Ill warn yall beforehand, these are corny as fuck. If youve got any more, or you can think of any, post them. Here's my first joke.

What did the general say when Common was wounded in the first battle of the Revolution?

Com Down! (Get it, cuz it sounds like "Calm Down")

I know this was horrible as fuck and a waste of your time, but post some more if you have any. Or just diss this one. Ill post some more as they come to me.


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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon:

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga puff, on the streets he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

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"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

I may have gotten a 750 on my verbal, But U dont see me correcting your Typos smartass.

Hatin the Lackers and Lovin the Knicks since 98

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

Minus this reply...you're on your own on this post man..

PEACE

I just thought i had some more. Anyway, im hoping that the mods delete this post, so that it dosent ruin anyone else's day.


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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon:

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga puff, on the streets he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

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"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

I may have gotten a 750 on my verbal, But U dont see me correcting your Typos smartass.

Hatin the Lackers and Lovin the Knicks since 98

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon:

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga puff, on the streets he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

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"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

I may have gotten a 750 on my verbal, But U dont see me correcting your Typos smartass.

Hatin the Lackers and Lovin the Knicks since 98

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

Yes your joke was cheese. But the potential is there, man!

Or maybe it isn't. Judge by the strength of the stink coming from my own effort...

What do you get when you cross The Roots with early modern Western philosophy?

Black think therefore I am.

Yours sucked as well! Though not as badly. Ill give it a 8. My joke would be a 10.

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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon:

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga puff, on the streets he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

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"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

I may have gotten a 750 on my verbal, But U dont see me correcting your Typos smartass.

Hatin the Lackers and Lovin the Knicks since 98

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

I have one, and it's probably worse than both of yours.

What do you get when you cross an australian animal with a conscious rapper?

Kweliby

Wallyby+Kweli haha.

I give it a 9.5

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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon:

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga puff, on the streets he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

I may have gotten a 750 on my verbal, But U dont see me correcting your Typos smartass.

Hatin the Lackers and Lovin the Knicks since 98

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

This post is great.


Hmm... shall I try again? We need new blood in here to make us seem less like 3 nerds, but it can't hurt...

What did the okp say to the teacher when called upon in class to answer a really difficult question?

You got me.

i liked that one.
that makes four nerds.

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I can't get very close to my penis with my mouth - ryan seville

i think the explanation drove it over the top...

lol.

good one. I even laughed out loud. That was the best one, so far.
Ni

So ill say it anyway, I have no shame. (After all i made a post saying Barry whites death was a govt conspiracy).

What did Jack say when the Little Chinese boy said he was Scratch?

"Scratch, my ass."

(Get it, cuz people say "My ass" when they know somethings a lie). Awwww that was bad, but it was better then the first.


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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon:

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga puff, on the streets he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

I may have gotten a 750 on my verbal, But U dont see me correcting your Typos smartass.

Hatin the Lackers and Lovin the Knicks since 98

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

What do you get when you look into a mirror forever?

Reflection Eternal

and...

What happened when the peas picked a fight with the much stronger carrots?

Black Eyed Peas...even though Elephunk sucks this joke fit well. Otherwise i wish not to discuss the downfall of BEP.

Why was Bobby in the bathroom for so long?

Because he was taking a Jazzyfatnastee shit!

peace

My fellow Nerd. Now we are five. Oh yeah, I give dat one a 7.5. (1-10 ten being the corniest).

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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon:

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga puff, on the streets he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

I may have gotten a 750 on my verbal, But U dont see me correcting your Typos smartass.

Hatin the Lackers and Lovin the Knicks since 98

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

How do you command a feline to pen a poem?
Jaguar, write!

What do you call an engineer that's smoked some weed?
High Tech

man, were going to hell for this hehe

What did the retarded Italian say when asked for his name?
Duh... Angelo

last one i promise... (these things are like pringles cuz once u pop u can't stop)

what do you get when you cross a drum set with dr. j circa 1974?
?uestlove

Youre putting me to shame (or yourself LOL). But Some of yours were actually pretty aiight. Welcome, nerd number 6.

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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon:

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga puff, on the streets he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

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"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

I may have gotten a 750 on my verbal, But U dont see me correcting your Typos smartass.

Hatin the Lackers and Lovin the Knicks since 98

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

hooray! nerd #6! is that like mambo #5? :)

What took you so long!

