24. "Pick up pencils with your toes" In response to In response to 9
That's the way to get rid of them if the issue isn't already too serious and/or keep them away. While you're sitting around watching TV at night, pick up a handful of pencils (or marbles if you're feeling whimsical and own some marbles), drop them on the floor, and pick them up with your toes. You'll suck at it because you're a person and not an animal which regularly handles objects with your toes, but being good at it is't the point.
Do it every night, same as brushing your teeth and ... whatever the hell else you do as a nightly habit.
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