391784, so you and I seem to be the only two in here who've actually seen it Posted by DubSpt, Sun Aug-03-08 01:35 AM
It wasn't offensive bad, but there wasn't a single good element in it. Brendan wasn't very good (and his voice sounded...... strange) Maria Bello, godblessher, was no Rachel Weisz, I fucking hate the son, I have no idea how/why Jet Li lost his facial hair after he came back to life, Jet Li wasn't the dragon nearly as much as he should have been, I have no clue what that other thing he turned into was, the yetis were ALMOST great, the auxilliary stories were not interesting at all, and it was pretty anti-climatic.
Best element: the detail in the mummy armies. No two soldiers looked alike, and I appreciated that.
Overall, I dozed off 3 times.
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