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""You go live in Utah. I don't want to live in Utah." Derek Harper"
Wed Apr-20-05 01:35 AM by bignick

  

          

one of my top 5 of all time. easily.

  

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Subject Author Message Date ID
"yeah I missed a practice..whooptie damn doo!!" Derrick Coleman
Apr 20th 2005
1
classic!
Apr 20th 2005
91
Fo' Fo' Fo' (c) Moses Malone
Apr 20th 2005
2
datswassup...
May 01st 2005
156
practice? we talkin' bout PRACTICE. not a game...PRACTICE
Apr 20th 2005
3
yes! (c)Marv Albert
Apr 23rd 2005
132
"NBA player"
Apr 20th 2005
4
no way
Apr 20th 2005
11
true story
Apr 20th 2005
12
Same year he had a 7 steal game and in the press conference
Apr 20th 2005
14
      LMFAO @ both Artest things. hotDAMN that's golden!
Apr 20th 2005
26
           i hear he's also a big fan of the nobel peace prize
Apr 21st 2005
101
I forgot abou that...so classic!!!
Apr 21st 2005
105
No shit?!
Apr 21st 2005
111
RE: "NBA player"
Apr 22nd 2005
124
"I'm hunting for little Mexican girls." - Karl Malone
Apr 20th 2005
5
"I'm hanging my head HIGH"-Roy Tarpley after being banned from NBA
Apr 20th 2005
6
He was doing pretty much everything high at that point, huh?
Apr 20th 2005
31
"yeah, that's...that's MY thing"-Kobe Bryant
Apr 20th 2005
7
"Him not being here is going to be tough for me. I don't know what I'm.....
Apr 20th 2005
8
"Flaming Faggot"
Apr 20th 2005
9
I would love to know where you got this from....
Apr 20th 2005
74
i heard that on the jim rome show
Apr 20th 2005
89
      i thought that was common knowledge by now
Apr 21st 2005
102
lmfao...if true, that's great. i love jordan.
Apr 21st 2005
106
RE: "Flaming Faggot"
Apr 22nd 2005
123
this has been my favorite for a couple years now.
Apr 25th 2005
135
"Jump"
Apr 20th 2005
10
yesss!!! couldn't have been said better.
Apr 21st 2005
107
lol
Apr 23rd 2005
133
Charles Shackleford
Apr 20th 2005
13
Yogi Berra was the originator of this comment
Apr 20th 2005
"Because of the HIV virus I have attained, I will no longer be playing.....
Apr 20th 2005
15
dog, time stood still that day
Apr 20th 2005
16
yeah, at the time I was in shock, but later it WAS funny because...
Apr 20th 2005
19
I still remember where I was
Apr 20th 2005
29
      it was my JFK got shot moment
Apr 20th 2005
41
           9.11 Kinda sucked too.
Apr 22nd 2005
126
oh man
Apr 20th 2005
21
only twice have I seen my dad cry and thats one of the moments
Apr 20th 2005
63
"Was it for Richard Jefferson?"
Apr 20th 2005
17
LMFAO
Apr 20th 2005
20
      Yes they did
Apr 20th 2005
27
We've gotta harvest our nuts. (c) Eddie Jordan
Apr 20th 2005
18
that and abe pollin's where's the cake keep me dying..
Apr 22nd 2005
116
The ship be sinking
Apr 20th 2005
22
GM Jalen Rose on the Vince Carter deal
Apr 20th 2005
23
Jalen's had a good year
Apr 20th 2005
28
      the Lebron quote was my favorite:
Apr 20th 2005
30
"I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson
Apr 20th 2005
24
I like that one!
Apr 20th 2005
25
"The days of punching fans are over" - also Stephen Jackson
Apr 20th 2005
33
      riiight- the end of an era
Apr 20th 2005
69
"i am not a role model"
Apr 20th 2005
32
No.2: "You go live in Utah." Derek Harper...as for, No.1????
Apr 20th 2005
34
that's not even a quote
Apr 20th 2005
35
doesnt need to be quote you 'douchebagged-vinegar valve'
Apr 23rd 2005
129
You confused, prude?
Apr 20th 2005
38
      You splitting "Red Herrings" as you earnestly rydyngdyck?
Apr 25th 2005
134
           LOL
Apr 25th 2005
140
Lovetron on Larry Brown
Apr 20th 2005
36
Straight cash, homey.
Apr 20th 2005
37
That's classic. n/m
Apr 20th 2005
39
ya, thats a good one too....on SO many levels
Apr 20th 2005
40
That was a classic quote...
May 06th 2005
169
*edit*
Apr 20th 2005
42
I saw an interview with KG where he discussed his being drafted
Apr 20th 2005
43
underrated
Apr 20th 2005
44
      your metacarpus ability is-----special...
Apr 26th 2005
143
"I don't like Chinese food" - Bobby Simmons
Apr 20th 2005
45
RE: "I don't like Chinese food" - Bobby Simmons
Apr 20th 2005
52
      name that OKP
Apr 20th 2005
54
           It wasn't maxx, was it?
Apr 20th 2005
56
           twas..... no one's safe from the archives
Apr 20th 2005
57
                The punctuation and lack of spacing gave it away.....
Apr 20th 2005
58
                What archives??!!
Apr 20th 2005
60
                     fix your fucking options son
Apr 20th 2005
86
           FROM THE G.O.A.T.
Apr 20th 2005
75
I can't believe it took this long for someone to say it...but...
Apr 20th 2005
46
he's got a family to feed n/m
Apr 21st 2005
103
I'm surprised there's no Shaq quotes yet...
Apr 20th 2005
47
aka the mike tyson post
Apr 20th 2005
48
Jim Gray "You broke your back? I don't understand. . ."
Apr 20th 2005
50
prolly not exact but
Apr 20th 2005
68
      haha...fade into Bolivian
Apr 20th 2005
92
"No, I got robbed" - Mike Tyson
May 06th 2005
173
