Seriously, bitch bitch bitch. That's all you muthafuckas do.

"Oh I'm sad because Sexy McPornstar did a GG scene, I was supposed to go out to california, rescue her, and then drive her back to my mom's basement in my doo-doo brown '75 Dodge Dart so we could live happily ever after watching Dr. Who reruns and eating Easy-Mac!"

Fuck outta here.

That's not what a real captain save-a-hoe does. How are u gonna save someone online? Did you even read the fucking Hoe Saving Manual? Do you know how many actual hoes need saving?

In the short time I've been sexually active/gotten up the courage to talk to a girl without mentioning my 14 point argument on why Lucas was wrong to ban Wookie Jedi from the EU, I've tried to actually save the following girls.

-A crazy poet bitch with daddy issues, promiscuity issues, and an ego so big I technically count our sexual exploits as threesomes.

-A self-hating lite-bright with arrested development

-2 women who were in high school when I was still reading Animorphs and setting up Dystopian Monarchies with my Ninja Turtles

-A rich Nigerian girl with low self esteem

-And currently an Afghani girl who just got out of an abusive relationship, who also seems to thrive on stress and chaos.


That is how you bring honor to the name Save-a-hoe. That is how you put your cape on the line, risking your dignity, friendships, money, and sanity; not by starting up a bunch of fucking posts because your porn wifey decides that she likes money more than having a healthy larnyx.

If you're going to be a Captain Save-a-hoe save some real emotionally, financially, or otherwise unstable women.

Jesus Christ, even for a bunch of herbs you guys are some fucking herbs.




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The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

i'm convinced that this lame is some how related to crichmonkey

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>Do you know how many hoes need saving?
!

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give it an honest effort, like they've got no respect for the muthafuckin office.

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LOL @ A self-hating lite-bright with arrested development

you should have sent des an inbox.

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For the duties and responsibilities of the position they decided to pursue. This is tantamount to running away in the middle of battle.


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The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

the worst offender is dude who made the post crying about how he can't watch porn any more because of how the hoes disrespect themselves, and slipped in the anecdote about how some porn hoe stripped at some club near him and he went back 3 times in 1 day hoping she would recognize him and show him some fucking love. that was the saddest sh!t i ever seen on okp.

already...

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The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

I mean, I can understand giving pr0n a rest but his reasonings was just pretty damn sad. I probably would've bawled to death laughing if I read that shit.

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I didnt even read the poast.

who can arguably be considered "hoes" in a technical sense... to a bunch of women you apparently know in real life who presumably have no idea you're going around calling them hoes?

smh

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The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

The hoes that we attempt to save aren't actually hoes. They are called hoes because the whole setup is sexist. The idea that these women need men to save them, even if they do have real problems, is misogynistic. Thus we use a sexist term for the women we are trying to "save"....mostly because it makes us feel better about our own poor decisions.

But this is all besides the point. Porn stars are not there to be saved....that is a career choice, not a cry for help. I mean it might be a cry for help, but Becky Sue down on 8th street is acting crazy for free, she's the one who needs saving.


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The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

even if it's your girlfriend, you cant fix what's wrong with her

she has to come to that place on her own

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Self-esteem issues.

.

peace & blessings,

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>but Becky Sue down on 8th
>street is acting crazy for free, she's the one who needs
>saving.

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*slow claps*

.

word.

>Do you know how many actual hoes need saving

lol...

.

i am highly amused

whoa.

I used to be THAT guy.

The dude always falling in love with girls with issues out the yin-yang.

No not more...but USED to be....lol

peace & blessings,

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psst... you missed my Walk On post... it ended up in a back-and-forth between me and him... not what I was going for :(

i'll check for it. if you can, capn sav-a-poast it back to the first page or so.


peace & blessings,

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Search your name... I admitted it was a "poetx bat signal", lol...

both them comments was people's eyebrow-worthy, tho.

peace & blessings,

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ok, I just read that post... the negro is rapidly ascending into the resident simp nigga of Okayplayer...


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I mean, this post is just THAT awesome.

indeed

When they can't keep their own apartment or asses clean? Think about it.

@}-,-`-

xD

i'm just saying though, brah.

the dirty work. Listening to them bitch, being there after they met up with their ex and then pretending we're oblivious, loaning them money that we aren't going to get back, running errands, treating them like queens by acting like jesters, waking up in the middle of the night because they MIGHT let us fuck, giving them a semblance of a stable relationship when our goodwill is just met with contempt, also there is some light typing.

Now maybe all of this will result in these hoes becoming housewives, but we won't be around to see it. Our reward is knowing that deep down the next guy might be saved from some of this bullshit. By the time they've successfuly dealt with at least one deblitating emotional issue we've already been evicted from their lives and we've moved on to trying to help a stripper get her GED.


