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55. "You post like you have a GI Joe gun stuck up your ass, no homo."
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Mon May-14-07 03:55 PM by Orbit_Established

  

          

>How you got to 9k posts is a miracle...

I have a following, and I can't disappoint my fans on here(str8 up).

>Aight so here's the truth as I see it... I'm fine with placing
>the timeframe in the now. Not a problem. I'm fine with
>updating the looks of the characters. Also, not a problem. I
>also agree that Spiderman 3 sucked. But that's all that we
>agree on son.

Good.

>Truth is, changing the vehicles is the biggest problem. That's
>like making Spiderman a black dude. That's like making Batman
>a woman. Sure, we all love black people & females, but come
>now. That's just some bullshit. Certain things should stay the
>way they are.

Uh.

a)That ain't what the original poster was complaining about. He
was complaining about the way the robots LOOKED, and was
bitching SOLELY because they didn't look like the ones he
had in 5th grade.

b)Like I said, he needs cooch.

>"But dog, we're talking about robots, not people"... bullshit.
>THESE robots ARE the people in THIS universe. SO changing
>Bumblebee from a beetle to a fucking CAMARRO is basically like
>changing one of the aforementioned. The car reflects the
>characters personality. Period.

Personally, I think you guys are being needlessly nostalgic.

When I was a kid, the vehicle was SECONDARY(distantly) to the
character. All I really knew is that some cats drove, some cats flew.
What really mattered was how the niggas talked, interacted, their
personalities, shit like that.

The vehicles weren't *irrelevant* but you guys acting like that shit
completely redefines everything are just being dorky.

I mean, for christ sakes Optimus Prime, one of the coolest leaders
of any group ever, was a big ass BIG RIG Truck!

LOL!!!

One of the most BORING VEHICLES you can EVER hope to see!

Wasn't SHIT exciting about NO BIG FUCKING RIG!!! The only reason O Prime
was that dude was because his ROBOT SELF WAS THAT DUDE!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


ADMIT IT, MUFFUCKA!!!!

>But here in Hollywood cash rules & since GM hasn't made a
>profit in oh over 20+ quarters they had to offer Bay prolly 10
>mill just to get thier cars in the new TF. So all of our
>dreams of having a somewhat faithful port over get washed away
>by cash.

WHO.GIVES. A.MOTHER.FUCK!!!

The question is this one:

WILL THE MOTHERFUCKING MOVIE BE ENTERTAINING, WELL WRITTEN,
COHERENT, and EXCITING

The motherfucking VENOM looked GREAT in Spiderman 3!!

Mr. Sandman was VERY FAITHFUL in Spiderman 3!

Problem is, the motherfucking STORY FUCKING SUCKED!!!

That is why the shit was garbation.


>So there you have it.
>TF will NOT shit on Spiderman.
>Doing something different is NOT always 'right'.

Who the fuck said that?


>& I got laid last night.


No, you didn't.


>Your lame.

Not quite.

I'm fucking amazing, and shit, god.


