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"Vikings involved sex/drug romp on party boat"


  

          

Wait a minute...isn't that what Vikings do? I wonder if Tice was selling tickets to this shindig.


Vikings allegedly had sex party on boats
Police investigating claims of prostitution, drugs and sex acts
startribune.com
Updated: 12:09 a.m. ET Oct. 12, 2005

Authorities are investigating whether Minnesota Vikings players were involved in allegations of criminal sexual conduct on charter boats Thursday on Lake Minnetonka.

A woman who apparently was working as a hostess on one of the boats called Mound police about 7:30 p.m. to report possible prostitution, drugs and sex acts, according to police reports. The information was coming from her brother’s girlfriend, who was working as a hostess on the boat, the report said. The girlfriend said the boat was chartered by the Minnesota Vikings.

The Hennepin County Sheriff’s Office said it is investigating a report of alleged criminal conduct on an Al and Alma’s charter boat. Nobody has been arrested and no suspects have been identified, said Sgt. Haans Viteks. He wouldn’t confirm or deny whether any Vikings were involved.

“It was a stag party atmosphere on the boat with allegations of strippers and sexual conduct,’’ he said. “We’re still trying to sort things out at this time.’’

A Vikings official said the team would have no comment. Two hours after the Mound police received the call, another woman called to complain that six or seven men pulled up in a shuttle bus limo and urinated in her yard, police reports said. She followed the limo to Al and Alma’s, but she couldn’t identify the men, said Chief Jim Kurtz.

The responding officer was told that there were 40 people on the boat and that it was the Vikings football team, the police reports said.

The urination incident is no longer under investigation, Kurtz said.

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that sounds like some bullshit to me, so what they fucked some strippers...
Oct 11th 2005
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Why don't u
Oct 11th 2005
2
^^^Response of the day
Oct 12th 2005
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beautiful!
Oct 13th 2005
72
this is pure bullshit
Oct 12th 2005
4
good thing Daunte wasn't there
Oct 12th 2005
5
In other news: Onterrio Smith misses sweet party, is bummed out
Oct 12th 2005
6
Stag party atmosphere? Are they joking?
Oct 12th 2005
7
sorry about makin' an example of your thread, emeyesi...
Oct 12th 2005
8
Sorry I had to make it
Oct 12th 2005
40
      ?
Oct 12th 2005
44
           !
Oct 13th 2005
105
UNLOCKED!
Oct 12th 2005
9
Michael Bennett HAD to be there
Oct 12th 2005
10
      If Chirs Liewenski was there
Oct 12th 2005
13
           Gary Andersen was running the damn show
Oct 12th 2005
15
                Not on the Vikes anymore
Oct 12th 2005
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                     He may not be on the Vikes
Oct 12th 2005
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                          I want to go on an Al & Alma's Charter Boat tour of Lake Minnetonka
Oct 12th 2005
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                               Did you vote for Jesse the Body?
Oct 12th 2005
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                                    I was 14 when that happened
Oct 12th 2005
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                                         Jesse is a swell man
Oct 12th 2005
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                                              Jesse's a douche and an idiot
Oct 12th 2005
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                                                   BUT DID HE DRIVE THE BOAT?
Oct 12th 2005
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                                                        He probably doesn't know how
Oct 12th 2005
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                                                             Mr Perfect>>>>>>>>>>>>Minnesota
Oct 12th 2005
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                                                                  Mr Perfect's from Minnesota
Oct 12th 2005
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                                                                       I know he is
Oct 12th 2005
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                                                                            No business how?
Oct 12th 2005
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                                                                                 Dahmer>>>>>>>>>>>Arn Anderson
Oct 12th 2005
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                                                                                      Sex boat>>>>>>>>>>>Mark Chmura's hot tub
Oct 12th 2005
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                                                                                           The girl from the hot tub went to UWM
Oct 12th 2005
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                                                                                           UWM>>>>>>>>>>>>Harvard
Oct 12th 2005
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                                                                                           Joah Tucker>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jordan
Oct 12th 2005
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                                                                                           slow down there
Oct 13th 2005
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                                                                                           Fine
Oct 13th 2005
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I win
Oct 12th 2005
11
its about time they scored!
Oct 12th 2005
12
we need to make OKP the #1 google site for "sex boat"
Oct 12th 2005
14
What can I do to help?
Oct 12th 2005
37
      I think we need links that refer to this site under the title "sex boat"
Oct 12th 2005
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           Whoo ride has been conquered
Oct 12th 2005
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UPDATE: Players grilled about their roles on the Sex Boat (Mewelde was t...
Oct 12th 2005
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This quote = comedy GOLD
Oct 12th 2005
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RE: As is this
Oct 14th 2005
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MEWELDE IS MY NIGGA
Oct 12th 2005
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I'm SO Proud of him
Oct 12th 2005
50
What's with Asiatic Man calling people "Sir", though?
Oct 12th 2005
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*Fred Smoot stars in sequel to Eyes Wide Shut*
Oct 13th 2005
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SEX BOAT'S HOME
Oct 12th 2005
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RE: SEX BOAT'S HOME
Oct 12th 2005
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SEX BOAT REVEALED!
Oct 12th 2005
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^NWS
Oct 12th 2005
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This needs to be repeated, only louder: NOT WORK SAFE!
Oct 13th 2005
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      RE: This needs to be repeated, only louder: NOT WORK SAFE!
Oct 13th 2005
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           Porn at home and porn at work are totally different
Oct 13th 2005
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Reup????? nm
Oct 12th 2005
45
RE: i don't think that's ted cottrell
Oct 13th 2005
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      what's the big deal?
Oct 13th 2005
56
gahndi would be so proud of us
Oct 12th 2005
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No he wouldn't.
Oct 12th 2005
51
      I think you're both right
Oct 13th 2005
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I categorically deny all tales of my existence
Oct 12th 2005
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How did you overtake the pirates Cy and Will?
Oct 12th 2005
49
Getting locked vs. getting anchored
Oct 13th 2005
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      loch'd?
Oct 13th 2005
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           Delores Tucker sued Tupac for making her husband impotent
Oct 13th 2005
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                and I'm sure that in some universe this reply makes sense
Oct 13th 2005
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                     Who else has the power to do that, huh?
Oct 13th 2005
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                     Tim Roth was in Gridlock'd, not Belushi
Oct 13th 2005
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                          Not that that sort of thing would stop him.
Oct 13th 2005
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                          thats why it would really be weird
Oct 14th 2005
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I'm only offended by this because they're 1-3
Oct 13th 2005
59
This is the spark
Oct 13th 2005
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      Illinois has laws against you doing that to the Bears, actually
Oct 13th 2005
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      But no one controls the high seas
Oct 13th 2005
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      ^^^NAUTICAL POST^^^
Oct 13th 2005
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      LOL
Oct 13th 2005
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      But the Bears could get to Canadien waters
Oct 13th 2005
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           Be very polite to it
Oct 13th 2005
85
                Does Canada have a coast guard?
Oct 13th 2005
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      RE: This is the spark
Oct 13th 2005
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           I heard that was the theory behind the Mayflower too
Oct 13th 2005
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                The fucking on the Mayflower was enough to make Asiatic Man blush
Oct 13th 2005
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what's the big deal?
Oct 13th 2005
60
The Packers sex ship...
Oct 13th 2005
67
while they mention that Favre is having the most fun
Oct 13th 2005
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This has to be archived, period.
Oct 13th 2005
70
most laughs i've had all day
Oct 15th 2005
141
Somewhere Micheal Irvin,LT,Patrick Ewing,Straw and Spud
Oct 13th 2005
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no, somewhere Irvin, Nate Newton, Lary Allen, Erik Williams
Oct 13th 2005
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yeah....that too.
Oct 13th 2005
80
      I guess if the Vikings were hockey players it would be different
Oct 13th 2005
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cant forget Bam Bam morris
Oct 15th 2005
143
i am taking a vow to mention the vikings sex boat....
Oct 13th 2005
79
Well, while your at it
Oct 13th 2005
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      CHANGE YOUR SIGS, VIKES FANS!!!!!
Oct 13th 2005
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           Dude, I laugh every time I read "Vikings secks boat"
Oct 13th 2005
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                By juvenile, I assume you mean hilarious
Oct 13th 2005
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                     Yeah, I do
Oct 13th 2005
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                          my Vikings Sex Boat is trademarked...
Oct 13th 2005
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ontop of everyything else plus this, Mike Tice has a job HOW?
Oct 13th 2005
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1-4 + Sex Boat = He better win this weekend
Oct 13th 2005
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      1-3 buddy...
Oct 13th 2005
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The Sex Boat Theme Song
Oct 13th 2005
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i don't see the problem here
Oct 13th 2005
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Bwwahahaha!
Oct 13th 2005
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This officially confirms there is nothing to do in Minnesota
Oct 13th 2005
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*Dead*
Oct 13th 2005
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This is an over-blown story..
Oct 13th 2005
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But there were (aledgedly) dope and whores
Oct 13th 2005
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      Unless Fred Smoot comes to court
Oct 13th 2005
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           True
Oct 13th 2005
104
                Mike was a great player...but
Oct 13th 2005
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i wish the niners had a sex boat
Oct 13th 2005
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Come on, we had topless lesbians!!!
Oct 13th 2005
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yeah, but that was just Jeff Garcia standing around with no shirt on
Oct 14th 2005
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      LMAO. Whoa. You wrong for that.
Oct 14th 2005
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      **ZING** ... shit that's funny
Oct 14th 2005
128
we used to have a sex boat
Oct 13th 2005
116
Stag parties are against the law??? STOP SNITCHIN'!
Oct 13th 2005
109
LOL Lake Minnetonka.
Oct 13th 2005
112
dumbasses prolly thought they were in international waters
Oct 13th 2005
115
Will the Sex Boat be docked?
Oct 14th 2005
117
Ark-ive
Oct 14th 2005
119
ANCHOR'S Away, LOCK up the Women & Children
Oct 14th 2005
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Dear Vikings,
Oct 14th 2005
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Dear Tom Brady's Team,
Oct 14th 2005
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      ^^^^HE REALLY MEANS IT^^^^
Oct 14th 2005
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           its the trademark...
Oct 15th 2005
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RE: Cap'n Save-a-hoe has a whole new meaning
Oct 14th 2005
123
RE: Vikings involved sex/drug romp on party boat
Oct 14th 2005
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How did I miss that Duante line? That's HI-LAROIUS!
Oct 14th 2005
129
So supposedly there's 12 of 'em
Oct 14th 2005
130
Smoot was the mastermind, of course
Oct 15th 2005
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      ^^^ THATS EVIDENCE
Oct 15th 2005
140
      You forgot Lewinski
Oct 15th 2005
142
Vikings sex boat action figures
Oct 14th 2005
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They are giving away A GODDAM BOAT on Vikings.com
Oct 15th 2005
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^^^FREE SEX BOAT!
Oct 16th 2005
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ahoy!
Oct 15th 2005
135
randy moss is looking like genius right about now
Oct 15th 2005
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Why? What boats has he been on lately?
Oct 15th 2005
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      Les Raideres
Oct 16th 2005
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Laurence Maroney asked to come aboard
Oct 15th 2005
139
the cop's name is Haans Viteks??
Oct 16th 2005
146
The list of players on the sex boat has been revealed......
Oct 18th 2005
147
Wow, I did pretty well!
Oct 18th 2005
148
Now, who were the participants and who were the apologists?
Oct 18th 2005
149
      Well, it would been safe for Burleson to have participated
Oct 18th 2005
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No wonder y'alls offense sucks!
Oct 19th 2005
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The S-E-C is not living up to its rep
Oct 19th 2005
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"WHEW!" -Reggie Fowler
Oct 19th 2005
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LOL.....
Oct 19th 2005
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      seriously, can you imagine the slant the media coverage would take if HE...
Oct 19th 2005
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there has to be video of this shyt
Oct 19th 2005
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i dont get it...
Oct 19th 2005
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^^^^ BEENONASEXBOAT-VERTISEMENT
Oct 19th 2005
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the other brothers wish...
Oct 19th 2005
159
It sounds so much cooler when Fred Smoot does it
Oct 20th 2005
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OMG READ THE NEW SPORTS ILLUSTRATED!!!
Oct 19th 2005
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Matt Birk just doesnt give a fuck
Oct 19th 2005
161
Ziggy aint letting him leave
Oct 19th 2005
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he keeps the d-line on LOCK...
Oct 20th 2005
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SEXY sinking ship
Oct 19th 2005
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Someone with a subscription grab those from SI's website
Oct 20th 2005
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      RE: Someone with a subscription grab those from SI's website
Oct 20th 2005
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      Many thanks
Oct 20th 2005
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      Steve Rushin
Oct 20th 2005
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Wilf drops the anchor on Sex Boat
Oct 20th 2005
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Tice may punish players by leaving them on shore
Oct 21st 2005
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He should just challenge them to a fight
Oct 21st 2005
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Sex Boat continues to set sail
Nov 08th 2005
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Minnesotans
Nov 08th 2005
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the Onion weighs in
Nov 08th 2005
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lol@The SS Ronald Mexico
Nov 09th 2005
176
that was the only part that made me laugh
Nov 09th 2005
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I mean really...
Nov 09th 2005
177