"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

>the dirty work. Listening to them bitch, being there after
>they met up with their ex and then pretending we're oblivious,
>loaning them money that we aren't going to get back, running
>errands, treating them like queens by acting like jesters,
>waking up in the middle of the night because they MIGHT let us
>fuck, giving them a semblance of a stable relationship when
>our goodwill is just met with contempt, also there is some
>ligt typing.
>
>Now maybe all of this will result in these hoes becoming
>housewives, but we won't be around to see it. Our reward is
>knowing that deep down the next guy might be saved from some
>of this bullshit. By the time they've successfuly dealt with
>at least one deblitating emotional issue we've already been
>evicted from their lives and we've moved on to trying to help
>a stripper get her GED.


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Sorry...I saw the above to replies, and I had to...lol

goddammit this post is BRILLIANT

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i had a homeboy that was all this to me and i set my standards higher because of him


he made the bar like wayyyy up here

cuz I was like if my friend can be this good to me why cant MY MAN


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if they can't take care of themselves, fuck em...

@}-,-`-

xD

*shrugs*

cause i know i've prepped many an emotionally stunted immature man for the next chick. lol

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The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

love it

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(Sneezes) Sorry, I am allergic to bullsh#t.

Eventually you have to let go of what you were taught and hang on to what you KNOW you have seen, ya know?

>also there is some
>light typing.

peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

x.

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funniest shyt I've seen today....

that's amazing..


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#160..."Lisa's Date with Density"....in particular the cafeteria scene. Shit is the bench mark for animated Hoe Saving and or being a herb.

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

i said
HA
HA

>#160..."Lisa's Date with Density"....in particular the
>cafeteria scene. Shit is the bench mark for animated Hoe
>Saving and or being a herb.
>
>"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better
>than master of one"-Anonymous
>
>
>The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest
>poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the
>darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

especially after she went over his house
and he went to sleep on her
shes like 'well how am i gonna get home?'
and hes like... 'ionnt know. shoulda thought of that before you got here.'
LOL

and milhouse was STILL waiting for her.
jebus.

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Lisa Simpson a hoe???

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"I'm sick of followin' my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they goin', and hook with them later." - Mitch Hedberg

"I don't think muthafuckas went to the moon either, but that's just me."-Mos

It ain't like the Savee can't also be the Saver.

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"I'm sick of followin' my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they goin', and hook with them later." - Mitch Hedberg

"I don't think muthafuckas went to the moon either, but that's just me."-Mos

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

Tuggin inbetween Islam and straight Thuggin ~ Thought

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L.A. aLL DaY


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After this brilliant post, being able to again tie it back to the simpsons.

Bravo, sir!

One.

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evil

>-2 women who were in high school when I was still reading
>Animorphs and setting up Dystopian Monarchies with my Ninja
>Turtles

lol I'm golf clapping to the whole post but this in partcular.

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The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

DUDE
ya killin me here
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"I don't think muthafuckas went to the moon either, but that's just me."-Mos

peace & blessings,

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lardlad pushed off and hit the fadeway for the ring...the rest of it is post game celebration

OKP Has The Laziest League of Hoe Saving Captains on Earth.

you right, that shit was a trey at the buzzer from jump. first of all, it all fit on the one line. that's not easy.

but lets put this shit up on NFC Playbook and frame by frame it:

OKP.

stop. just so there's no ambiguity, he's tawmbout folks HERE. this is on some, There Will Be Snark shit.

Has The Laziest League of <-- excellent alliteration. also, the formality implied also gives a tip of the chapeau toward the League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, which some of these captains no doubt fancy themselves.

Of Hoe Saving Captains. lololol. i don't know why its funnier to put the description of what they do first. but Laziest League of Captain SaveAHoes just doesn't have the same sparkle and panache.

Hoe Saving Captains. i *WANT* to call somebody that shit. all backwards and stilted like that. "you know WHAT, fam? you a hoe saving captain!"

on Earth. superlative.




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funny shit.

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great post as usual, but since it's a spinoff from mine's

I must reiterate that I'm not trying to "save" anyone

can't say it plainer than that -Styles P

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"I'm sick of followin' my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they goin', and hook with them later." - Mitch Hedberg

"I don't think muthafuckas went to the moon either, but that's just me."-Mos

>but Becky Sue down on 8th street

>is acting crazy for free, she's the one who needs saving.

fuck all that save-a-hoe shit..

Got wookies sitting at the back of the spacebus and shit.

Disgusting.

the jedi mind trick might be hard to pull off when all you can say is "ROOOHR ROOOHHH ROOOHHHRR RROHHHHRR."

