can't take care of themselves, fuck em...

@}-,-`-

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95. "being a relationship cripple != not being able to take care of oneself"
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*shrugs*

Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

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78. "well shit."
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www.mybabystayfresh.com

  

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87. "HaHaHa"
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98. "what do you call women who do this?"
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cause i know i've prepped many an emotionally stunted immature man for the next chick. lol

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101. "captain save a thug."
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www.mybabystayfresh.com

  

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106. "close enough. i don't attract thugs but it'll do"
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114. "you can replace thug with chump, simp, douche, punk, etc."
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"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


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116. "cap'tn save a simp"
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love it

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108. "starter wife/gf"
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111. "perfect!"
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346. "The one that got away..."
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(Sneezes) Sorry, I am allergic to bullsh#t.

Eventually you have to let go of what you were taught and hang on to what you KNOW you have seen, ya know?

  

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105. "i dunno why, but i love this part the most:"
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>also there is some
>light typing.

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120. "Yes. Me too."
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fka nope

  

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134. "thirded"
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215. "fourf"
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258. "FIF"
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http://twitter.com/RSoon
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164. "cosign. that fucked me up."
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peace & blessings,

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144. "Amen... I mean - "A lady". (c) simp 3000"
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______________________________________

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162. "^^^ and GD was amazed at his doctrine."
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peace & blessings,

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322. "my nigga"
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<-----A marked man.
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38. "http://marvin.hb0da.org/~beavis/archive/files/roflbrothel.gif"
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http://marvin.hb0da.org/~beavis/archive/files/roflbrothel.gif

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81. "Hahaaha!"
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funniest shyt I've seen today....

that's amazing..


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90. "brilliant"
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39. "i liked you better when you were all into the simpsons"
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sex has changed you


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56. "I'll refer you to Milhouse's brilliant performance in Simpsons episode"
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#160..."Lisa's Date with Density"....in particular the cafeteria scene. Shit is the bench mark for animated Hoe Saving and or being a herb.

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58. "lol!!! *Swoons* i love it when you talk nerdy to me : P ha ha ..."
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i said
HA
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83. "oh my god. why are you right. lol. damn."
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>#160..."Lisa's Date with Density"....in particular the
>cafeteria scene. Shit is the bench mark for animated Hoe
>Saving and or being a herb.
>
>"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better
>than master of one"-Anonymous
>
>
>The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest
>poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the
>darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

  

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122. "You talking about Nelson's "I can save him"?"
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fka nope

  

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126. "That whole episode is chock-full-o' Cap'n save-a-hoe/save-a-thug moments"
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"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


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140. "i was so mad at lisa for honestly thinking she could change nelson."
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especially after she went over his house
and he went to sleep on her
shes like 'well how am i gonna get home?'
and hes like... 'ionnt know. shoulda thought of that before you got here.'
LOL

and milhouse was STILL waiting for her.
jebus.

  

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150. "she learned young be mad at the grown women that still do this"
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132. "wrong, WRONG! (c) Charlie Murphy"
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Lisa Simpson a hoe???

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143. "Milhouse tried to save her, She tried to save Nelson. Shit is complex"
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It ain't like the Savee can't also be the Saver.

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146. "She learned from her mother. Marge is the biggest enabler of all."
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149. "HE'S A WHOLE NEW PERSON, LISA (c) Marge"
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"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


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151. "/_\"
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310. "see this is the full circle-ness that is Lardlad"
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After this brilliant post, being able to again tie it back to the simpsons.

  

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42. "haha excellent"
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43. "*Goes "Hwaaaaaaa!" like Howard Dean*"
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Bravo, sir!

One.

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51. "this post is phumomumal, son."
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52. "RE: OKP Has The Laziest League of Hoe Saving Captains On Earth"
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>-2 women who were in high school when I was still reading
>Animorphs and setting up Dystopian Monarchies with my Ninja
>Turtles

lol I'm golf clapping to the whole post but this in partcular.

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55. "Older women have a dude feeling like Bill Withers and shit."
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"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


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119. "dude"
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DUDE
ya killin me here
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54. "Archive request #1!!!"
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!

"It's the return of the gangsta, thanks ta..."

-du

  

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62. "*#2* if for reply 45 alone"
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68. "#3 ...lol...forreal"
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.

Bad decisions make good stories.

If u cannot see love thru action, it is not love it is something else...

Where the REAL niggas at?

Me: I'll give them the benefit of the doubt.

My Dad: Babygirl, there is no benefit in doubt.

AT THE END OF THE DAY....

  

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69. "^#4"
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76. "*Pleads Fizziiiiith!!!*"
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82. "6th"
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_____________________

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80. "mayne, archive off the strength of the title ALONE. let alone the jewels..."
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peace & blessings,

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89. "nigga the title was the clincher"
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lardlad pushed off and hit the fadeway for the ring...the rest of it is post game celebration

  

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303. "i mean lets analyze this shit, shall we:"
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OKP Has The Laziest League of Hoe Saving Captains on Earth.

you right, that shit was a trey at the buzzer from jump. first of all, it all fit on the one line. that's not easy.

but lets put this shit up on NFC Playbook and frame by frame it:

OKP.

stop. just so there's no ambiguity, he's tawmbout folks HERE. this is on some, There Will Be Snark shit.

Has The Laziest League of <-- excellent alliteration. also, the formality implied also gives a tip of the chapeau toward the League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, which some of these captains no doubt fancy themselves.

Of Hoe Saving Captains. lololol. i don't know why its funnier to put the description of what they do first. but Laziest League of Captain SaveAHoes just doesn't have the same sparkle and panache.

Hoe Saving Captains. i *WANT* to call somebody that shit. all backwards and stilted like that. "you know WHAT, fam? you a hoe saving captain!"

on Earth. superlative.




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320. "Hoe Saving Captains is really what made it stand out"
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152. "7th"
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174. "8th! dude dropped a well of knowledge in this post"
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<--- Big Baller World Order

  

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216. "9th Wonder"
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249. "10th"
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No empathy for white misery (c) BDot

"root for everybody black haters say that's crazy, wow..."

  

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57. ":D"
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59. "LMAO"
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funny shit.