"it was instinct. kind of like running from the cops"
Apr 20th 2005
49
Marquis Weeks
Apr 20th 2005
87
PLAYOFFS?!?!?!?! I'm tryin' to win one game!
Apr 20th 2005
51
Mora's the shit.
Apr 20th 2005
53
DIDDLY-POO!
Apr 22nd 2005
115
Mora is king!
May 06th 2005
170
My favorite Shaq quote.....
Apr 20th 2005
55
HA!
Apr 20th 2005
61
Another Shaq - A.C. Green quote...
May 05th 2005
167
"I've won on every level...
Apr 20th 2005
59
"Jesus...am I speaking Chinese!?"
Apr 20th 2005
62
Ha ha!
Apr 20th 2005
76
I didnt finish a damn thing..matter of fact I jerked off after she left
Apr 20th 2005
64
Dude, was that a real quote for real?
Apr 20th 2005
90
"He better get it before I sell it."
Apr 20th 2005
65
let me guess...its what your
May 06th 2005
174
RE: This has gotta be right up there...
Apr 20th 2005
66
LMAO
Apr 20th 2005
71
"Well, I'm not one of them -- so that's 49 percent right there."
Apr 20th 2005
67
ha ha
Apr 20th 2005
70
lol
Apr 20th 2005
82
2 Classics from Rickey (swipe)
Apr 20th 2005
94
RE: 2 Classics from Rickey (swipe)
Apr 21st 2005
99
      Yeah, the Olerud story never happened... but that SI article is awesome
Apr 25th 2005
142
nobody's more quotable than rickey
Apr 21st 2005
104
"She's making progress" Parcells on Terry Glenn
Apr 20th 2005
72
haha, i remember this
Apr 20th 2005
81
"we make a lot...
Apr 20th 2005
73
Apr 20th 2005
77
"[Vince Carter] is to Canada what Jordan was to the Bulls"
Apr 20th 2005
78
"I'LL FUCK YOU TILL YOU LOVE ME!" Mike Tyson
Apr 20th 2005
79
I wanna eat his children, praise to Allah!! - Mike Tyson
May 06th 2005
172
Go drink another beer, you Mexican ...,
Apr 20th 2005
80
The sound byte was priceless...
May 06th 2005
176
Clinton Portis on his plans for the offseason
Apr 20th 2005
83
"Both Teams Played Hard"...Rasheed Wallace
Apr 20th 2005
84
YES!
Apr 20th 2005
85
you could go on forever
Apr 20th 2005
88
i can't stop laughing...where do you find all these quotes?
Apr 21st 2005
108
Stop, I'm crying over here...damn...
Apr 21st 2005
110
wow.
Apr 21st 2005
112
"ught...playoffs?!
Apr 20th 2005
93
"i'm so happy to be playing in the great city of utah."
Apr 20th 2005
95
oh yeah, and my favorite
Apr 20th 2005
96
      haha
Apr 20th 2005
97
here it is:
Apr 23rd 2005
130
People come to see these athletes play...
Apr 20th 2005
98
"I ain't got shit to say to him"
Apr 21st 2005
100
"How do guys get hot?"
Apr 21st 2005
109
More Mike Tyson (these never get old)...
Apr 22nd 2005
113
Masato Yoshii
Apr 22nd 2005
114
*DEAD*
Apr 22nd 2005
118
that one's classic
Apr 22nd 2005
127
Bobby Knight's "game face" quote.
Apr 22nd 2005
117
"I really want some of this white pussy"
Apr 22nd 2005
119
John Kruk.
Apr 22nd 2005
120
I heard John Kruk shot a deer from his shower
Apr 22nd 2005
121
      i've been to the small town where he's from in west virginia
Apr 30th 2005
151
up
Apr 22nd 2005
122
"well I'm not a male model anymore"
Apr 22nd 2005
125
Michael Spinks on Arsenio Hall's show...
Apr 22nd 2005
128
"Larry Bird is not walking though that door!" -Pitino
Apr 23rd 2005
131
RE: "Bill Russell is not walking though that door!" -Pitino
Apr 26th 2005
144
"I'm sick of the negativity in this town."
Apr 29th 2005
148
what was that herman edwards quote bout 'that's why u play the game"
Apr 25th 2005
136
RE: what was that herman edwards quote bout 'that's why u play the game"
Apr 25th 2005
138
HELLO! YOU PLAY . . TO WIN. . THE GAME!!!! nm
Apr 25th 2005
141
"He may have won the war, but I'm gonna win the battle"
Apr 25th 2005
137
RE: Yeah I caught that 2
Apr 25th 2005
139
RE: "You go live in Utah. I don't want to live in Utah." Derek Harper
Apr 26th 2005
145
Archive n/m
Apr 29th 2005
146
cosign
Apr 30th 2005
154
BTW this is the worst (and yet most popular) way to request an archive
May 03rd 2005
160
Larry Holmes punched me and kicked me.
Apr 29th 2005
147
Tim Hardaway
Apr 29th 2005
149
MNF Halftime has produced a couple of gems.
Apr 29th 2005
150
What up about Fuzzy "bad feet"
Apr 30th 2005
152
"hell yeah i fucked her in the ass!" - phil mickelson
Apr 30th 2005
153
"Boom goes the DYNOMITE!!!!"
May 01st 2005
155
Michael Jordan is gonna kill me-Kwame Brown
May 01st 2005
157
"Playoff basketball you don't play in skirts'' - Mac-10
May 03rd 2005
158
"H.B.O.......HomeBoys Only" LightsOut Toney saturday night n/m
May 03rd 2005
159
"We're not the ones sitting around crying like a bunch of sissy-boys, gi...
May 03rd 2005
161
I'M A F***ING SOLDIER!!! Kellen Winslow Jr.
May 03rd 2005
162
It's about this U!
May 03rd 2005
163
Beautiful...
May 06th 2005
171
Clinton Portis
May 04th 2005
164
"I know how a woman in labor feels...
May 04th 2005
165
A court is like a scene, people want to see attractive people.
May 05th 2005
166
I'm mainstream. Always have been.
May 05th 2005
168
"You would posted negatively if i hadn't said what i said."
May 06th 2005
175
"Make your move..." Bobby Bonilla
May 06th 2005
177
"I'd like to congratulate Steve Nash, and the Canadian people"
May 10th 2005
178

