hear ye, hear ye, All ye inhabitants of Okayland,
The the appointed time is near, the prophecy nearly fulfilled.
The Grand Battle Hip Hop Armageddon is brewing. Where all the MCs great and small,(e.g. black thought and me) wack and dope(e.g. too short and mos def) shall gather in one park and BATTLE.
Yea, it shall be a terrible day!!! Balls of spit inumerable shall fly, neurons firing till they runneth out of vesicles, bad breath shall abound, but fear not, is this not the essence of Hip Hop? the challenge, the retort, the oooohs and aaaahs of quick wit. It has come full circle to where it all began!! East to West, North to South. Prepare thine ears for thou shalt hear dope lyrics the likes of which have never been heard before and shall not be heard ever again.
There are those who do not believe that Black Thought should reply to the infidel Nasir sbuh(shit be upon him)
Well, What the fuck do thou thinkest Black Thought rappeth about in his albums (All 5 of them)? HIS SKILLS!!!!!!
Fools, BT has consistantly prophecied about how no one can withstand his mic skills. How long will ye doubt? Now the time has come. BT fear not, nor let thine heart be trouble. ?uest shall be at thine right hand, Kamal at thine left. Together they shall give thee the dopest, funkiest, slamminest, raw organic, battle beat to ever ooze between the ears of mankind. Do not worry about albums sales, think only of thine honor as MC. Nasir sbuh will crumble like dog doodoo before thee. He shall run and call on upon help from Puffy and his wack minions. Then shall the Grand battle begin. Jay Z shall repent from his wayward tongue and drop conscious lyrics alongside thee and other okay MCs.
the battle shall be fierce, for puffy shall call Dr. Dre in an attempt to out do thee, Eminem and Ice Cube shall join the enemy in hopes of redeeming shattered face. Fear not. Pete Rock, Primo, Jay Dee, shall come to thine aid. Eve shall join thee and denounce lil kim, foxy brown shall wash the makeup off and repent as well. Wycleff shall join the chosen at the request of spragga benz foxy's boyfriend, (don't worry clef won't mc he just helps with the beats) but lauryn shall show up with pras whom she has been secretly training and he shall be tiiiight. The Black Sheep shall finally get it together. However, KRS-One will reveal his secret alliance with Puffy (which would explain his wackness lately) but fear not Outkast shall rebuke him. All the chosen MCs shall join thee. The spittle shall fly.

The infidels will use their buisness connections to lie to the masses,
they shall hire hos to shake phat asses
tempt thee with champaign glasses
but with eyes of eagles thou must look pass it
they are infidels and wack bastards.

Be strong, for in the final hour Bob Marley and Marvin Gaye shall appear in matching jump suits(red gold and green) and a boombox to cleanse the earth of all wackness. Tupac and Biggie shall rise from the dead holding hands. Nappy headed children shall all dance and recite the classics. John Ashcroft shall discover that his grandmother was black and then commit suicice. All shall be well.