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60. "lol! nicely done"
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63. "I love this kid."
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67. "it takes a whole msg board to raise a child. i'm proud as hell. nm"
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281. "lol nm"
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324. "lol"
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64. "true."
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great post as usual, but since it's a spinoff from mine's

I must reiterate that I'm not trying to "save" anyone

can't say it plainer than that -Styles P

  

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66. ":0* The kid still loves ya."
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**************************************
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65. "LMAO @ this too...u making sense in this post"
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>but Becky Sue down on 8th street

>is acting crazy for free, she's the one who needs saving.

Bad decisions make good stories.

If u cannot see love thru action, it is not love it is something else...

Where the REAL niggas at?

Me: I'll give them the benefit of the doubt.

My Dad: Babygirl, there is no benefit in doubt.

AT THE END OF THE DAY....

  

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71. "wait, wookies can't be jedi?"
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77. "this is the most compelling part of this whole post to me"
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fuck all that save-a-hoe shit..

Got wookies sitting at the back of the spacebus and shit.

Disgusting.

<----play em off

  

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88. "maybe it's because they don't speak basic"
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the jedi mind trick might be hard to pull off when all you can say is "ROOOHR ROOOHHH ROOOHHHRR RROHHHHRR."

"these aren't the... uh... uh... oh shit, these are the droids we're looking for."

  

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97. "u guys are fuckin retards"
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stop! lol

Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

Building repetoires (c) spm since 1983

  

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197. "lmao"
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>the jedi mind trick might be hard to pull off when all you
>can say is "ROOOHR ROOOHHH ROOOHHHRR RROHHHHRR."
>
>"these aren't the... uh... uh... oh shit, these are the droids
>we're looking for."

  

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205. "They better pretend to be fooled, otherwise it's arm ripping time."
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259. "Why did I go and make the sound out loud?"
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My cat's wondering what kind of fucked up purr I'm trying to imitate.


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350. "i JUST read this. even the alleys in this poast are funny. lol."
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>the jedi mind trick might be hard to pull off when all you
>can say is "ROOOHR ROOOHHH ROOOHHHRR RROHHHHRR."
>
>"these aren't the... uh... uh... oh shit, these are the droids
>we're looking for."

btw, that statement is hella racist against wookies. you can't give the invocation at the galactic federation, fam.



peace & blessings,

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104. "First they killed Chewie, now this shit. Lucas been fucking up, but damn"
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Lowbacca was an underutilized character from jump, but now he gets like 2 sentences for every 3 Legacy Era book that drops. Shit ain't right....and dude had a fucking Bronze lightsaber blade...how badass is that?

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112. "they killed chewbacca?!?"
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i should just go back to pretending nothing made after jedi exists.

  

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115. "A lot of the post Jedi stuff is dope...particularly the Legacy comics an..."
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war...unfortunately though Chewie died pretty early in the Vong war. Homeboy who wrote that book got death threats and everything.

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


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117. "does he at least show up again as a hairy, unintelligible hologram?"
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128. "Nope, they built him a monument on Kashyyyk though..."
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"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


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349. "Kashyyyk? is that the Lost Planet of R&B Producers an shit?"
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located in the Narada Walden system? Ain't Darth Chuckii Booker from around there?

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129. "have you read any of the Darth Bane joints?"
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if so how did u feel about em?

<----play em off

  

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142. "Homeboy said Sirak practiced Vapaad...FUCKING Vapaad almost 1000"
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years before Mace Windu invented that shit. WTF!!

Other than that I've got no beef. I'm not a big fan of that era though. Anything from around 1000 BBY until The Battle of Yavin I'm like eh. Everything prior to those times like KOTOR Era and before or New Republic, NJO, or Legacy Era I like.

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315. "those two Bane books are FIYAH"
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i hope we get a third one where Zannah takes down Bane.

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343. "I wish dude had worked on some of the Legacy Books. He works"
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for Bioware, dude wrote KOTOR...he really shoulda been one of the legacy writers.

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


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118. "RE: they killed chewbacca?!?"
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http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/6250/0/Oh_Noes_.ashx

<----play em off

  

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265. "KILLED CHEWIE?!?!? **pays tab.....leaves abruptly**"
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Lardlad95
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272. "yeah...but dude went out like a G. It took a whole moon to kill him."
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"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

  

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lfresh
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124. "yeah i didn't know either"
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damn near broke my heart
fuck those jedis
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Lardlad95
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180. "To be fair it wasn't the Jedi, in Universe there are Wookie jedi...but"
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Mr. Lucas decided that he didn't want any more created. The Jedi don't discriminate like that.

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84. "now THIS is how you post."
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85. "Everybody get your replies in, because this is getting archived"
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Don't know if Im feeling emo because of the holidays or because my fantasy football team got demolished, but I fucking shed a tear at my cubicle.

Keep the flame burning man, eventually, in this life or most likely the next, you will get rewarded.

  

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99. "*crack*=sound of the bat hitting the ball out of Wrigley Field."
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**************************************
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203. ": )~ cause I'm a cubs fan"
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but there is nothing wrong with being odd. i mean you arent inkast or adwhizz odd. - VABestBBW
Binlahab is a bitch.
I wouldn't trust okp, some of them don't even get any anymore since the Re's stopped - Anonymous OKP

  

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264. "*hears more crack from opposing team that smacks Cubs outta playoffs*"
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*now watches a team yall had trouble with get dismantled by his Phillies who ills on everybody*

The End ( ^_^ )

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86. "welp, this was great."
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91. "Here, Here"
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"That's the cable talkin JIM, That game isn't even in HD"
(C)Random Black Guy

  

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92. "this post is like watchin your fav player..."
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from your fav team hit the buzzer beater to win a championship
game...

phukkin awesome (c) Dale Cox

"It's the return of the gangsta, thanks ta..."

-du

  

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BarTek
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93. "I honestly disagree with all of this good intentioned hoe stuff..."
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You put in all the effort, try to help the girl.. in turn, she gives you shit, attitude.. takes your money... has lazy sex with you... and all for what? so the next dude benefits from all your hard work and benefit? what about your own feelings and baggage claiming tickets? are you just going to let these hoe's walk over you so the next guy benefits? this is all crazy talk to me..