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1. "that sounds like some bullshit to me, so what they fucked some strippers..."
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is it illegal to have sex on a boat in Minnesota?

At least they can't blame this on Randy...

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2. "Why don't u"
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purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

lol

@ the end of the day the truth of the matter is that we are running out of bullshit ideas; first they tried school zoning, then dumping money on black students (shaker heights?), giving black kids better books and facilities, none of those things worked a

  

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3. "^^^Response of the day"
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72. "beautiful!"
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4. "this is pure bullshit"
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but don't be surprised if espn makes a big deal about this after some football playing negroes are named.

and look at this bullshit --->The information was coming from her brother’s girlfriend, who was working as a hostess on the boat, the report said. The girlfriend said the boat was chartered by the Minnesota Vikings.


if the police follow this up after some bitch heard about it from her brother's girl, how can anyone be safe from bullshit allegations.

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5. "good thing Daunte wasn't there"
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the boat would have turned over.

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6. "In other news: Onterrio Smith misses sweet party, is bummed out"
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7. "Stag party atmosphere? Are they joking?"
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>“It was a stag party atmosphere on the boat

Isn't that the definition of every football party ever held? If they're gonna start checking up on football teams for just hanging out, the NCAA is gonna have to work that much harder on recruiting.

  

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8. "sorry about makin' an example of your thread, emeyesi..."
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..it was for the greater good...


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40. "Sorry I had to make it"
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But you needed to see the error in your ways.

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9. "UNLOCKED!"
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Now the speculation: Who was on the boat?

Personally, I hope Matt Birk was there in some capacity. Maybe he could be reading aloud from Aristotle while Fred Smoot teabagged a crackwhore in the next room.

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10. "Michael Bennett HAD to be there"
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He's gotta hit some holes
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13. "If Chirs Liewenski was there"
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This officially becomes the GOAT scandal.

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15. "Gary Andersen was running the damn show"
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16. "Not on the Vikes anymore"
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But can the world survive TWO Lewinsky scandals? Stay tuned.

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17. "He may not be on the Vikes"
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but I know second hand Tarkenton was there

I'm pro-Liewensky scandal
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19. "I want to go on an Al & Alma's Charter Boat tour of Lake Minnetonka"
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I've used the men's room at Redstone in Eden Prairie (aka the Kirby Puckett suite). If I can do this and take a Gopher basketball player's exam for him, I will have completed the Minnesota Triple Crown of dubiousness.

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21. "Did you vote for Jesse the Body?"
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Michael: George Michael, I’m sure that Egg is a very nice person. I just don’t want you spending all your money...

George Michael: Ann.

Michael: ... getting her all glittered up for Easter, you know?

  

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22. "I was 14 when that happened"
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But I did see him make fun of a high school kid during his speech at my school when I was in 10th grade.

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23. "Jesse is a swell man"
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what did he say about the kid?

And did he drive this?
http://www.al-almas.com/images/CREW.jpg
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24. "Jesse's a douche and an idiot"
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and it was something relating to his Playboy interview where he said he wanted to be reincarnated as a DD bra.

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25. "BUT DID HE DRIVE THE BOAT?"
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26. "He probably doesn't know how"
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Ravishing Rick Rude>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jesse Ventura

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27. "Mr Perfect>>>>>>>>>>>>Minnesota"
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28. "Mr Perfect's from Minnesota"
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Try again

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29. "I know he is"
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Minnesota has no business being able to claim him.

Anyways...The Crusher>>>>>>>>>>Minnesota
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30. "No business how?"
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Ric Flair>>>>>>>>>Ed Gein

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32. "Dahmer>>>>>>>>>>>Arn Anderson"
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33. "Sex boat>>>>>>>>>>>Mark Chmura's hot tub"
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34. "The girl from the hot tub went to UWM"
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UWM>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>UM
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35. "UWM>>>>>>>>>>>>Harvard"
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Everyone knows UWM>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everything.

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36. "Joah Tucker>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jordan"
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73. "slow down there"
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75. "Fine"
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Clay Tucker>>>>>>>>>>>>Wilt Chamberlain
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11. "I win"
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As usual.

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12. "its about time they scored!"
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*Jews you*

"this is okp tho, reading is completely optional" (c) desus

Proceed with caution. I am overtly racist.

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14. "we need to make OKP the #1 google site for "sex boat""
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37. "What can I do to help?"
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Type "Sex Boat" a lot?

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42. "I think we need links that refer to this site under the title "sex boat""
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so if you have any bloggin' friends, get 'em on it.

That, and type "sex boat" a lot.

  

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47. "Whoo ride has been conquered"
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http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=whoo+ride&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

  

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18. "UPDATE: Players grilled about their roles on the Sex Boat (Mewelde was t..."
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Crew members who said they were reportedly confronted with Minnesota Vikings players having a wild sex party with women last week on two charter boats cruising Lake Minnetonka met today with Hennepin County Sheriff's detectives who are investigating allegations of prostitution and lewd behavior.

