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AFROPUFF1
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"Ok Artist Jokes"


  

          

Ill warn yall beforehand, these are corny as fuck. If youve got any more, or you can think of any, post them. Here's my first joke.

What did the general say when Common was wounded in the first battle of the Revolution?

Com Down! (Get it, cuz it sounds like "Calm Down")

I know this was horrible as fuck and a waste of your time, but post some more if you have any. Or just diss this one. Ill post some more as they come to me.


READ MY SIG Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon:

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga puff, on the streets he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

I may have gotten a 750 on my verbal, But U dont see me correcting your Typos smartass.

Hatin the Lackers and Lovin the Knicks since 98

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

Read My Sig Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Words of wisdom from Blackmoon(edited in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas beco

  

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Topic Outline
Subject Author Message Date ID
RE: Ok Artist Jokes
Jul 03rd 2003
1
I knew it sucked
Jul 04th 2003
2
Ha! What now. I got a whole army of Nerds bitch!
Jul 08th 2003
26
Don't give up so fast
Jul 04th 2003
3
Congratulations!
Jul 04th 2003
4
RE: Ok Artist Jokes
Jul 04th 2003
5
Damn, that sucked
Jul 04th 2003
6
I laughed loudly
Jul 05th 2003
7
RE: Ok Artist Jokes
Jul 05th 2003
8
LMAO!
Jul 14th 2003
36
Kweliby
Aug 15th 2003
79
This new one is terrible
Jul 05th 2003
9
2 in 1 Message
Jul 05th 2003
10
here's one...
Jul 05th 2003
11
Salutations,
Jul 05th 2003
12
RE: Ok Artist Jokes
Jul 05th 2003
13
RE: Ok Artist Jokes
Jul 05th 2003
14
RE: Ok Artist Jokes
Jul 05th 2003
15
RE: Ok Artist Jokes
Jul 05th 2003
16
Damn, youre prolific!
Jul 05th 2003
17
RE: Damn, youre prolific!
Jul 05th 2003
18
LMAO!!!
Aug 15th 2003
80
1:5 aint bad
Jul 05th 2003
19
it's been used
Jul 05th 2003
20
its new to me
Jul 06th 2003
21
Can't Believe I'm Doing This.....
Jul 06th 2003
22
Youre one of us
Jul 07th 2003
24
Here we go.....
Jul 06th 2003
23
Welcome aboard!
Jul 07th 2003
25
RE: Ok Artist Jokes
Jul 08th 2003
27
RE: Ok Artist Jokes
Jul 08th 2003
28
RE: Ok Artist Jokes
Jul 08th 2003
29
Those jokes r too good
Jul 10th 2003
30
      LoL
Jul 10th 2003
31
           RE: LoL
Jul 12th 2003
33
                Aiight, that was bad enough
Jul 12th 2003
34
RE: Ok Artist Jokes
Jul 10th 2003
32
up
Jul 14th 2003
35
RE: WHAT DO YOU CALL MOS DEF.......
Jul 14th 2003
37
Damn!
Jul 14th 2003
38
      RE: Damn!....LMAO!!!!!!
Jul 14th 2003
39
           good call on the eve shot
Jul 14th 2003
40
                RE: good call on the eve shot...no prob brah'
Jul 15th 2003
41
here's some good (i.e., bad) ones
Jul 15th 2003
42
Those were hot son
Jul 15th 2003
44
50 cent/ talib kweli interview uncut.
Jul 15th 2003
43
Ha, i just read it.
Aug 22nd 2003
86
i must BOOO you!
Jul 15th 2003
45
actually they've made me laugh!
Jul 15th 2003
46
Thanks............
Jul 15th 2003
47
Archive
Jul 17th 2003
48
word
Jul 21st 2003
49
      Send a personal message to Steve, i think hes the mod
Jul 21st 2003
50
Worst of the worst...
Jul 21st 2003
51
can some one at least tell me..
Jul 22nd 2003
54
it was bad....
Jul 22nd 2003
55
it was ummm...... Unique
Jul 22nd 2003
57
Wish me luck.....................
Jul 21st 2003
52
dont leave
Jul 25th 2003
62
      Aww gee..............
Aug 01st 2003
68
RE: Ok Artist Jokes are hilarious!!!!
Jul 21st 2003
53
RE: Ok Artist Jokes are hilarious!!!!
Jul 22nd 2003
56
up
Jul 24th 2003
58
little brother dont dress like real rappers
Jul 24th 2003
59
wasbthat a joke?
Jul 28th 2003
65
RE: Ok Artist Jokes
Jul 24th 2003
60
I see i have a Protoge
Jul 24th 2003
61
RE: Ok Artist Jokes
Jul 25th 2003
63
Thank you, i couldnt have put it better myself
Jul 25th 2003
64
Id like to thank yall for contributing....
Aug 01st 2003
66
I'm good-lookin' AND corny
Aug 01st 2003
67
BEST POST, EVER
Aug 01st 2003
69
Archive
Aug 03rd 2003
70
Round two.....
Aug 03rd 2003
71
Okay, one more.....
Aug 03rd 2003
72
Ha! Them Kweli jawns were hot!
Aug 06th 2003
74
      Don't encourage me.....
Aug 06th 2003
75
good grief
Aug 04th 2003
73
My final (and worst) Common Joke
Aug 10th 2003
76
sue me, i liked it
Aug 10th 2003
77
Keep Hope Alive
Aug 15th 2003
78
LOL
Aug 15th 2003
81
You mods could at least answer my messages!
Aug 19th 2003
82
RE: Ok Artist Jokes
Aug 19th 2003
83
I see youre new............
Aug 19th 2003
84
      RE: I see youre new............
Aug 19th 2003
85