@}-,-`-

xD

  

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96. "spoken like a true man who is never the next man..."
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its all good tek

Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

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201. "are you still mad homie? get over it."
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@}-,-`-

xD

  

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100. "dude this is like questioning why castes in india clean septic tanks"
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w/ toothbrushes
BECAUSE THAT IS THE ROLE SOME PEOPLE PLAY

it sucks but that is life

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107. "That's life (c) Chairman of the Board"
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"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

  

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113. "its tragic that starter gfs and cap'ns don't get together"
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but if we did the universe would proabably collapse on itself

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"Dude, who's going to hold the other half of the world together"


  

          

It would be like, Lord of the Rings.

One side would be happy little elves and hobbits fucking each other.

Other side would look like East New York with orcs.

  

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156. "*"
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>It would be like, Lord of the Rings.
>
>One side would be happy little elves and hobbits fucking each
>other.
>
>Other side would look like East New York with orcs.*

*a footnote for those who aren't fully grasping this
picture the warriors, serpico era NY
filled with

http://veged.ru/forlj/orc.jpg



...
myself my knees shook as i was born and remember east ny from then
why for you scare me
let save a h*** and starters continue their divine missions
and we can all live in happy suburbia okpland...
oh wait
~~~~
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161. "i woulda said the other 85% (i think the hoe savers and starter wizs"
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are in the minority. which makes their lovequest so much more noble, quixotic and, ultimately, futile).

>It would be like, Lord of the Rings.
>
>One side would be happy little elves and hobbits fucking each
>other.
>
>Other side would look like East New York with orcs.

i fell the fuck out at 'East New York with orcs'.

if nobody has ever used that in a rhyme before, well... somebody damn sure better.


peace & blessings,

x.

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200. "lol that was hilarious..."
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207. "Maaaaaaan....."
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>Other side would look like East New York with orcs.

  

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135. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
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Man, I read that shit EXACTLY as Francis would sing it...

....I mean EGG ZACK LEE!!...

You're typing so much fly shit, you should win an ESPY. (I still don't get that fucking line)

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BarTek
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204. "i suppose im mad cause i used to be this guy..."
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some of my earliest girlfriends were straight up lazy hoe's.. i reconnect with some of them from time to time.. the first.. when i met her.. failing average.. after we where done.. she was winning honors at school for academics and is now a journalist... sure, i did my thing as far as helping her.. but i had to deal with all the bullshit which im still putting behind me.. but yeah.. these days.. if she doesn't have it together.. we aren't going to take it there.. im too old for this shit now.. haha..

@}-,-`-

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236. "we all have...lol @ u thinkin im mad"
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im just snarkin on u fam...

u got salty on some..."who wants to be that guy????" as if it wasn't transparent that you have been that guy the majority of the time...it happens to the best...

Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

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94. "You've inspired me."
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After family time on Christmas, I am most definitely hitting up a bar or two, to find a lonely divorcee drinking alone for the Holidays. If I can just find her, I know I can make things better.

In a generation of swine, the one-eyed pig is king.
-Hunter S. Thompson

  

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110. "^^^^^Why we all got in to the game in the first place"
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"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


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102. "i was here. n/m"
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103. "I Was Here"
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121. "Christ on a crutch, this is awesome."
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WWW.OPENMICSESSION.COM

WWW.PREPTIMEPOSSE.BLOGSPOT.COM

  

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123. "simply amazing"
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----
bshelly

"You (Fisher) could get fired, Les Snead could get fired, Kevin Demoff could get fired, but I will always be Eric Dickerson.†(c) The God

  

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125. "Randy"
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Travis.

Just wanted to stick that in here, since this post will exist forever. Might bring a blindsiding laugh later.

fka nope

  

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148. "Every few hours I'll remember that shit and just start chuckling."
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"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


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274. "I never sent that email to Christian Slater's agent"
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because I have convinced myself that the worst really would happen. I won't even put it on my blog or on OKP, just in case it got popular.

But yeah, dude knew when he signed up that you do NOT get a second chance with Christian Slater.

fka nope

  

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Lardlad95
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276. "I just wish I could be there for the conversation dude had with his wife"
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Like, "baby sit down...I don't think we'll be going to the Bahamas this year...well let me explain...you know that guy Randy Travis? Well you see..."

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


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127. "RE: OKP Has The Laziest League of Hoe Saving Captains On Earth"
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>Seriously, bitch bitch bitch. That's all you muthafuckas do.
>
>
>"Oh I'm sad because Sexy McPornstar did a GG scene, I was
>supposed to go out to california, rescue her, and then drive
>her back to my mom's basement in my doo-doo brown '75 Dodge
>Dart so we could live happily ever after watching Dr. Who
>reruns and eating Easy-Mac!"
>
>Fuck outta here.
>
>That's not what a real captain save-a-hoe does. How are u
>gonna save someone online? Did you even read the fucking Hoe
>Saving Manual? Do you know how many actual hoes need saving?
>
>In the short time I've been sexually active/gotten up the
>courage to talk to a girl without mentioning my 14 point
>argument on why Lucas was wrong to ban Wookie Jedi from the
>EU, I've tried to actually save the following girls.
>
>-A crazy poet bitch with daddy issues, promiscuity issues, and
>an ego so big I technically count our sexual exploits as
>threesomes.
>
>-A self-hating lite-bright with arrested development
>
>-2 women who were in high school when I was still reading
>Animorphs and setting up Dystopian Monarchies with my Ninja
>Turtles
>
>-A rich Nigerian girl with low self esteem
>
>-And currently an Afghani girl who just got out of an abusive
>relationship, who also seems to thrive on stress and chaos.
>
>
>That is how you bring honor to the name Save-a-hoe. That is
>how you put your cape on the line, risking your dignity,
>friendships, money, and sanity; not by starting up a bunch of
>fucking posts because your porn wifey decides that she likes
>money more than having a healthy larnyx.
>
>If you're going to be a Captain Save-a-hoe save some real
>emotionally, financially, or otherwise unstable women.
>
>Jesus Christ, even for a bunch of herbs you guys are some
>fucking herbs.
>
>
>
>
>"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better
>than master of one"-Anonymous
>
>
>The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest
>poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the
>darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

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130. "greatness."
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.

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136. ""I say it's just nature takin' it's course" (c)Phonte"
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131. "don't ever leave GD, ok?"
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my heart swells...


  

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133. "*applause*"
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Hips like metronomes
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137. "why u stealing des's thunder though n/m"
