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54621, LOL @ Transformers 2007.
Posted by JusticeSabre, Thu May-10-07 06:47 PM
AUTOBOTS
• Optimus Prime: http://www.michaelbay.com/images/tf/png/optimus.png
• Bumblebee: http://www.michaelbay.com/images/tf/png/bumblebee.png
• Ironhide: http://www.michaelbay.com/images/tf/png/ironhide.png
• Jazz: http://www.michaelbay.com/images/tf/png/jazz.png

DECEPTICONS
• Megatron: http://www.michaelbay.com/images/tf/png/megatron.png
• Starscream: http://www.michaelbay.com/images/tf/png/starscream.png
• Blackout (fake Soundwave): http://www.michaelbay.com/images/tf/png/blackout.png
• Frenzy: http://www.michaelbay.com/images/tf/png/frenzy.png

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MICHAEL BAY FUCKING LOST.
54622, I don't see how you can laugh at that.
Posted by placee_22, Thu May-10-07 07:04 PM
That shit's repulsive. I don't see how anyone who lived through the '80s green lit this bullshit.
54623, My avatar shows where my loyalties lie...
Posted by JusticeSabre, Thu May-10-07 09:03 PM
This shit is disgusting.
54624, That's not a first gen transformation...
Posted by Mr Mech, Thu May-10-07 10:14 PM
It's a hot alternator figure, but not first gen.

Mech
54625, Alts >>> G1.
Posted by JusticeSabre, Fri May-11-07 09:36 PM
54626, nah...25-year-olds lost :(
Posted by Jon, Thu May-10-07 07:19 PM
:(

disgraceful
54627, Cosign
Posted by calij81, Thu May-10-07 08:06 PM
I am 25, about to turn 26 and they are already starting to destroy my childhood. It's like they say "if it ain't broke don't fix it" so why does Bay insist on destroying it? Why couldn't they just use the original ICONIC transformer designs? This movie will be the biggest bomb/bust/flop/whatever other adjective you want to use of this summer. They will get a big backlash from the original fanbase and the younger generation won't find this movie appealing, no matter how much they Hollywoodize it up and make it flashy with some stupid love story. Especially after all the negative rewies start coming out.
54628, But the flying tanks and explosions will look great at least.
Posted by SoulHonky, Thu May-10-07 07:55 PM
The odds of me going to see this keep sinking.
54629, for the love of all that is holy
Posted by MigiTTy, Thu May-10-07 08:02 PM
tell me these are conceptual drawings.

they look like retarded gundams had sex with mutant go-bots.


i'll prolly still watch it.
54630, Those are final. The toys are on shelves NOW.
Posted by JusticeSabre, Thu May-10-07 09:03 PM
TRANSFORMERS LOST.
54631, my heart is heavy n/m
Posted by MigiTTy, Thu May-10-07 09:08 PM
54632, How did they fuck it up so bad?
Posted by Reginald B Stifworth, Thu May-10-07 09:34 PM
It blows my mind.
54633, I ask the same thing all the time. Hollywood just refuses to stay
Posted by Ason, Thu May-10-07 10:33 PM
to source material
they like using the name but
damn-it if they don't go out of their way
to shit all over the final product.
54634, smh--> and if they looked '80ish, mofos would be whining 'bout that
Posted by kysersozey, Thu May-10-07 10:29 PM
I'm sure it'll make 100 million whether the 10 of us go or not.

Far as I'm concerned, it'll prolly run circles around Spiderman 3.
54635, I mean, everyone realizes that Bay can't win, right?
Posted by Frank Longo, Thu May-10-07 11:36 PM
If he'd stayed 100% accurate, it's corny and overly purist and lame.

If he changes it, Transformers loyalists-- his core audience-- get pissy.

Bay can't win. But he's not trying to sell JUST Transformers fans. He wants to sell everyone. And I, being unfamiliar with the original Transformers, think that those things look pretty fucking cool.
54636, big big co-sign
Posted by God Loves Ugly, Thu May-10-07 11:47 PM
I thought I was looking at the wrong pictures because of everyones reactions.

>And I, being unfamiliar with
>the original Transformers, think that those things look pretty
>fucking cool.

I was actually surprised at how good they looked. The detail is fantastic. This actually made me want to go see the movie. *shrugs*
54637, Pretty Much.
Posted by CliffDogg, Fri May-11-07 09:53 AM
54638, 100% accurate?
Posted by Kozmikblak, Fri May-11-07 02:51 PM
How about 50-50?. Changing Megatrons look I think folks can deal with, but some of those designs are wack. Starscream for one looks wack. How about Jazz? Why the only Optimus and Bumble have any color. No other alien robot know what color is?? Adding a little color would go a long way to bring out those designs. I personally am disappointed and don't see myself making much of an effort to see this in the theater.

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54639, RE: I mean, everyone realizes that Bay can't win, right?
Posted by jadedeejay, Fri May-11-07 05:15 PM
I willing to accept the fact that, at it's core, Transformers is basically little more than a toy franchise that was marketed to 8 YEAR OLD BOYS in the 80's. There's not much there in terms of story to work with. In order to appeal to a broader audience, changes have to be made from the original concept to keep it from being corny and juvenile.