Beezo
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1. ""yeah I missed a practice..whooptie damn doo!!" Derrick Coleman"
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Something like that.

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91. "classic!"
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I think DC said it, responding to a question about Kenny Anderson missing a practice.

  

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2. "Fo' Fo' Fo' (c) Moses Malone"
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156. "datswassup..."
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turned out to be fo, five, fo but whatever MOSES DELIVERED US!!!

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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3. "practice? we talkin' bout PRACTICE. not a game...PRACTICE"
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(c) the almighty Allie I.

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...DETROIT...WHAT...

  

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132. "yes! (c)Marv Albert"
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you need to hear AI say it to get the full experience though

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4. ""NBA player""
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what Artest wrote as his last employment when he applied to work at Circuit City his rookie year so he could get the employee discount. He put down Jerry Krause as a reference.

  

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11. "no way"
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That is classic.

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12. "true story"
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14. "Same year he had a 7 steal game and in the press conference"
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told them that "stealing has always come natural to me" then recounted 3 different tales of stealing from Queensbridge convience stores growing up.

  

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26. "LMFAO @ both Artest things. hotDAMN that's golden!"
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101. "i hear he's also a big fan of the nobel peace prize"
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"...let my children hear music - for God's sake - they have had enough noise."
Charles Mingus

  

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105. "I forgot abou that...so classic!!!"
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n/m

"everybody gets hated on. a nigga on this board hated on me because I hated him for hatin!" -- Darryl Reeves

  

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111. "No shit?!"
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That's hilarious, Artest is my new hero!

  

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124. "RE: "NBA player""
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http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2004/writers/lang_whitaker/11/22/artest/
http://www.slamonline.com/magazine/features/Artest82/

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5. ""I'm hunting for little Mexican girls." - Karl Malone"
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HOF quote from a HOF player...

The Rules Change, But The Game Remains The Same.

  

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6. ""I'm hanging my head HIGH"-Roy Tarpley after being banned from NBA"
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31. "He was doing pretty much everything high at that point, huh?"
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n/m

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7. ""yeah, that's...that's MY thing"-Kobe Bryant"
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When being asked about spoozing on "concensual" sex partner's face by police investigators.

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8. ""Him not being here is going to be tough for me. I don't know what I'm....."
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going ot wake up for"

uh, "no homo" stevie?


"two in the pink, one in the stink"

  

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9. ""Flaming Faggot""
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-what Jordon reportedly called Kwame Brown

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74. "I would love to know where you got this from...."
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hahahahahahaha

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89. "i heard that on the jim rome show"
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not a sound clip (obviously) but as heresay

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102. "i thought that was common knowledge by now"
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but i thought it was "fucking faggot."

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Charles Mingus

  

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106. "lmfao...if true, that's great. i love jordan."
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"everybody gets hated on. a nigga on this board hated on me because I hated him for hatin!" -- Darryl Reeves

  

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123. "RE: "Flaming Faggot""
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http://www.hoopsworld.com/article_11649.shtml

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/writers/pete_mcentegart/01/28/ten.spot/

http://www.bostonsportsmedia.com/archives/000910.php

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135. "this has been my favorite for a couple years now."
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made that semi-grown nigga cry.

fuck that, I mighta cried...

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10. ""Jump""
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-Scott Skiles upon being asked how Eddy Curry could get more rebounds and blocks

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107. "yesss!!! couldn't have been said better."
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"everybody gets hated on. a nigga on this board hated on me because I hated him for hatin!" -- Darryl Reeves

  

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133. "lol"
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respect the gift.

  

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13. "Charles Shackleford"
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"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." ambidextrous nigga! mahhahahaha

  

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"Yogi Berra was the originator of this comment"


  

          

Although it surprises me that anyone other than him would make the same comment...

  

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15. ""Because of the HIV virus I have attained, I will no longer be playing....."
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for the Lakers." -Earv

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16. "dog, time stood still that day"
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I remember I was at basketball practice when he made the announcement. Practice was over. We were in total shock.

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19. "yeah, at the time I was in shock, but later it WAS funny because..."
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he said "attained", like it was some sort of achievement or something.

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29. "I still remember where I was"
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I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen.

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41. "it was my JFK got shot moment"
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i remember where i was too

  

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126. "9.11 Kinda sucked too."
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lol

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21. "oh man"
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funny and sad.

  

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63. "only twice have I seen my dad cry and thats one of the moments"
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<--The drought is over

"have fun reveling in your pettiness tho" (C) Dula summing up 98% of OKS

"I didnt finish a damn thing...matter of fact I jerked off after she left."
-Kobe speaking to investigators

L D E A

  

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17. ""Was it for Richard Jefferson?""
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Jalen Rose's response to news of the Carter trade.

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20. "LMFAO"
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was he serious?

toronto did drop the ball with that trade tho

"two in the pink, one in the stink"

  

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27. "Yes they did"
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Babcock's blowing smoke up our asses by lying and saying we couldn't have gotten Magloire from N.O. for Vince.