Stephen Doyle, attorney for the company, Al & Alma's Supper Club and Charter Cruises in Mound, said that some crew members said they feared retaliation from some of the Vikings who were aboard the boats because they reported the incidents to authorities.

Doyle also said he contacted three top Vikings executives Monday to inform them of the crew's allegations and requested an internal inquiry. He said he supplied the Vikings executives with the names of players identified by crew members.

"They're frightened of repercussions from Vikings players," Doyle said of the crew members.

"Whether it's real or perceived ... These crew members were afraid for their safety. They're out in the middle of the lake, there were 250-pound, 300-pound men drinking heavily, having sex in public and behaving in a bizarre manner. They feared for their safety and still do. They said they had never seen or imagined anything close to it before."

Six of the eight crew members met for more than a hour today with the detectives, he said.

Last Thursday evening, at least 20 Vikings players boarded two yachts that became the scene of an out-of-control sex party with players and women, Doyle said.

Of those players, 17 have been identified by crew members as being on the boats.

The crews of both boats were ordered to return to the company's docks in Mound late that evening after captains on both boats spoke to each other and described similar scenes of sex and drinking unfolding on each boat, Doyle said.

He said that there were about 50 people on one of the boats and 40 people on other. The party was arranged, in part by Vikings player Fred Smoot, Doyle said.

During the cruise some players reportedly apologized to crew members for the sexual and aggressive behavior exhibited by their teammates, even taking steps to protect crew members from players who were angry at the employees.

"A couple crew members told me that some Vikings said they were sorry that they'd been exposed to this kind of behavior," Doyle said. "But I haven't heard anybody say that anybody tried to stop what was going on."

He said that none of the crew members he's spoken to so far have said they witnessed drugs being used by people on the boats.

Denials were in the air at Winter Park today, as the Vikings prepared to face the Bears in an NFC North matchup on Sunday in Chicago.

Running back Mewelde Moore said today that he was on board the boat but said media reports that characterized the trip as a sex party “got it all wrong, I guess.”

“Yeah, I was on the boat,” Moore said. “But I don’t know exactly what the problem is because nothing happened.”

Moore said he “didn’t see anything,” including sex acts.

“Sex? What are you talking about?” Moore said. “That’s crazy. Sex? Come on. Look, I’m engaged. So none of that. That will put me in trouble.”

Quarterback Daunte Culpepper, standing at his locker, was asked if he would say anything about the party and he replied, "I have no comment, sir.''

Cornerback Ralph Brown said, "I wasn't there," referring to being on one of the boats. When pressed further about whether he was aboard, he replied: "I'm not getting involved in that.''

Safety Darren Sharper was asked what he knew about the boat episode and if he was on one of the yachts. He declined to answer each question.

Head coach Mike Tice told reporters today that he's not happy about allegations, while refusing to comment or confirm any details.

"I fashion these young men as an extension of my family," Tice said. "So as a father and a family man, you can probably sense how I feel."

The accusations come on the heels of a two-day team retreat in which a code of conduct was at the forefront. As a result, the team is "on the same page" when it comes to standards for player conduct, Tice said. He said he had discussed the allegations with team owner Zygi Wilf this morning.

"Incidents like these can either blow a team apart or pull a team together. It's my job to pull the team together," Tice said. "Obviously, our job is to get ready for Chicago and allegations like these don't make it any simpler."

Tice also said he has struggled with disciplinary measures in the past. "There have been instances in the past where I feel like my hands have been tied by contracts or union guidelines," he said. But he reminded reporters that the allegations were as yet unproven.

Tice would say nothing specific about how many players were involved in the cruise, or who they were.

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38. "This quote = comedy GOLD"
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>"They're out in the middle of the
>lake, there were 250-pound, 300-pound men drinking heavily,
>having sex in public and behaving in a bizarre manner. They
>feared for their safety and still do. They said they had never
>seen or imagined anything close to it before."

Having sex in public *AND* behaving in a bizarre manner? Since where are those two separate things? And I've only met one NFL lineman in my life, and I'd have to say that there's something about the position that REQUIRES behaving in a bizarre manner. Why should they be prosecuted just for the position they play?

  

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118. "RE: As is this"
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"Incidents like these can either blow a team apart or pull a team together"

  

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39. "MEWELDE IS MY NIGGA"
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he was prolly wearing a STOP SNITCHIN t-shirt



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50. "I'm SO Proud of him"
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He was a shorty at a after school program my buddies and I ran back in the day.

Peace

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52. "What's with Asiatic Man calling people "Sir", though?"
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Where's Basaglia to comment on this pressing matter? Was the reporter Pep spoke to Ralph Wiley's ghost?

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74. "*Fred Smoot stars in sequel to Eyes Wide Shut*"
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n/m

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20. "SEX BOAT'S HOME"
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31. "RE: SEX BOAT'S HOME"
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lol
Get me tickets on that cruise, so i could get some pussy. Me so horny!!!

  

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41. "SEX BOAT REVEALED!"
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Smooty just emailed these exclusive pics (again) please don't share them with your friends, co-workers, family, pastor etc.

Coach Ted Cottrell and Jermaine Wiggins were ini attendance:
http://emeyesi.imageyenation.com/images/boatsex/sex%20boat%20(6).jpg

Dante has no trouble getting into the "endzone":
http://emeyesi.imageyenation.com/images/boatsex/Sexboat%20(2).jpg

Willie Offord reveals his "3rd and long":
http://emeyesi.imageyenation.com/images/boatsex/Sex%20Boat%20(3).jpg


Jimmy Kleinsasser plays a mean "tight end":
http://emeyesi.imageyenation.com/images/boatsex/sex%20boat%20(5).jpg

I'm waiting on the video. Smooty said there was some double dong action.



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43. "^NWS"
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101. "This needs to be repeated, only louder: NOT WORK SAFE!"
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Luckily it was lunch hour here. God Dammit.

  

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108. "RE: This needs to be repeated, only louder: NOT WORK SAFE!"
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HOLY SHIT!
So thats what NWS means. Gotcha.

Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.
right?
not if you've been fired for looking at content thats not exactly work suitable

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114. "Porn at home and porn at work are totally different"
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At home you stumble upon it and say, "Nice, I stumbled upon some porn."

At work it's like, "Ahhh! What the hell was that?!?! Was that a penis?!?! Oh my God that's disgusting!!!"


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45. "Reup????? nm"
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No empathy for white misery (c) BDot

"root for everybody black haters say that's crazy, wow..."

  

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55. "RE: i don't think that's ted cottrell"
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ted cotrell is mad old

  

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56. "what's the big deal?"
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i don't get it. they had a big orge. but they said no drugs were being taken.

  

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46. "gahndi would be so proud of us"
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51. "No he wouldn't."
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He'd hate us for obsessing so much w/ black men he'd deem unworthy of any intense recognition.

  

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53. "I think you're both right"
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SEX BOAT'S HOME!!!!!!!

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48. "I categorically deny all tales of my existence"
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but if I must, I shall answer your questions.

All aboard!!

  

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49. "How did you overtake the pirates Cy and Will?"
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We thought you were a goner for sure. . .

  

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54. "Getting locked vs. getting anchored"
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Which do you prefer?


Are you happy to be home?

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57. "loch'd?"
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58. "Delores Tucker sued Tupac for making her husband impotent"
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66. "and I'm sure that in some universe this reply makes sense"
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tying together the minnesota vikings, a sex boat, the loch ness monster, tupac & jim belushi, and c delores tucker's husbands penis together in a neat little package.



FREE CHAI VANG!


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83. "Who else has the power to do that, huh?"
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110. "Tim Roth was in Gridlock'd, not Belushi"
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Belushi was in Gang Related.

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111. "Not that that sort of thing would stop him."
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125. "thats why it would really be weird"
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FREE CHAI VANG!


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59. "I'm only offended by this because they're 1-3"
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61. "This is the spark"
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We're gonna rape the Bears on Sunday, then piss all over the Packers after that to get to .500. Then after we smoke Carolina, we'll plow Detroit before spanking the Giants and snorting our way through Green Bay on MNF.

Soon, everyone will try and have their own sex boat parties to try and build team chemistry, but it won't work the same for them.

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62. "Illinois has laws against you doing that to the Bears, actually"
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Or any football team, for that matter.

  

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63. "But no one controls the high seas"
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Where the Vikings Sex Boat roams free to pillage, plunder, and pee on unsuspecting navigators. SKOL!

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65. "^^^NAUTICAL POST^^^"
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69. "LOL"
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77. "But the Bears could get to Canadien waters"
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What the hell are the Canucks going to do with a sexboat?

  

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85. "Be very polite to it"
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89. "Does Canada have a coast guard?"
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"hey, uh, excuse me there fellas...mind taking that below deck? None of you are driving tonight we hope? Okay then, carry on"

  

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64. "RE: This is the spark"
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Nothing brings 53 people led by a grade-A moron together like a sex boat.