I'm also willing to acknowledge that they need to make these robots from space look believable in terms of movement and detail (i.e. Prime's tires not magically disappearing when he changes to robot form, elbows and arms being able to move fluidly, etc.), and in THAT regard, at least, I think they succeeded.

But really, is it THAT much to ask that the characters at least bear SOME iconic resemblence to their namesakes? Obviously this is more important with some characters than others. I couldn't imagine them trying to pull off Frenzy as a cassette nowadays, for example.

But Megatron without the arm cannon? That's like Superman without the 'S' or Punisher without the skull!

Why bother?

That said, I'm still prolly gonna see that shit. Doesn't mean I'm gonna like it....

*Camps out in front of theatre with pouty face and arms crossed*


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54640, 80% accuracy would have done well.
Posted by JusticeSabre, Fri May-11-07 09:47 PM
This is like 3% accurate.

And it's not like the old designs hadn't been updated using realistic vehicles and such, yet retaining the original design aesthetic.

It's like they scrapped everything that worked from TF canon and just kept the factions and some names.

Wackness.
54641, i SERIOUSLY doubt
Posted by Jon, Mon May-14-07 07:48 AM
there'd be nearly as significant of a backlash for making transformers look like transformers.

edit: just look at that transformer Nike commercial...shit is completely possible to make transformer-looking robots seem uncorny in live-action form
54642, LOL at all y'all
Posted by BigWorm, Fri May-11-07 08:26 AM
This is the same as the huge nerdy life lesson I had to learn when Star Wars Episodes 1-3 came out.

You're a child of the 80s that grew up loving Star Wars, Transformers and Inspector Gadget?

The sad reality is that these moviemakers don't give one fuck about you. They weren't even really thinking about you when they started these new projects. Just like with Spiderman 3, for every diehard comic fan shouting foul when they screwed up on Venom's voice...there are about 1,000 kids out there that thought the whole movie was great.

That's the tragedy. Unless that Transformers movie is a huge unexpected flop, it will spawn a whole generation of kids wanting their parents to buy Transformers for them, and not ones that look like the old shit from the 80s. And if you complain about how Optimus Prime looks to Michael Bay, he'll be like oh yeah, so sorry patna, excuse me I gotta go look at my new Hummer for a minute.
54643, ^^^I'm wit Big Perm...er, Big Worm
Posted by MikeLove, Thu May-17-07 04:39 PM
its a geekFEST in this muhfucka
54644, pretty much....sad but true
Posted by Smoody, Fri May-18-07 06:03 PM
54645, transformers will rule July
Posted by Iltigo, Fri May-11-07 08:34 AM
face it.

the wirters were fans fo the og transformer cartoons, and thats how they got the characters right.

but the design....

for '07..that shit woudl be corny as fuck

you realize this movie is made for 13 yr olds? (PG-13 rating after Speilberg "talked" to the MPAA)

you realize that these same 13 yrs old weren't alive for the after cartoons we grew up on? you realize these are the kids that will continue the transformer torch?

you knwo you're gonna see it so don't front
54646, RE: LOL @ Transformers 2007.
Posted by Brother_Afron, Fri May-11-07 08:42 AM
I liked Transformers and all, but I was never that big of a fan.

That said, those designs have way too much detail going on for me.
54647, You and me are right >here<
Posted by KwesiAkoKennedy, Fri May-11-07 10:41 AM
I could care less about them not looking like the original designs. It's all that crazy detail that makes them hard to read. I really can't tell what Ironhide is doing in that shot.

Granted, Bumblebee and Jazz are pretty decent to me.

Why the hell they turned Frenzy in to a metal Kremzeek is beyond me.
54648, My thoughts exactly
Posted by spenzalii, Fri May-11-07 02:19 PM
waaaaay too much going on for each character. Hate the faces on everyone exept Prime

And if Jazz isn't a Porshe, I'll cry
54649, Autobots look pretty cool, it's the decepticons that bug me
Posted by IslaSoul, Fri May-11-07 10:14 AM


Starscream looks terrible...
How they gone make him look like this.

54650, Exactly! The Decepticons look hideous
Posted by Gemini_Two_One, Fri May-11-07 04:21 PM

!sig!
www.myspace.com/gemini2one

When a White kills a Black, it's Riot time.
When a Black kills a White, it's execution time.
When a Black kills a Black, it's Miller time!
- Good Old Jesse Jackson
54651, which is totally a unacceptable look for villains. n/m
Posted by Doc Maestro, Fri May-11-07 04:55 PM
>
>!sig!
>www.myspace.com/gemini2one
>
>When a White kills a Black, it's Riot time.
>When a Black kills a White, it's execution time.
>When a Black kills a Black, it's Miller time!
>- Good Old Jesse Jackson
54652, but there is a lot to be said for personality
Posted by navajo joe, Fri May-11-07 05:08 PM
54653, Should they, though?
Posted by JusticeSabre, Fri May-11-07 09:58 PM
Going off of the 20+ YO established canon of TF, Autobots (Cybertrons) and Decepticons (Destrons) are the same "race".
Autobots originally created as work machines, Decepticons originally created as military machines...
Both to be sold by their creators to various inhabited planets around the universe.

Why would one faction appear as monsters and the other less-threatening?

Chalk that up to bad writing by this film's creative staff.