"these aren't the... uh... uh... oh shit, these are the droids we're looking for."

stop! lol

>the jedi mind trick might be hard to pull off when all you
>can say is "ROOOHR ROOOHHH ROOOHHHRR RROHHHHRR."
>
>"these aren't the... uh... uh... oh shit, these are the droids
>we're looking for."

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

My cat's wondering what kind of fucked up purr I'm trying to imitate.

>the jedi mind trick might be hard to pull off when all you
>can say is "ROOOHR ROOOHHH ROOOHHHRR RROHHHHRR."
>
>"these aren't the... uh... uh... oh shit, these are the droids
>we're looking for."

btw, that statement is hella racist against wookies. you can't give the invocation at the galactic federation, fam.



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Lowbacca was an underutilized character from jump, but now he gets like 2 sentences for every 3 Legacy Era book that drops. Shit ain't right....and dude had a fucking Bronze lightsaber blade...how badass is that?

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The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

i should just go back to pretending nothing made after jedi exists.

war...unfortunately though Chewie died pretty early in the Vong war. Homeboy who wrote that book got death threats and everything.

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The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

located in the Narada Walden system? Ain't Darth Chuckii Booker from around there?

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if so how did u feel about em?

years before Mace Windu invented that shit. WTF!!

Other than that I've got no beef. I'm not a big fan of that era though. Anything from around 1000 BBY until The Battle of Yavin I'm like eh. Everything prior to those times like KOTOR Era and before or New Republic, NJO, or Legacy Era I like.

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The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

i hope we get a third one where Zannah takes down Bane.

for Bioware, dude wrote KOTOR...he really shoulda been one of the legacy writers.

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damn near broke my heart
fuck those jedis
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Mr. Lucas decided that he didn't want any more created. The Jedi don't discriminate like that.

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The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

Don't know if Im feeling emo because of the holidays or because my fantasy football team got demolished, but I fucking shed a tear at my cubicle.

Keep the flame burning man, eventually, in this life or most likely the next, you will get rewarded.

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"I'm sick of followin' my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they goin', and hook with them later." - Mitch Hedberg

"I don't think muthafuckas went to the moon either, but that's just me."-Mos

*now watches a team yall had trouble with get dismantled by his Phillies who ills on everybody*

The End ( ^_^ )

from your fav team hit the buzzer beater to win a championship
game...

phukkin awesome (c) Dale Cox

You put in all the effort, try to help the girl.. in turn, she gives you shit, attitude.. takes your money... has lazy sex with you... and all for what? so the next dude benefits from all your hard work and benefit? what about your own feelings and baggage claiming tickets? are you just going to let these hoe's walk over you so the next guy benefits? this is all crazy talk to me..

@}-,-`-

xD

its all good tek

@}-,-`-

xD

w/ toothbrushes
BECAUSE THAT IS THE ROLE SOME PEOPLE PLAY

it sucks but that is life

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The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

but if we did the universe would proabably collapse on itself

It would be like, Lord of the Rings.

One side would be happy little elves and hobbits fucking each other.

Other side would look like East New York with orcs.

>It would be like, Lord of the Rings.
>
>One side would be happy little elves and hobbits fucking each
>other.
>
>Other side would look like East New York with orcs.*

*a footnote for those who aren't fully grasping this
picture the warriors, serpico era NY
filled with

http://veged.ru/forlj/orc.jpg



...
myself my knees shook as i was born and remember east ny from then
why for you scare me
let save a h*** and starters continue their divine missions
and we can all live in happy suburbia okpland...
oh wait
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are in the minority. which makes their lovequest so much more noble, quixotic and, ultimately, futile).

>It would be like, Lord of the Rings.
>
>One side would be happy little elves and hobbits fucking each
>other.
>
>Other side would look like East New York with orcs.

i fell the fuck out at 'East New York with orcs'.

if nobody has ever used that in a rhyme before, well... somebody damn sure better.


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...

>Other side would look like East New York with orcs.

Man, I read that shit EXACTLY as Francis would sing it...

....I mean EGG ZACK LEE!!...

You're typing so much fly shit, you should win an ESPY. (I still don't get that fucking line)

some of my earliest girlfriends were straight up lazy hoe's.. i reconnect with some of them from time to time.. the first.. when i met her.. failing average.. after we where done.. she was winning honors at school for academics and is now a journalist... sure, i did my thing as far as helping her.. but i had to deal with all the bullshit which im still putting behind me.. but yeah.. these days.. if she doesn't have it together.. we aren't going to take it there.. im too old for this shit now.. haha..

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xD

im just snarkin on u fam...

u got salty on some..."who wants to be that guy????" as if it wasn't transparent that you have been that guy the majority of the time...it happens to the best...

