years...they pined over girls like cats outta fucking Bronte sister novels only to see these girls date the thugs, the creeps, the assholes, the tools, and the doucebags. Then they saw these girls get fucked over and develop some pretty crazy complexes.

Of course given enough time damn near everyone can get some play, so when the girls that wouldn't give dudes the time of day before finally come around cats are determined to prove their high school fantasies (namely that they would make excellent boyfriends) right so they start doing everything in their power to make the girl happy, only to have the girl shit on them like a fucking port-a-john. But dudes steady have that mentality that they can turn ol' girl in to a housewife, even if shit doesn't make a lick of sense.

Oh...and some cats are just doormats.

"Jack of all trades, master of none, though ofttimes better than master of one"-Anonymous


The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath;the deadliest poison is covetousness;the fiercest fire is hatred; the darkest night is ignorance.-The Buddha