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153. "Dude is my Al Downing...it ain't personal. But someone had to throw"
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the ball.

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138. "post of the year."
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sorry questo

no conundrum, your bars straight hum-drum
young cocoa butter, something like an old tum-tum
a blocka blocka like grandfather mori tanaka
tatonka, chief rocka © heems

  

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139. "The New "Hoe Saving Manual"... On sale for $9.95"
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Two Fingers and I'm Out!

  

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141. "all kindsa simpsons and star wars nerdery on side bar with this post"
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shit is great
lol

  

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beautifulskin
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147. "as a fellow simpsons bamma,"
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that is what makes it truly a classic.

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145. "I have no clue what the hell is being applauded"
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http://www.shoecrush.com/default.asp <----- Okfees, need some shoes? Go here.

  

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154. "oh my god. this post is the greatest"
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like

i'm really in awe

  

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155. "...and a child shall lead them.Matthew 18:1-4 nm"
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nm

  

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157. "desus, poetx, somebody, knight this kid"
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When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
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170. "he already done pullt the soard out the stone!"
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peace & blessings,

x.

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183. "hope he doesn't poke an eye out"
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208. "LOL"
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_____________________

hello, lover.

  

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218. "Unka Bin says: he's Neo. the Chosen One."
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You have received a new inbox message on Okayplayer.com

You have received the following message from Binlahab.
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Subject: re: desus, poetx, somebody, knight this kid
Message: he's Neo. the Chosen One.

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235. "he put the 'HO' in cHOsen."
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peace & blessings,

x.

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Soon
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260. "the SOARD tho."
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This post really is flying high, though.


http://twitter.com/RSoon
http://soonsounds.com <--- Peace for the Fiery Heart
https://soundcloud.com/marianmereba/blue-for-mr-green-real-soon

  

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158. "it's the man's version of a woman trying to change a man..."
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she is what she is

get what you can & go

bakari7's poetry corner...

you killed me once
& during my resurrection
i vowed
never to let you kill me
again,
as i hand you the cross
bow with a bull's eye
hanging
over the left side of my chest

12.10.04

  

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159. "let 'em know, son. lmao."
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नमस्ते

  

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160. "Very interesting.."
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Seems like you are on Baby Obama status! Got people jockin the shit out of you, and that's cool.

For a self proclaimed young nerd, you have a lot of wisdom.

But, for me, I have to side with Mr. Bartek. I ain't saving anymore hoes. Can't do it, won't do it!(c)excerpts from Coach Singletary

I wonder how you gonna feel when you get my age? Hope you won't be as cynical as myself.

Keep spittin'...

Peace

  

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beautifulskin
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165. "he's already light years ahead of u."
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Hips like metronomes
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168. "In what terms? I'm confused here. I thought this was a joke post"
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then cats got serious but not really then simpsons then simps then a wookie and taygravy small bold black ok at top right - my head hurts.

http://www.shoecrush.com/default.asp <----- Okfees, need some shoes? Go here.

  

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Lamp2Dope4U
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172. "How you figure?"
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How do you know this? I think you may be referring to yourself. But, I understand your stupid ass comment is a declaration of war, so carry on evil Manchu!

Peace

  

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199. "declaration of war? you're not that important."
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Lardlad is funny and smart, and you're neither of those things.

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238. "damn...this was a bit mean over nothing"
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like damn...

Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

Building repetoires (c) spm since 1983

  

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Lamp2Dope4U
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268. "Man,, FUCK THAT BITCH!!"
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>like damn...
>
>

And fuck that HOES MAMMA too for not giving that lil slut some fuckin manners.

I said nothing to the yamp and she tryin to twist niggas with them dusty ass fingers of hers.

Like I really gives a fuck what a raggedy ass bitch on here think of me? lol

I did not say shit negative about baby Yoda. Nothing!

And this hoe had the audacity to try to come at me? I will call that bitch A BITCH in her motherfuckin face and hope a Captain' Save-A-BITCH ASS YAMP or Hector the HOE PROTECTOR would do something!

The BITCH got me fucked up. I ain't her fuckin triflin ass simp ass boyfriend. Better take that shitty ass attitude to that nigga to deal with, forreal!

I ain't important? That bitch's daddy ain't important!..lol



Peace

  

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269. "*smh* n/m"
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<------------- Obama love worldwide...

  

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326. "People say all kinda goof ass shit when they feel safe."
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"You post like you look your barber in the eyes when he lines you up."

http://twitter.com/semiautomatic_C
PSN ID: killacontact_71

  

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Lamp2Dope4U
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337. "Yeah right..lol"
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Feel safe? Bitch ass nigga please!

I told you to handle your candle. You live in the land, so do whatcha gotta do. Ain't shit I said to you online that I wouldn't say in your face offline.

Peace

  

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Lamp2Dope4U
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267. "I am not smart huh?"
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>Lardlad is funny and smart, and you're neither of those
>things.

First off broad, I am smarter than you. Second, I am not here to be funny.

Third, I don't give a fuck about your hoe ass opinion of me. You are not important bitch! Who in the fuck are you anyways? Just some dumb ass bitch who got sprung because baby Yoda laced you with game! WOOOO!!

I went to work, made my loot and came back to see if your dumb yamp ass would say something slick.

LOL @ You trying to give IQ assessments just because some youngster told you some shit I BEEN knowing.

When you wanna get your jeapordy on, holla and we will see who is the dumb one slut!

Peace

  

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270. "*smh* n/m"
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<------------- Obama love worldwide...

  

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Lamp2Dope4U
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271. "Shake deez NUTS NIGGA!!"
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n/m

Peace

  

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286. "lol, yall stoopid."
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327. "I know how to spell "jeopardy" correctly, though."
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you apparently don't.

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328. "But you still a HOE, so we both know absolute truths!"
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>you apparently don't.


Thats all you got bitch?

Cause and effect! You made the cause, now it time to receive the effect! Step your shit up if you gonna talk shit!

Peace

  

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329. "Muthafucka geek down and turn off the TV."
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Cause and Effect, that shit sound like some lame ass bullshit out of a Will Ferrell movie or somethin...I can already tell you don't do this for real.