  

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68. "I heard that was the theory behind the Mayflower too"
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91. "The fucking on the Mayflower was enough to make Asiatic Man blush"
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60. "what's the big deal?"
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i don't get it. they had a big orge. but they said no drugs were being taken.

  

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67. "The Packers sex ship..."
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Madden,Theisman and Bill Maas circle jerking onto a picture of Brett
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71. "while they mention that Favre is having the most fun"
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70. "This has to be archived, period."
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141. "most laughs i've had all day"
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SEX BOAT!

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76. "Somewhere Micheal Irvin,LT,Patrick Ewing,Straw and Spud"
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are beamin' like proud papas.

























*ok i admit re: Spud......i got nothin'

  

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78. "no, somewhere Irvin, Nate Newton, Lary Allen, Erik Williams"
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are saying "Dumbasses; why rent a boat? None of yall got houses?"

  

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80. "yeah....that too."
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but then they DID get busted in that stripclub too.

and did YOU say NATE "1000 lbs of weed in a pickup truck" Newton?

  

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81. "I guess if the Vikings were hockey players it would be different"
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Hockey is to Minny as Football is to Tejas; the late 80s, early 90s Cowboys got away with far worse than a little sexboat party because who they were and where they were doing it.

  

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143. "cant forget Bam Bam morris"
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79. "i am taking a vow to mention the vikings sex boat...."
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in every post i make for the next week...no matter the topic.

the public must be made aware of the danger lurking on their waterways...or the waterways lurking in their front yard...

  

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84. "Well, while your at it"
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We should re-name the Viking ship to
THE VIKINGS SECKS BOAT
Purifying in Lake Minnetonka since 2005

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90. "CHANGE YOUR SIGS, VIKES FANS!!!!!"
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Thu Oct-13-05 10:44 AM by Marauder21

  

          

VVVVVVVVV

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92. "Dude, I laugh every time I read &quot;Vikings secks boat&quot;"
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Its getting pretty juvenile now. But yet, I'm still doin it.

...but hey, at least being a Vikes fan aint boring

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93. "By juvenile, I assume you mean hilarious"
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Every one on OKP wishes their team had a sex boat, but WE DO! We're the originators, let's show some pride.

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94. "Yeah, I do"
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I'll be giggling about it for the rest of the week.... uncontrollably

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102. "my Vikings Sex Boat is trademarked..."
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authenticity is a must when talkin about sex boats, because we are the original article.

  

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82. "ontop of everyything else plus this, Mike Tice has a job HOW?"
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86. "1-4 + Sex Boat = He better win this weekend"
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87. "1-3 buddy..."
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dont go makin things worse for mr pencil behind the ear than they already are...if you look hard, i think his eyes have actually moved closer together over the past few days.

  

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88. "The Sex Boat Theme Song"
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Sex exciting and new
Come aboard we're expecting you

The Sex Boat
Soon we'll be making another run
The Sex Boat
Promises something for everyone

Set a course for adventure
Your mind's on new romance

And sex
Won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile
On a friendly shore

It's sex
Welcome aboard it's sex

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95. "i don't see the problem here"
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sex=good, boat=good. ergo, sex boat=good. if i was playing football games like the vikes and had shitloads of money, i'd be sexboating until lake minnetonka freezes over.

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97. "Bwwahahaha!"
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i'd
>be sexboating until lake minnetonka freezes over.

pure comedy

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96. "This officially confirms there is nothing to do in Minnesota"
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Players shall remain nameless

vike 1: aye, what are we gonna do during the bye week?
vike 2: man, I dunno.
vike 1: well I got an idea ya'll. check this out. let's rent some boats with skrippers! we can do whatever we want on the floor while we order dranks. it'll be crunk.
vike 2: man, i dunno. I got arrested at that gas station last week.
vike 1: come on man! SKRIPPERs! we can get one for every interception I've had this years. I aint never purified in lake minnetonka

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98. "*Dead*"
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LOL @ one for every interception

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99. "This is an over-blown story.."
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so they were getting freaky with some strippers.....That's kind of how it works...as long as they weren't rolling like the old Cowboys partys with the dope and hookers...hey, it's not biggie....

  

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100. "But there were (aledgedly) dope and whores"
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and it was on a boat.

Sex boats>>>>>>>>Cowboys.

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103. "Unless Fred Smoot comes to court"
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wearing a full length fur coat ala the Playmaker.....they ain't seeing the Cowboys on the P.I. tip...lol.

  

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104. "True"
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But if Bryant McKinnie (who I know for a fact has a full length fur and weighs as much as Irvin and Smoot combined) does, it's OVER.

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106. "Mike was a great player...but"
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unfortunately, that's the first thing I think about when I think of him...that took some ballz to do that....You're in trouble for dope, and women...one of which is White looking...and you take your blak azz to court w/ a full length fir on....lol. The Playmaker was something else boy...lol.

  

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107. "i wish the niners had a sex boat"
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instead we make racist, sexist videos in strip clubs.

  

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113. "Come on, we had topless lesbians!!!"
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That should count for something.

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122. "yeah, but that was just Jeff Garcia standing around with no shirt on"
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124. "LMAO. Whoa. You wrong for that."
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Funny as hell, but wrong nonetheless.

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128. "**ZING** ... shit that's funny"
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n/m

  

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116. "we used to have a sex boat"
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But Eddie D took it with him when he left.

Bill Walsh was late for the Super Bowl XIX when he woke up covered in unconscious strippers on the Niners sex boat.

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109. "Stag parties are against the law??? STOP SNITCHIN'!"
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~Peace~

  

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112. "LOL Lake Minnetonka."
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.

The Historically Better
Fisk University
Is Now In The Place!
And if you don't like it then F.U.!!!

  

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115. "dumbasses prolly thought they were in international waters"
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thats where they had the tyson-secretariat fight

*Jews you*

"this is okp tho, reading is completely optional" (c) desus

Proceed with caution. I am overtly racist.

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117. "Will the Sex Boat be docked?"
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Angry Vikes owner plans conduct code for teamESPN.com news services

Fuck everyone if this affects either the Twins or Gophers new stadiums, as has been rumored.

EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. -- Minnesota Vikings owner Zygi Wilf said Friday he had met with players to express his anger and embarrassment over reports of sexual misconduct on a charter cruise last week, and vowed to do all he could to prevent further scandals.

Wilf, in his first comments since the story broke, said the team will institute a code of conduct that demands "high standards, high morals and success."

In his remarks to players, Wilf said, "I expressed my anger and I expressed my embarrassment, my embarrassment on behalf of my family and for the people who work hard here."

Stephen Doyle, an attorney representing the boats' owners, has said cornerback Fred Smoot paid for one of the cruises on Lake Minnetonka last week. A total of about 90 people were present, Doyle said. They returned to shore more than two hours early when crew members complained of wild, lewd behavior.

The Hennepin County Sheriff's Office is investigating, and no charges have been filed.

Wilf said the team will cooperate fully with Hennepin County.

Wilf said he had already called Gov. Tim Pawlenty to apologize and planned more such calls to community leaders and NFL Commissioner Paul Tagliabue.

Wilf and the Vikings have been pursuing state money for a new $675 million stadium in Anoka County. Senate Majority Leader Dean Johnson, who told the West Central Tribune that Wilf called him on Wednesday to apologize for the sex scandal, said the stadium deal is "literally off the radar screen."

Wilf also said head coach Mike Tice's job is not in jeopardy. The Vikings, expected to have a strong team this season, are off to a 1-3 start.

Wednesday, Smoot's agent, Bus Cook, told ESPN.com's John Clayton that the cornerback didn't pay for any of the cruises.

"Fred Smoot did not pay for this boat trip in any way," Cook said. "He didn't write a check for it. He didn't put it on his credit card. He did not pay money in any regard for this trip."

Cook, however, didn't deny that Smoot was one of the players in attendance.

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119. "Ark-ive"
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120. "ANCHOR'S Away, LOCK up the Women & Children"
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edit: truthfully, I just wanted to get my name into this SEX BOAT post even if I was way late.

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121. "Dear Vikings,"
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With two weeks of nonstop rain here in the New England area would it be possible for us to charter "Sex Boat" for our road trip to Denver? The roads are flooded and the airports have been closed. Tampa Bay said it's pirate ship is off limits. Consider this an S.O.S.

Sincerely, The New England Patriots

P.S. We are sending over Zeke Mowatt, Michael Timpson and Robert Perryman to help with your "situation."

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126. "Dear Tom Brady's Team,"
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NO.

A)You have a winning record.
B)Male strippers arent allowed.
C)What do Patriots know about navigation, let alone sex with strippers?

Cheers,
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ps we peed Bridget Moynahan.

  

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131. "^^^^HE REALLY MEANS IT^^^^"
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138. "its the trademark..."
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gotta keep it authentic.

gotta keep it purple.

  

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123. "RE: Cap'n Save-a-hoe has a whole new meaning"
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127. "RE: Vikings involved sex/drug romp on party boat"
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Ahhh yes…my boys do me proud dammit…

Heheh….good lord when will it end???