DarkSun360
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Thu Jul-03-03 08:34 PM

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1. "RE: Ok Artist Jokes"
In response to Reply # 0


  

          

Minus this reply...you're on your own on this post man..

PEACE

  

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AFROPUFF1
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2. "I knew it sucked"
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I just thought i had some more. Anyway, im hoping that the mods delete this post, so that it dosent ruin anyone else's day.


READ MY SIG Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon:

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga puff, on the streets he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

I may have gotten a 750 on my verbal, But U dont see me correcting your Typos smartass.

Hatin the Lackers and Lovin the Knicks since 98

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

Read My Sig Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Words of wisdom from Blackmoon(edited in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas beco

  

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AFROPUFF1
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26. "Ha! What now. I got a whole army of Nerds bitch!"
In response to Reply # 1


  

          

READ MY SIG Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon:

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga puff, on the streets he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

I may have gotten a 750 on my verbal, But U dont see me correcting your Typos smartass.

Hatin the Lackers and Lovin the Knicks since 98

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

Read My Sig Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Words of wisdom from Blackmoon(edited in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas beco

  

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3. "Don't give up so fast"
In response to Reply # 0


  

          

Yes your joke was cheese. But the potential is there, man!

Or maybe it isn't. Judge by the strength of the stink coming from my own effort...

What do you get when you cross The Roots with early modern Western philosophy?

Black think therefore I am.

  

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AFROPUFF1
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4. "Congratulations!"
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Yours sucked as well! Though not as badly. Ill give it a 8. My joke would be a 10.

READ MY SIG Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon:

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga puff, on the streets he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

I may have gotten a 750 on my verbal, But U dont see me correcting your Typos smartass.

Hatin the Lackers and Lovin the Knicks since 98

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

Read My Sig Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Words of wisdom from Blackmoon(edited in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas beco

  

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J5RootsKweliJ5
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Fri Jul-04-03 03:03 PM

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5. "RE: Ok Artist Jokes"
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Fri Jul-04-03 03:03 PM

  

          

I have one, and it's probably worse than both of yours.