After family time on Christmas, I am most definitely hitting up a bar or two, to find a lonely divorcee drinking alone for the Holidays. If I can just find her, I know I can make things better.

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Travis.

Just wanted to stick that in here, since this post will exist forever. Might bring a blindsiding laugh later.

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because I have convinced myself that the worst really would happen. I won't even put it on my blog or on OKP, just in case it got popular.

But yeah, dude knew when he signed up that you do NOT get a second chance with Christian Slater.

Like, "baby sit down...I don't think we'll be going to the Bahamas this year...well let me explain...you know that guy Randy Travis? Well you see..."

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>Seriously, bitch bitch bitch. That's all you muthafuckas do.
>
>
>"Oh I'm sad because Sexy McPornstar did a GG scene, I was
>supposed to go out to california, rescue her, and then drive
>her back to my mom's basement in my doo-doo brown '75 Dodge
>Dart so we could live happily ever after watching Dr. Who
>reruns and eating Easy-Mac!"
>
>Fuck outta here.
>
>That's not what a real captain save-a-hoe does. How are u
>gonna save someone online? Did you even read the fucking Hoe
>Saving Manual? Do you know how many actual hoes need saving?
>
>In the short time I've been sexually active/gotten up the
>courage to talk to a girl without mentioning my 14 point
>argument on why Lucas was wrong to ban Wookie Jedi from the
>EU, I've tried to actually save the following girls.
>
>-A crazy poet bitch with daddy issues, promiscuity issues, and
>an ego so big I technically count our sexual exploits as
>threesomes.
>
>-A self-hating lite-bright with arrested development
>
>-2 women who were in high school when I was still reading
>Animorphs and setting up Dystopian Monarchies with my Ninja
>Turtles
>
>-A rich Nigerian girl with low self esteem
>
>-And currently an Afghani girl who just got out of an abusive
>relationship, who also seems to thrive on stress and chaos.
>
>
>That is how you bring honor to the name Save-a-hoe. That is
>how you put your cape on the line, risking your dignity,
>friendships, money, and sanity; not by starting up a bunch of
>fucking posts because your porn wifey decides that she likes
>money more than having a healthy larnyx.
>
>If you're going to be a Captain Save-a-hoe save some real
>emotionally, financially, or otherwise unstable women.
>
>Jesus Christ, even for a bunch of herbs you guys are some
>fucking herbs.
>
>
>
>
>"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better
>than master of one"-Anonymous
>
>
>The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest
>poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the
>darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

.

my heart swells...

the ball.

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

sorry questo

Two Fingers and I'm Out!

shit is great
lol

that is what makes it truly a classic.

like

i'm really in awe

nm

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This post really is flying high, though.

she is what she is

get what you can & go

नमस्ते

Seems like you are on Baby Obama status! Got people jockin the shit out of you, and that's cool.

For a self proclaimed young nerd, you have a lot of wisdom.

But, for me, I have to side with Mr. Bartek. I ain't saving anymore hoes. Can't do it, won't do it!(c)excerpts from Coach Singletary

I wonder how you gonna feel when you get my age? Hope you won't be as cynical as myself.

Keep spittin'...

Peace

then cats got serious but not really then simpsons then simps then a wookie and taygravy small bold black ok at top right - my head hurts.

How do you know this? I think you may be referring to yourself. But, I understand your stupid ass comment is a declaration of war, so carry on evil Manchu!

Peace

Lardlad is funny and smart, and you're neither of those things.

like damn...

>like damn...
>
>

And fuck that HOES MAMMA too for not giving that lil slut some fuckin manners.

I said nothing to the yamp and she tryin to twist niggas with them dusty ass fingers of hers.

Like I really gives a fuck what a raggedy ass bitch on here think of me? lol

I did not say shit negative about baby Yoda. Nothing!

And this hoe had the audacity to try to come at me? I will call that bitch A BITCH in her motherfuckin face and hope a Captain' Save-A-BITCH ASS YAMP or Hector the HOE PROTECTOR would do something!

The BITCH got me fucked up. I ain't her fuckin triflin ass simp ass boyfriend. Better take that shitty ass attitude to that nigga to deal with, forreal!

I ain't important? That bitch's daddy ain't important!..lol



Peace

<------------- Obama love worldwide...

Feel safe? Bitch ass nigga please!

I told you to handle your candle. You live in the land, so do whatcha gotta do. Ain't shit I said to you online that I wouldn't say in your face offline.

Peace

>Lardlad is funny and smart, and you're neither of those
>things.

First off broad, I am smarter than you. Second, I am not here to be funny.

Third, I don't give a fuck about your hoe ass opinion of me. You are not important bitch! Who in the fuck are you anyways? Just some dumb ass bitch who got sprung because baby Yoda laced you with game! WOOOO!!

