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Frank Longo
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"The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. NOPE! BLOCK THE HATE!"


  

          

Since Brendan's already made back Journey 3D's production budget, and it's still in the Top 5 at the Box Office, it's clear that the Summer of Fraser is currently on schedule.

Next up? Mummy 3.

Let's ignore the reviews on Rotten Tomatoes, shall we? We saw critics lickin their chops from a mile away, writing their bad mummy-related hate puns back in June. Whether it's good or bad, I won't know til I see it. When reviews say, "The Mummy series has been dead for a long time, but like the mummies it depicts, it won't stay buried" (har har har), and "The movie feels like the direct-to-dvd version of The Mummy, complete with cheesy, already-done CG effects, and best of all, not a single actual mummy in the entire movie" (um, there are mummies IN THE TRAILER, dickwad), I know this'll be a wait-and-see flick.

But what do I know? Jet Li. Dragons. Yetis. An army of the undead. For me, regardless of how good the flick as a whole is, the shit should at bare minimum be fun.

And yes, it'll be a hit. It's the last big-budget action flick of the summer, it can ride into August. It's got a history of success behind it, and the cast has already signed a contract to do more Mummy flicks.

Did I mention dragons and yetis?

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RE: The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. NOPE! BLOCK THE HATE!
Jul 31st 2008
1
Why no Rachel Weiss?
Jul 31st 2008
2
^^^
Jul 31st 2008
16
Her absence killed the movie
Aug 03rd 2008
30
It looks dumb as shit though
Jul 31st 2008
3
sorry, mang. just can't handle dat fraise
Jul 31st 2008
4
^^^^
Jul 31st 2008
9
This is one mummy that should have been kept under wraps.
Jul 31st 2008
5
Have a mummy ache? Take some Tombs.
Jul 31st 2008
6
      Good call. My acid reflux has been burning my sarcophagus.
Jul 31st 2008
10
           Can(opic jars) I hire(olgyphic) you to jump off a pier(amids)?
Jul 31st 2008
14
Fun = PTP's "At least he's trying"
Jul 31st 2008
7
AND NEW HARRY POTTER TRAILER BEFORE MUMMY 3!! NUMBERS!!
Jul 31st 2008
8
I've got internet. It'll be there, too.
Jul 31st 2008
11
i seriously hate this movie
Jul 31st 2008
12
I'd say it's the Summer of Downey Jr. but...
Jul 31st 2008
13
RE: I'd say it's the Summer of Downey Jr. but...
Jul 31st 2008
15
i've fallen behind in less than two week jeez
Jul 31st 2008
17
this franchise was on its last legs by the 2nd movie
Jul 31st 2008
18
the shit looks horrid.
Jul 31st 2008
19
HERE WE GO AGAIN!
Jul 31st 2008
20
I wanted this to be my post so bad.
Aug 01st 2008
24
RE: I wanted this to be my post so bad.
Aug 01st 2008
25
I HAAAATE MUMMIES.
Aug 01st 2008
26
Jet Li cant stop cuuuuz he wont stop
Jul 31st 2008
21
I have a crush on Michelle Yeoh
Aug 01st 2008
22
speaking of sequels...
Aug 01st 2008
23
The CGI looks god-fucking-awful.
Aug 01st 2008
27
the 2nd mummy had some of the worst cgi ever
Aug 01st 2008
28
not a good film
Aug 02nd 2008
29
so you and I seem to be the only two in here who've actually seen it
Aug 03rd 2008
31
      yetis were the best part follwed by Michelle Yeoh and chick that
Aug 03rd 2008
32
      RE: yetis were the best part follwed by Michelle Yeoh and chick that
Aug 04th 2008
40
           i'm not disputing his contribution. i just find him droll. he has zero
Aug 04th 2008
42
      YES!
Aug 04th 2008
43
B Frasier and Liv Tyler need to team up
Aug 03rd 2008
33
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
Aug 03rd 2008
34
i went in expecting a B movie
Aug 03rd 2008
35
i might have to endure this shitfest for maria bello
Aug 03rd 2008
36
terrible
Aug 04th 2008
37
MUMMY 3 >>>> Indy IV
Aug 04th 2008
38
I honestly wouldn't be surprised.
Aug 04th 2008
39
^^^^ smokes crack and heroin mixed ^^^^
Aug 05th 2008
44
In terms of disappointment? Yeah, Indy DEF disappointed me more.
Dec 29th 2008
46
      I wasn't saying the MUMMY 3 was a perfect movie by any means...
Dec 30th 2008
48
We can't believe you guys are still falling for this crap
Aug 04th 2008
41
i'm asking netflizzle to refund me 39 cents off this bullshit, yo.
Dec 29th 2008
45
LOL, I forgot to post my review. Here's a swipe.
Dec 29th 2008
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1. "RE: The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. NOPE! BLOCK THE HATE!"
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i'll b there to check it out, i dug the last 2 mummy flicks.

plus the S/O wants to see it.