They fucked a simple, yet expandable premise up.
They could have made TF movies well into the next decade, on some Star Wars shit if they handled it correctly.
54654, agreed
Posted by rare, Tue Jun-05-07 05:56 AM
not really diggin those autobots either BUT
they do look better than the decepticonss....
54655, dope.
Posted by xbenzive, Fri May-11-07 10:18 AM
I can see why so many compalin, because people want the orignal design. but you realize, these are robots from space....ROBOTS FROM SPACE. They need to look technical and organic. I rather see these designs then some block shaping lego designs. Don't get me wrong, the original Transformers were nice, but it's 2007...we need to upgrade. This movie will RULE JULY and I also bet most of you guys will watch it. I can't wait. I'm looking forward to this movie.
54656, as standalone designs i think they look pretty sick
Posted by araQual, Fri May-11-07 10:26 AM
as a longtime fan, i probly only got real beef with Megatron's design. cos at least with Optimus he's vaguely retained some of the original look, but Megs is completely new.

V.
54657, nerd
Posted by Basaglia, Fri May-11-07 11:14 AM
54658, Where's Rumble young man Rumble? I'm still gonna see it
Posted by jigga, Fri May-11-07 01:21 PM
The trailers for the movie dont look as bad as I thought. I know I'll enjoy it off the nostalgia factor alone. And if not that for the unintentional comedic level it's bound to have w/ Tygeek in it.
54659, damn i'm glad i'm not a purist. Starscream looks ill.
Posted by Triptych, Fri May-11-07 04:06 PM
.
54660, they aren't still cars that turn into robots?
Posted by DrNO, Fri May-11-07 04:39 PM
what am I missing here?
54661, in a live action movie no less
Posted by navajo joe, Fri May-11-07 05:04 PM

plus, even if the movie is shit. transformers has the best one of the best theatrical trailers in a minute

i'm there opening weekend
54662, me too
Posted by DrNO, Fri May-11-07 07:30 PM
it's perfectly pitched to Bay's strengths, and weaknesses.
54663, I had sex today, ya'll should try it sometime
Posted by Tiger Woods, Fri May-11-07 08:35 PM

lol @ adult men online MAD about transformers
54664, Who wants to fuck your lame-ass woman, though?
Posted by JusticeSabre, Fri May-11-07 10:00 PM
We all could prolly tap that if we wanted to...
54665, LMBAO
Posted by Boy Wonder, Sat May-26-07 10:24 AM

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54666, fanboy!
Posted by knives_bats_new tats, Sat May-12-07 08:43 AM
54667, I can't even tell what's going on with the Decepticons
Posted by KangolLove, Sat May-12-07 12:17 PM
They all look like mutant Short Circuits.
54668, what the fuck is megatron supposed to be?
Posted by justin_scott, Sat May-12-07 06:50 PM
he looks like a crystal, not the gun he used to be. i'm gonna wait and see how the movie is, but the transformers look horrible.
54669, hater.
Posted by , Mon May-14-07 12:51 AM

lol


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54670, here's some great quotes from Bay for you guys:
Posted by DrNO, Sat May-12-07 07:21 PM
On initially being offered the project: "I'm not going to do that stupid toy movie"

On the cartoon: "the cartoons were so amateur, it would look stupid if you actually made that into a model"

54671, now i just want to smack the shit outta him
Posted by justin_scott, Sat May-12-07 08:03 PM
what an ass
54672, the autobots don't look too bad
Posted by knives_bats_new tats, Sun May-13-07 03:35 PM
but what the fuck is going on with the decepticons?! That's some of the worst concept design I've ever seen.

this post is still insanely fanboyish though.
54673, u think they gonna use a TAPE DECK transforming robot in 2007?????
Posted by My_SP1200_Broken_Again, Sun May-13-07 10:59 PM
...i mean Soundwave was the shit on the cartoons ...but that wouldnt play to well if it was set in 2007 or later

But yeah the characters look unimpressive ..im afraid to see what Shockwave looks like
54674, ^^^Underrated reply.
Posted by Orbit_Established, Fri May-18-07 08:01 PM
>...i mean Soundwave was the shit on the cartoons ...but that
>wouldnt play to well if it was set in 2007 or later

Lol.

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54675, make it a CD or wireless or something
Posted by Boy Wonder, Sat May-26-07 10:26 AM
s*** isn't that hard to spin

Starscream makes me wanna pull my hair out
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54676, Don't say shit like that. They'd make that nigga a fuckin' iPod.
Posted by ansomble, Wed Jul-04-07 04:43 PM
And Apple would get paid off all that like GM did.
54677, Honestly....
Posted by PRYM8, Mon May-14-07 05:24 AM
... let's take the time out to think about this shit really. I don't know if ya'll know this but Transformers was a cartoon. A cartoon that we watched when we were little kids. The cartoon itself had a lot of loop holes we overlooked because we were kids. Now that we are adults, a lot of that same shit is not going to fly. Especially since we are now the ones PAYING to see this shit.