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LOL @ Transformers 2007. [View all] , JusticeSabre, Thu May-10-07 06:47 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
I don't see how you can laugh at that.
May 10th 2007
1
My avatar shows where my loyalties lie...
May 10th 2007
7
      That's not a first gen transformation...
May 10th 2007
10
           Alts >>> G1.
May 11th 2007
36
nah...25-year-olds lost :(
May 10th 2007
2
Cosign
May 10th 2007
5
But the flying tanks and explosions will look great at least.
May 10th 2007
3
for the love of all that is holy
May 10th 2007
4
Those are final. The toys are on shelves NOW.
May 10th 2007
6
      my heart is heavy n/m
May 10th 2007
8
How did they fuck it up so bad?
May 10th 2007
9
I ask the same thing all the time. Hollywood just refuses to stay
May 10th 2007
12
smh--> and if they looked '80ish, mofos would be whining 'bout that
May 10th 2007
11
I mean, everyone realizes that Bay can't win, right?
May 10th 2007
13
big big co-sign
May 10th 2007
14
Pretty Much.
May 11th 2007
18
100% accurate?
May 11th 2007
26
RE: I mean, everyone realizes that Bay can't win, right?
May 11th 2007
33
80% accuracy would have done well.
May 11th 2007
37
i SERIOUSLY doubt
May 14th 2007
52
LOL at all y'all
May 11th 2007
15
^^^I'm wit Big Perm...er, Big Worm
May 17th 2007
71
pretty much....sad but true
May 18th 2007
78
transformers will rule July
May 11th 2007
16
RE: LOL @ Transformers 2007.
May 11th 2007
17
You and me are right >here<
May 11th 2007
22
My thoughts exactly
May 11th 2007
25
Autobots look pretty cool, it's the decepticons that bug me
May 11th 2007
19
Exactly! The Decepticons look hideous
May 11th 2007
28
which is totally a unacceptable look for villains. n/m
May 11th 2007
30
but there is a lot to be said for personality
May 11th 2007
32
Should they, though?
May 11th 2007
38
agreed
Jun 05th 2007
97
dope.
May 11th 2007
20
as standalone designs i think they look pretty sick
May 11th 2007
21
nerd
May 11th 2007
23
Where's Rumble young man Rumble? I'm still gonna see it
May 11th 2007
24
damn i'm glad i'm not a purist. Starscream looks ill.
May 11th 2007
27
they aren't still cars that turn into robots?
May 11th 2007
29
in a live action movie no less
May 11th 2007
31
      me too
May 11th 2007
34
I had sex today, ya'll should try it sometime
May 11th 2007
35
Who wants to fuck your lame-ass woman, though?
May 11th 2007
39
      LMBAO
May 26th 2007
94
fanboy!
May 12th 2007
40
I can't even tell what's going on with the Decepticons
May 12th 2007
41
what the fuck is megatron supposed to be?
May 12th 2007
42
hater.
May 14th 2007
47
here's some great quotes from Bay for you guys:
May 12th 2007
43
now i just want to smack the shit outta him
May 12th 2007
44
the autobots don't look too bad
May 13th 2007
45
u think they gonna use a TAPE DECK transforming robot in 2007?????
May 13th 2007
46
^^^Underrated reply.
May 18th 2007
80
make it a CD or wireless or something
May 26th 2007
95
      Don't say shit like that. They'd make that nigga a fuckin' iPod.
Jul 04th 2007
109
Honestly....
May 14th 2007
48
RE: Honestly....
May 14th 2007
49
RE: Honestly....
May 14th 2007
53
I agree with some of what you're saying...
May 15th 2007
64
a)Transformers 2007 >>> Spiderman 3 b)You get no pussy.
May 14th 2007
50
^^^Powerful Post^^^^
May 14th 2007
51
RE: a)Transformers 2007 >>> Spiderman 3 b)You get no pussy.
May 14th 2007
54
      RE: Lord have mercy...
May 14th 2007
56
      Agreed. If the story engages us, no one will give a flying shit.
May 14th 2007
58
      Everyone can shut THEE fock up as of ^^^^This fine Post.
May 14th 2007
59
      You're getting a horrible story in this film.
May 15th 2007
62
      LOL
May 15th 2007
63
i'd have no problem with doing something new and original to looks
May 15th 2007
60
And less personable.
May 15th 2007
65
      EXACTLY...wasps and spiders look more soulful than those...things
May 15th 2007
67
Eat a dick.
May 15th 2007
61
^^^ In Dire Need of Pulsating Pussy Lips.
May 15th 2007
66
I bow to this post.
May 18th 2007
77
I like em |shrugs|
May 14th 2007
57
*SUPER SPOILER ALERT*
May 17th 2007
68
nevermind
May 17th 2007
69
I've changed my mind. These are completely badass.
May 17th 2007
70
Here, he kinda shits on ya'll
May 17th 2007
72
FOHWTBS
May 17th 2007
73
he sounds like joel schumacher
May 18th 2007
74
RE: he sounds like joel schumacher
May 18th 2007
75
LMMFAO!!! HE PISSED ON Y'ALL. LOL.
May 18th 2007
79
That's bullshit
May 20th 2007
82
that's WONDERFUL ... in theory
May 21st 2007
84
funniest thing in this thread!
Jul 04th 2007
108
it look straight to me... =X
May 18th 2007
76
Hidden Video of Dino Grimlock, Laserbeak, OG Bumblebee
May 18th 2007
81
COOL SHIT.
May 21st 2007
83
      i wish the movie was more like this
May 21st 2007
85
           PEEP:
May 22nd 2007
86
                See..how can anyone see that
May 22nd 2007
87
                ILM + Bay's designs = CRAP.
May 22nd 2007
88
                Right...
May 24th 2007
89
                     It doesn't HAVE a decent plot, though!
May 24th 2007
90
                          lol...but that's basically like the cartoon
May 24th 2007
92
                               no thats what you remember of the cartoon
May 26th 2007
93
                ^^^ >>>> movie trailer
Jun 29th 2007
99
                very cool
Jul 04th 2007
106
Some are good, some are fucking terrible
May 24th 2007
91
LOL
Jun 03rd 2007
96
RE: LOL
Jun 29th 2007
98
again, The Doc must say. His only gripe is the robotic designs.
Jun 29th 2007
100
^^^For the Loss
Jul 03rd 2007
101
He took a POWERFUL L in this one.
Jul 03rd 2007
102
Michael Bay designed Megatron sized L
Jul 03rd 2007
103
      ^^^ MORONS
Jul 03rd 2007
104
           ^^^Michael Bay Fucked This Guy's Girlfriend
Jul 03rd 2007
105
yep, this movie sucked
Jul 04th 2007
107

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