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2. "Why no Rachel Weiss?"
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My wife is severly pissed at this...

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16. "^^^"
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i'm mildly put out
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30. "Her absence killed the movie"
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oh yeah and the annoying son.

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3. "It looks dumb as shit though"
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No way I'm blowing movie theater money on this. It's a Netflixer if I see it at all.

  

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4. "sorry, mang. just can't handle dat fraise"
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9. "^^^^"
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5. "This is one mummy that should have been kept under wraps."
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"So bad you'll demand your mummy back."

"This movie gave me a mummy ache."

"If you plan on spending time with Mummy Dearest, better stock up on wire coat hangers--you'll need them to poke your eyes out."

"Mummy mums its mummy mumminess with enough mummy mummitude to mum your mum until she mums her own mummy out of pure mummity. Mummy."

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6. "Have a mummy ache? Take some Tombs."
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*dodges tomatoes*

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10. "Good call. My acid reflux has been burning my sarcophagus."
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That's why my girl always keeps a roll in her curse.

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14. "Can(opic jars) I hire(olgyphic) you to jump off a pier(amids)?"
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7. "Fun = PTP's "At least he's trying""
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8. "AND NEW HARRY POTTER TRAILER BEFORE MUMMY 3!! NUMBERS!!"
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11. "I've got internet. It'll be there, too."
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I just dunno. I already put my money towards SOF. I think I might let other folks handle this one. I've got an appointment with the doctor tomorrow because I still can't get the stink of Journey 3D off me.

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12. "i seriously hate this movie"
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these soulless paint-by-numbers shit logs that the studios poop out every year make my stomach turn.

no joy. no risk-taking. no excitement.

just pile up a bunch of random bullshit. add a splash of cgi on top. mix in an washed-up, apathetic, b-list movie star and bake for 90 minutes.

when you see the stories movies are capable of telling and then witness imagination-sucking snore-fests like this...

the whole thing intensely depresses me.

  

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13. "I'd say it's the Summer of Downey Jr. but..."
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...90 million production budget and 30 million in advertising for Tropic Thunder? That doesn't seem like a good idea. And I've heard a lot of people say they think it looks dumb. AND it's going to be arriving in the wake of the Pineapple Express which I think will get very good word of mouth.

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15. "RE: I'd say it's the Summer of Downey Jr. but..."
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Between Step Brothers and Pineapple i would pin it is another summer of Apatow, but thats just me. Tropic thunder does look awesome as well, but they will have trouble recouping i think.

  

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17. "i've fallen behind in less than two week jeez"
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still have to see hellboy
wasn't sure about hits though
i just knw no one will like it
and the summer has been good to me
dunno if i want to do it to myself
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18. "this franchise was on its last legs by the 2nd movie"
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at least that hack sommers isn't directing

instead we get the hack who directed XXX and Stealth. Super.

  

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19. "the shit looks horrid."
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20. "HERE WE GO AGAIN!"
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25. "RE: I wanted this to be my post so bad."
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26. "I HAAAATE MUMMIES."
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21. "Jet Li cant stop cuuuuz he wont stop"
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22. "I have a crush on Michelle Yeoh"
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23. "speaking of sequels..."
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The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior

yea, they made another which has not relations to The Mummy and The Scorpion King.





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27. "The CGI looks god-fucking-awful."
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I mean, that dragon? WHOOOOOO KIDDDDDD that looks cheesy.