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18. "We've gotta harvest our nuts. (c) Eddie Jordan"
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****
"I'm a fly young man, check my wingspan."

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116. "that and abe pollin's where's the cake keep me dying.."
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"All a man's got is the integrity of his work"
-Ralph Wiley

  

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22. "The ship be sinking"
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Micheal Ray Richardson

And the often less heard follow up:

"So how far can it sink?"

"Sky's the limit."

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23. "GM Jalen Rose on the Vince Carter deal"
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"I'm a GM in fantasy basketball and I'm a GM on PlayStation, so on PlayStation I probably would have got a little more, but this is real life, so I don't know."

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28. "Jalen's had a good year"
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In response to rumours that he was hosting Vince's welcome-back party the night before the Raps-Nets game, Jalen said something to the effect of "I'm not paying for anything and I'm not supplying any ladies."

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30. "the Lebron quote was my favorite:"
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"Like I told the guys earlier, once he turns 21 and is able to drink, it's over."

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24. ""I make love to pressure" - Stephen Jackson"
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n/m






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25. "I like that one!"
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33. ""The days of punching fans are over" - also Stephen Jackson"
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Gee, Stephen, thanks for the reassurance. I know many had thought they'd just begun.

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69. "riiight- the end of an era"
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that shit is hilarious... and by the way he was dealing it out, he probably shed a tear as he said it. shoulda been on some Lou G. time- "right now, i consider myself the luckiest man on earth- to have played in the fan-punching era... all one game of it."

  

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32. ""i am not a role model""
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34. "No.2: "You go live in Utah." Derek Harper...as for, No.1????"
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has to be Barry Bonds recent comments to the media last month, in responding to steroid use and should Baseball put asterisks by his name in the record books:

Barry said that would be FINE WITH HIM if they then turned and ALSO put asterisks next to ALL RECORDS that were established during the time niggus weren't allowed to play in the Majors...untouchable!!

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35. "that's not even a quote"
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harlequin.

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129. "doesnt need to be quote you 'douchebagged-vinegar valve'"
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Barry STILL said it...I watched him with my own eyes and heard him with my OWN ears-------go check ESPN archives if you non-believe...take 'Earnestly' rydyngdyck with you too

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38. "You confused, prude?"
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134. "You splitting "Red Herrings" as you earnestly rydyngdyck?"
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just like b(itch)shelly...then again, thats your purpose in Life huh you miserable little slug

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140. "LOL"
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nm

  

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36. "Lovetron on Larry Brown"
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Larry was also said to be a tremendous motivator, but I never liked his tactics. He thought that he knew the right way of doing everything, from setting a pick to ordering in a restaurant. Whenever anybody did something just a little bit differently, whether the results were good or bad, Larry said we should've done it his way. He was like an old maid just nagging and bitching at us all the time.

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37. "Straight cash, homey."
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Reporter: "Write the check yet, Randy?"
Moss: "When you're rich you don't write checks."
Reporter: "If you don't write checks, how do you pay these guys?"
Moss: "Straight cash, homey."
Reporter: "Randy, are you upset about the fine?"
Moss: "No, cause it ain't shit. Ain't nothing but 10 grand. What's 10 grand to me? Ain't shit. Next time I might shake my dick."

- Randy Moss on getting fined for semi-mooning the crowd, ESPN/KARE-TV, January 14, 200

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39. "That's classic. n/m"
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40. "ya, thats a good one too....on SO many levels"
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<<<---...and a child shall lead them.
Tsietsi Mashinini - Leader of the June 16 1976 Soweto Uprising


Education is OUR passport to the future. For tomorrow belongs to the people that prepare for it today Malcolm X

  

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169. "That was a classic quote..."
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Especially since we got to see the video clip.. Randy is dandy..

lyrics unravel, faster than bullets travel thru barrels...
ngaz be diggin my style like fossils of pterodactyls... Canibus

"limited edition, composition spark friction...
non-fiction, the calm bomb, keep ya arm distance..." Rebel I

  

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42. "*edit*"
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Wed Apr-20-05 11:30 AM by dula dibiasi

  

          

"This is it. Its for all the marbles. Im sitting in the house loading up the pump, Im loading up the Uzis, Ive got a couple of M-16s, couple of nines, couple of joints with some silencers on them, couple of grenades, got a missile launcher. Im ready for war." - KG

"That's a cheap shot by a low-class type player. You don't do that. That's gay on his part. I told him that he was gay, too, for touching me in my private parts." -- Francisco Elson, on Kevin Garnett hitting him in the "groin" during Game Four.

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43. "I saw an interview with KG where he discussed his being drafted"
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He basically said this:

"They told me I was gonna be drafted, and I was like, 'Word?', and they said, "You're gonna go fifth, you'll be playing for the Timberwolves," and I was like 'Oh......................word?'"

The eloquence of Kevin Garnett.

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44. "underrated"
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143. "your metacarpus ability is-----special..."
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the way you keep wiggling your fingers free from that straight-jacket to log on-------borders phenomena...

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45. ""I don't like Chinese food" - Bobby Simmons"
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on being asked his feelings on opening the season against Seattle in Japan.



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52. "RE: "I don't like Chinese food" - Bobby Simmons"
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The reply from someone on these boards was even better

  

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54. "name that OKP"
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"the Man was Being Honest what is He suppose to say?that is His Choice.He said He doesn't like the Food.I heard about Many of the USA Soliders getting excited about seeing a MCDonalds&that it made them feel somewhat close to Home."





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56. "It wasn't maxx, was it?"
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Looks like maxx with the grammar and punctuation, but I can't recall. I thought it was someone else. Drawin a blank right now, though.