The Scratch my ass jawn was pretty clever

>Com Down! (Get it, cuz it sounds like "Calm Down")

in communism.

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www.wingnutjazz.com <--- !!!!!!
peace & love

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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon:

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga puff, on the streets he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

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"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

I may have gotten a 750 on my verbal, But U dont see me correcting your Typos smartass.

Hatin the Lackers and Lovin the Knicks since 98

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

...but here goes:

What charge resulted when the cops had to break up a fight between the members of Dilated Peoples?

Tampering with Evidence.

Dont fight it. SCHLAVEN! HOYVENMAVEN!


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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon:

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga puff, on the streets he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

I may have gotten a 750 on my verbal, But U dont see me correcting your Typos smartass.

Hatin the Lackers and Lovin the Knicks since 98

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

Lookin' for baptism into the nerdery:)

Gotta link up some Japan and OKP shit....

What is Quest's favorite emcee sushi?

Dice Raw!

HAHA! I SUCK!

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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon:

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga puff, on the streets he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

I may have gotten a 750 on my verbal, But U dont see me correcting your Typos smartass.

Hatin the Lackers and Lovin the Knicks since 98

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

What did the media call the removal of "Quality" from Afghanistan record shelves?

"The Talib-Ban."

ooooh, yea.

-Tp

What do dental patients in Philly call a root canal?

A Malik B.

(ouch. We luv ya, though, Malik ;)...get betta!)

-Tp

u got jokes tp... maybe tp should stand for toilet paper like it does on my grocery list :)

You dont belong in here

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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon:

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga puff, on the streets he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

I may have gotten a 750 on my verbal, But U dont see me correcting your Typos smartass.

Hatin the Lackers and Lovin the Knicks since 98

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

no nerd status for TP :)

effa y'all!!!

What's the science of makin friends in Philly and gettin them to guest on your record?

Friend-ology.

???

-Tp

Welcome

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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon:

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga puff, on the streets he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

I may have gotten a 750 on my verbal, But U dont see me correcting your Typos smartass.

Hatin the Lackers and Lovin the Knicks since 98

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

Let me apologize beforehand.

You see a classic soul album and just take a half away. What's left?


Donnie.

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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon (edited by ME in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

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"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By a big dude named Tyrone Dominguez.©

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

....now that he's becoming a successful african american actor?

a Black Star....get it? Black.....star. Blackstar. like the group?

That was wack! Congratulations!

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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon (edited by ME in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

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"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By a big dude named Tyrone Dominguez.©

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

>That was wack! Congratulations!

....WOO HOO!!! Yaaaay for me!!!

peace, dgonsh

"anytime i state an opinion i state it's my opinion, and i back up why i stated the statement (time willing). so please folks you got to understand that it's not a good feeling to read a i'm not on his nuts comment. if i need some attention for my nuts i'll call a jawn." -Quest

>peace, dgonsh

...just sharin' the love around.

1ne.

What did ?uest say when he accidentally broke Thought's stereo?
Sorry man, Things Fall Apart.

What does ?uest say to his ladies during sex?
Do You Want More?!!

Similarly, what does Kweli say to his ladies during sex?
Put It in the Air

What does Kweli say right after sex?
That was Some Kind of Wonderful

Why does Common always buy food after playing ball?
He believes in Food for Funk.

Similarly, what line does Common use to pick up chicks after playing ball?
I'm Funky for You.

What kind of security system does Common use?
Charms Alarm

Shit, someone stop me...

Damn, youre upping the standard for this post

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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon (edited by ME in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

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"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By a big dude named Tyrone Dominguez.©

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

50: yeah i believe that 'get by' is a very uplifting song for our people.

talib: thanks a lot man. i like your stuff too man.

50: why didn't you ever call me for the remix?

talib: why didn't you call me for a remix?

pause...

both fall out laughing.

both: you're a funny b..tch!!

how the hell am i broke? i made 6 million dollars last year!
well remember when you bought the million dollar man?
...oh...
and he ran away?
...oh...yeah...
and everybody knows, when the 6 million dollar man runs...nobody catches him.
© take this shit to activist.

lol

weak! :0 j/k

nice work people!

We nerds take that as the ultimate compliment.

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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon (edited by ME in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

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"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By a big dude named Tyrone Dominguez.©

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon (edited by ME in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By a big dude named Tyrone Dominguez.©

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

Props 2 my boy Toothpick, among others...

