>"I'm glad that Wang Chung is playing over here now... but I
>want
>our plane and our prisoners back. It's amazing they allow him
>to play over here, but they still have our plane." – Charles
>Barkley
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>
>Bill Walton: “John Stockton is one of the true marvels, not
>just of basketball, or in America, but in the history of
>Western Civilization!”
>Tom: “Wow, that’s a pretty strong statement. I guess I don’t
>have a good handle on world history.”
>Bill: “Well Tom, that’s because you didn’t go to UCLA.”
>
>finally the legendary Michael Tyson:
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>"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel his
>muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these
>mortals even attempt to enter my realm."
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> "It's no doubt I am going to win this
>fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I
>normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate
>with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want
>to, you know."
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>"If I take this camera and put it in your face for 20 years, I
>don't know what you might be. You might be a homosexual if I
>put that camera on you since you were 13 years old. I've been
>on that camera since I was 13 years old."

that Bill Walton one is really fucking golden.