This is some crazy shit man…down below i had to compile a list of some of my favorite quotes from this thread…funny ass shit, deserves some recognition...


“good thing Daunte wasn't there….the boat would have TURNED OVER.”

"Michael Bennett HAD to be there…he's gotta hit SOME holes “

"its about time they scored!"

"This is the spark…We're gonna rape the Bears on Sunday, then piss all over the Packers after that to get to .500. Then after we smoke Carolina, we'll plow Detroit before spanking the Giants and snorting our way through Green Bay on MNF. “

“no one controls the high seas…Where the Vikings Sex Boat roams free to pillage, plunder, and pee on unsuspecting navigators. SKOL!”

"I'm only offended by this because they're 1-3"




classic quotes ya’ll…all of em...made me laugh out loud.

Look…the way I see it… as long as nothing illegal went down, then I don’t give a damn WHAT kinda parties they throw on the Vikings ship…as long as they win the games on Sunday they can have all of the buck naked boat cruises they want to as far as I’m concerned…as long as its legal…I ain’t there daddy and they aren’t my kids role models….They’re my TEAM dammit…and ALL I want them to do for me is WIN on Sunday…

Yes…as crazy as it sounds….this could either break us apart completely …OR be a part of a really odd spark that leads us to fierce turnaround…

I vote for the latter…

Vikes win this Sunday come hell, high-water or hot-stripper asses…




  

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129. "How did I miss that Duante line? That's HI-LAROIUS!"
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n/m

  

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130. "So supposedly there's 12 of 'em"
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Let's speculate on who was there.

You know the Asiatic Man was aboard. Ditto for Mewelde.

  

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133. "Smoot was the mastermind, of course"
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Daunte and Stop Snitching were confirmed, and Darren Sharper is believed to have attended (unless, of course, "somebody must have lied") so that's four.

Napoleon Harris used to play for the Raiders, and you know Al Davis probably keeps a fleet of 5 or 6 sex boats, so he's in.

Troy Williamson is probably missing the SEC hoes right about now; Let's take a chance and count him in. Five. In fact, it was probably fellow South Carolina alum Willie Offord that brought him along. Six.

Bryant McKinnie went to the U and as someone observed earlier, has a penchant for fur coats. Yeah, he's there.

Drugs? Hello Koren Robinson!

Alcohol? Welcome aboard, Paul Edinger!

Matt Birk's an injured white guy from Harvard, so if anyone can get away with this in the sports media, it's him. If he wasn't there, he's a damn fool.

Michael Bennett lists fishing as one of his hobbies. Ehhh, close enough! There's 12.

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140. "^^^ THATS EVIDENCE"
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142. "You forgot Lewinski"
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You knew when the Vikes had a sex scandal, it would involve the man with the Last Name Of Infamy.

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132. "Vikings sex boat action figures"
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They have to make this. The set could come with

1 Vikings sex boat
8 prostitute figures
used condoms and ky jelly
5 Linemen figures with urinating action
and a Mewelde Moore figure with a stop snitching shirt and his eyes closed

  

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134. "They are giving away A GODDAM BOAT on Vikings.com"
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I mean...Wow!

Swipe actually begins here, no lies:

Win a Larson Boat Customized with Vikings Logos

You could win a Larson boat customized with Vikings logos through the Larson Boats Watch-and-Win contest! Just watch the Vikings GameDay show every Sunday morning from 10:30 to 11:30 am on 5 Eyewitness News beginning September 11, 2005 and look for the Watch-and-Win question of the day.

http://www.vikings.com/2005LarsonBoatsPromotion.html

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144. "^^^FREE SEX BOAT!"
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135. "ahoy!"
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136. "randy moss is looking like genius right about now"
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and mike tice should have BEEN fired

  

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137. "Why? What boats has he been on lately?"
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Not the Sex Boat, that's for sure.

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145. "Les Raideres"
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aka The Titanic of the AFC.

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139. "Laurence Maroney asked to come aboard"
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146. "the cop's name is Haans Viteks??"
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hahaha..wow..

  

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147. "The list of players on the sex boat has been revealed......"
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see the last paragraph....

http://www.startribune.com/stories/510/5674766.html

Authorities are talking to Atlanta police about cruise


Local authorities have briefed Atlanta police about their investigation into reports that some of the women on board an alleged sex cruise with a group of Minnesota Vikings players may have been paid to fly here from Georgia for the party.

Boat crew members told authorities that several women who had sex with players Oct. 6 on two boats had been flown in from out of state, said two sources with direct knowledge of the investigation.

Some women reportedly said they came from Atlanta, but investigators haven't confirmed that, according to an Atlanta police spokeswoman.

Sylvia Abernathy said Monday that the Hennepin County Sheriff's Office, which is investigating the allegations, hasn't asked for her department's assistance and hasn't identified a network or organization that may have supplied women for the event.

"At this point, we've been give a heads-up by stories coming to bear national attention," she said. "Like any law enforcement agency, we would look into any allegations of this nature."

The Sheriff's Office hasn't submitted any reports to the law firm of Tallen and Baertschi, which represents agencies with jurisdiction over Lake Minnetonka and which will determine whether anyone will be charged with a misdemeanor or gross misdemeanor. The firm isn't expecting any reports until next week, said attorney Paul Baertschi.

If the Vikings conduct an internal investigation of the incident, it would likely be coordinated by retired FBI agent Dag Sohlberg, recently hired as the team's new interim director of security. Milt Ahlerich, vice president of security for the NFL, said it would be up to team owner Zygi Wilf to determine what role Sohlberg will play with the team.

Sohlberg, who will travel with the team and coordinate security at the Metrodome, also will be working with Wilf to address issues surrounding the boat party, Ahlerich said.

A 'quality performer'

Sohlberg served in the Minneapolis FBI office for more than 20 years. Ahlerich said he selected him to work part time for NFL Security in Minnesota six years ago on the advice of friend and former FBI Director Louis Freeh. Sohlberg worked for the director in a small advisory group of agents.

"He said Dag was a quality performer of impeccable credentials," Ahlerich said.

Most recently, Sohlberg provided NFL Commissioner Paul Tagliabue with information about the Vikings new ownership "before decisions were made," he said. Sohlberg also helped investigate a case of identity theft involving running back Michael Bennett and did security work at the Pro Bowl.

After discussions with Tagliabue and Vikings officials, Ahlerich was asked by the commissioner to recommend a person to fill the team's security director job, which hadn't existed for several years. Sohlberg was on the top of his list.

Sohlberg will be an independent contractor who works for the Vikings and will no longer report to the NFL. Ahlerich, also a former FBI agent, said the move is very unusual, unlike anything he has seen in 10 years with the NFL.

Other names on the list

Also Monday, the Star Tribune spoke to three more of the 17 players whose names are on a list given to investigators and Vikings team officials by the charter boat company. Crew members identified the players as passengers on the boats. Some allegedly participated in sex acts while others apologized for the behavior of some teammates, according to a lawyer for the boat company.

Defensive end Lance Johnstone and safeties Ken Irvin and Willie Offord refused to comment on whether they were on the boat.

Others on the list who previously declined to comment are quarterback Daunte Culpepper, offensive tackle Bryant McKinnie, cornerback Fred Smoot, defensive tackle Kevin Williams, tight end Jermaine Wiggins, running back Moe Williams, wide receivers Nate Burleson, Troy Williamson, Travis Taylor and Koren Robinson, cornerback Ralph Brown and safety Darren Sharper. Running back Mewelde Moore confirmed he was on the cruise but said that he didn't see any sexual activity.



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I'm a believer, even though I've never seen
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148. "Wow, I did pretty well!"
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Moe Williams, how did I miss that one!?

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149. "Now, who were the participants and who were the apologists?"
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I'm a believer, even though I've never seen
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I'm a believer, how can you not believe?
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150. "Well, it would been safe for Burleson to have participated"
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Everyone knows he can't catch anything without Randy Moss around anyways!

*rimshot*

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153. "No wonder y'alls offense sucks!"
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Your quarterback, running back and WRs are all concentrating on tappin asses instead of throwing passes, bustin asses and catching passes.

Damn that's some said shit. Daunte is supposedly hurting but yet he can find time to get in the cervix of some poor stripper?

No empathy for white misery (c) BDot

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154. "The S-E-C is not living up to its rep"
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151. ""WHEW!" -Reggie Fowler"
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152. "LOL....."
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158. "seriously, can you imagine the slant the media coverage would take if HE..."
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owned this team?

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155. "there has to be video of this shyt"
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i can almost guarantee u that shyt



???eV???•..

wheres mkim??

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156. "i dont get it..."
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i did e and fucked a chick on a jewish fraternity booze cruise and it didnt even make the back page of daily nexis. wtf?

matt birk was talking today and made a good point, every time some bullshit like this happens it's the guily mufuckas that are walking outta press conferences and the other duees left behind to deal with it. hey, if you wanna play guard or get hank fraley's fat ass to move over, we will take you for cheap.