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57. "twas..... no one's safe from the archives"
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58. "The punctuation and lack of spacing gave it away....."
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2004 Inductee - OkaySports Hall of Fame

2004 College Blowhards Fantasy Football Champion

  

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60. "What archives??!!"
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I see one damn thread in the archives!! What am I missing?

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86. "fix your fucking options son"
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75. "FROM THE G.O.A.T."
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Yes, I'm mad. Let's move on.

Jays | Cavs | Eagles | Sabres | Tarheels

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46. "I can't believe it took this long for someone to say it...but..."
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"Why would I want to help them win a title? They're not doing anything for me. I've got a lot at risk here. I've got my family to feed." - Latrell Spreewell

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103. "he's got a family to feed n/m"
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"...let my children hear music - for God's sake - they have had enough noise."
Charles Mingus

  

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47. "I'm surprised there's no Shaq quotes yet..."
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What crazy crap was he spewing when he kept going up the alphabet for a new nickname? And dont forget the curse of the 'Shaquino'.

  

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48. "aka the mike tyson post"
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"IT'S SPINAL" - IRON MIKE

  

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50. "Jim Gray "You broke your back? I don't understand. . .""
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Mike- "Yeah, I broke my back. It's spinal."

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68. "prolly not exact but"
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"I don't know. I might just go away and disappear into Bolivian"

or something like that

and of course there's "Lennox Lewis, I'll eat his heart. I wanna eat his children. I'm Alexander the Great..."

yep

  

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92. "haha...fade into Bolivian"
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Tyson might be the king of this post.

  

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173. ""No, I got robbed" - Mike Tyson"
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That was his response to a reporter who asked him a question about fans being robbed after a short fight.. It was classic!

Tyson is marvelous....


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non-fiction, the calm bomb, keep ya arm distance..." Rebel I

  

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49. ""it was instinct. kind of like running from the cops""
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virginia football player about his KO return for a TD

  

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87. "Marquis Weeks"
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51. "PLAYOFFS?!?!?!?! I'm tryin' to win one game!"
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53. "Mora's the shit."
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~G.D.

  

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115. "DIDDLY-POO!"
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170. "Mora is king!"
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LMAO........


lyrics unravel, faster than bullets travel thru barrels...
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non-fiction, the calm bomb, keep ya arm distance..." Rebel I

  

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55. "My favorite Shaq quote....."
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Shaq was playing against A.C. Green, the oldest virgin in the NBA, his rookie year.

Green was getting the best of him during a game, and he turns to Shaq and tells him, "You'll be alright once you get some more experience".

Shaq looks at him and tells him "And you'll be alright once you get some experience...... in bed"


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61. "HA!"
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167. "Another Shaq - A.C. Green quote..."
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Shaq dunks on A.C. and growls. A.C. is floored. When he gets up, Shaq tells him "That was better than sex. Oh sorry, you don't know anything about that."
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Avy: The Brown Bomber

  

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59. ""I've won on every level..."
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...except college and the NBA."

-The Diesel

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62. ""Jesus...am I speaking Chinese!?""
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76. "Ha ha!"
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Right up there with "C U Next Tuesday" for classic Paul Silas quotes.

Yes, I'm mad. Let's move on.

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64. "I didnt finish a damn thing..matter of fact I jerked off after she left"
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Kobe. You can read it again in the sig.

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<--The drought is over

"have fun reveling in your pettiness tho" (C) Dula summing up 98% of OKS

"I didnt finish a damn thing...matter of fact I jerked off after she left."
-Kobe speaking to investigators

L D E A

  

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90. "Dude, was that a real quote for real?"
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I thought that was a "paraphrased" joke? I read the report but didn't remember seeing that line in there. If it's real, damn.

  

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65. ""He better get it before I sell it.""
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Jose Canseco, responding on Sporting News Radio to 1988 A.L. MVP runner-up Mike Greenwell's suggestion that the trophy should belong to him.

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Nurse Roberts: She googled your ass.

Dr. Kelso: Don't you use your street lingo on me!

  

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174. "let me guess...its what your"
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Dad said, when he found your Drag-queen outfit box, hid in you guy's cellar...right?

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66. "RE: This has gotta be right up there..."
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Jerome James on Nate McMillan calling some of the guys on the Sonics selfish, "I don't know who he could be talking about because the only person Jerome James worries about is Jerome James".

  

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71. "LMAO"
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67. ""Well, I'm not one of them -- so that's 49 percent right there.""
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Rickey Henderson's response to the SI article where Ken Caminiti said 50 percent of major league players were on steroids.

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Nurse Roberts: She googled your ass.

Dr. Kelso: Don't you use your street lingo on me!

  

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70. "ha ha"
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82. "lol"
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I remember this one, and I can't believe he didn't refer to himself in the third person, that would have made it even better.

  

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94. "2 Classics from Rickey (swipe)"
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Last season (2000), while with the Seattle Mariners, Henderson asked teammate John Olerud why he wore a batting helmet while playing first base. Olerud explained he had an aneurysm years ago and wore the helmet for protection. Henderson said that was interesting, because a former teammate of his with the Mets had done the same thing. That former teammate was Olerud.

The second story is one told by Gwynn and Dave Stewart, whose friendship with Henderson dates back to playing on youth teams in Oakland. Henderson was in his first go-round with San Diego, in 1996. He got on the team bus and asked whether the players had assigned seats. Outfielder Steve Finley yelled to Henderson, "Rickey, you can sit anywhere you want. You've got tenure." Responded Henderson: "Ten years? What are you talking about? Rickey got 16, 17 years." "He was as serious as a heart attack," Gwynn says. "The bus erupted. We laughed for 10 minutes."