First of, the changes they made to the characters that everyone is talking about. Megatron was a handgun. A fucking handgun. That shit might have been cool to watch a 50 foot robot turn into a handgun when we were 8-10 years old, but that shit does not translate into a 90 minute film to the 25 and up. WTF? Onto Bumblebee, from what I understand is that VW did not want their brand to be in a movie associated with war and did not allow Bay to use it. Makes sense considering that the VW's are peace loving hippie mobiles(for the most part). Soundwave was a boombox/tapedeck whatever. A big ass robot that transforms into a ghetto blaster and shoots out tapes that turn into a bird, cat and a midget makes no sense. Now his character could be played two different ways. Either they can change his physical appearance(smart) and keep his loyalty to megatron in place(hopefully) or the could turn him into a 8 foot robot(weak) with the same personality (weaker). My point is... Stop all the crying!!!!! Be mature enough to realize that translating a 30 minute cartoon into a 90 ish minute film is going to involve some changes. Shit, even the animated film had to go through some changes. Optimus Prime died remember!!!!!!! At least see the movie first before you start crying about it.
54678, RE: Honestly....
Posted by Complex720, Mon May-14-07 06:26 AM
just pop in the "Transformers: The Movie" VHS & pretend this never happened.

That's my plan.

They just tried too hard to modernize it & make it appeal to today's kids or something. For everybody saying "kids can't relate to tapedecks in 2007".. well, they could make the movie's timeframe the 80's, easy problem to solve. And about things being unbelievable... c'mon, gotta point to the same point they're making -- yep, it is based on a cartoon, it is based on fantasy & with all those things aren't you already suspending a certain amount of belief anyway so, what's the difference if it's for a giant robot that turns into some tiny object or any other fiction-based thing? Either way, that ish don't appeal to me very much aside from the name, "Transformers"

Face it, the franchise just got butchered on this one.
54679, RE: Honestly....
Posted by PRYM8, Mon May-14-07 11:53 AM
"They just tried too hard to modernize it & make it appeal to
today's kids or something. For everybody saying "kids can't
relate to tapedecks in 2007".. well, they could make the
movie's timeframe the 80's, easy problem to solve."

Not easy. It be much easier for them to make the film during the present tense cost/resource wise. Not to mention, the majority of movie goers are going to want to be impressed with the sleeknees that todays CGI can provide. I think only the purists would have appreciated making it take place in the eighties.


"And about things being unbelievable... c'mon, gotta point to the same point they're making -- yep, it is based on a cartoon, it is
based on fantasy & with all those things aren't you already
suspending a certain amount of belief anyway so, what's the
difference if it's for a giant robot that turns into some tiny
object or any other fiction-based thing?"

So you'd be perfectly fine if Megatron turned into a handgun, landed in Starscreams hand and Starscream mounted up on a horse, slapped on a cowboy hat/boots and started riding that horse into battle with the Autobots? Come on fam, even though fantasy is fantasy, it's gotta carry some sort of logical and BELIEVABLE explanation.


"Either way, that ish don't appeal to me very much aside from the name, "Transformers"Face it, the franchise just got butchered on this one."

And to make that sort of statement without seeing the movie is what I don't understand. I can understand you saying it does not look like it's going to be good. But the whole franchise being butchered? I wish Okayplayer would have been around when Optimus died because I think the pre-pubescent angst would have been quite similar.
54680, I agree with some of what you're saying...
Posted by JusticeSabre, Tue May-15-07 07:27 PM
>... let's take the time out to think about this shit really.
>I don't know if ya'll know this but Transformers was a
>cartoon. A cartoon that we watched when we were little kids.
>The cartoon itself had a lot of loop holes we overlooked
>because we were kids. Now that we are adults, a lot of that
>same shit is not going to fly. Especially since we are now the
>ones PAYING to see this shit.


Very valid point.
You and I both understand this to be true, but...


>Be mature enough to realize
>that translating a 30 minute cartoon into a 90 ish minute film
>is going to involve some changes. Shit, even the animated film
>had to go through some changes. Optimus Prime died
>remember!!!!!!! At least see the movie first before you start
>crying about it.


You and about everyone else online seems to think t hat the cartoon is the only source material to pull from... and it isn't.

Marvel had a good run in the 80's and early 90's with TF comics. They actually outlasted the TV show and featured the characters in more mature/dramatic settings.

There are some things that needed changing (vehicle modes dues to restrictions from auto makers, some plot devices) but it wasn't totally broken to start with. It just needed a little updating.

These cats that made the film tossed out damn near everything but some character names and the warring factions.
You'll see, if you go check it in theaters...

A lot of what made the original premise work got dropped like a bad habit, all in the name of "updating".
54681, a)Transformers 2007 >>> Spiderman 3 b)You get no pussy.
Posted by Orbit_Established, Mon May-14-07 07:39 AM

You guys want to call Transformers corny than cop PLEAS for
how shitty Spiderman 3 was?

Lol.


Transformers is going to SHIT on Spiderman.

Michael Bay deciding to shake it up a bit, do something a little
bit original with the looks. I fux with that shit something awful.
Shit looks like hot to me.