I went to work, made my loot and came back to see if your dumb yamp ass would say something slick.

LOL @ You trying to give IQ assessments just because some youngster told you some shit I BEEN knowing.

When you wanna get your jeapordy on, holla and we will see who is the dumb one slut!

Peace

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n/m

Peace

you apparently don't.

>you apparently don't.


Thats all you got bitch?

Cause and effect! You made the cause, now it time to receive the effect! Step your shit up if you gonna talk shit!

Peace

Cause and Effect, that shit sound like some lame ass bullshit out of a Will Ferrell movie or somethin...I can already tell you don't do this for real.

>Cause and Effect, that shit sound like some lame ass bullshit
>out of a Will Ferrell movie or somethin...I can already tell
>you don't do this for real.
>
>

Dude, spear me with the weak ass diss. Was I even talking to you? Since you in a hoe savin mode, then handle your candle. You know how to use the inbox.

And what is ironic is that ol' bitch ain't even giving you any pussy, but you so eager to save her..LOL

Peace

>

You sure told me..I am the joke huh? Ok Hancockless, you got me!

Like I thought, your hoe savin' antics is failing..Try again!

BTW, in the future, if you gonna save a yamp, make sure the bitch is suckin your lil dingaling and swallowin' your spooge before defending her honor.. Just a suggestion..You know the rules!(c)Krondon

Peace

I bet u thought up that reply all by yourself!

bitch??? that is so original.


I guess ur lamp really is too dope for me.


lmao

>I bet u thought up that reply all by yourself!
>
>bitch??? that is so original.
>
>
>I guess ur lamp really is too dope for me.
>
>
>lmao


The point is bitch is that you were out of bounds for coming at me in the first place. I never said shit to you. I addressed baby Yoda.

But, of course, you thought you were so cute to disrespect me without provocation and think that I would kowtow to you. But, with me, I have a ZERO TOLERANCE for people talking shit without defending myself.

Now, you got a bitch ass OweKayPlayerhater superhero tryin' to save you and is failing miserably! lol

Why don't you show your appreciation for his so called heroic efforts and dome him up. Just make sure you swallow so you can build some strength to come back at me. You owe him! You must feel real fly to have a coward vee-jay-nah come to your rescue huh?

In the future, if you gonna pre-emptively strike at someone, make sure you have the means to win your lil war.

Peace

you're neither funny, or smart. you're also not very original, either. and i see your blood pressure is up. YOU TYPING HARD, lol.

i bet you really think you're telling me off, don't you?

now THAT is funny.

boy, for someone who is so much smarter and better than me, that doesn't care what i think....you really seem to care what i think.

lmao!

go ahead and have the last word, though. i know you want it.

>you're neither funny, or smart. you're also not very
>original, either. and i see your blood pressure is up. YOU
>TYPING HARD, lol.
>
>i bet you really think you're telling me off, don't you?
>
>now THAT is funny.
>
>boy, for someone who is so much smarter and better than me,
>that doesn't care what i think....you really seem to care what
>i think.
>
>lmao!
>
>go ahead and have the last word, though. i know you want it.


*sighs*


How you gonna tell ME who I am? You don't know how smart I am or not. You don't know shit about me to speak on what I know or don't know.

Talk about not being funny. What have you said that was funny? What comedy shows have you been on?

Just admit that you were out of line and out of pocket so we can end this shit. And tell your hoe savin' vj to re-read the hoe savin' manual because he clearly sucks at it.

Lastly, stop repeating yourself. You already said that I am not funny and smart. But, you have the paucity(look it up genius) to tell me that I am not original? I know you are a hypocrite, but you are being redundant and its annoying.

Best thing for you to do is workin' on your fuckin' skills because that is pretty much all you good for, if you know what's good for you. What else can you contribute to this world other than spittin out crack babies and future criminal ass animal babies?

Make sure in the future, you seriously miss me and not respond to me because I have no time to continuously waste going back and forth with a funky snatch harlot who has no life, no class, no fortune and no common sense.

Peace

take notice, haha

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Network.

i'm laffin, because i think, considering the job description you've laid out, that i've been on both ends of a multi weekend reclamation project.

i've rehabbed a hoe or two (well, in retro, i think 'attempted' -- they ain't listen), and also been the beneficiary of a starter wife/gf.

lmao.

sad thing is that the cap'ns and cap'nettes are more like subcontractors -- they don't get the benefits of the appreciation after the flip.


peace & blessings,

x.

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charm school things.

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

count if the show's producers front the main character with the simp money?

i mean, is you really 'Savin' em' savin 'em if you ain't reduced to eating bottom ramen in order to buy her books for the spring after she foolishly spent HER money on some jeans (that she wore to impress the ex)???

this would be better if it was like extreme makeover hoe edition, and cats that knew both parties could anonymously tape videos and get the crew to roll through on their bus and give save'em tips.