What do you get when you cross an australian animal with a conscious rapper?

Kweliby

Wallyby+Kweli haha.

Headless the Horseman
Hip-Hop band from Gaithersburg, MD

www.myspace.com/headlessthehorseman

  

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AFROPUFF1
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6. "Damn, that sucked"
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I give it a 9.5

READ MY SIG Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon:

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga puff, on the streets he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

I may have gotten a 750 on my verbal, But U dont see me correcting your Typos smartass.

Hatin the Lackers and Lovin the Knicks since 98

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

Read My Sig Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Words of wisdom from Blackmoon(edited in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas beco

  

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Chike
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7. "I laughed loudly"
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This post is great.


Hmm... shall I try again? We need new blood in here to make us seem less like 3 nerds, but it can't hurt...

What did the okp say to the teacher when called upon in class to answer a really difficult question?

You got me.

  

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dip10020
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8. "RE: Ok Artist Jokes"
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i liked that one.
that makes four nerds.

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36. "LMAO!"
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i think the explanation drove it over the top...

lol.

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for a minute there, i lost myself.

  

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79. "Kweliby"
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good one. I even laughed out loud. That was the best one, so far.
Ni

<-----Uhm Uhmm. Is this thing on?

  

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AFROPUFF1
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9. "This new one is terrible"
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So ill say it anyway, I have no shame. (After all i made a post saying Barry whites death was a govt conspiracy).

What did Jack say when the Little Chinese boy said he was Scratch?

"Scratch, my ass."

(Get it, cuz people say "My ass" when they know somethings a lie). Awwww that was bad, but it was better then the first.


READ MY SIG Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon:

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga puff, on the streets he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

I may have gotten a 750 on my verbal, But U dont see me correcting your Typos smartass.

Hatin the Lackers and Lovin the Knicks since 98

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

Read My Sig Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Words of wisdom from Blackmoon(edited in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas beco

  

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J5RootsKweliJ5
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10. "2 in 1 Message"
In response to Reply # 9
Sat Jul-05-03 02:27 PM

  

          

What do you get when you look into a mirror forever?

Reflection Eternal

and...

What happened when the peas picked a fight with the much stronger carrots?

Black Eyed Peas...even though Elephunk sucks this joke fit well. Otherwise i wish not to discuss the downfall of BEP.

Headless the Horseman
Hip-Hop band from Gaithersburg, MD

www.myspace.com/headlessthehorseman

  

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Unconscious
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11. "here's one..."
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Why was Bobby in the bathroom for so long?

Because he was taking a Jazzyfatnastee shit!

peace

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AFROPUFF1
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12. "Salutations,"
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My fellow Nerd. Now we are five. Oh yeah, I give dat one a 7.5. (1-10 ten being the corniest).

READ MY SIG Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon:

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga puff, on the streets he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

I may have gotten a 750 on my verbal, But U dont see me correcting your Typos smartass.

Hatin the Lackers and Lovin the Knicks since 98

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

Read My Sig Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Words of wisdom from Blackmoon(edited in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas beco

  

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MayoKing
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13. "RE: Ok Artist Jokes"
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How do you command a feline to pen a poem?
Jaguar, write!

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It's good to be the King.

  

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MayoKing
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14. "RE: Ok Artist Jokes"
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What do you call an engineer that's smoked some weed?
High Tech

man, were going to hell for this hehe

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MayoKing
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15. "RE: Ok Artist Jokes"
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What did the retarded Italian say when asked for his name?
Duh... Angelo

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MayoKing
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16. "RE: Ok Artist Jokes"
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last one i promise... (these things are like pringles cuz once u pop u can't stop)

what do you get when you cross a drum set with dr. j circa 1974?
?uestlove

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AFROPUFF1
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17. "Damn, youre prolific!"
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Youre putting me to shame (or yourself LOL). But Some of yours were actually pretty aiight. Welcome, nerd number 6.