And a scoop of punani will make you realize that the Transformers
like you liked in the 5th grade wouldn't work in 2007. Stop being
a dweeb, and shit.
54682, ^^^Powerful Post^^^^
Posted by navajo joe, Mon May-14-07 07:41 AM
54683, RE: a)Transformers 2007 >>> Spiderman 3 b)You get no pussy.
Posted by Abraham, Mon May-14-07 03:08 PM
>
>You guys want to call Transformers corny than cop PLEAS for
>how shitty Spiderman 3 was?
>
>Lol.
>
>
>Transformers is going to SHIT on Spiderman.
>
>Michael Bay deciding to shake it up a bit, do something a
>little
>bit original with the looks. I fux with that shit something
>awful.
>Shit looks like hot to me.
>
>And a scoop of punani will make you realize that the
>Transformers
>like you liked in the 5th grade wouldn't work in 2007. Stop
>being
>a dweeb, and shit.

How you got to 9k posts is a miracle...

Aight so here's the truth as I see it... I'm fine with placing the timeframe in the now. Not a problem. I'm fine with updating the looks of the characters. Also, not a problem. I also agree that Spiderman 3 sucked. But that's all that we agree on son.

Truth is, changing the vehicles is the biggest problem. That's like making Spiderman a black dude. That's like making Batman a woman. Sure, we all love black people & females, but come now. That's just some bullshit. Certain things should stay the way they are.

"But dog, we're talking about robots, not people"... bullshit. THESE robots ARE the people in THIS universe. SO changing Bumblebee from a beetle to a fucking CAMARRO is basically like changing one of the aforementioned. The car reflects the characters personality. Period.

But here in Hollywood cash rules & since GM hasn't made a profit in oh over 20+ quarters they had to offer Bay prolly 10 mill just to get thier cars in the new TF. So all of our dreams of having a somewhat faithful port over get washed away by cash.

So there you have it.
TF will NOT shit on Spiderman.
Doing something different is NOT always 'right'.
& I got laid last night.
Your lame.
54684, You post like you have a GI Joe gun stuck up your ass, no homo.
Posted by Orbit_Established, Mon May-14-07 03:33 PM
>How you got to 9k posts is a miracle...

I have a following, and I can't disappoint my fans on here(str8 up).

>Aight so here's the truth as I see it... I'm fine with placing
>the timeframe in the now. Not a problem. I'm fine with
>updating the looks of the characters. Also, not a problem. I
>also agree that Spiderman 3 sucked. But that's all that we
>agree on son.

Good.

>Truth is, changing the vehicles is the biggest problem. That's
>like making Spiderman a black dude. That's like making Batman
>a woman. Sure, we all love black people & females, but come
>now. That's just some bullshit. Certain things should stay the
>way they are.

Uh.

a)That ain't what the original poster was complaining about. He
was complaining about the way the robots LOOKED, and was
bitching SOLELY because they didn't look like the ones he
had in 5th grade.

b)Like I said, he needs cooch.

>"But dog, we're talking about robots, not people"... bullshit.
>THESE robots ARE the people in THIS universe. SO changing
>Bumblebee from a beetle to a fucking CAMARRO is basically like
>changing one of the aforementioned. The car reflects the
>characters personality. Period.

Personally, I think you guys are being needlessly nostalgic.

When I was a kid, the vehicle was SECONDARY(distantly) to the
character. All I really knew is that some cats drove, some cats flew.
What really mattered was how the niggas talked, interacted, their
personalities, shit like that.

The vehicles weren't *irrelevant* but you guys acting like that shit
completely redefines everything are just being dorky.

I mean, for christ sakes Optimus Prime, one of the coolest leaders
of any group ever, was a big ass BIG RIG Truck!

LOL!!!

One of the most BORING VEHICLES you can EVER hope to see!

Wasn't SHIT exciting about NO BIG FUCKING RIG!!! The only reason O Prime
was that dude was because his ROBOT SELF WAS THAT DUDE!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


ADMIT IT, MUFFUCKA!!!!

>But here in Hollywood cash rules & since GM hasn't made a
>profit in oh over 20+ quarters they had to offer Bay prolly 10
>mill just to get thier cars in the new TF. So all of our
>dreams of having a somewhat faithful port over get washed away
>by cash.

WHO.GIVES. A.MOTHER.FUCK!!!

The question is this one:

WILL THE MOTHERFUCKING MOVIE BE ENTERTAINING, WELL WRITTEN,
COHERENT, and EXCITING

The motherfucking VENOM looked GREAT in Spiderman 3!!

Mr. Sandman was VERY FAITHFUL in Spiderman 3!

Problem is, the motherfucking STORY FUCKING SUCKED!!!

That is why the shit was garbation.


>So there you have it.
>TF will NOT shit on Spiderman.
>Doing something different is NOT always 'right'.

Who the fuck said that?


>& I got laid last night.


No, you didn't.


>Your lame.

Not quite.

I'm fucking amazing, and shit, god.


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"I ORBITs the solar system, listenin..."

(C)Keith Murray, "Cosmic Slop
54685, RE: Lord have mercy...
Posted by Abraham, Mon May-14-07 04:23 PM
>I have a following, and I can't disappoint my fans on
>here(str8 up).
>
Come now son.. how you gonna' have a 'following' on a message board..?
& even if you did, how could that make what you say relevant?

>
>When I was a kid, the vehicle was SECONDARY(distantly) to the
>character. All I really knew is that some cats drove, some
>cats flew.
>What really mattered was how the niggas talked, interacted,
>their
>personalities, shit like that.
>
>The vehicles weren't *irrelevant* but you guys acting like
>that shit
>completely redefines everything are just being dorky.