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28. "the 2nd mummy had some of the worst cgi ever"
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the blimp was a fucking embarrassment

  

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29. "not a good film"
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my brother and I gave it a C

it's not so pathetically bad that you want to gouge your eyes out but not great either

it's simply formulaic family fun

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31. "so you and I seem to be the only two in here who've actually seen it"
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It wasn't offensive bad,
but there wasn't a single good element in it.
Brendan wasn't very good (and his voice sounded...... strange)
Maria Bello, godblessher, was no Rachel Weisz,
I fucking hate the son,
I have no idea how/why Jet Li lost his facial hair after he came back to life,
Jet Li wasn't the dragon nearly as much as he should have been,
I have no clue what that other thing he turned into was,
the yetis were ALMOST great,
the auxilliary stories were not interesting at all,
and it was pretty anti-climatic.

Best element:
the detail in the mummy armies. No two soldiers looked alike, and I appreciated that.

Overall,
I dozed off 3 times.

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32. "yetis were the best part follwed by Michelle Yeoh and chick that"
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played her daughter.
Rachel was missed but I don't blame her for avoiding this. Actually I congratulate her.

Now the son, my goodness. Where do u start?
He was waaaay too old for the part.
He had no English accent and in fact started doing Matt Damon impressions halfway through. Just horrible.


Brendan continues whoring for checks. At least he didn't annoy me.

Never been a big Jet Li fan. He made no big impression on this film. Honestly though, filling Arnold Vosloo's shoes was going to be tough any way (I mean that). Hated Russell Wong didn't get more screen time.

Not more or less than expected

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40. "RE: yetis were the best part follwed by Michelle Yeoh and chick that"
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>Never been a big Jet Li fan. He made no big impression on this
>film.

this hurts me, and i'm not sure how i feel about it. true, he didn't do much in this movie, but he's been in some classic films.

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42. "i'm not disputing his contribution. i just find him droll. he has zero"
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charisma. And this is coming from a Tony Jaa fan (but Jaa has has the sickest stunts and choreography out there).

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43. "YES!"
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>I fucking hate the son,

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33. "B Frasier and Liv Tyler need to team up"
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Box Office wont know what hit em!!

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34. "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE"
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I didn't like it

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35. "i went in expecting a B movie"
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and i got a C movie

but should i be disappointed?
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36. "i might have to endure this shitfest for maria bello"
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i had no idea she was in it

i am no torn

fuck it, i got a history of violence. i think im gonna turn that shit on tonight.

  

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37. "terrible"
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Like I know summer actions films like this are generally full of cliches, but this shit was just tired. The suburban folks around seemed to enjoy it, and my mom liked it, but I was sitting there pretty bored the whole time. Not enough Jet Li for me, the plot was too easy to anticipate, and the writing was horrible (easily worst part of the film).

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38. "MUMMY 3 >>>> Indy IV"
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39. "I honestly wouldn't be surprised."
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44. "^^^^ smokes crack and heroin mixed ^^^^"
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46. "In terms of disappointment? Yeah, Indy DEF disappointed me more."
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But I wouldn't go this far, lol.

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48. "I wasn't saying the MUMMY 3 was a perfect movie by any means..."
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...but I enjoyed it way more than I did anything post-nuclear fridge in KotCS.

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41. "We can't believe you guys are still falling for this crap"
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45. "i'm asking netflizzle to refund me 39 cents off this bullshit, yo."
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even with my brain turned off, shit was painful.


but now i ain't as mad as the ones from egypt. its obvious that the scriptwriter(s) for the mummy franchise feel personally responsible to fuck over the history of EVERY people they encounter.

all monument building pre-western civilizations were bloodthirsty and evil. is mummy south america far off?

mummy easter island?

lol.


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47. "LOL, I forgot to post my review. Here's a swipe."
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http://thepasswordisswordfish.wordpress.com/2008/10/27/upcoming-dvd-releases-hancock-the-rocker-the-mummy-3/

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (coming December): I’m an unabashed fan of the first Mummy, a fun action romp where the special effects didn’t swallow the film’s charm. The second movie had its moments, but the fun one-liners were replaced with an annoying child actor and terribly written romantic scenes– plus, the effect of the “Scorpion King” I submit to this day is still the worst special effect in the history of big-budget action films. This film comes closer to the first movie– it attempts for humor far more often, and its special effects have some wit to them (I enjoyed the statue that came to life, ripped the stone from its face, and threw it at Brendan Fraser). It still has its flaws, such as more terrible love scenes, and a fight scene between Jet Li and Michelle Yeoh that doesn’t come close to its potential. Still, if the idea of a film with dragons, yetis, and armies of the undead fighting one another is something that makes you smile, this absolutely merits a viewing.

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