>say he ordered a drink = $9
>
>and whatever else he had to eat got comped
>but it's an example of why an entire bill wouldn't be comped
>


Never in my life have I seen something as chicken shit as this.
You're at a "fine dining" establishment
or heck even my corner bar "Cheers"
then, a big tab comes and the manager says "nah, it's on the house...well everything except for those two Bud Lights you ordered which was $9"

that's dumb and would get an averse reaction from whomever you are trying to impress by comping their bill

yes, dude makes at least a few hundred thousand per year as long as he is on the roster (not practice squad)
so for you to "comp" everything on the bill except for $9 worth of whatever is dumb

yeah dude, you need more people

and don't take this personally but FUCK YOU and your waitstaff industry
if you people want more pay, then demand a SALARY
don't come grovelling to me to assist your hourly wage
if i go to Del Frisco's for a $60 steak, I'm not thinking I'm going to pay your lack of skills having ass $12 to drag the plate from the kitchen window maybe 80 feet to my table
that's dumb!
it takes you all of 30 seconds to walk my $60 steak over and you want $12 for that "service"?
so the fuck what you bring my another raimekin of butter for your nice hot soft bread with the crunchy crust
it's not like you're making my dining experience that much better by doing so

and why do you get $12 for delivering my $60 steak 80 feet
but the girl at Outback only gets $3 for delivering my $15 steak the same distance?
same amount of work
so you get paid four times more than she does for the same no brainer work?
i can train a 3rd grader to walk 80 feet with a plate without dropping it
so, again, do you get $12 for that?
if i'm on a double date with another couple and we all get $60 steaks
you carry a round platter with four $60 steaks on it so you get $48 to walk 80 feet with four steaks on a platter that takes you 30 seconds to do the task

are you fuckin shitting me???

per se charges $310 for the 9 course menu GRATUITY INCLUDED!!!
that's great
let thomas keller and his staff figure that shit out
and it is like a team of FOURTY people that assists during your dinner there

anyway, nobody dont give a fuck about the bartender "losing money" because my six lemon drops and two shiner bocks were comped
you handle that shit with the owner
you want me to tip you $3 to reach in a Yeti ice chest and pop the top off a fucking beer??!!?!!?!?

this country is filled with a bunch of slacker ass liberals who want to be paid for doing nothing!
a bunch of socialists, basically

oh, and the person that made $48 in 30 seconds delivering those four $60 steaks,
how, much of that $48 will go to the cook who stood over the 1,800 broiler cooking them guests steaks to perfection which is where the REAL artistry comes into play
and if you never cooked a perfect steak before dont say shit



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