"You ever be driving with a person that can NOT give directions?"
And smartphones have made that sh*t worse, cause they be in their phone when they sposed to be telling you where to go. That’s why when I have the address, I just prefer to drop it into waze.
But yeah you’re driving in the right lane, and instead of saying, “make a left at the light” or “such and such street” they says some shit like “get over in the left lane”. You get over thinking a split in the road or a turn is coming up. Come to find out, your turn is like 3 miles ahead. Either that or they let you get all the way in the intersection and be like “turn here”.
I had a frat brother that had that bad. Get in the car, sposed to be telling the driver how to get somewhere, instead this mothaf*cka is up there pouring his beer in a cup. Negro you gon be the navigator or the bartended. Make up your mind.
“Make a right at the light”….*makes right*……”oh sh*t not this light, I meant the next light…..back up.” No, negro, SHUT up.
My pops, I love him dearly, but when I’m tryna turn left onto a busy street (meaning I have ot check the traffic coming fro the right) while he’s in the passenger seat, how does he manage to get his head in every spot I’m tryna look at to block my view? I move my head forward, he moves HIS head forward “Ok, you got it”. I move my head back to see, he moves HIS head back “ok you got it!” Dad, sit back lol
4. "Biggest source of grief in my marriage. My wife is the worst navigator. " In response to Reply # 0
She is a new yorker who doesn't drive so she doesn't realize that it is the JOB of the person who is not driving to be helpful to the driver on long trips. That main job is navigating. get the directions. Don't give me the next 15 direction steps unless I ask but DO tell me when turns are coming up.
Drives me crazy.
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24. "My wife is horrible with directions" In response to Reply # 0
like even when I already put directions from our address to our destination address. I have her hold the phone. She will mute the directions and have me missing turns or turning early. I always yell TURN ON THE DAMN SOUND! She is also a horrible back seat driver, Any drive longer than 30 minutes and I want to punch her in the mouth.
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but i will confuse my right and my left when i'm not focused but i warn the driver it might happen also i'm a walker and if i'm giving direction from a walking perspective i try to warn that while i usually make this turn they may not be able to ~~~~ When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries. ~~~~ You cannot hate people for their own good.