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Topic subjectYou post like you have a GI Joe gun stuck up your ass, no homo.
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54684, You post like you have a GI Joe gun stuck up your ass, no homo.
Posted by Orbit_Established, Mon May-14-07 03:33 PM
>How you got to 9k posts is a miracle...

I have a following, and I can't disappoint my fans on here(str8 up).

>Aight so here's the truth as I see it... I'm fine with placing
>the timeframe in the now. Not a problem. I'm fine with
>updating the looks of the characters. Also, not a problem. I
>also agree that Spiderman 3 sucked. But that's all that we
>agree on son.

Good.

>Truth is, changing the vehicles is the biggest problem. That's
>like making Spiderman a black dude. That's like making Batman
>a woman. Sure, we all love black people & females, but come
>now. That's just some bullshit. Certain things should stay the
>way they are.

Uh.

a)That ain't what the original poster was complaining about. He
was complaining about the way the robots LOOKED, and was
bitching SOLELY because they didn't look like the ones he
had in 5th grade.

b)Like I said, he needs cooch.

>"But dog, we're talking about robots, not people"... bullshit.
>THESE robots ARE the people in THIS universe. SO changing
>Bumblebee from a beetle to a fucking CAMARRO is basically like
>changing one of the aforementioned. The car reflects the
>characters personality. Period.

Personally, I think you guys are being needlessly nostalgic.

When I was a kid, the vehicle was SECONDARY(distantly) to the
character. All I really knew is that some cats drove, some cats flew.
What really mattered was how the niggas talked, interacted, their
personalities, shit like that.

The vehicles weren't *irrelevant* but you guys acting like that shit
completely redefines everything are just being dorky.

I mean, for christ sakes Optimus Prime, one of the coolest leaders
of any group ever, was a big ass BIG RIG Truck!

LOL!!!

One of the most BORING VEHICLES you can EVER hope to see!

Wasn't SHIT exciting about NO BIG FUCKING RIG!!! The only reason O Prime
was that dude was because his ROBOT SELF WAS THAT DUDE!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


ADMIT IT, MUFFUCKA!!!!

>But here in Hollywood cash rules & since GM hasn't made a
>profit in oh over 20+ quarters they had to offer Bay prolly 10
>mill just to get thier cars in the new TF. So all of our
>dreams of having a somewhat faithful port over get washed away
>by cash.

WHO.GIVES. A.MOTHER.FUCK!!!

The question is this one:

WILL THE MOTHERFUCKING MOVIE BE ENTERTAINING, WELL WRITTEN,
COHERENT, and EXCITING

The motherfucking VENOM looked GREAT in Spiderman 3!!

Mr. Sandman was VERY FAITHFUL in Spiderman 3!

Problem is, the motherfucking STORY FUCKING SUCKED!!!

That is why the shit was garbation.


>So there you have it.
>TF will NOT shit on Spiderman.
>Doing something different is NOT always 'right'.

Who the fuck said that?


>& I got laid last night.


No, you didn't.


>Your lame.

Not quite.

I'm fucking amazing, and shit, god.


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