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Topic subjectso you and I seem to be the only two in here who've actually seen it
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391784, so you and I seem to be the only two in here who've actually seen it
Posted by DubSpt, Sun Aug-03-08 01:35 AM
It wasn't offensive bad,
but there wasn't a single good element in it.
Brendan wasn't very good (and his voice sounded...... strange)
Maria Bello, godblessher, was no Rachel Weisz,
I fucking hate the son,
I have no idea how/why Jet Li lost his facial hair after he came back to life,
Jet Li wasn't the dragon nearly as much as he should have been,
I have no clue what that other thing he turned into was,
the yetis were ALMOST great,
the auxilliary stories were not interesting at all,
and it was pretty anti-climatic.

Best element:
the detail in the mummy armies. No two soldiers looked alike, and I appreciated that.

Overall,
I dozed off 3 times.