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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon:

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga puff, on the streets he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

I may have gotten a 750 on my verbal, But U dont see me correcting your Typos smartass.

Hatin the Lackers and Lovin the Knicks since 98

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

Read My Sig Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Words of wisdom from Blackmoon(edited in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas beco

  

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MayoKing
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18. "RE: Damn, youre prolific!"
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hooray! nerd #6! is that like mambo #5?

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80. "LMAO!!!"
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What took you so long!

<-----Uhm Uhmm. Is this thing on?

  

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EasyStar
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19. "1:5 aint bad"
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The Scratch my ass jawn was pretty clever

"One good thing about music--when it hits--you feel no pain...so hit me with MUSIC...Harder...Brutalize me!!" ~ Bob Marley

  

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20. "it's been used"
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>Com Down! (Get it, cuz it sounds like "Calm Down")

in communism.

- - - - -

www.wingnutjazz.com <--- !!!!!!
peace & love

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peace & love

  

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21. "its new to me"
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READ MY SIG Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon:

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga puff, on the streets he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

I may have gotten a 750 on my verbal, But U dont see me correcting your Typos smartass.

Hatin the Lackers and Lovin the Knicks since 98

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

Read My Sig Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Words of wisdom from Blackmoon(edited in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas beco

  

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swinger3421
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22. "Can't Believe I'm Doing This....."
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...but here goes:

What charge resulted when the cops had to break up a fight between the members of Dilated Peoples?

Tampering with Evidence.

OH THE IRONY

CANCEL YOUR TOUR

i suggest all "fans" save their money

you can view your shit while looking in the mirror jacking off
and telling yourself how great you are

  

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AFROPUFF1
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24. "Youre one of us"
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Dont fight it. SCHLAVEN! HOYVENMAVEN!


READ MY SIG Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon:

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga puff, on the streets he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

I may have gotten a 750 on my verbal, But U dont see me correcting your Typos smartass.

Hatin the Lackers and Lovin the Knicks since 98

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

Read My Sig Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Words of wisdom from Blackmoon(edited in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas beco

  

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humchan2k
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23. "Here we go....."
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Lookin' for baptism into the nerder

Gotta link up some Japan and OKP shit....

What is Quest's favorite emcee sushi?

Dice Raw!

HAHA! I SUCK!

peep this: www.bluescholars.com Seattle's finest hip-hop

Ishwip on Joe Budden: I'm talkin' just in general, based on music, interviews, and various youtube spots, the joker's existence doesn't delight.

  

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AFROPUFF1
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25. "Welcome aboard!"
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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon:

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga puff, on the streets he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

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"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

I may have gotten a 750 on my verbal, But U dont see me correcting your Typos smartass.

Hatin the Lackers and Lovin the Knicks since 98

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

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27. "RE: Ok Artist Jokes"
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What did the media call the removal of "Quality" from Afghanistan record shelves?

"The Talib-Ban."

ooooh, yea.

-Tp

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28. "RE: Ok Artist Jokes"
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What do dental patients in Philly call a root canal?

A Malik B.

(ouch. We luv ya, though, Malik ...get betta!)

-Tp

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29. "RE: Ok Artist Jokes"
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u got jokes tp... maybe tp should stand for toilet paper like it does on my grocery list

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30. "Those jokes r too good"
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You dont belong in here

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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon:

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga puff, on the streets he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

I may have gotten a 750 on my verbal, But U dont see me correcting your Typos smartass.

Hatin the Lackers and Lovin the Knicks since 98

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

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31. "LoL"
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no nerd status for TP

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33. "RE: LoL"
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effa y'all!!!

What's the science of makin friends in Philly and gettin them to guest on your record?

Friend-ology.

???

-Tp

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34. "Aiight, that was bad enough"
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Welcome

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From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga puff, on the streets he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

I may have gotten a 750 on my verbal, But U dont see me correcting your Typos smartass.