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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon (edited by ME in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By a big dude named Tyrone Dominguez.©


"Get off my DICK" List
Binlahab
Ihsan Amin (Another Alias of whom i do not know)
Skin on The Drum (Do i even know you????)
more to come............

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Black Thought is sitting in a bar drunk and depressed because no one realizes he is the great emcee he is except some internet nerds.

A young new jack comes in draped from head to toe in the new hip hop color du jour, powder puff pink...my man is Cam'roned out from the laces in his K-Swiss to the bandana he is rockin'. Even his Afro is pink.

Black Thought, visibly faded, looks at the young cat all glassy eyed with that mocking look that Philly people give you but he can't seem to turn away from this young pinked out thug.

Finally Mr. Pink says "whats the matter old school hip hop dude, didn't you ever do anything wild and crazy when you was my age?"

Thought replies, "Yeah, back in the eighties when dark brothers couldn't get no love...i got drunk and desperate and fucked a flamingo and I am starting to think I am your daddy!"



h20
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if hip hop ever dies...it will be the day that all of us who fell in love with a new sound that was like nothing we ever heard before and kept being amazed as it grew and changed and morphed stop wanting to be challenged...it will be the day we make a bunch of unbreakable rules and accept it all as hip hop cannon, and the next musical form will have to born of a rebellion against all you reactionaries who wouldn't let it grow and change because your "love" was really obsession and you held on so tight that you choked her. it will be the day that young kids don't want to hear about hip hop anymore because they still listen with their hearts...in reality hip hop won't really be dead anyway, she will just have to undergo another name change like she always has...word to miles and dizzy. - kacy wilson

for the record i wouldn't say i cry a lot uncontrollably, but when alone if i feel like crying, i let it on out...shit is healthy and you feel great afterwards like you just had a really nice blowjob. - kacy wilson

if my joke was bad enough to be good?

h20
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if hip hop ever dies...it will be the day that all of us who fell in love with a new sound that was like nothing we ever heard before and kept being amazed as it grew and changed and morphed stop wanting to be challenged...it will be the day we make a bunch of unbreakable rules and accept it all as hip hop cannon, and the next musical form will have to born of a rebellion against all you reactionaries who wouldn't let it grow and change because your "love" was really obsession and you held on so tight that you choked her. it will be the day that young kids don't want to hear about hip hop anymore because they still listen with their hearts...in reality hip hop won't really be dead anyway, she will just have to undergo another name change like she always has...word to miles and dizzy. - kacy wilson

for the record i wouldn't say i cry a lot uncontrollably, but when alone if i feel like crying, i let it on out...shit is healthy and you feel great afterwards like you just had a really nice blowjob. - kacy wilson

happy now?

WELCOME

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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon (edited by ME in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By a big dude named Tyrone Dominguez.©


"Get off my DICK" List
Binlahab
Ihsan Amin (Another Alias of whom i do not know)
Skin on The Drum (Do i even know you????)
Jayded
more to come............

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

I'm sitting here laughing so hard at these jokes and I thought I would attempt to do one. Now I've given fair warning, comedy is not my thing, so bear with me:

Rakka Iriscience walked into a room with huge sunglasses on his face. When asked to take them off, he refused. Everyone kept asking, "Rakka, why won't you take off your glasses?" Finally he stood up on the table and declared, "Because I my pupils are dialated, people!" Get it? Dialated People? I think I used it right.

Hey, I tried. I'll leave now.

this post is a beautiful thing. props on ur badness :)

Thanks. That made me feel better. :-)

Okay in reading these posts, I've got to give it a try.....


What do you call a semi radioactive okayplayer?






An Illadelph Halflife

I must say that is pretty corny.....
More tender than a roni but harder than a jawbreaker-MC Lyte

What does jay-z have?

A tall-lip (talib)

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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon (edited by ME in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By a big dude named Tyrone Dominguez.©


"Get off my DICK" List
Binlahab
Ihsan Amin (Another Alias of whom i do not know)
Skin on The Drum (Do i even know you????)
Jayded
Punapi
more to come............

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

- - - - -

www.wingnutjazz.com <--- !!!!!!
peace & love

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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon (edited by ME in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By a big dude named Tyrone Dominguez.©


"Get off my DICK" List
Binlahab
Ihsan Amin (Another Alias of whom i do not know)
Skin on The Drum (Do i even know you????)
Jayded
Punapi
more to come............