Ok so apparently you didn't really pay much attention to how the characters were & how the vehicles reflected the certain characters emotions & how they interacted with each other. IE: you just proved my point.

>
>>But here in Hollywood cash rules & since GM hasn't made a
>>profit in oh over 20+ quarters they had to offer Bay prolly
>10
>>mill just to get thier cars in the new TF. So all of our
>>dreams of having a somewhat faithful port over get washed
>away
>>by cash.
>
>WHO.GIVES. A.MOTHER.FUCK!!!

Whooooaaa... settle down there skimpy. The all caps thing...


>The question is this one:
>
>WILL THE MOTHERFUCKING MOVIE BE ENTERTAINING, WELL WRITTEN,
>COHERENT, and EXCITING

I'm sure it'll be well written. I'm sure it'll be exciting. I'm sure it'll be coherent. The thing is that this movie *like all other Bay films* is going to be like a platinum blonde with big ol' boobies & a banging body: she's great to look at but there's really no substance there...

>The motherfucking VENOM looked GREAT in Spiderman 3!!

You must be a fan of the Larson Venom & not the McFarlane Venom.
Figures...

>>Doing something different is NOT always 'right'.
>
>Who the fuck said that?

The producers of this movie who brainwashed you into thinking that this 'different' approach is 'cool'.

>
>>& I got laid last night.
>
>
>No, you didn't.

Actaully I did.

>>Your lame.
>
>Not quite.

Yeah huh.
54686, Agreed. If the story engages us, no one will give a flying shit.
Posted by Frank Longo, Mon May-14-07 08:28 PM
There could be concern due to some past Bay movies being noticeably lacking in story. But we can deal with that when it comes.

Those robots, regardless of what they used to look like, still looked primed and ready to blow shit up and kick ass and be cool. I could give a fuck how faithful it is.

One of my FAVORITE comic book movie character adaptations for the screen EVER was Michael Clarke Duncan as Kingpin. People shat the bed cuz he didn't look like the comic, he was black, oh no! But the bottom line was name ONE WHITE ACTOR who would've captured the essence, the coolness, and the intimidation factor of the Kingpin better than Michael Clarke Duncan.

If you want strict translations, read some fan fiction or some shit. I'm gonna see this movie opening day and see a kickass war of robots with guns.
54687, Everyone can shut THEE fock up as of ^^^^This fine Post.
Posted by Orbit_Established, Mon May-14-07 09:04 PM
>There could be concern due to some past Bay movies being
>noticeably lacking in story. But we can deal with that when it
>comes.

Sure. Michael Bay is certainly cause for alarm, no doubt,
but let's see.

>Those robots, regardless of what they used to look like, still
>looked primed and ready to blow shit up and kick ass and be
>cool. I could give a fuck how faithful it is.

Yessiree bob.

>One of my FAVORITE comic book movie character adaptations for
>the screen EVER was Michael Clarke Duncan as Kingpin. People
>shat the bed cuz he didn't look like the comic, he was black,
>oh no! But the bottom line was name ONE WHITE ACTOR who
>would've captured the essence, the coolness, and the
>intimidation factor of the Kingpin better than Michael Clarke
>Duncan.

Couldn't possibly agree more.

>If you want strict translations, read some fan fiction or some
>shit. I'm gonna see this movie opening day and see a kickass
>war of robots with guns.

Yessiree bob.

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O_E: Your Super-Ego's Favorite Poster.



"I ORBITs the solar system, listenin..."

(C)Keith Murray, "Cosmic Slop
54688, You're getting a horrible story in this film.
Posted by JusticeSabre, Tue May-15-07 07:02 PM
Sorry to break the news to you.
54689, LOL
Posted by JusticeSabre, Tue May-15-07 07:16 PM
>a)That ain't what the original poster was complaining about.
>He
>was complaining about the way the robots LOOKED, and was
>bitching SOLELY because they didn't look like the ones he
>had in 5th grade.

YOUR THOUGHTS AIN'T MY THOUGHTS! (c) Rev. X
How you gonna tell a muhfucka what I'm thinking?

Ask me exactly what I meant, and I'll post up here.
Until then eat a dick, fairy.
54690, i'd have no problem with doing something new and original to looks
Posted by Jon, Tue May-15-07 04:22 PM
....but the problem is...they look LESS original
54691, And less personable.
Posted by JusticeSabre, Tue May-15-07 07:27 PM
They look like soulless machinations, IMO.
54692, EXACTLY...wasps and spiders look more soulful than those...things
Posted by Jon, Tue May-15-07 08:45 PM
54693, Eat a dick.
Posted by JusticeSabre, Tue May-15-07 07:00 PM
54694, ^^^ In Dire Need of Pulsating Pussy Lips.
Posted by Orbit_Established, Tue May-15-07 08:12 PM
Dawg, you's a nerd.


Stop being a nerd.

Them shits look fine.


54695, I bow to this post.
Posted by The Rapture7, Fri May-18-07 05:48 PM
54696, I like em |shrugs|
Posted by JtothaI, Mon May-14-07 08:22 PM
and I had all the toys.

