I'm not into gambling. I was dragged here . But imma be at this casino hotel for the next couple days.

Everything pretty much comped. Free money .


Right?


How can i walk outta here with some strange change?

I don't know how to play anything. Nothing. So mainly I'd only be doing slots. If anything.


Happy new year.

Not just people in that casino, or against others in that chain of properties...

EVERYONE that's playing on that specific progressive network (progressives are all centrally controlled by whomever the vendor is for that particular game is i.e WMS, Bally, Konami, etc...). You play against everyone that plays it globally.



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don't play a single number straight up, play corners, rows and shit. If you hit, you don't get as much money, but you get decent odds on it.

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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D

Casinos have the advantage in every single game - so if you're not the casino you'll likely not win.

So play for "fun" and only lose an amount you can afford to lose.

And if you are UP then the strategy is to quit while up.

play roulette. nice & easy. if you bet on either red or black you got a 50/50 chance of winning some money


does it really matter?

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Because of the green 0 and 00. But still not super bad odds

THE worst.

Stick to blackjack.

There are none

does it really matter?

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Definitely not 50/50 odds.
These spots give roulette one of the biggest house edges in the casino

And the house has a huge edge there.

Of course there are variations of bets to play on those numbers that increase your odds, but you're better off playing blackjack or craps.

you've stacked a good amount of their money, you go inside and bet on the numbers. hit just one and then bounce while you're way ahead...

They're the only 2 things you can win at unless you can card count in black jack

or you can spend hours figuring out a bias in the roulette wheel

Craps: The most fun to play but one of the harder games to figure out. Lots of different bets you can make. You don't have to play on every dice roll and you don't have to leave the table unless someone else wants to jump in. Probably the best place to score some free drinks too.

BlackJack: My personal favorite. You need to know the rules before jumping in on this one. If you got 2 other people at the table that knows how to fucking play you can beat the dealer a lot. If you are in Vegas, go to old las vegas strip and hit up the old casinos. They got cheap opening bets and you learn how to play.

Roulette: Man fuck this game. Best odds my ass. I think this might be the most rigged piece of shit on the whole casino floor. Its simple as hell and that is how they get you.

Slots: Hey slots are what I call "extra cash" games. If you didn't blow all your money by now you should take whatever you got left from losing and play slots with it. I don't mean go to the ATM and take out more money. I mean take your cab fare or your buffet money and put it in the slots. You might get lucky! I won $250 bucks on slots. Most money I ever won in a casino.

Poker: I've been playing poker online and on some apps but never in real life. This game is versus other people as opposed to the casino itself. If you got people who are good at your table you are fucked. If you are playing with a bunch of newbies and you know how to play you will clean up.

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All though I suck at craps.

roulette has some of the worst odds for a table game
craps has some of the best

there is no game where the casino doesn't have an advantage (unless it is a game where you are strictly playing against the other participants)


just pick an amount you're willing to lose, find a game you enjoy, and hope that the variance that occurs over small samples ends up making you a winner

It's pure chance, but they pay out a lot.

I'm not trying to break the bank... I'm just trying to maximize my fun while minimizing my losses.

So I generally stick to craps and blackjack and I play with 10 times the table minimum. If I bet conservatively, I can usually string things out for an hour or two, which is a reasonable amount for me to risk, particularly if the table minimums are relatively low.

I also set an upper limit of double my money. I've occasionally hit my goal but I've rarely actually walked away with double my money for a bunch of reasons but I think you need to have discipline when you're up.

Some people say you need to really push your luck when you're winning but I think if you can set a modest goal that you can hit consistently, you're more likely to come out ahead.

The more you play, the more likely you'll lose so you need something to tell yourself to get up and out of the casino with your profit.