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>count if the show's producers front the main character with
>the simp money?
>i mean, is you really 'Savin' em' savin 'em if you ain't
>reduced to eating bottom ramen in order to buy her books for
>the spring after she foolishly spent HER money on some jeans
>(that she wore to impress the ex)???

See I feel like the financial component is crucial to actual hoe saving...if you don't actually hurt yourself in the process then you're just being a friend, and a sensible one at that. Hoe saving requires some genuine self-inflicted martyrdom.

You know how many times I didn't eat because I bought her food or paid to park her car...or took her out to a restaurant I couldn't afford?

That shit is just basic. It's like in high school, you gotta do her work even if it means not getting yours done...cuz if you don't suffer how will she respect you?

>this would be better if it was like extreme makeover hoe
>edition, and cats that knew both parties could anonymously
>tape videos and get the crew to roll through on their bus and
>give save'em tips.

I think that part would need to be focus tested.

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

i LOVE you guys.

The young prince has been crowned...

Great post!
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good shit, lardlad

the finest fibers found on Katarr, and on the inside....GUCCI PRINT.

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

did they ever make a 3rd KOTOR?

http://www.swtor.com/

I'm really geeked about it...even if they are making it all cartoony like WOW

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

http://www.swtor.com/media/vidcasts/viddoc001

Fam I'm holding off on getting a new computer just so I can buy it right before the game drops.

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

i wonder if its gonna be WoW style with guilds and shit.

MMO's always felt hard to get in on after they've already been established. I tried to get in to FF XI early, but shit went wrong...plus the game was like meh. I beta tested Guild Wars, but I never pursued it afterward...and Star Wars Galaxies...well they fucked that shit up something awful.

But this...I feel like if nothing else I can get in on this shit simply off the strength of being a Star Wars nerd. I'd love to start a guild in this game. U want in? I'd most likely play as a Jedi and maybe start a separate Sith character, smuggler, or bounty hunter later on.*

I mean bioware can do no wrong in my eyes and even though this will be their first foray in to the MMO world, I think it could be dope.

*I'm just assuming that these classes will exist based upon the KOTOR series and the Star Wars Universe.

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

cant wait for this to drop. ive never played any games like this, mmo style and im gonna cop as soon as it drops too. we need to get some okayp's running through shit on there.


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"Trees bright and green turn yellow brown see Autumn caught 'em, see all them leaves must fall down." (C) Dre3K

in this...cuz i could see some nice high stakes betting going on.

Did u play any of the Kotor games?

And i would love to have an OKP guild in this game...shit would be wonderful. Or barring that, at least knowing that other OKPs play.


"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

is there guilds in this tho?

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

i loved to the two KOTR games. The first one obviously better than the second one but i still played both multiple times. been waiting for the third one to come out but this mmo will do.

have you heard any rumors of when its getting released??? I know they just annouced it a few months ago so maybe it wont be out till late next year or 2010.

but yes, it would be nice to have some of ya'll to roll around with in game

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i digs on that shit tho!!!

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

nice goin amigo!!!

but point well taken. However do yall really think dEs is slippin into e-darkness. Seems like his post was to put another poster on blast but it backfired.

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

When are you comin back to the Chi?

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

I made a whole heaping pot of beef stew the other night, and before that meatloaf and mashed potatoes, and smothered chicken and mac and cheese and stuff. I also made a ton of cheese puffs for a holiday party I went to last weekend.

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

lol

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

Sometimes you just want something luxe and simple. Those potatoes were just that. Ol' girl down there feeding you okay?

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

i sit in traffic for 3 hours today and miss out on this?

w O w.

glad i made it in before the lock.....

Lardlad, why do you think cats feel this compulsion to save hoes?

Is it the distant possibility of fucking?

Is it the safe harbor of something analogous to playing hoops with a 1-armed baller?

I'm curious to see your take on this, sir.

(I'm gettin my James Lipton on 'cause Lardlad is droppin gems like a clumsy thief in here, and I wanna pick your brain so that future potential Savers of Hoes in this post...yes, I see you..can see the light and turn away from a life of simpdom)

years...they pined over girls like cats outta fucking Bronte sister novels only to see these girls date the thugs, the creeps, the assholes, the tools, and the doucebags. Then they saw these girls get fucked over and develop some pretty crazy complexes.

Of course given enough time damn near everyone can get some play, so when the girls that wouldn't give dudes the time of day before finally come around cats are determined to prove their high school fantasies (namely that they would make excellent boyfriends) right so they start doing everything in their power to make the girl happy, only to have the girl shit on them like a fucking port-a-john. But dudes steady have that mentality that they can turn ol' girl in to a housewife, even if shit doesn't make a lick of sense.