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

As The Roots grew older and older, they were eventually put in a freak show/circus. Each memeber would be behind a different booth and people would pay to get a look at them. The anouncer outside one of the booths, "Come see the amazing key player. Come one, Kamal!"

Kamal - like come all...oh man. Just stared posting here and I'm already making a fool of myself.

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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon (edited by ME in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

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"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By a big dude named Tyrone Dominguez.©


"Get off my DICK" List
Binlahab
Ihsan Amin (Another Alias of whom i do not know)
Skin on The Drum (Do i even know you????)
Jayded
Punapi
more to come............

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E! You have way too much time on your hands. You should throw some laughing gas in with that one.

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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon (edited by ME in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

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"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By a big dude named Tyrone Dominguez.©


"Get off my DICK" List
Binlahab
Ihsan Amin (Another Alias of whom i do not know)
Skin on The Drum (Do i even know you????)
Jayded
Punapi
more to come............

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

It was nice to know i wasnt the lone OKP nerd. Thanks yall.

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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon (edited by ME in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************

"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By a big dude named Tyrone Dominguez.©

Come join us: http://www.okayplayer.com/cgi-bin/dcforum/dcboard.cgi?az=show_thread&om=224924&forum=general2&omm=0
SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

token white people skit:
A quaint, white family is sitting around the dinner table enjoying thier meal
Mom: Oh Toby, you ate all of your parsnips, Do You Want More???
Son: No, Kamaal ma, I'm sick of this food. I want some Grits!
Father: Well, I have never! Young man, that is a Black Thought if I ever heard one.
Mom: Son, Never do What They Do.
Son: Essaywhawoman?? I Shall Proceed and continue-(abruptly cutoff)
Mom: Pass the Popcorn quick! -Dawson's Creek is on
Son: (under his breath)Water.

im laughing my ass off over here...i LOVE corny jokes. love em!!





peace
ladee

Archive this post please, cause we can't let all our lame jokes be lost forever!

Why couldn't Kweli start his set on time?
He was waitin' for the DJ.


What did Kweli want when he was stuck behind an old woman in traffic?
Just to get by.


What does Com's vow of abstinence prevent him from?
Dooinit.


This has got to stop.

Why did Amiri Baraka have to take an alternate path?
He saw something in the way of things.

Jesus, I can't stop it!!

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Weekly Words of wisdom from Buckshot of Blackmoon (edited by ME in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

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"At My hi-School We dont have pep rallies, We have Klan rallies"

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LOL

this is too much. this practice should be banned....or at least not taken in such liberal doses

Why Did com need to borrow a dollar?
Because he dropped the cents (Get it cuz he dropped the "Sense at the end of his name, i guess t dont work in writing). Alright that was horrible as hell, I gotta wrap this shit up. I think i can take home the wackest joke award though.

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Words of wisdom from Blackmoon(edited in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

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Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By Tyrone Dominguez.©

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

peace, dgonsh

"anytime i state an opinion i state it's my opinion, and i back up why i stated the statement (time willing). so please folks you got to understand that it's not a good feeling to read a i'm not on his nuts comment. if i need some attention for my nuts i'll call a jawn." -Quest

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Words of wisdom from Blackmoon(edited in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

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Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By Tyrone Dominguez.©

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

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Read My Sig Before Responding ____________________________________________________________
Words of wisdom from Blackmoon(edited in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

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Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By Tyrone Dominguez.©

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

a player got pull over by a cop and in his moment of being pissed, he asked the cop, 'where the hell does all this money go for these tickets you write...towards a policeman's ball?"

the cop looked back at the kid and replyed.
" policemen don't have balls!"

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not a good joke, but what the hell, i tried

Its aight though, however, u missed the theme completely. The Joke has to be about an OK Artist (Common, Kweli, Roots, etc)

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Words of wisdom from Blackmoon(edited in light of recent events):

From "Buck em down"

"You Know what they say about niggas who ride dicks upstate niggas become chics. Word-life I aint bullshitin, ask my nigga KOBE(edit), on the COURT (edit) he was tough, locked up he was sweet stuff"

************************************************************


Note: My Avatar Does not reperesent love for the Lakers in any way shape or form, but hate of Kobe and hope that he goes to prison and gets raped By Tyrone Dominguez.©

SINCERELY,THENAPPYNIGERIANIGGA

damn
saw jokes and got excited. i'll be more careful.