Hatin the Lackers and Lovin the Knicks since 98

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

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32. "RE: Ok Artist Jokes"
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Let me apologize beforehand.

You see a classic soul album and just take a half away. What's left?


Donnie.


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"Science" and Religion are the two most dangerous weapons of ideology. See holocaust.

Why do "scientists" constantly produce statistics based on "race", a social construct?

  

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35. "up"
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READ MY SIG Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon (edited by ME in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

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"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By a big dude named Tyrone Dominguez.

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

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37. "RE: WHAT DO YOU CALL MOS DEF......."
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....now that he's becoming a successful african american actor?

a Black Star....get it? Black.....star. Blackstar. like the group?


  

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38. "Damn!"
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That was wack! Congratulations!

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From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

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"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By a big dude named Tyrone Dominguez.

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

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39. "RE: Damn!....LMAO!!!!!!"
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>That was wack! Congratulations!

....WOO HOO!!! Yaaaay for me!!!

  

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40. "good call on the eve shot"
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peace, dgonsh

"anytime i state an opinion i state it's my opinion, and i back up why i stated the statement (time willing). so please folks you got to understand that it's not a good feeling to read a i'm not on his nuts comment. if i need some attention for my nuts i'll call a jawn." -Quest



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"I *always* quote myself. I'm the only reliable source on *most* subjects" - OKP's First Lady of Knowledge, Janey

  

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41. "RE: good call on the eve shot...no prob brah'"
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>peace, dgonsh

...just sharin' the love around.

1ne.

  

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42. "here's some good (i.e., bad) ones"
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What did ?uest say when he accidentally broke Thought's stereo?
Sorry man, Things Fall Apart.

What does ?uest say to his ladies during sex?
Do You Want More?!!

Similarly, what does Kweli say to his ladies during sex?
Put It in the Air

What does Kweli say right after sex?
That was Some Kind of Wonderful

Why does Common always buy food after playing ball?
He believes in Food for Funk.

Similarly, what line does Common use to pick up chicks after playing ball?
I'm Funky for You.

What kind of security system does Common use?
Charms Alarm

Shit, someone stop me...

  

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44. "Those were hot son"
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Damn, youre upping the standard for this post

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From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

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"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By a big dude named Tyrone Dominguez.

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

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43. "50 cent/ talib kweli interview uncut."
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50: yeah i believe that 'get by' is a very uplifting song for our people.

talib: thanks a lot man. i like your stuff too man.

50: why didn't you ever call me for the remix?

talib: why didn't you call me for a remix?

pause...

both fall out laughing.

both: you're a funny b..tch!!

how the hell am i broke? i made 6 million dollars last year!
well remember when you bought the million dollar man?
...oh...
and he ran away?
...oh...yeah...
and everybody knows, when the 6 million dollar man runs...nobody catches him.
take this shit to activist.

  

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86. "Ha, i just read it."
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lol

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DO DA DAMN THING NUKKA! http://www.freephotoiPods.com/?r=13236380

  

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45. "i must BOOO you!"
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weak! :0 j/k

"Let me say at the risk of sounding ridiculous, that the true revolutionary is powered by great feelings of love". (c)Che

"If you're up look down from above, help the weak if you are strong" (c)Bob Marley

"Keep on livin', keep on lovin', keep on smokin

  

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46. "actually they've made me laugh!"
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nice work people!

"Let me say at the risk of sounding ridiculous, that the true revolutionary is powered by great feelings of love". (c)Che

"If you're up look down from above, help the weak if you are strong" (c)Bob Marley

"Keep on livin', keep on lovin', keep on smokin

  

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47. "Thanks............"
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We nerds take that as the ultimate compliment.

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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon (edited by ME in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

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"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By a big dude named Tyrone Dominguez.

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

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AFROPUFF1
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48. "Archive"
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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon (edited by ME in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

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"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By a big dude named Tyrone Dominguez.