"You post like you look your barber in the eyes when he lines you up."

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Lamp2Dope4U
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330. "Is this you Hector?"
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>Cause and Effect, that shit sound like some lame ass bullshit
>out of a Will Ferrell movie or somethin...I can already tell
>you don't do this for real.
>
>

Dude, spear me with the weak ass diss. Was I even talking to you? Since you in a hoe savin mode, then handle your candle. You know how to use the inbox.

And what is ironic is that ol' bitch ain't even giving you any pussy, but you so eager to save her..LOL

Peace

  

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331. "The only joke here is you."
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"You post like you look your barber in the eyes when he lines you up."

http://twitter.com/semiautomatic_C
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Lamp2Dope4U
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332. "WOOO!"
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>

You sure told me..I am the joke huh? Ok Hancockless, you got me!

Like I thought, your hoe savin' antics is failing..Try again!

BTW, in the future, if you gonna save a yamp, make sure the bitch is suckin your lil dingaling and swallowin' your spooge before defending her honor.. Just a suggestion..You know the rules!(c)Krondon

Peace

  

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beautifulskin
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333. "you're so clever. all u can come up with is to call me a hoe?"
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I bet u thought up that reply all by yourself!

bitch??? that is so original.


I guess ur lamp really is too dope for me.


lmao

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Lamp2Dope4U
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335. "How can I be clever if I am stupid according to you?"
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>I bet u thought up that reply all by yourself!
>
>bitch??? that is so original.
>
>
>I guess ur lamp really is too dope for me.
>
>
>lmao


The point is bitch is that you were out of bounds for coming at me in the first place. I never said shit to you. I addressed baby Yoda.

But, of course, you thought you were so cute to disrespect me without provocation and think that I would kowtow to you. But, with me, I have a ZERO TOLERANCE for people talking shit without defending myself.

Now, you got a bitch ass OweKayPlayerhater superhero tryin' to save you and is failing miserably! lol

Why don't you show your appreciation for his so called heroic efforts and dome him up. Just make sure you swallow so you can build some strength to come back at me. You owe him! You must feel real fly to have a coward vee-jay-nah come to your rescue huh?

In the future, if you gonna pre-emptively strike at someone, make sure you have the means to win your lil war.

Peace

  

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341. "dude. really."
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you're neither funny, or smart. you're also not very original, either. and i see your blood pressure is up. YOU TYPING HARD, lol.

i bet you really think you're telling me off, don't you?

now THAT is funny.

boy, for someone who is so much smarter and better than me, that doesn't care what i think....you really seem to care what i think.

lmao!

go ahead and have the last word, though. i know you want it.

Hips like metronomes
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Lamp2Dope4U
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342. "RE: bitch. really."
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>you're neither funny, or smart. you're also not very
>original, either. and i see your blood pressure is up. YOU
>TYPING HARD, lol.
>
>i bet you really think you're telling me off, don't you?
>
>now THAT is funny.
>
>boy, for someone who is so much smarter and better than me,
>that doesn't care what i think....you really seem to care what
>i think.
>
>lmao!
>
>go ahead and have the last word, though. i know you want it.


*sighs*


How you gonna tell ME who I am? You don't know how smart I am or not. You don't know shit about me to speak on what I know or don't know.

Talk about not being funny. What have you said that was funny? What comedy shows have you been on?

Just admit that you were out of line and out of pocket so we can end this shit. And tell your hoe savin' vj to re-read the hoe savin' manual because he clearly sucks at it.

Lastly, stop repeating yourself. You already said that I am not funny and smart. But, you have the paucity(look it up genius) to tell me that I am not original? I know you are a hypocrite, but you are being redundant and its annoying.

Best thing for you to do is workin' on your fuckin' skills because that is pretty much all you good for, if you know what's good for you. What else can you contribute to this world other than spittin out crack babies and future criminal ass animal babies?

Make sure in the future, you seriously miss me and not respond to me because I have no time to continuously waste going back and forth with a funky snatch harlot who has no life, no class, no fortune and no common sense.

Peace

  

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163. "the OKP keynote address"
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take notice, haha

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166. "Next Week on Flip This Hoeswife, only on A&E (Artistic & Emo)"
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Network.

i'm laffin, because i think, considering the job description you've laid out, that i've been on both ends of a multi weekend reclamation project.

i've rehabbed a hoe or two (well, in retro, i think 'attempted' -- they ain't listen), and also been the beneficiary of a starter wife/gf.

lmao.

sad thing is that the cap'ns and cap'nettes are more like subcontractors -- they don't get the benefits of the appreciation after the flip.


peace & blessings,

x.

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175. "U might get a pilot out of this idea...and not one of those bullshit VH1"
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charm school things.

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

  

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178. "we got to find Brent. that would be quality reality tv right there. do i..."
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count if the show's producers front the main character with the simp money?

i mean, is you really 'Savin' em' savin 'em if you ain't reduced to eating bottom ramen in order to buy her books for the spring after she foolishly spent HER money on some jeans (that she wore to impress the ex)???

this would be better if it was like extreme makeover hoe edition, and cats that knew both parties could anonymously tape videos and get the crew to roll through on their bus and give save'em tips.


peace & blessings,

x.

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181. "RE: we got to find Brent. that would be quality reality tv right there. ..."
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>count if the show's producers front the main character with
>the simp money?
>i mean, is you really 'Savin' em' savin 'em if you ain't
>reduced to eating bottom ramen in order to buy her books for
>the spring after she foolishly spent HER money on some jeans
>(that she wore to impress the ex)???

See I feel like the financial component is crucial to actual hoe saving...if you don't actually hurt yourself in the process then you're just being a friend, and a sensible one at that. Hoe saving requires some genuine self-inflicted martyrdom.

You know how many times I didn't eat because I bought her food or paid to park her car...or took her out to a restaurant I couldn't afford?

That shit is just basic. It's like in high school, you gotta do her work even if it means not getting yours done...cuz if you don't suffer how will she respect you?

>this would be better if it was like extreme makeover hoe
>edition, and cats that knew both parties could anonymously
>tape videos and get the crew to roll through on their bus and
>give save'em tips.

I think that part would need to be focus tested.

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

  

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230. "LMAO this dude said Flip this Housewife..."
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i LOVE you guys.

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169. "*curtsies and lays flowers at your feet*"
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The young prince has been crowned...

Great post!
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171. "LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO two thumbs up dude"
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173. "*appluads*"
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good shit, lardlad

  

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176. "son your cape is straight up made from"
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the finest fibers found on Katarr, and on the inside....GUCCI PRINT.

  

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177. "Miraluka girls make the best shit."
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182. "lol, i dont know what that is...."
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did they ever make a 3rd KOTOR?

  

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184. "No, but they are making this..."
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http://www.swtor.com/