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99. "RE: 2 Classics from Rickey (swipe)"
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Actually, while the Olerud story is f-ing hilarious, it never happened. Olerud saidit was a joke some of the guys on Seattle came up with. But it sure as hell sounds like something Rickey would say...

  

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142. "Yeah, the Olerud story never happened... but that SI article is awesome"
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I remember that Rickey Henderson article, there were some great qoutes.


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104. "nobody's more quotable than rickey"
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the SI profile of rickey from a few years ago stands out as the best personality profile i've ever read about a major athlete, maybe of anyone.

"...let my children hear music - for God's sake - they have had enough noise."
Charles Mingus

  

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72. ""She's making progress" Parcells on Terry Glenn"
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81. "haha, i remember this"
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he always referred to Glenn as a girl

  

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73. ""we make a lot..."
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...but we spend a lot too."

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77. ""
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Yes, I'm mad. Let's move on.

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78. ""[Vince Carter] is to Canada what Jordan was to the Bulls""
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I think it was Donyell Marshall who said this.

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79. ""I'LL FUCK YOU TILL YOU LOVE ME!" Mike Tyson"
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he's got so many

Abdul Jabbar, Muggsy Malone you
I don't know what that means but you know what I meant when I told you (c) Sean Price

  

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172. "I wanna eat his children, praise to Allah!! - Mike Tyson"
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Mike has made some of the best soundbytes EVER!!!

lyrics unravel, faster than bullets travel thru barrels...
ngaz be diggin my style like fossils of pterodactyls... Canibus

"limited edition, composition spark friction...
non-fiction, the calm bomb, keep ya arm distance..." Rebel I

  

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80. "Go drink another beer, you Mexican ...,"
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Dan Issels crazy azz...

that had me in stitches.
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Good things come in slim packages.

I like kids, I just don't like chicks who have em.

"K fleezy, K flizzle, K flza, K flowdo smoke, Key Fleez"-- speaks in slang

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176. "The sound byte was priceless..."
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He said it half slurred w/ such conviction.


lyrics unravel, faster than bullets travel thru barrels...
ngaz be diggin my style like fossils of pterodactyls... Canibus

"limited edition, composition spark friction...
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83. "Clinton Portis on his plans for the offseason"
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"To live like I ain't never lived before,"

"If y'all see me in the news, and I make the news for something that I ain't got no business making it for, don't bash me. Say it was a young guy living."


Man I love this quote here. To hear him say it was hilarious!

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84. ""Both Teams Played Hard"...Rasheed Wallace"
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That had me cracking up.

Abdul Jabbar, Muggsy Malone you
I don't know what that means but you know what I meant when I told you (c) Sean Price

  

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85. "YES!"
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That was great. Answering questions with that where it made no sense. Rasheed is the only Tarheel I like.

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88. "you could go on forever"
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"I'm glad that Wang Chung is playing over here now... but I want
our plane and our prisoners back. It's amazing they allow him to play over here, but they still have our plane." Charles Barkley

New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."

Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John
Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earings."

Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining
to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."

Bill Walton: John Stockton is one of the true marvels, not just of basketball, or in America, but in the history of Western Civilization!
Tom: Wow, thats a pretty strong statement. I guess I dont have a good handle on world history.
Bill: Well Tom, thats because you didnt go to UCLA.

finally the legendary Michael Tyson:

called me a rapist and a recluse. Im not a recluse.

"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him."

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.

"It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

"If I take this camera and put it in your face for 20 years, I don't know what you might be. You might be a homosexual if I put that camera on you since you were 13 years old. I've been on that camera since I was 13 years old."

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

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108. "i can't stop laughing...where do you find all these quotes?"
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i need to compile a list of the best quotes from athletes


"everybody gets hated on. a nigga on this board hated on me because I hated him for hatin!" -- Darryl Reeves

  

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110. "Stop, I'm crying over here...damn..."
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At first I cried cause these Tyson quotes are hilarious and then I think about them and realise how sad they really are.

  

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112. "wow."
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>"I'm glad that Wang Chung is playing over here now... but I
>want
>our plane and our prisoners back. It's amazing they allow him
>to play over here, but they still have our plane." Charles
>Barkley
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>
>Bill Walton: John Stockton is one of the true marvels, not
>just of basketball, or in America, but in the history of
>Western Civilization!
>Tom: Wow, thats a pretty strong statement. I guess I dont
>have a good handle on world history.
>Bill: Well Tom, thats because you didnt go to UCLA.
>
>finally the legendary Michael Tyson:
-----
>"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel his
>muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these
>mortals even attempt to enter my realm."
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> "It's no doubt I am going to win this
>fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I
>normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate
>with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want
>to, you know."
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>"If I take this camera and put it in your face for 20 years, I
>don't know what you might be. You might be a homosexual if I
>put that camera on you since you were 13 years old. I've been
>on that camera since I was 13 years old."

that Bill Walton one is really fucking golden.

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93. ""ught...playoffs?!"
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Don't talk about.....playoffs!? Are you kidding me? Playoffs? I just hope we can win a game!" - Jim Mora

"We couldn't do diddly poo out there" - Jim Mora

"We sucked. Our offense sucked. Our defense sucked. We sucked" - Jim Mora. I don't remember the exact quote but he kept using the word "sucked".

Barkley: The Kings need Tito Hurkoglu to step up and make some shots.
Kenny: Hedo Turkoglu.
Barkley: Whatever his name is.

  

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95. ""i'm so happy to be playing in the great city of utah.""
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karl malone on being drafted by the jazz.

inaugural member - okayplayer sports hall of fame.


what i'm digging right now:

chocolate butterfly - self-titled
laura jane - welcome to my planet boo
me & this japanese guy - waiting for the miracle
wade3 - dreams
tracey amos - who are we really?