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

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"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas beco

  

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49. "word"
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Props 2 my boy Toothpick, among others...

  

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50. "Send a personal message to Steve, i think hes the mod"
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READ MY SIG Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon (edited by ME in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By a big dude named Tyrone Dominguez.


"Get off my DICK" List
Binlahab
Ihsan Amin (Another Alias of whom i do not know)
Skin on The Drum (Do i even know you????)
more to come............

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

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51. "Worst of the worst..."
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Black Thought is sitting in a bar drunk and depressed because no one realizes he is the great emcee he is except some internet nerds.

A young new jack comes in draped from head to toe in the new hip hop color du jour, powder puff pink...my man is Cam'roned out from the laces in his K-Swiss to the bandana he is rockin'. Even his Afro is pink.

Black Thought, visibly faded, looks at the young cat all glassy eyed with that mocking look that Philly people give you but he can't seem to turn away from this young pinked out thug.

Finally Mr. Pink says "whats the matter old school hip hop dude, didn't you ever do anything wild and crazy when you was my age?"

Thought replies, "Yeah, back in the eighties when dark brothers couldn't get no love...i got drunk and desperate and fucked a flamingo and I am starting to think I am your daddy!"



h20
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if hip hop ever dies...it will be the day that all of us who fell in love with a new sound that was like nothing we ever heard before and kept being amazed as it grew and changed and morphed stop wanting to be challenged...it will be the day we make a bunch of unbreakable rules and accept it all as hip hop cannon, and the next musical form will have to born of a rebellion against all you reactionaries who wouldn't let it grow and change because your "love" was really obsession and you held on so tight that you choked her. it will be the day that young kids don't want to hear about hip hop anymore because they still listen with their hearts...in reality hip hop won't really be dead anyway, she will just have to undergo another name change like she always has...word to miles and dizzy. - kacy wilson

for the record i wouldn't say i cry a lot uncontrollably, but when alone if i feel like crying, i let it on out...shit is healthy and you feel great afterwards like you just had a really nice blowjob. - kacy wilson


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54. "can some one at least tell me.."
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if my joke was bad enough to be good?

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if hip hop ever dies...it will be the day that all of us who fell in love with a new sound that was like nothing we ever heard before and kept being amazed as it grew and changed and morphed stop wanting to be challenged...it will be the day we make a bunch of unbreakable rules and accept it all as hip hop cannon, and the next musical form will have to born of a rebellion against all you reactionaries who wouldn't let it grow and change because your "love" was really obsession and you held on so tight that you choked her. it will be the day that young kids don't want to hear about hip hop anymore because they still listen with their hearts...in reality hip hop won't really be dead anyway, she will just have to undergo another name change like she always has...word to miles and dizzy. - kacy wilson

for the record i wouldn't say i cry a lot uncontrollably, but when alone if i feel like crying, i let it on out...shit is healthy and you feel great afterwards like you just had a really nice blowjob. - kacy wilson


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55. "it was bad...."
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happy now?


ghetto dope...Fifth Ward, Texas

  

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57. "it was ummm...... Unique"
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WELCOME

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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon (edited by ME in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By a big dude named Tyrone Dominguez.


"Get off my DICK" List
Binlahab
Ihsan Amin (Another Alias of whom i do not know)
Skin on The Drum (Do i even know you????)
Jayded
more to come............

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

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52. "Wish me luck....................."
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I'm sitting here laughing so hard at these jokes and I thought I would attempt to do one. Now I've given fair warning, comedy is not my thing, so bear with me:

Rakka Iriscience walked into a room with huge sunglasses on his face. When asked to take them off, he refused. Everyone kept asking, "Rakka, why won't you take off your glasses?" Finally he stood up on the table and declared, "Because I my pupils are dialated, people!" Get it? Dialated People? I think I used it right.

