token white people skit:
A quaint, white family is sitting around the dinner table enjoying thier meal
Mom: Oh Toby, you ate all of your parsnips, Do You Want More???
Son: No, Kamaal ma, I'm sick of this food. I want some Grits!
Father: Well, I have never! Young man, that is a Black Thought if I ever heard one.
Mom: Son, Never do What They Do.
Son: Essaywhawoman?? I Shall Proceed and continue-(abruptly cutoff)
Mom: Pass the Popcorn quick! -Dawson's Creek is on
Son: (under his breath)Water.