Oh...and some cats are just doormats.

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

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"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

peace & blessings,

x.

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A+ POSTAGE!

all he needs is a Winnie.

*cues music*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CZRudxD-NQ

That Kevin Arnold was a bit of a bitch...but I've got no problem finding my own little melanined Winnie Cooper...maybe one with glasses and a small afro too.


"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

yeah he was, he bitched up on many occasion (he still my nigga tho)...I meant the coming of age part tho, City of Men would be a better description, but few would get the reference. Now go get you a Minnie (Melanined Winnie). Question tho, is the saving something you're still dealing with or are you moving away from that at this point?

up and you've got to do your duty.

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

Our boy Lardlad did his thing... great stuff homie.

@}-,-`-

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culmination of George Lucas' racist tendencies. He treats Wookiees like they're non-sentients despite their rich culture/history and aptitude with technology. There are many species who should be barred from having Jedis if he's going to ban Wookiee jedi. The damn thing makes no sense.

Also dude shows blatant contempt for his fan base. Now if dude wants to make crappy movies that are antithetical to the brilliance of his original trilogy, that's one thing. But the EU has long been the domain of die hard fans and writers/artists who are more capable of handling the canon than he is. But he continues to intrude upon this realm utilizing his authority to completely destroy the only segment of his media empire that truly satisfies fans, and as a result so many of the EU's handlers have to retcon brilliant additions to the canon to satisfy Lucas' idiocy.

I'm Plo Kloon's master was the legendary Tyvokka....I mean this shit is unreal!

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

>Also dude shows blatant contempt for his fan base. Now if dude
>wants to make crappy movies that are antithetical to the
>brilliance of his original trilogy, that's one thing. But the
>EU has long been the domain of die hard fans and
>writers/artists who are more capable of handling the canon
>than he is. But he continues to intrude upon this realm
>utilizing his authority to completely destroy the only segment
>of his media empire that truly satisfies fans, and as a result
>so many of the EU's handlers have to retcon brilliant
>additions to the canon to satisfy Lucas' idiocy.
>

No one knows how to screw over those who made him wealthy like Lucas. Outside of some of Dark Horse comics and The Thrawn Trilogy, I stick mainly to the movies so I never heard that the Wookie rule. Now you have reading up on Lowbacca.


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You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some Watery Tart threw a sword at you!

in the early years. The NJO series was type wack and the Legacy series felt rushed...

KOTOR and KOTOR II were easily the best things to come out of the EU in a long time...I'm pretty sure Lucas had jack shit to do with them.

Clone Wars is ok...I guess.

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

i mean, two out of three of Leia and Han's kids are dead, one of them because he went Sith Lord nuts? that's not cool.

they've got to be near a reboot of the expanded universe, i think. the main protagonists of the original trilogy are fucking 70 now and, again, it's so dark it's not much fun any more.

and, yes, george lucas is a filthy fucking racist, me-sa agree with that sho nuff. *jar jar shuffles*

I can't stand Jaina, I'd rather fucking read an entire book about fucking Jar Jar and Padme going on a picnic than read even one segment about that lame. Jacen got real dope towards the end of the Vong war, and then they just fucking go nuts and have him become a Sith...and a wack one at that.

I mean I like how Ben has developed though, cuz I used to hate that fucker. Also I'm not sure how she did it, but Karen Travis made the Mandos fucking boring as hell.

There are some good books, but damn if they haven't had some missteps....though maybe I'm biased because Jacen was my favorite EU character, they made him badass, and then fucking ruined his arc.


"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

would fall?

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The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

please let this be archived

Sorry, had to make sure I was dressed up and looking my best before I stepped in here.

Fantastic post.

Would read again.

Archive.

fuckin' excellent.



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i mean...that kinda made my inner kid/geek squeal and ride his bigwheel of into the night

but i wanna post like this when i grow up...like for real...

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

the geekdom is implicit.

peace & blessings,

x.

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The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

super

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seriously, you are. *nods*

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..and miles to go before i sleep...

Now Capt. Save A Ho seems to be a somewhat recession proof business,hoes always need saving right? But if you're laid off or your hustles aren't what they used to be then what? Are certain things cutback like not buying the latest Gucci but compensated in other ways like cleaning out the bathtub,sending money to moms for groceries?

Or is it a case of fuck a recession or potential foreclosure,these hoes need saving and even with the imported high line fashions even more expensive,I'm making sure she's dressed in the best Prada has to offer while she's fucking Kareem or someone else harder and meaner than me,she'll know one day how good I am and what I can do for the next dude.Maybe there's an ass massage or a more meaningful kiss on the lips and long hug in the very distant future.

