I think it was three or four years ago, Al was interviewing Jimmy Johnson on his yacht and Jerry Jones came up.

He said something like, "Michael Jackson, uh, I mean Jerry Jones is doing well." I can't remember the exact quote but calling out Jones for getting some plastic surgery done.

I remember thinking that Jimmy was pretty gangsta for that.

The second one, Lavar Arrington, "This is my chess room." I was over a friend's apt. I started dying. After Simmons put it in a column, everybody thought it was funny.

Plus the way he pushed his kids around wasn't really funny, more disturbing but I still laughed