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157. "^^^^ BEENONASEXBOAT-VERTISEMENT"
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159. "the other brothers wish..."
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i was one of like four dudes who got laid that night and believe me it was a miracle, word to the heebs here: DO NOT JOIN AEPi or ZBT. I see some knuckleheads around here and flash them the handshake, I havent met a cool person yet so it cant be exclusive lameness to UCSB.

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166. "It sounds so much cooler when Fred Smoot does it"
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>i did e and fucked a chick on a jewish fraternity booze
>cruise

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160. "OMG READ THE NEW SPORTS ILLUSTRATED!!!"
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Matt Birk has a hilarious quote, Mike Tice offered to fight some of the players last year, it details some of the stuff that was done on the sex boat, reveals that this is not the first sex boat on Lake Minnetonka, details a history of Vikings bye week parties leading up to Sex Boat, AND Steve Rushin writes a good Air & Space on Sex Boat.

The Minnesota Vikings-It's like a swarm of bees that's purple. And has sex on boats.

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161. "Matt Birk just doesnt give a fuck"
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He is outta there this year, good move, sinking ship

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162. "Ziggy aint letting him leave"
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He's the anchor (no pun intended) of that whole offense.

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164. "he keeps the d-line on LOCK..."
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oh, we aint playing that game anymore?

sex boat mania has hit SI...i am so proud of my purple bees, dawg!

  

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>He is outta there this year, good move, sinking ship

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And post 'em up. Myself and other boating enthusiasts will be appreciative.

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Adrift on Lake Woebegone
A night of debauchery aboard two yachts is the latest scandal for the Minnesota Vikings, a once proud franchise that has become a rudderless ship


Litany of Trouble
A timeline of Vikings turmoil
SEPTEMBER 2002
Wideout Randy Moss is arrested after using his car to push a Minneapolis traffic officer. He later pleads guilty to misdemeanor counts of careless driving and obstructing traffic.
FEBRUARY 2003
Two women allege they were sexually assaulted at Arctic Blast, a Vikings charity event in northern Minnesota. Former Vikings running back Ted Brown is later indicted for first- and third-degree criminal sexual conduct in connection with one of the allegations. He reaches a plea deal in September '05 in which he would perform community service but admit no wrongdoing. At the event, executive vice president Mike Kelly is arrested and later pleads guilty to a charge of careless driving.
MAY 2004
The Vikings settle a suit brought by the other alleged sexual assault victim at the February '03 Arctic Blast fund-raiser.
JUNE 2004
Linebackers E.J. Henderson and Michael Nattiel and tight end Steven Farmer are arrested after a brawl outside a Minneapolis nightclub. No charges are filed.
FEBRUARY 2005
Wide receiver Kelly Campbell is arrested in Atlanta after marijuana and a stolen handgun are found in his car. He reaches a deal with the Fulton County District Attorney to avoid trial and is released by the team in September.
MARCH 2005
Coach Mike Tice admits having scalped some of the 12 Super Bowl tickets allotted to him. The NFL fines Tice $100,000. Two of his assistants are fined $10,000 apiece for scalping.
APRIL 2005
Running back Onterrio Smith is caught at the Minneapolis airport with the Original Whizzinator, a fake penis and bladder that is used to beat drug tests. In June he is suspended for the 2005 season for his third violation of the league's substance-abuse policy.
AUGUST 2005
Defensive tackle Kevin Williams is charged with fifth-degree domestic assault after a dispute with his wife at their home. He pleads not guilty; a court date was scheduled for Oct. 18.





By Michael Silver and George Dohrmann

Five coach limousines pulled up to the intersection of Tuxedo Boulevard and Piper Road, one after the other, their arrival causing ripples of excitement along the shore of Lake Minnetonka. Just after 9:30 on the night of Oct. 6, numerous people -- including Minnesota Vikings players and dozens of female companions -- spilled out of the vehicles and walked briskly down a narrow pathway through tiny Chester Park. Shivering in the early autumn chill, the large group whisked past the park's bright yellow slide, stepped onto a slatted wooden dock and boarded one of two white, 64-foot cruising yachts, the Avanti and the Avant Garde.

With maple trees framing a clear sky, the small waterfront community of Mound, Minn., was a tranquil place. The festive summer boating crowds had left, but this Thursday night -- in the middle of the Vikings' bye week -- was special: The team's annual rookie party was set to launch from Al & Alma's, a supper club and charter company that regularly hosts moonlight cruises on the lake. The crews of the two boats (one captain and three servers for each) eagerly awaited the players' arrival. Purple balloons decorated the yachts. One female server had brought a camera, hoping to snap a photo of an NFL star.

But the ensuing party was hardly what the Al & Alma's employees expected. In the days that followed, crew members would paint a sordid picture of what took place for police investigators, who were gathering evidence that could lead to misdemeanor lewd-conduct charges against some players. By last weekend investigators had come to believe that some of the passengers on board the yachts were strippers flown in for the event.

This "love boat" scandal, which would have rocked any pro team, was especially jarring to the Vikings, a franchise adrift both on and off the field. On Sunday, following a tumultuous week that included intrasquad bickering, an angry dressing-down of players by owner Zygi Wilf and the potential extinction of the team's prospects for a proposed $790 million stadium, the Vikings sank even lower, suffering a 28-3 defeat to the Chicago Bears on the shores of Lake Michigan. With a sloppy, listless performance at Soldier Field, the Vikings -- a 2004 playoff team regarded by some before the season as a Super Bowl contender -- fell to 1-4 and cemented their status as the biggest flop of 2005.

"I'm shocked," said free safety Darren Sharper, who signed with Minnesota last March after eight years with the Green Bay Packers. "I came here and thought we were going to have a chance to win a championship. Right now it doesn't look like we have a chance to win. We're not playing well; we're not making proper decisions."

Acknowledging his team's "lack of focus and concentration," embattled coach Mike Tice conceded after the Bears game that the controversy surrounding the party had hurt the Vikings' effort. "If I was to say it didn't affect us at all," Tice said, "I'd be lying to you." Both Tice and his boss, Wilf, a New Jersey real estate developer who purchased the team from Red McCombs for a reported $600 million last May, seem to be grasping for ways to address the team's multitude of problems. According to one Minnesota player who was present last Friday for Wilf's "intense," profanity-laced address to the team, the owner at one point vowed he would discover which players were responsible for planning the boat party and threatened to remove them from the roster.

Since September 2002, when star wideout Randy Moss (who was traded to the Oakland Raiders last March) bumped a traffic officer with his car and later pleaded guilty to two misdemeanors, Minnesota fans have endured a slew of off-the-field embarrassments (box, above), including sexual-assault allegations, a ticket-scalping imbroglio involving Tice and some of his assistants, and the introduction of the term Whizzinator into the football lexicon, courtesy of running back Onterrio Smith.

Just when it seemed things couldn't get more surreal, there came news of the boat party. Stephen Doyle, a Minnesota attorney who represents the cruise company, alleges that his clients witnessed graphic sex acts by a number of passengers, with some crew members invited to participate. (Though it is not clear how many of the 90 or so passengers were Vikings, crew members gave the police the names of 17 players they said they saw during the cruise.) Many Minnesotans are appalled. "Maybe if this happens in L.A. or New York, folks would say this is just another day in the life of an NFL player," says Dean Johnson, the state's senate majority leader. "But not in Minnesota. There are still moral expectations here. I never thought I'd live long enough to want to see Randy Moss come back to Minnesota to be a role model."

Four-time Vikings Pro Bowl center Matt Birk, who was not on the cruise, could only shake his head at his teammates' having sullied the franchise's reputation yet again. "We put the fun in dysfunctional," said Birk, who is on the injured reserve list with a hip ailment. "You look at all the off-the-field stuff that's gone on over the past few years, and it's laughable. I think everybody on that boat knows he screwed up, and the only thing I can hope comes out of this is that, with guys having to do some explaining to their wives and dealing with damage to their reputations and perhaps facing criminal penalties, this will scare them straight."

On Sunday, at Wilf's behest, NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue flew to Chicago for a 90-minute meeting with the Vikings' owner. According to league spokesman Greg Aiello, Tagliabue told the owner he had inherited a staff that "lacked discipline, structure and accountability." (On Sunday the Vikings hired retired FBI agent Dag Sohlberg as the team's full-time director of security.) Aiello said the NFL is monitoring the situation and that players who took part in the party could face discipline under the league's personal-conduct policy. He said Tagliabue was "disappointed because impacts on the respect that the public has for the NFL and its players."

The rookie party is a longstanding Vikings tradition. First-year players are required to pay for a team activity, planned by certain veterans, that typically takes place during the bye week. In past years, said one former Viking, the party consisted of "us eating 32-ounce steaks and downing Heinekens" at a downtown restaurant. Recent parties have continued at a bar or a club.