Every year can't be fucking 1984. Some things are meant to stay there.
54697, *SUPER SPOILER ALERT*
Posted by JusticeSabre, Thu May-17-07 04:19 PM
Don't click this link if you want to be surprised in the theater...

If you don't care and want to see how this film plays out, here you go: http://www.sendspace.com/file/k2q95a

Weigh in with your opinion, if you like...
I'm curious to find out what others think.
54698, nevermind
Posted by navajo joe, Thu May-17-07 04:25 PM
n/m
54699, I've changed my mind. These are completely badass.
Posted by buckshot defunct, Thu May-17-07 04:27 PM
Fuck our collective childhoods, I'm cosigning these redesigns.





Still ain't gonna pay to see the shit, though.
54700, Here, he kinda shits on ya'll
Posted by YourUserName, Thu May-17-07 06:48 PM
"Everyone has an opinion and everyone has their own personal memories- I understand that. But I've learned a long time ago that you cannot please everybody. I wouldn't have it any other way. This was probably the first film that I dedicated to myself. Words cannot express how proud I am of the outcome, and I'm sure many will agree.

I am confident that I will show the world how Transformers look through MY eyes. And it will be one hundred times better than how you remembered it. I'm here to revolutionize everything you know about the Transformers, not recreate it. To the ones who doubt- sorry but I'm not in the business of nostalgia. I'm a filmmaker, and a damn good one too."

-Michael Bay GQ magazine interview April 2007

Yeah. He carries it. I didn't give a fuck about seeing this movie, but I may just see it, because of this.
54701, FOHWTBS
Posted by JusticeSabre, Thu May-17-07 08:32 PM
54702, he sounds like joel schumacher
Posted by Deluge, Fri May-18-07 05:01 AM
54703, RE: he sounds like joel schumacher
Posted by Abraham, Fri May-18-07 02:19 PM
Or an Ass...
Nah... I mean I feel where he's coming from.. I really do. but at the same time tho' in this biz you have to be REAL careful what you say *especially in an interview for GQ mag*.. he's got Producers & a film company to please.

I'm not expecting Shakespeare here... & I think it would look cheezy as hell if they looked like they did back in the day. Let's admit that. BUT there's just certain shit that shouldn't have/ didn't need to change... IMO...
Opening night.. we will see.
54704, LMMFAO!!! HE PISSED ON Y'ALL. LOL.
Posted by Orbit_Established, Fri May-18-07 08:00 PM

>To the ones who doubt- sorry but I'm not in the business of
>nostalgia. I'm a filmmaker, and a damn good one too."
>
>-Michael Bay GQ magazine interview April 2007




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O_E: Your Super-Ego's Favorite Poster.



"I ORBITs the solar system, listenin..."

(C)Keith Murray, "Cosmic Slop
54705, That's bullshit
Posted by Ted Gee Seal, Sun May-20-07 10:50 PM
If he wanted to create something new, he would have called it something like Pretendobots or something. You can't trade on a name and brand and pretend like you have no responsibility to the history behind it all. If you want to do something new and revolutionary, do your own thing apart from it. Don't ruin something for a lot of folks who have an investment in the success of the franchise just because you have an artistic vision you'd like to indulge.

Optimus Prime I could kind of deal with, but the rest of the character designs I've seen are a mess.

If he falls on his face with this he deserves to fall hard.
54706, that's WONDERFUL ... in theory
Posted by Jon, Mon May-21-07 09:46 AM
in fact, i always had these amazing "revolutionizing-showing-my-own-spin-through-MY-eyes" ideas for if i ever was put in charge of a Voltron movie. and i'm still positive those ideas would kick ass and everyone would love it if i ever had the alternate-life chance to do it.

the problem is...he didn't do something new and original to their looks. he made them MORE generic.

but even though i'm not expecting much of a transformers movie, i AM expecting one hell of a sick ass Giant Robot movie. i'll give him that much, especially after seeing the latest trailer. i'm excited anyway
54707, funniest thing in this thread!
Posted by will_5198, Wed Jul-04-07 01:04 PM
>I'm a filmmaker, and a damn good one too."
>
>-Michael Bay GQ magazine interview April 2007
54708, it look straight to me... =X
Posted by Jru, Fri May-18-07 05:45 PM
i'm prolly not gonna watch it anyway though ha
54709, Hidden Video of Dino Grimlock, Laserbeak, OG Bumblebee
Posted by gusto, Fri May-18-07 09:44 PM
http://jalopnik.com/cars/robots-in-disguise%27%27%27in-disguise/transformers-movie-update-sector-seven-video-gives-nod-to-dinobots-insecticons-261435.php
54710, COOL SHIT.
Posted by Frank Longo, Mon May-21-07 12:38 AM
54711, i wish the movie was more like this
Posted by gusto, Mon May-21-07 09:49 AM
54712, PEEP:
Posted by JusticeSabre, Tue May-22-07 12:14 PM
http://home.comcast.net/~themichaelsmith/TransZ.mpg

Same cat that did that transforming VW from a few years back.
54713, See..how can anyone see that
Posted by Gemini_Two_One, Tue May-22-07 12:56 PM
and say Bay's design are better?