I'm really geeked about it...even if they are making it all cartoony like WOW

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185. "i hope its not pay to play"
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190. "I mean it is, but look at this video and tell me shit wouldn't be worth ..."
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http://www.swtor.com/media/vidcasts/viddoc001

Fam I'm holding off on getting a new computer just so I can buy it right before the game drops.

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193. "yea....u're right...i wont even front."
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i wonder if its gonna be WoW style with guilds and shit.

  

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195. "Most likely. Though I wanna get in on this game when it drops because"
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MMO's always felt hard to get in on after they've already been established. I tried to get in to FF XI early, but shit went wrong...plus the game was like meh. I beta tested Guild Wars, but I never pursued it afterward...and Star Wars Galaxies...well they fucked that shit up something awful.

But this...I feel like if nothing else I can get in on this shit simply off the strength of being a Star Wars nerd. I'd love to start a guild in this game. U want in? I'd most likely play as a Jedi and maybe start a separate Sith character, smuggler, or bounty hunter later on.*

I mean bioware can do no wrong in my eyes and even though this will be their first foray in to the MMO world, I think it could be dope.

*I'm just assuming that these classes will exist based upon the KOTOR series and the Star Wars Universe.

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227. "im all in"
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cant wait for this to drop. ive never played any games like this, mmo style and im gonna cop as soon as it drops too. we need to get some okayp's running through shit on there.


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231. "oh most definately. I really hope they include pazaak or sabacc games"
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in this...cuz i could see some nice high stakes betting going on.

Did u play any of the Kotor games?

And i would love to have an OKP guild in this game...shit would be wonderful. Or barring that, at least knowing that other OKPs play.


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266. "yes, im down"
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is there guilds in this tho?

  

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273. "i really hope so. If not, fuck it, we'll start one."
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334. "RE: i really hope so. If not, fuck it, we'll start one."
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i loved to the two KOTR games. The first one obviously better than the second one but i still played both multiple times. been waiting for the third one to come out but this mmo will do.

have you heard any rumors of when its getting released??? I know they just annouced it a few months ago so maybe it wont be out till late next year or 2010.

but yes, it would be nice to have some of ya'll to roll around with in game

  

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179. "I was here."
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Vaginas all over america are exhaling of this post alone.

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186. "*gets cougar claws ready"
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_____________________

hello, lover.

  

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282. "*hands you a nail file for optimum pristineness of said claws* nm"
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191. "ELO wrote y'all a theme song..."
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http://tinyurl.com/44o2sy

i digs on that shit tho!!!

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192. "This shit is extra special because...I JUST REACHED 40,000 Posts!"
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194. "helluva way to reach a benchmark..."
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nice goin amigo!!!

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196. "in before the archive!"
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https://twitter.com/chuck4prez

  

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198. "This was like watching jordan dunk from the free throw line...."
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but there is nothing wrong with being odd. i mean you arent inkast or adwhizz odd. - VABestBBW
Binlahab is a bitch.
I wouldn't trust okp, some of them don't even get any anymore since the Re's stopped - Anonymous OKP

  

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202. "Don't care for the hoe throwin"
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but point well taken. However do yall really think dEs is slippin into e-darkness. Seems like his post was to put another poster on blast but it backfired.

  

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206. "This stopped being about dude a long time ago"
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209. "lol... You are a trip and a half, kid."
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When are you comin back to the Chi?

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214. "a week from sunday most likely....what u been cooking lately?"
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222. "Comfort food mostly."
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I made a whole heaping pot of beef stew the other night, and before that meatloaf and mashed potatoes, and smothered chicken and mac and cheese and stuff. I also made a ton of cheese puffs for a holiday party I went to last weekend.

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224. "...damn u usin butter by the churb full huh?"
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228. "I put nearly a half pound of butter in the mashed potatoes alone."
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lol

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239. "*blink* I think I caught some heart problems just reading that."
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250. "Did I mention the cheese and heavy cream too?"
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Sometimes you just want something luxe and simple. Those potatoes were just that. Ol' girl down there feeding you okay?

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251. "i haven't eaten this much in a long time. Fuck, I'm eating right now"
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210. "well gotdamn"
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i sit in traffic for 3 hours today and miss out on this?

w O w.

glad i made it in before the lock.....

  

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211. "GD is too serious for me"
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____________________________________________________


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212. "subquestions (c. Jack Black)"
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Lardlad, why do you think cats feel this compulsion to save hoes?

Is it the distant possibility of fucking?

Is it the safe harbor of something analogous to playing hoops with a 1-armed baller?

I'm curious to see your take on this, sir.

(I'm gettin my James Lipton on 'cause Lardlad is droppin gems like a clumsy thief in here, and I wanna pick your brain so that future potential Savers of Hoes in this post...yes, I see you..can see the light and turn away from a life of simpdom)

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213. "A lot of Hoe Savers and Potential Hoe Savers got no play in their format..."
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years...they pined over girls like cats outta fucking Bronte sister novels only to see these girls date the thugs, the creeps, the assholes, the tools, and the doucebags. Then they saw these girls get fucked over and develop some pretty crazy complexes.

Of course given enough time damn near everyone can get some play, so when the girls that wouldn't give dudes the time of day before finally come around cats are determined to prove their high school fantasies (namely that they would make excellent boyfriends) right so they start doing everything in their power to make the girl happy, only to have the girl shit on them like a fucking port-a-john. But dudes steady have that mentality that they can turn ol' girl in to a housewife, even if shit doesn't make a lick of sense.

Oh...and some cats are just doormats.

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217. "Me neither."
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219. "http://s5.tinypic.com/at89x.jpg"
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http://s5.tinypic.com/at89x.jpg

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220. "i'm diggin the avy"
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257. "Stumbled On It Readin A Tech Board, I Had To Jack It ASAP"
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234. "^^^ A+ replyage. would typhoon again. nm"
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peace & blessings,

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225. "I enjoyed watching you come of age"
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A+ POSTAGE!

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252. "he's the Kevin Arnold of OKP..."
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all he needs is a Winnie.

*cues music*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CZRudxD-NQ