"That s---'s been going on every year," said another former Viking, "and every year it has escalated." In 2004, the player said, he attended the dinner portion of the party, which was held at a glass-enclosed restaurant in the Mall of America, overlooking Camp Snoopy, an indoor amusement park. The player said the party included dozens of women who had been flown in for the event. "It was, like, nine at night, and they were supposed to close down the mall to accommodate the party," the player said. "But people were seeing Vikings through the restaurant windows and made a point of looking in as they left." The player said he left the party, which later relocated to a downtown Minneapolis club, after witnessing a shopper with two preteen daughters ascending an escalator near the restaurant. "The restaurant had set up a deejay booth," he said, "and right as the three of them came up the escalator, a big ol' stripper was up there on the mike doing an explicit rap." The stripper's lyrics, the player said, detailed her aptitude for performing a certain sexual act.

Indeed, what surprised several former Vikings about the allegations surrounding this year's party was not that such conduct might have occurred, but that it purportedly happened in such a public context. "This ain't the first time Vikings players have been on Lake Minnetonka with some ," one former Minnesota player said. "I went out there several times with a few other guys and some strippers, when all of us were single, but we would go on a boat that one of the guys owned, so everything happened in private. Those yachts are for romantic cruises; it's where you'd take a girl you'd just started dating, to have a few drinks and stare at the big houses. To have a wild party out there.... It doesn't take a genius to figure out that's a horrible idea."

None of the eight crew members aboard the Avanti and Avant Garde, five of whom are women and most of whom are in their early 20s, has spoken to the media, and they declined SI's interview requests through Doyle, whose law firm was contacted by the owners of Al & Alma's when they saw a television news crew in their front yard. Details of what allegedly occurred come from Doyle, who sat in on all police interviews with the boat employees. A law-enforcement official with knowledge of the investigation confirmed the general outline of the crew members' allegations.

From the moment the passengers boarded, crew members were buzzing around every corner of the three-level yachts, filling drink orders and serving food -- doing what some of them did on as many as 200 cruises each summer. Soon after the boats pulled out into Cook's Bay (the first one just before 10 p.m., the second 15 to 20 minutes later), the servers noticed that many of the women had changed into G-strings and lingerie. These scantily clad women moved into the main cabins and other parts of each boat and began dancing for some of the male passengers, removing what little clothing they had on and grinding on the men. Crew members told police that the lap dancing soon escalated, with male passengers and some dancers groping each other.

The floor was covered with dollar bills, crew members told police, and at least one female server was asked by male passengers to dance for money, a request that was declined. Servers were yelled at for not pouring drinks fast enough and for running out of Grey Goose vodka. Partygoers began performing more-salacious acts, including one that took place on the bar and another involving a sex toy as onlookers shouted out encouragement and instructions.

Not all of the passengers were engaged in the debauchery. Some drank or shot dice. A few, including one identified to police as a Vikings player, apologized to the crew for the actions of others. But in various parts of the boats, sex acts were being performed in the open. After the two captains communicated with each other and with the boat owners on shore, they cut short the event and returned to the docks around 11:20 p.m. As the partygoers departed in their limos, crew members were left to clean up the mess on the boats -- including used condoms, empty containers of lubricant and sex-toy wrappers. "These are innocent young people," Doyle said on Sunday, while watching the Vikings' loss to the Bears at a Minnetonka sports bar. "Most of them have never been in a strip club, never seen a lap dance before, and then they witness this."

As he sat in a coaches' meeting at the Vikings' facility on Monday, Oct. 10, Tice saw Tom West, the team's assistant director of public relations, standing outside the door and correctly assumed he was about to receive bad news. When West informed him of a report by local TV station KARE detailing the boat-party allegations, Tice recalled, "my stomach flipped." It was another setback for the fourth-year coach, who even as he guided the Vikings to a playoff appearance in 2004, was telling players he expected to be fired at season's end. Three players who were with Minnesota in 2004 say that during one contentious late-season meeting Tice offered to fight any team member who wanted a piece of him.

The tension carried over into 2005, which began with lopsided defeats to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Cincinnati Bengals. A day after the Vikings' 30-10 loss to the Atlanta Falcons on Oct. 2, Tice delivered a speech to his players about not giving up. Several veterans told the St. Paul Pioneer Press that they felt the coach had delivered the opposite message; one stated that Tice had "quit on us." Still, Wilf has publicly pledged to retain Tice, who is in the final year of his contract, for the duration of the season. It could not have been easy for the coach to discuss the incident for the first time with Wilf, on the morning of Oct. 11 at the Oak Ridge Conference Center in Chaska, Minn., where the owner had convened a two-day team retreat at which he had already planned to introduce an organizational code of conduct.

One reason for Wilf's ire over the allegations was that they likely derailed his quest to get public funding for a proposed stadium in Anoka County. The Vikings have been rebuffed in their attempts to replace the 23-year-old Metrodome for nearly a decade, but Governor Tim Pawlenty had gotten behind Wilf's plan, and there was talk of a special legislative session at which the Vikings' proposal, along with plans submitted by the Twins and the University of Minnesota, would be discussed. Now, said Johnson, the senate majority leader, "the lights have been dimmed on that." Stadiums for the Gophers and the Twins are considered a higher priority, so this latest embarrassment might be reason enough for politicians to table Wilf's deal for a year or longer. "They need to stop doing these bad things," said state representative Andy Westerberg, the sponsor of the Vikings' bill. "How can you trust someone if they keep doing things wrong?"

As players filed out of the nearly silent visitors' locker room in Chicago on Sunday, some vowed to start correcting their mistakes on the field, taking solace in the fact that they remain a mere game out of first place in the NFC North, football's worst division. "We would love to have come in here after a s--- week and played well enough to have something to smile about," halfback Michael Bennett said quietly as he headed up a corridor toward the team buses. "If we focus on football and let everything blow over, we can still realize our goals -- to win our division and go to the Super Bowl."

But as Team Turmoil trudges onward, beginning with Sunday's game against the 1-4 Packers at the Metrodome, the lofty goals voiced by Bennett seem almost inconceivable. The Vikings' challenge, for the moment, is simply to stay afloat.

Issue date: October 24, 2005

  

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To have a wild party out
>there.... It doesn't take a genius to figure out that's a
>horrible idea."

Fred Smoot: Not a genius. Gotcha.

And is the rapping stripper available for weddings, anniversary parties, bar mitzvahs, etc? Her services could be valued by many of us here at OkaySports I'm sure.

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Sex and the Twin Cities

Just so you know, the Twin Cities are Minneapolis and St. Paul, not Sodom and Gomorrah, despite the presence of the Minnesota Vikings, some of whom are accused of participating in a floating orgy so debauched, Caligula would have blushed. On the night of Oct. 6, 17 Vikings and their guests were allegedly partying on two boats; a woman called police to report "possible prostitution, drugs and live sex acts" on board.

Minnesota is a blue state, but it usually isn't that blue. Members of the crew were propositioned by players, according to the lawyer representing the boat company, whose account suggests that these Vikings have all the nautical manners -- though few of the victories -- of their historical antecedents. This season, the Vikings have done very little manhandling (they're 1-4) but plenty of panhandling (the team is seeking state funds for a new stadium, which now looks dead in the water, so to speak). When it comes to standards of public decorum for professional athletes, the limbo bar has never been lower. "We understand that athletes aren't necessarily role models," Minnesota governor Tim Pawlenty told the Minneapolis Star Tribune last week, "but we at least expect them to abide by the basic laws of the state."

As a Minnesota native I feel compelled to defend my state in the face of these international news reports, reports of boat captains having to sidestep people in flagrante delicto on boats strewn with sex toys on bucolic Lake Minnetonka. There's a lovely town on the Iron Range called Embarrass, Minnesota. True, that's what the Vikings do at regular intervals. But the point is, there's more to Minnesota than the Vikings, who have a long history of headlines both mortifying (drunken driving arrests) and ridiculous (head coach Mike Tice fined for scalping his Super Bowl tickets). Perhaps we're naive, but until last week, most Minnesotans thought hooking was a two-minute minor.

The state's most prominent citizens are its least representative. There are 27 pages of Johnsons in the Minneapolis White Pages. So why is our most famous Johnson still the Original Whizzinator, a fake penis designed to fool drug testers? (Vikings running back Onterrio Smith was busted with one last summer.) Is it because, before boarding those boats on Lake Minnetonka, a group of men bound for the party boats allegedly emerged from a limousine and urinated on a homeowner's lawn, ignoring her request that they stop?

No charges have been filed, and the party-goers may never stand before a jury of their pee-ers. Still, the images conjured will be difficult to shake. The boat company's attorney claims that one of the organizers was Vikings cornerback Fred Smoot. And though he denies doing anything untoward, his surname suddenly sounds like a down-market Scandinavian girlie magazine -- Smut with an umlaut.

When all this broke last week, it necessitated some very awkward father-son conversations about sex. But somebody had to tell my 71-year-old dad about the birds and the bees. "I don't even know what sex toys are," he said while reading the Star Tribune over his morning Raisin Bran. (He imagined some grotesque joint venture of Playboy and Playskool.)