  

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96. "oh yeah, and my favorite"
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"when your outgo exceeds your income, your upkeep becomes your downfall." - edgerrin james

inaugural member - okayplayer sports hall of fame.


what i'm digging right now:

chocolate butterfly - self-titled
laura jane - welcome to my planet boo
me & this japanese guy - waiting for the miracle
wade3 - dreams
tracey amos - who are we really?

  

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97. "haha"
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hes got a point though...

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magilla vanilla
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130. "here it is:"
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We couldn't do diddly-pooh offensively. We couldn't make a first down. We didn't run the ball. We didn't try to run the ball. We couldn't complete a pass. We sucked. We sucked. It was a horseass performance in the second half. Horseass!"

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98. "People come to see these athletes play..."
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and the refs wanna fuck it up!

Shaq, were live!

I don't give a shit!

when I threw the rifle in the river,
it looked like Bol Bol was diving in the river - Action Bronson

  

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100. "&quot;I ain't got shit to say to him&quot;"
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...Rasheed Wallace about George Dubya Bush.

  

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109. ""How do guys get hot?""
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"How do guys get hot?

I dunno

Guys get hot.

How do I know how guys get hot?" --

Gregg Popovich in an after game , answering Craig Sager's questions as to why the opposing team's players got hot..

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113. "More Mike Tyson (these never get old)..."
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"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

"I felt Holyfield was using his head illegally. I told the referee I wasn't getting any help, so I went back to the streets. I cannot defend it, but it happened."

"I could have knocked him out in the third round but I wanted to do it slowly, so he would remember this night for a long time."

"You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."

"Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her."

"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

"I try to catch him right on the tip of the nose, because I try to push the bone into the brain."

"How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills? It makes me angry. They're just as good as dead."

"If I take this camera and put it in your face for 20 years, I don't know what you might be. You might be a homosexual if I put that camera on you since you were 13 years old. I've been on that camera since I was 13 years old."

"The one thing I know, everyone respects the true person and everyone's not true with themselves. All of these people who are heroes, these guys who have been lily white and clean all their lives, if they went through what I went through, they would commit suicide. They don't have the heart that I have. I've lived places they can't defecate in."

"There's no one perfect. We're always gonna do that. Jimmy Swaggart is lascivious, Mike Tyson is lascivious -- but we're not criminally, at least I'm not, criminally lascivious. You know what I mean. I may like to fornicate more than other people -- it's just who I am. I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? I mean, I been robbed of my most of my money, can I at least get without the people wanting to harass me and wanting to throw me in jail?"

"At times, I come across as crude or crass, that irritates you when I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot at times. But I like to be that person. I like to show you all that person because that's who you come to see."

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all."

"I like the British bikes. I like British people. They're real mellow."

"I have some pain I'm gonna have for the rest of my life. So every now and then I kick your fucking ass."

"I just want to conquer people and their souls."

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benny
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114. "Masato Yoshii"
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ex-Mets pitcher, when asked what he'd be doing if he wasn't selected to be on the Mets' playoff roster
"I guess I'll be sitting in the stands, having a beer, and yelling 'Put Yoshii in!' "

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MLB: Mets / Soccer: PSG
NCAA BB: Arizona / NCAA FB: Michigan
NBA: Spurs / NFL: Jets

  

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118. "*DEAD*"
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i had never heard that before! LMAO

*Jews you*

"this is okp tho, reading is completely optional" (c) desus

Proceed with caution. I am overtly racist.

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magilla vanilla
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127. "that one's classic"
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I miss that guy. Him and Rick Reed were the shit.

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117. "Bobby Knight's "game face" quote."
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That was awesome. His faces were clutch.

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119. ""I really want some of this white pussy""
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Mike Tyson, ad libbing while singing a karaoke verion of Smokey and the Miracles "ooh, baby baby" to actress Ali Landry during his stint as guest co-host of Jimmy Kimmel Live (aka the funniest week in tv history)

*Jews you*

"this is okp tho, reading is completely optional" (c) desus

Proceed with caution. I am overtly racist.

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120. "John Kruk."
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Early before a game at the old Vet, he was walking around the outfield near the bullpens.

A lot of young kids are there early and whatnot, and a mother and son see Kruk walking in the outfield and smoking a cigarette. The woman yells at the Krukker saying how he is an athlete and a role model and how there are kids out here seeing him smoke, and Kruk's response is:

"Lady, I'm not an athlete. I'm a baseball player."

Classic.

  

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121. "I heard John Kruk shot a deer from his shower"
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Apparently he was showering in the morning, and he saw a deer out the bathroom window, so he grabbed his rifle (which apparently was already in the bathroom) and shot the fucking deer!

I pray that this story is true.

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Stones. Rocks. Subways. Blocks.

  

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151. "i've been to the small town where he's from in west virginia"
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i'm sure it's true

oh and they have (or used to at least) a BIG "welcome to keyser, the home of MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL STAR JOHN KRUK!!!!" sign. it's awesome.

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122. "up"
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lmao

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125. ""well I'm not a male model anymore""
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When Bill Parcells was still Coaching the Patriots, he was doing a post-game press conferance, and no one was asking him anything, so he just busted out with "well I'm not a male model anymore".

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128. "Michael Spinks on Arsenio Hall's show..."
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Arsenio asked Mike about being in the same Olympics with the great Russian weigh lifter Visali Alexia (sp?)....Arsenio asked him would Alexia have been a good fighter.... Michael Spinks said, "No. He's not a punch taker."

lololol.

  

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magilla vanilla
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131. ""Larry Bird is not walking though that door!" -Pitino"
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That one's special for BasagliXXX

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144. "RE: "Bill Russell is not walking though that door!" -Pitino"
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LMAO


The Game Changes, But The Rules Remain The Same.