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253. "While The Wonder Years is one of my favorite TV shows, I must say"
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That Kevin Arnold was a bit of a bitch...but I've got no problem finding my own little melanined Winnie Cooper...maybe one with glasses and a small afro too.


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255. "RE: While The Wonder Years is one of my favorite TV shows, I must say"
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yeah he was, he bitched up on many occasion (he still my nigga tho)...I meant the coming of age part tho, City of Men would be a better description, but few would get the reference. Now go get you a Minnie (Melanined Winnie). Question tho, is the saving something you're still dealing with or are you moving away from that at this point?

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261. "some times u don't intend to save...but the Save-a-hoe signal lights"
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up and you've got to do your duty.

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226. "I was here."
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232. "I'ma miss you when you finally outgrow this place."
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233. "Even though I disagree.... I have to say... ARCHIVE"
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Our boy Lardlad did his thing... great stuff homie.

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237. "Fuck all that, what is your argument againist the banning or Wookies fro..."
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240. "I'll spare you the gritty details...suffice to say that this decision is..."
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culmination of George Lucas' racist tendencies. He treats Wookiees like they're non-sentients despite their rich culture/history and aptitude with technology. There are many species who should be barred from having Jedis if he's going to ban Wookiee jedi. The damn thing makes no sense.

Also dude shows blatant contempt for his fan base. Now if dude wants to make crappy movies that are antithetical to the brilliance of his original trilogy, that's one thing. But the EU has long been the domain of die hard fans and writers/artists who are more capable of handling the canon than he is. But he continues to intrude upon this realm utilizing his authority to completely destroy the only segment of his media empire that truly satisfies fans, and as a result so many of the EU's handlers have to retcon brilliant additions to the canon to satisfy Lucas' idiocy.

I'm Plo Kloon's master was the legendary Tyvokka....I mean this shit is unreal!

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242. "RE: I'll spare you the gritty details...suffice to say that this decisio..."
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>Also dude shows blatant contempt for his fan base. Now if dude
>wants to make crappy movies that are antithetical to the
>brilliance of his original trilogy, that's one thing. But the
>EU has long been the domain of die hard fans and
>writers/artists who are more capable of handling the canon
>than he is. But he continues to intrude upon this realm
>utilizing his authority to completely destroy the only segment
>of his media empire that truly satisfies fans, and as a result
>so many of the EU's handlers have to retcon brilliant
>additions to the canon to satisfy Lucas' idiocy.
>

No one knows how to screw over those who made him wealthy like Lucas. Outside of some of Dark Horse comics and The Thrawn Trilogy, I stick mainly to the movies so I never heard that the Wookie rule. Now you have reading up on Lowbacca.


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246. "Some of the new comics are pretty good, and the Vong war was good"
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in the early years. The NJO series was type wack and the Legacy series felt rushed...

KOTOR and KOTOR II were easily the best things to come out of the EU in a long time...I'm pretty sure Lucas had jack shit to do with them.

Clone Wars is ok...I guess.

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284. "yeah but the books have gotten too dark"
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i mean, two out of three of Leia and Han's kids are dead, one of them because he went Sith Lord nuts? that's not cool.

they've got to be near a reboot of the expanded universe, i think. the main protagonists of the original trilogy are fucking 70 now and, again, it's so dark it's not much fun any more.

and, yes, george lucas is a filthy fucking racist, me-sa agree with that sho nuff. *jar jar shuffles*

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289. "I was pissed about Jacen and Anakin to a lesser extent...."
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I can't stand Jaina, I'd rather fucking read an entire book about fucking Jar Jar and Padme going on a picnic than read even one segment about that lame. Jacen got real dope towards the end of the Vong war, and then they just fucking go nuts and have him become a Sith...and a wack one at that.

I mean I like how Ben has developed though, cuz I used to hate that fucker. Also I'm not sure how she did it, but Karen Travis made the Mandos fucking boring as hell.

There are some good books, but damn if they haven't had some missteps....though maybe I'm biased because Jacen was my favorite EU character, they made him badass, and then fucking ruined his arc.


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241. "Under what category does drug-addict/alcoholic street prostitute"
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would fall?

  

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247. "See reply #21"
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243. "classic"
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please let this be archived

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244. "*arrives late*"
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Sorry, had to make sure I was dressed up and looking my best before I stepped in here.

Fantastic post.

Just IMO though.

  

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245. "BWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!"
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248. ""Pass the Afghani pon the left hand side" (c) Radio Rahim"
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263. "Grade A posting"
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Would read again.

Archive.

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275. "Jesus Christ, even for a bunch of herbs you guys are some fucking herbs."
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fuckin' excellent.



word booty.




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277. "This is a mess n/m"
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278. "Nobody mentioned the dystopian monarchy with tmnt???!!!"
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i mean...that kinda made my inner kid/geek squeal and ride his bigwheel of into the night

but i wanna post like this when i grow up...like for real...

Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

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279. "My brother and I were uber geeks...shit was fun as hell"
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285. "u do know, anybody that say 'uber', by definition... i'm just saying."
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the geekdom is implicit.

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290. "good point, i never thought about that...makes sense though"
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280. ""Don't save her! She don't wanna be saved!" n/m"
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Somebody's lying...

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283. "you're"
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super

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seriously, you are. *nods*

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287. "this lil' niggren done growed-up..."
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..i damn-near shed a tear readin' this...


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288. "How is the Capt. Save-A-Ho Business Adapting in Recession Times"
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Now Capt. Save A Ho seems to be a somewhat recession proof business,hoes always need saving right? But if you're laid off or your hustles aren't what they used to be then what? Are certain things cutback like not buying the latest Gucci but compensated in other ways like cleaning out the bathtub,sending money to moms for groceries?

Or is it a case of fuck a recession or potential foreclosure,these hoes need saving and even with the imported high line fashions even more expensive,I'm making sure she's dressed in the best Prada has to offer while she's fucking Kareem or someone else harder and meaner than me,she'll know one day how good I am and what I can do for the next dude.Maybe there's an ass massage or a more meaningful kiss on the lips and long hug in the very distant future.

Those early college years and early to mid 20s are the absolute worst time trying to make sense of the game because noone really knows who they are or what they want so there's a lot of aggravation but at the rate you're going,your Save-A Ho resume will be airtight enough to take it out to Hollywood and rescue Halle from another inevitable divorce.

  

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291. "Fuck an economic crisis...hoes work overtime when times get hard"