Hey, I tried. I'll leave now.

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<----Queen of Late Passes
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62. "dont leave"
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this post is a beautiful thing. props on ur badness

  

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68. "Aww gee.............."
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Thanks. That made me feel better.

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53. "RE: Ok Artist Jokes are hilarious!!!!"
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Okay in reading these posts, I've got to give it a try.....


What do you call a semi radioactive okayplayer?






An Illadelph Halflife

I must say that is pretty corny.....
More tender than a roni but harder than a jawbreaker-MC Lyte

More tender than a roni but harder than a jawbreaker

  

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mfieldplayer
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56. "RE: Ok Artist Jokes are hilarious!!!!"
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What does jay-z have?

A tall-lip (talib)

  

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AFROPUFF1
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58. "up"
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From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

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59. "little brother dont dress like real rappers"
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- - - - -

www.wingnutjazz.com <--- !!!!!!
peace & love

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65. "wasbthat a joke?"
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READ MY SIG Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon (edited by ME in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By a big dude named Tyrone Dominguez.


"Get off my DICK" List
Binlahab
Ihsan Amin (Another Alias of whom i do not know)
Skin on The Drum (Do i even know you????)
Jayded
Punapi
more to come............

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

Read My Sig Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Words of wisdom from Blackmoon(edited in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

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60. "RE: Ok Artist Jokes"
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As The Roots grew older and older, they were eventually put in a freak show/circus. Each memeber would be behind a different booth and people would pay to get a look at them. The anouncer outside one of the booths, "Come see the amazing key player. Come one, Kamal!"

Kamal - like come all...oh man. Just stared posting here and I'm already making a fool of myself.

  

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61. "I see i have a Protoge"
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READ MY SIG Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon (edited by ME in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By a big dude named Tyrone Dominguez.


"Get off my DICK" List
Binlahab
Ihsan Amin (Another Alias of whom i do not know)
Skin on The Drum (Do i even know you????)
Jayded
Punapi
more to come............

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

Read My Sig Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Words of wisdom from Blackmoon(edited in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas beco

  

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63. "RE: Ok Artist Jokes"
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H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E! You have way too much time on your hands. You should throw some laughing gas in with that one.

J.E.Davis

  

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64. "Thank you, i couldnt have put it better myself"
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READ MY SIG Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon (edited by ME in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By a big dude named Tyrone Dominguez.


"Get off my DICK" List
Binlahab
Ihsan Amin (Another Alias of whom i do not know)
Skin on The Drum (Do i even know you????)
Jayded
Punapi
more to come............

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

Read My Sig Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Words of wisdom from Blackmoon(edited in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas beco

  

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66. "Id like to thank yall for contributing...."
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It was nice to know i wasnt the lone OKP nerd. Thanks yall.

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From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By a big dude named Tyrone Dominguez.

Come join us: http://www.okayplayer.com/cgi-bin/dcforum/dcboard.cgi?az=show_thread&om=224924&forum=general2&omm=0
SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

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67. "I'm good-lookin' AND corny"
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token white people skit:
A quaint, white family is sitting around the dinner table enjoying thier meal
Mom: Oh Toby, you ate all of your parsnips, Do You Want More???
Son: No, Kamaal ma, I'm sick of this food. I want some Grits!
Father: Well, I have never! Young man, that is a Black Thought if I ever heard one.
Mom: Son, Never do What They Do.
Son: Essaywhawoman?? I Shall Proceed and continue-(abruptly cutoff)
Mom: Pass the Popcorn quick! -Dawson's Creek is on
Son: (under his breath)Water.

yep

  

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69. "BEST POST, EVER"
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im laughing my ass off over here...i LOVE corny jokes. love em!!





peace
ladee

  

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70. "Archive"
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Archive this post please, cause we can't let all our lame jokes be lost forever!

  

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71. "Round two....."
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Why couldn't Kweli start his set on time?
He was waitin' for the DJ.