Those early college years and early to mid 20s are the absolute worst time trying to make sense of the game because noone really knows who they are or what they want so there's a lot of aggravation but at the rate you're going,your Save-A Ho resume will be airtight enough to take it out to Hollywood and rescue Halle from another inevitable divorce.

Now the girls will need heroes more than ever. I mean think about it. They don't have heat in their house, Kareem has some new jawn that he's boning, and you only really need 20 minutes of sleep before heading to work so you can make enough money to pay off all the debt you incurred buying her that birthday present that she never actually thanked you for. So when it's 4 am and she knocks on your door with smeared mascara and some unintelligible story about how her mom just doesn't understand her dream of being an actress/poet/singer you've got to muster your strength, forget the fact that you've been eating nothing but lemon pepper for the past 3 days (true story), put on a pot of coffee, and endure 3 hours of muffled crying and decelerations of how you're such a good friend, just so she can fall asleep on your shoulder after 2 failed attempts to steal second base on an awkward hug.

Economic recessions don't mean shit to the game. This is when heroes are made.

oh..and you hit the nail on the head with the long hug thing.

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

has their been an internet meeting world wide of Capt. Save A Hos to bailout these hoes in hard times. What are Hans,Pierre n'em over in Germany and France doing?

If your save a ho game is so tight,can you take that into struggling countries like Iraq or DRC and take it to the next level?

Lemon Pepper?!! Gat Damn. Couldn't even afford a bag of pretzels or something?

These times are indeed when heroes are made. Monster.com would have your save a ho resume as their prototype for it should be done.

make sense to think about how we can have a global impact. It's really just a matter of finding the proper recruitment tools to acquire new heroes...I feel like we're horribly understaffed for such a project. Hell we're barely making quotas as it is.


"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

or possibly the dude who married Mary J or maybe even Usher as a patron saint?

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"I'm sick of followin' my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they goin', and hook with them later." - Mitch Hedberg

"I don't think muthafuckas went to the moon either, but that's just me."-Mos

needs someone to give her a chance.

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

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"I'm sick of followin' my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they goin', and hook with them later." - Mitch Hedberg

"I don't think muthafuckas went to the moon either, but that's just me."-Mos

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

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"I'm sick of followin' my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they goin', and hook with them later." - Mitch Hedberg

"I don't think muthafuckas went to the moon either, but that's just me."-Mos

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

I know that her childhood was pretty shitty, and she's carrying alot of baggage.

But she created an entire lifestyle based on that for the sake of fame and popularity, rather than trying to come to terms w/it (though therapy, meditation, prayer, etc.) and trying to heal, and maybe graduate to a stable relationship.

I'm not saying that the guys she's dealt with are exactly saints, but they definately deserve consideration for the Captain Save a Hoe Hall of Fame.

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"I'm sick of followin' my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they goin', and hook with them later." - Mitch Hedberg

"I don't think muthafuckas went to the moon either, but that's just me."-Mos

he got stripes and tassels and all typesa shit hangin off his hoe saving jacket and cape.

actually, he was a three star but he got his fourth when she aired him out over the anal beads and buttcrust. he was just a captain like the next man till he started effin w/ superhead. his extreme saveration has catapaulted him to the top.


peace & blessings,

x.

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"I'm sick of followin' my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they goin', and hook with them later." - Mitch Hedberg

"I don't think muthafuckas went to the moon either, but that's just me."-Mos

peace & blessings,

x.

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the price of buying an american hoe two drainks in the club.

peace & blessings,

x.

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two of the most reputable organizations doing good work and always looking for new captains.


peace & blessings,

x.

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about quality than quantity. I feel like some Sub-Saharan or Eastern European broads might fuck around and start to appreciate shit.

American dames got that nice level of entitlement.

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

those will be some grateful hoes, right there. on some, it takes one captain to save a whole village worth of hoes.

same as them white jawns going down to carib to save a bunch of dexters.


peace & blessings,

x.

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to broads...

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

peace & blessings,

x.

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that is all

the end of the game.

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

who neva poked a gul's larnyx on ya wreckas!

You have provided some inspiring words that will hopefully keep Hoe Saving Captains from dancing on the cliff overlooking the Hoe Martyr Ravine.

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha

I look forward to the next Star Wars vs. Star Trek debate, but I salute you here. *tips newsboy hat*

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The most well constructed posts/replies I've seen on OKP in about 4 years. This was a joy to read.

Would read again.


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that's alot of wisdom for a young cat.
props.

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how did we let lameness and simpness get celebrated and applauded?
somewhere, iceberg slim is in his grave crying for the soul of a pimp
it's hard out there for a pimp, but apparently easy out there for a simp

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"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha