i did e and fucked a chick on a jewish fraternity booze cruise and it didnt even make the back page of daily nexis. wtf?

matt birk was talking today and made a good point, every time some bullshit like this happens it's the guily mufuckas that are walking outta press conferences and the other duees left behind to deal with it. hey, if you wanna play guard or get hank fraley's fat ass to move over, we will take you for cheap.