What did Kweli want when he was stuck behind an old woman in traffic?
Just to get by.


What does Com's vow of abstinence prevent him from?
Dooinit.


This has got to stop.

OH THE IRONY

CANCEL YOUR TOUR

i suggest all "fans" save their money

you can view your shit while looking in the mirror jacking off
and telling yourself how great you are

  

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72. "Okay, one more....."
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Why did Amiri Baraka have to take an alternate path?
He saw something in the way of things.

Jesus, I can't stop it!!

OH THE IRONY

CANCEL YOUR TOUR

i suggest all "fans" save their money

you can view your shit while looking in the mirror jacking off
and telling yourself how great you are

  

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74. "Ha! Them Kweli jawns were hot!"
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READ MY SIG Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon (edited by ME in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By a big dude named Tyrone Dominguez.

Come join us:



SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

My List:
DELETE ME (thank me for this)

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Words of wisdom from Blackmoon(edited in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas beco

  

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swinger3421
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75. "Don't encourage me....."
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LOL

OH THE IRONY

CANCEL YOUR TOUR

i suggest all "fans" save their money

you can view your shit while looking in the mirror jacking off
and telling yourself how great you are

  

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73. "good grief"
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this is too much. this practice should be banned....or at least not taken in such liberal doses

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76. "My final (and worst) Common Joke"
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Why Did com need to borrow a dollar?
Because he dropped the cents (Get it cuz he dropped the "Sense at the end of his name, i guess t dont work in writing). Alright that was horrible as hell, I gotta wrap this shit up. I think i can take home the wackest joke award though.

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Words of wisdom from Blackmoon(edited in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************


Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By Tyrone Dominguez.

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA


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Words of wisdom from Blackmoon(edited in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas beco

  

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77. "sue me, i liked it"
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peace, dgonsh

"anytime i state an opinion i state it's my opinion, and i back up why i stated the statement (time willing). so please folks you got to understand that it's not a good feeling to read a i'm not on his nuts comment. if i need some attention for my nuts i'll call a jawn." -Quest



********************************************************************




"I *always* quote myself. I'm the only reliable source on *most* subjects" - OKP's First Lady of Knowledge, Janey

  

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78. "Keep Hope Alive"
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READ MY SIG Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Words of wisdom from Blackmoon(edited in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************


Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By Tyrone Dominguez.

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA


Read My Sig Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Words of wisdom from Blackmoon(edited in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas beco

  

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81. "LOL"
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.

OH THE IRONY

CANCEL YOUR TOUR

i suggest all "fans" save their money

you can view your shit while looking in the mirror jacking off
and telling yourself how great you are

  

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AFROPUFF1
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82. "You mods could at least answer my messages!"
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Read My Sig Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Words of wisdom from Blackmoon(edited in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************


Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By Tyrone Dominguez.

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA


Read My Sig Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Words of wisdom from Blackmoon(edited in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas beco

  

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hydro74
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83. "RE: Ok Artist Jokes"
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a player got pull over by a cop and in his moment of being pissed, he asked the cop, 'where the hell does all this money go for these tickets you write...towards a policeman's ball?"

the cop looked back at the kid and replyed.
" policemen don't have balls!"

-----
not a good joke, but what the hell, i tried

..awaiting to be enslaved by
a superior race of
monkey's.."

------
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84. "I see youre new............"
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Its aight though, however, u missed the theme completely. The Joke has to be about an OK Artist (Common, Kweli, Roots, etc)

Read My Sig Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Words of wisdom from Blackmoon(edited in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************


Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By Tyrone Dominguez.

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA


Read My Sig Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Words of wisdom from Blackmoon(edited in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas beco

  

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hydro74
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85. "RE: I see youre new............"
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damn
saw jokes and got excited. i'll be more careful.

..awaiting to be enslaved by
a superior race of
monkey's.."

------
hydro74 | digital tyranny
http://www.hydro74.com

  

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