!sig!
www.myspace.com/gemini2one

When a White kills a Black, it's Riot time.
When a Black kills a White, it's execution time.
When a Black kills a Black, it's Miller time!
- Good Old Jesse Jackson
54714, ILM + Bay's designs = CRAP.
Posted by JusticeSabre, Tue May-22-07 01:08 PM
ILM + Binaltech-style designs = GOLD.

MICHAEL BAY FUCKING LOST.
54715, Right...
Posted by auragin_boi, Thu May-24-07 10:29 AM
Jazz in particular is horrid...how can he even walk with those legs?

Everyone says that you can't make them look unrealistic but the new designs for the movie look MORE unrealistic, it's like how could all those damn parts and details even fit into a car? And even then, like transforming cars are real...GTFOH. Let Optimus' tires disappear into his legs or some shit...who cares as long as it looks cool and similar to the history.

I like THIS version much better (the clip above). Even in it, you still see the tires on bumblebee (unlike the 80's cartoon).

The worst thing about the new designs is he took away the faces.

That's kinda how I determined the differences between characters. They all had simpler faces/heads.


Bay's designers fucked up, we all know it if you watched TF's as a kid. But I still think the movie will be entertaining and have a decent plot. I just hope I'm not annoyed at the CGI of the robots movements. If everything is fluent, I'll still enjoy the film, just not as much as I would if the movie looked more like the clip above.
54716, It doesn't HAVE a decent plot, though!
Posted by JusticeSabre, Thu May-24-07 01:17 PM
That's what I been telling cats! LOL

PLOT IN A NUTSHELL:
If the bad guys acquire the MacGuffin, the Earth is doomed.
If the good guys acquire the MacGuffin, the Earth is saved.

Just so happens, one lone human boy unknowingly has the secret to the location of the MacGuffin and becomes the improbable hero at the end of the film.

A lotta shit blows up real good in between.

There goes your $9.50, ock.
54717, lol...but that's basically like the cartoon
Posted by auragin_boi, Thu May-24-07 03:27 PM
so...who's gonna fuss about it?

We just want the action sequences to be good, along with some semblance of a story to wrap around it.

A transformers MOVIE is just as much about visual pleasure as it is about action/nostalgia.
54718, no thats what you remember of the cartoon
Posted by Deluge, Sat May-26-07 08:34 AM
altho the cartoon (and comic) had plotholes galore that shit was way deeper than ppl in this post are trying to say
54719, ^^^ >>>> movie trailer
Posted by Riot, Fri Jun-29-07 06:10 PM
54720, very cool
Posted by MicheleQJ, Wed Jul-04-07 12:15 PM
.
54721, Some are good, some are fucking terrible
Posted by McDeezNuts, Thu May-24-07 01:31 PM
The good:
1- My favorite is Optimus Prime - looks dope as shit.

2- Bumblebee looks really cool too.

3- Ironhide looks pretty cool... I honestly don't remember what he used to look like either.

4- Same for Blackout - looks cool, but I don't remember him.


Not sure about:
5- Megatron looks cool, but it's so damn different... for no real reason. It might grow on me but my initial reaction is negative.


The bad:
6- Jazz is fucking lame.

7&8- Starscream and Frenzy look fucking awful. Frenzy is easily the worst of the bunch by far.
54722, LOL
Posted by JusticeSabre, Sun Jun-03-07 12:22 AM
54723, RE: LOL
Posted by JusticeSabre, Fri Jun-29-07 03:58 PM
54724, again, The Doc must say. His only gripe is the robotic designs.
Posted by Dr Claw, Fri Jun-29-07 08:11 PM
not the story/plot
not the action
not the Michael Bay shit
not the fact that Megatron is no longer a gun, Bumblebee is no longer a VW, etc
not even the Spielberg + Paramount/Viacom ratings-dodger machine

the robots look like shit.

Beast Wars managed to change the designs up to something more "weird" but keep them somehow still looking like Transformers.

the newer Transformers animated shows...the robots still look like what a Transformer should look like.

But that shit looks like someone took a sledgehammer to a mainframe computer and put wheels on it. That's not even remotely cool.

Not to a Transformers fan, not to a casual fan, maybe to bleary-eyed jabronis who get cheap thrills off things blowing up.

There's a way to not make the robots look cartoonish, but at the same time make them look mainstream-action acceptable, and this isn't it.

Whoever designed those walking piles of asymmetrical crap should have been fired.
54725, ^^^For the Loss
Posted by Kira, Tue Jul-03-07 02:01 AM
54726, He took a POWERFUL L in this one.
Posted by Orbit_Established, Tue Jul-03-07 06:22 AM

Powerful


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O_E: Your Super-Ego's Favorite Poster.



"I ORBITs the solar system, listenin..."

(C)Keith Murray, "Cosmic Slop
54727, Michael Bay designed Megatron sized L
Posted by God Loves Ugly, Tue Jul-03-07 10:34 AM
54728, ^^^ MORONS
Posted by JusticeSabre, Tue Jul-03-07 11:22 AM
54729, ^^^Michael Bay Fucked This Guy's Girlfriend
Posted by Orbit_Established, Tue Jul-03-07 06:16 PM

With his robotic dick(no homo)

And then directed a movie better than ^^^^he
wants to admit.



54730, yep, this movie sucked
Posted by will_5198, Wed Jul-04-07 01:03 PM