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Now the girls will need heroes more than ever. I mean think about it. They don't have heat in their house, Kareem has some new jawn that he's boning, and you only really need 20 minutes of sleep before heading to work so you can make enough money to pay off all the debt you incurred buying her that birthday present that she never actually thanked you for. So when it's 4 am and she knocks on your door with smeared mascara and some unintelligible story about how her mom just doesn't understand her dream of being an actress/poet/singer you've got to muster your strength, forget the fact that you've been eating nothing but lemon pepper for the past 3 days (true story), put on a pot of coffee, and endure 3 hours of muffled crying and decelerations of how you're such a good friend, just so she can fall asleep on your shoulder after 2 failed attempts to steal second base on an awkward hug.

Economic recessions don't mean shit to the game. This is when heroes are made.

oh..and you hit the nail on the head with the long hug thing.

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292. "what about on a global save a ho perspective"
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has their been an internet meeting world wide of Capt. Save A Hos to bailout these hoes in hard times. What are Hans,Pierre n'em over in Germany and France doing?

If your save a ho game is so tight,can you take that into struggling countries like Iraq or DRC and take it to the next level?

Lemon Pepper?!! Gat Damn. Couldn't even afford a bag of pretzels or something?

These times are indeed when heroes are made. Monster.com would have your save a ho resume as their prototype for it should be done.

  

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293. "Interesting I mean we usually work on a local perspective, but it does"
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make sense to think about how we can have a global impact. It's really just a matter of finding the proper recruitment tools to acquire new heroes...I feel like we're horribly understaffed for such a project. Hell we're barely making quotas as it is.


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294. "Is Nick Cannon the Patron Saint?"
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or possibly the dude who married Mary J or maybe even Usher as a patron saint?

  

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295. "That title belongs to any dude that tries to "wife" Superhead."
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296. "She seems like a good person, she'd make a good wife, she just"
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needs someone to give her a chance.

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297. "That bitch is CRAZY! LOL!!!!"
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298. "so...what's it like being a hater?"
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311. "Great, because I'm clean."
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312. "u just don't understand. She just needs the right dude."
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313. "I understand perfectly, and she needs to be right herself."
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I know that her childhood was pretty shitty, and she's carrying alot of baggage.

But she created an entire lifestyle based on that for the sake of fame and popularity, rather than trying to come to terms w/it (though therapy, meditation, prayer, etc.) and trying to heal, and maybe graduate to a stable relationship.

I'm not saying that the guys she's dealt with are exactly saints, but they definately deserve consideration for the Captain Save a Hoe Hall of Fame.

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305. "that not-the-urkel ni&&a is a Board Certified Hoe Saving ADMIRAL."
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he got stripes and tassels and all typesa shit hangin off his hoe saving jacket and cape.

actually, he was a three star but he got his fourth when she aired him out over the anal beads and buttcrust. he was just a captain like the next man till he started effin w/ superhead. his extreme saveration has catapaulted him to the top.


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319. "ZAP!"
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348. "PIMP GLOBALLY. SAVE HOES LOCALLY. <-- bumpin' sticker."
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299. "Sally Bruthers says you can save 14 hoes a day in Africa for"
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the price of buying an american hoe two drainks in the club.

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300. "International Red Dress Foundation or Hoes Without Borders are"
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two of the most reputable organizations doing good work and always looking for new captains.


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Lardlad95
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302. "The exchange rate is unbelievable. Though I feel like it's more"
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about quality than quantity. I feel like some Sub-Saharan or Eastern European broads might fuck around and start to appreciate shit.

American dames got that nice level of entitlement.

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poetx
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304. "plus, you can stunt hoard. trick off on a whole fuckin boxcar of rice."
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those will be some grateful hoes, right there. on some, it takes one captain to save a whole village worth of hoes.

same as them white jawns going down to carib to save a bunch of dexters.


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Lardlad95
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306. "i'ma walk through a shanty town in Kosovo just tossin cans of tuna"
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to broads...

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


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307. "^^^ finna do numbers like R Kelly on halloween. nm"
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peace & blessings,

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308. "you spelled larynx wrong...."
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that is all









  

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309. "You don't hit every shot your throw up. What matters is the score at"
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the end of the game.

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314. "You ain't a pimp, you a fairy spellchecka (c) Pimp C"
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who neva poked a gul's larnyx on ya wreckas!

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316. "Thank you for intervening, Lardlad"
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You have provided some inspiring words that will hopefully keep Hoe Saving Captains from dancing on the cliff overlooking the Hoe Martyr Ravine.

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317. "you're welcome"
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318. "And at the last minute Post of the Year is scooped by Lardlad95!!!"
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I look forward to the next Star Wars vs. Star Trek debate, but I salute you here. *tips newsboy hat*

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325. "I dont get it"
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:-/

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336. "me either."
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338. "RE: OKP Has The Laziest League of Hoe Saving Captains On Earth"
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present

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when 2 ppl do rare stuff they should get married
be rare together until you die
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339. "This post and the few replies lardlad has in here are possibly"
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The most well constructed posts/replies I've seen on OKP in about 4 years. This was a joy to read.

Would read again.


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340. "cot damn...."
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Navem nu, cuando sol
Tutu nu, vondo nos nu
Vita em, no continous non
Nos nu ekta nos sepe ta, amen

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We sweat and life is not safe
To swim or to touch not
When we unite we hedge amen

  

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345. "The true gem you dropped in the body of this post:"
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"Sometimes you don't even intend on saving"
story of my life.

that's alot of wisdom for a young cat.
props.

  

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347. "archive"
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__________________________
lulz

  

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351. "this lame ass shit will prolly get archived..how did we get here, gd?"
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how did we let lameness and simpness get celebrated and applauded?
somewhere, iceberg slim is in his grave crying for the soul of a pimp
it's hard out there for a pimp, but apparently easy out there for a simp

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352. "shhhhh the chosen one is being archived"
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353. "...Don't u have have a cave to guard or some shit?"
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"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


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354. "i was here too"
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