  

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148. ""I'm sick of the negativity in this town.""
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"It stinks and it suck and it stinks."

I was so excited when they first hired him too.

  

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136. "what was that herman edwards quote bout 'that's why u play the game""
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they was askin him soemthin bout was the team really tryna win or some shit like that.

i forget exactlly what he said but i rember that it was classic to me at the time
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138. "RE: what was that herman edwards quote bout 'that's why u play the game""
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HELLO!

  

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141. "HELLO! YOU PLAY . . TO WIN. . THE GAME!!!! nm"
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137. ""He may have won the war, but I'm gonna win the battle""
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Welcome to the NFL, Cadillac.

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139. "RE: Yeah I caught that 2"
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Whoops

  

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145. "RE: "You go live in Utah. I don't want to live in Utah." Derek Harper"
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up

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146. "Archive n/m"
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154. "cosign"
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160. "BTW this is the worst (and yet most popular) way to request an archive"
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147. "Larry Holmes punched me and kicked me."
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149. "Tim Hardaway"
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"...It's easy to talk trash when you up 30...talk when the game is on the line, and you gotta take the big shot, talk then and we'll see where ya NUTS is at..." (In reference to a playoff game vs. the Charlotte Hornets)

Abdul Jabbar, Muggsy Malone you
I don't know what that means but you know what I meant when I told you (c) Sean Price

  

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150. "MNF Halftime has produced a couple of gems."
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I think it was three or four years ago, Al was interviewing Jimmy Johnson on his yacht and Jerry Jones came up.

He said something like, "Michael Jackson, uh, I mean Jerry Jones is doing well." I can't remember the exact quote but calling out Jones for getting some plastic surgery done.

I remember thinking that Jimmy was pretty gangsta for that.

The second one, Lavar Arrington, "This is my chess room." I was over a friend's apt. I started dying. After Simmons put it in a column, everybody thought it was funny.

Plus the way he pushed his kids around wasn't really funny, more disturbing but I still laughed

  

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152. "What up about Fuzzy "bad feet""
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Fuzzy Zoeller on Tiger Woods choosing the Masters dinner menu.

"Tell him not to serve fried chicken next year ... or collard greens, or whatever the hell they serve."

  

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153. ""hell yeah i fucked her in the ass!" - phil mickelson"
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"anyone got somethin' to smoke on?" - johnny damon after he thought the microphones were off during a post-game interview

"yeah, that was a huge play. that's just who i am. i make huge plays and i also have huge balls." - kenyon martin

"when you're as good as me, the shits you take in the morning are potential first-round draft picks." - michael jordan



oh wait i made all of those up

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155. ""Boom goes the DYNOMITE!!!!""
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157. "Michael Jordan is gonna kill me-Kwame Brown"
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After getting caught doing 108 on his motorcycle.

Wizards PURE ENERGY

"Sometimes a little Southeast comes out in me, just a little." -Easy J

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158. ""Playoff basketball you don't play in skirts'' - Mac-10"
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"Playoff basketball you don't play in skirts,'' McMillan said Sunday before Game 4 at Arco Arena. "We're playing within the rules of the game. We're not doing anything we haven't done all season long.''



Coach Mac's questionable semantics in regard to Adelman's whining about officiating. Anytime a team OTHER than the Sonics whines about the refs, I'm happy.

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159. ""H.B.O.......HomeBoys Only" LightsOut Toney saturday night n/m"
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161. ""We're not the ones sitting around crying like a bunch of sissy-boys, gi..."
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(c) Danny Fortson

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/basketball/222490_sbar02.html

*bitch, bitch, bitch*

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162. "I'M A F***ING SOLDIER!!! Kellen Winslow Jr."
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That was hilarious

Abdul Jabbar, Muggsy Malone you
I don't know what that means but you know what I meant when I told you (c) Sean Price

  

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163. "It's about this U!"
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171. "Beautiful..."
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I was just repeating this quote the other day.

lyrics unravel, faster than bullets travel thru barrels...
ngaz be diggin my style like fossils of pterodactyls... Canibus

"limited edition, composition spark friction...
non-fiction, the calm bomb, keep ya arm distance..." Rebel I

  

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164. "Clinton Portis"
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"I'll probably get fined, but white socks have been killing us, man. I had to go out and change
my outfit. if you're not looking sweet, you really can't play too sweet."

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165. ""I know how a woman in labor feels..."
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waiting nine months for that baby to come. And boy, did that baby come. And she was a big one wonn't she? All you doubters, I've got room on the bandwagon."

LOL!!

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166. "A court is like a scene, people want to see attractive people."
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A court is like a scene, people want to see attractive people.
Anna Kournikova

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168. "I'm mainstream. Always have been."
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I'm mainstream. Always have been.
Bill Walton

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175. ""You would posted negatively if i hadn't said what i said.""
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resident okayidiot Basaglia.

  

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177. ""Make your move..." Bobby Bonilla"
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That still cracks me up

Abdul Jabbar, Muggsy Malone you
I don't know what that means but you know what I meant when I told you (c) Sean Price

  

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178. ""I'd like to congratulate Steve Nash, and the Canadian people""
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Shaq on Nash winning MVP 2005



I was disturbed by this though

http://www.canada.com/sports/basketball/story.html?id=000c2eaa-41d7-4620-8c0d-0512a2a46dea

They can also grasp the fact Nash is only (maybe) six foot three.
"Shaq's seven feet, 300 pounds," added Rautins. "How many of us can identify with that? I told the kids, if Steve walked in here, outside of the hair, you wouldn't recognize him. Yet he's the MVP of the NBA."



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