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Nvncible1
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"explain Casinos and Gambling techniques to me HERE"


  

          

I'm not into gambling. I was dragged here . But imma be at this casino hotel for the next couple days.

Everything pretty much comped. Free money .


Right?


How can i walk outta here with some strange change?

I don't know how to play anything. Nothing. So mainly I'd only be doing slots. If anything.


Happy new year.

  

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contrary to belief, play the slot machine that recently hit
Dec 31st 2014
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progressive slots mean you playing against the rest of their network
Jan 01st 2015
2
Roulette is a game you can build money on
Jan 01st 2015
3
Aside from the basket it's literally all the same nm.
Jan 01st 2015
16
The trick is "become the casino"
Jan 01st 2015
4
Base. n/m
Jan 01st 2015
6
keep your money. dont go to the atm.
Jan 01st 2015
5
this wont get the movie financed faster
Jan 01st 2015
7
it's less than 50/50
Jan 01st 2015
13
roulette is the worst game you can play.
Jan 01st 2015
8
what's better then the 50/50 odds you get betting red or blk on roulette
Jan 01st 2015
9
There's also the green 0 and 00
Jan 01st 2015
12
I believe the odds are 37:1 inside.
Jan 01st 2015
14
how you figure? bet black & red, odd & even and then once
Jan 01st 2015
10
always bet on black (c)
Jan 01st 2015
11
Don't gamble on anything but Poker or Sportsbetting
Jan 01st 2015
15
I'm no expert but
Jan 01st 2015
17
craps. pass line + odds is the best bet in any casino
Jan 01st 2015
18
Yep absolute fact
Jan 02nd 2015
20
slots have horrible odds no matter what
Jan 02nd 2015
19
Slots must pay out between 75 and 98% of the money they bring in
Jan 02nd 2015
22
I have a personal strategy for maximizing my time at the table
Jan 02nd 2015
21

rdhull
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1. "contrary to belief, play the slot machine that recently hit"
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PoppaGeorge
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2. "progressive slots mean you playing against the rest of their network"
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Not just people in that casino, or against others in that chain of properties...

EVERYONE that's playing on that specific progressive network (progressives are all centrally controlled by whomever the vendor is for that particular game is i.e WMS, Bally, Konami, etc...). You play against everyone that plays it globally.



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PoppaGeorge
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3. "Roulette is a game you can build money on"
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don't play a single number straight up, play corners, rows and shit. If you hit, you don't get as much money, but you get decent odds on it.

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RaFromQueens
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16. "Aside from the basket it's literally all the same nm."
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handle
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4. "The trick is "become the casino""
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Casinos have the advantage in every single game - so if you're not the casino you'll likely not win.

So play for "fun" and only lose an amount you can afford to lose.

And if you are UP then the strategy is to quit while up.

  

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6. "Base. n/m"
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Deadzombie
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5. "keep your money. dont go to the atm."
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Binlahab
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7. "this wont get the movie financed faster"
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play roulette. nice & easy. if you bet on either red or black you got a 50/50 chance of winning some money


does it really matter?

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debo40oz
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13. "it's less than 50/50"
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Because of the green 0 and 00. But still not super bad odds

  

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LeroyBumpkin
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8. "roulette is the worst game you can play."
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THE worst.

Stick to blackjack.

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Binlahab
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9. "what's better then the 50/50 odds you get betting red or blk on roulette"
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There are none

does it really matter?

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PimpTrickGangstaClik
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12. "There's also the green 0 and 00"
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Definitely not 50/50 odds.
These spots give roulette one of the biggest house edges in the casino

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14. "I believe the odds are 37:1 inside."
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And the house has a huge edge there.

Of course there are variations of bets to play on those numbers that increase your odds, but you're better off playing blackjack or craps.

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10. "how you figure? bet black & red, odd & even and then once"
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you've stacked a good amount of their money, you go inside and bet on the numbers. hit just one and then bounce while you're way ahead...

  

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11. "always bet on black (c)"
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TheStandard
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15. "Don't gamble on anything but Poker or Sportsbetting"
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They're the only 2 things you can win at unless you can card count in black jack

or you can spend hours figuring out a bias in the roulette wheel


  

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17. "I'm no expert but"
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Craps: The most fun to play but one of the harder games to figure out. Lots of different bets you can make. You don't have to play on every dice roll and you don't have to leave the table unless someone else wants to jump in. Probably the best place to score some free drinks too.

BlackJack: My personal favorite. You need to know the rules before jumping in on this one. If you got 2 other people at the table that knows how to fucking play you can beat the dealer a lot. If you are in Vegas, go to old las vegas strip and hit up the old casinos. They got cheap opening bets and you learn how to play.

Roulette: Man fuck this game. Best odds my ass. I think this might be the most rigged piece of shit on the whole casino floor. Its simple as hell and that is how they get you.

Slots: Hey slots are what I call "extra cash" games. If you didn't blow all your money by now you should take whatever you got left from losing and play slots with it. I don't mean go to the ATM and take out more money. I mean take your cab fare or your buffet money and put it in the slots. You might get lucky! I won $250 bucks on slots. Most money I ever won in a casino.

Poker: I've been playing poker online and on some apps but never in real life. This game is versus other people as opposed to the casino itself. If you got people who are good at your table you are fucked. If you are playing with a bunch of newbies and you know how to play you will clean up.

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18. "craps. pass line + odds is the best bet in any casino"
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20. "Yep absolute fact"
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All though I suck at craps.

  

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19. "slots have horrible odds no matter what"
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roulette has some of the worst odds for a table game
craps has some of the best

there is no game where the casino doesn't have an advantage (unless it is a game where you are strictly playing against the other participants)


just pick an amount you're willing to lose, find a game you enjoy, and hope that the variance that occurs over small samples ends up making you a winner

  

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John Forte
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22. "Slots must pay out between 75 and 98% of the money they bring in"
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It's pure chance, but they pay out a lot.

  

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21. "I have a personal strategy for maximizing my time at the table"
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Fri Jan-02-15 09:07 AM by Cocobrotha2

          

I'm not trying to break the bank... I'm just trying to maximize my fun while minimizing my losses.

So I generally stick to craps and blackjack and I play with 10 times the table minimum. If I bet conservatively, I can usually string things out for an hour or two, which is a reasonable amount for me to risk, particularly if the table minimums are relatively low.

I also set an upper limit of double my money. I've occasionally hit my goal but I've rarely actually walked away with double my money for a bunch of reasons but I think you need to have discipline when you're up.

Some people say you need to really push your luck when you're winning but I think if you can set a modest goal that you can hit consistently, you're more likely to come out ahead.

The more you play, the more likely you'll lose so you need something to tell yourself to get up and out of the casino with your profit.

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