Every time a Viking has a run-in with the law -- literally so, in the case of ex-Viking Randy Moss, who ran into a traffic cop with his car -- it gives the state a black eye (or a purple nurple) worldwide. Yes, there are Vikings fans in every far-flung precinct of the globe. I've met them in Punjab and on Greenland, people for whom the only keyhole on Minnesota is the Purple People Eaters. No fan is flung farther than Ben Osborne of Adelaide, Australia, whose sole visit to the U.S. was to Minnesota in 2002, where he saw the Vikings lose to the Seahawks and bought a T-shirt to commemorate the pilgrimage.

"It's gone from a shirt I'd wear out in public to a shirt I wear to do jobs around the yard," Osborne told me dolefully from Adelaide. "The lettering is starting to fade from the bold and lurid vikings on its front. I was hoping they'd fade and leave the word kings. But it looks like it will probably leave IK instead."

Ick, indeed.

Speaking of ick: Ichthyology is the study of fish, and there's no better fishing spot than Lake Minnetonka, where the stripers outnumber the strippers by at least 10 to 1. But try telling that to distant Vikings fans, whose passion is a vestigial fin, a fading appendage of the 1970s, when the franchise, in losing four Super Bowls, won admirers in both hemispheres thanks to players like Alan Page. Now a Minnesota Supreme Court justice, he's a proud reminder of why we ever loved the Vikings, of when they aspired to be robed, not disrobed, in public.

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Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Wilf delivers profanity-laced address to Vikings

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Minnesota Vikings owner Zygi Wilf delivered an "intense" profanity-laced address to the team on Friday regarding the now-infamous sex-boat scandal. During the meeting, Wilf threatened to remove players from the roster who were involved in the planning of the party, according to an article in this week's issue of Sports Illustrated.

Allegedly, 17 Vikings players attended a party on two rented cruise ships on Lake Minnetonka the night of Oct. 6. According to cruise staff members, excessive drinking, lewd public sexual acts and other inappropriate behavior took place at the party.

"This ain't the first time Vikings players have been on Lake Minnetonka with some ," a former Minnesota player told SI. "I went out there several times with a few other guys and some strippers, when all of us were single, but we would go on a boat that one of the guys owned, so everything happened in private."

"That 's been going on every year," another former Viking told the magazine, "and every year it has escalated."

The article also quotes three players from last year's team who claim that, in a late-season meeting, head coach Mike Tice "offered to fight any team member who wanted a piece of him." None of the players were identified.

Neither Tice nor Wolf could be reached for comment about the article.

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Friday, October 21, 2005

Tice will consider benching players from sex cruise


EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. -- Minnesota coach Mike Tice said Friday he would consider reducing playing time as punishment for Vikings found to have acted inappropriately -- or criminally -- on the infamous boat party allegedly involving several players earlier this month.

Tice said he didn't expect any sanctions to emerge before Sunday's game against Green Bay. Hennepin County Sheriff's Office spokesman Sgt. Haans Vitek said Friday there was nothing new to report in regard to the investigation.

"It could be weeks. It could be months. It all depends," Vitek said. "We have to interview a lot of people ... we're not putting any timeline on it."

Earlier this week, Tice reiterated his disappointment -- but maintained the organization's stance of withholding specific comment until the case is closed.

"There are a lot of good guys and good women in this organization," Tice said. "There are a lot of good guys on the team. It is a shame that allegedly a few used poor judgment to put us in this distracting position."

Tice cited a league survey that ranked Minnesota first in community-service appearances last season.

"I think that reflects some of what we are about as Vikings," Tice said. "Unfortunately there are a select few. I think there was a movie called, 'Above the Law.' ... It is a shame."

Several players organized an outing for teammates and friends on a pair of charter cruises the night of Oct. 6 on Lake Minnetonka, during their bye week.

Stephen Doyle, an attorney representing the boat owners, has said that crew members complained of wild, lewd behavior -- including visible sexual activity -- and feared for their safety.

Doyle also said that some of those aboard tried to protect the staff from harm and apologized for the unruly behavior. Running back Mewelde Moore is the only player known to have publicly acknowledged his attendance, but he denied that any sexual misconduct took place.

"I can promise you that the players want to see this thing come to head," Tice said. "They want the truth to be out there. I don't think at this point any of the players are very comfortable that the real story is out there.

"I have purposely not gotten into conversations or debates with any players about the alleged incident. I'm letting the proper circles handle that. Then I'll be notified about what the findings are, and then I'll act accordingly -- as will our owner."

Owner Zygi Wilf scolded the team in a brief meeting last week and vowed to dole out the appropriate punishment -- be it releasing, suspending or fining a player. He also said the organization will create a code of conduct, which has not yet been completed.

Commissioner Paul Tagliabue told Wilf last week that the franchise he bought from Texas businessman Red McCombs this summer was "inadequately structured and staffed." Wilf has also been critical of the shape the Vikings were in when he took over.

McCombs, speaking on Sporting News Radio Thursday, lashed back at the New Jersey real estate developer.

"I don't know what Mr. Wilf has been smoking," McCombs said. "I have no idea. I know that I turned over to him one of the better sports organizations in the country. I've been an owner in sports for 50 years. I do know a little bit about it.

"It's a bit disingenuous to tell somebody in the middle of June that one of the reasons they purchased the club was the organization and the roster and everything that had been put in place. Then, when they get to be 1-4 and have a few bumps in the road, say the former owner was at fault. I don't want to get into a kicking match with Mr. Wilf. I never have kicked him, and I would appreciate it if he didn't kick me."

McCombs didn't return calls from The Associated Press this week. Wilf was unavailable to comment Friday. And Tice didn't seem to care.

"I'm trying to win a game," he said.

A victory over the Packers and losses by the Bears and Lions would put the Vikings in a tie for first place, but Tice said he didn't anticipate any particular team going on a winning streak and running away with this weak NFC North division.

"If you evaluate the teams, I don't see how you can see that."

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Again. Why not, dude's gonna be out of a job in 2 months.

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I guess all things Sex Boat must remain in the Offical Sex Boat Post.

Whatever.


I was too quick to switch up the avatar.

It just keeps getting better.

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Trash may be linked to Vikings boat party

One week after several Vikings players held a lewd party on a Lake Minnetonka boat, two players were seen throwing trash in a dumpster at a construction site in Eden Prairie. 5 EYEWITNESS NEWS obtained exclusive access to the trash - and the information it revealed.

Bryant McKinnie and Mewelde Moore were seen throwing bags of trash in the dumpster. The eight bags contained what appeared to be remnants of a party, including aluminum tins of food, beer and champagne bottles, fireworks, disposable camera boxes, hollowed out cigars, something that looks like a marijuana bud, sexual and feminine hygiene products and Victoria's Secret underwear.

There was also a drink receipt with Bryant McKinnie's credit card number and boarding passes with his name on them, as well as a list of women's names.

The list was titled "Incoming Flights (pickups)" and was written on a piece of Minnesota Vikings paper. It contained women's names, airlines and flight times. The names 'Iris and Liris' are at the top, followed by 'Nivie + 5', 'Ayana and Dionne and Aisha', 'Sandra' and 'Tanika plus 3'. The total is 16.

One of those names is familiar to a vice investigator from Atlanta.

He says Ayana Angel is well known for operating all over the U.S. On her Web site she describes herself as a courtesan, which the dictionary defines as a prostitute with upper class clientele. The site also directs visitors to her starring roles in several triple x-rated movies.

5 EYEWITNESS NEWS found her living in a nice suburb of Atlanta.

"I really was legitimately going to go," Angel says. "Actually, I didn't go because they had a similar situation here with some other football players. But it's something they do every year."

Angel says every year Vikings players bring in girls from Atlanta for a rookie party. "They're mostly strippers that they fly up and - given the situation - if you pay them, they'll do extracurricular activities," Angel says.

According to Angel, the price is roughly $1,500.

Angel says that the women are often paid in cash. "As the girl, you really don't care who paid you."

When 5 EYEWITNESS NEWS asked McKinnie about women being paid for extracurricular activities, he responded "That's a lie. No lady on this list told you that. No woman would say, 'Yeah, I'm a prostitute.'"

McKinnie did admit to dumping the garbage in the construction dumpster, but he says it is from a birthday party he had two weeks prior to the boat party.

McKinnie's lawyer denied that there was any evidence of marijuana, and McKinnie says the women on the list were just friends. He describes them as everyday working women.

Moore would not talk about the list or the boat cruise. He did admit to dumping garbage with McKinnie, but says it was just his home garbage that wouldn't fit in the barrel.

The garbage is now in the custody of the Hennepin County Sheriff's Department, which is investigating the items.

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174. "Minnesotans"
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>The garbage is now in the custody of the Hennepin County
>Sheriff's Department, which is investigating the items.

Is there no real crime in your frozen land?

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colonelk
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175. "the Onion weighs in"
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http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42323

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176. "lol@The SS Ronald Mexico"
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178. "that was the only part that made me laugh"
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A little something for the true fans of NFL debauchery.

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177. "I mean really..."
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if you can't throw a wild orgy on a boat then why even throw one.

Orgy at the mansion? That's so 1986.

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