"Poll question: What's the dumbest shit in Titanic?" Fri Nov-04-05 06:04 PM by Frank Longo
This movie is filled with dumb shit. And I mean other than the fact that there shoulda been more titties.
Girls are crying at my place watchin it on HBO and I'm goin, "Why don't those violinists get the fuck off the boat and cram onto a lifeboat to get home to their families?" The girls say "Cuz it's noble!" Then, Leo's in the water and Rose is on the door, and the girls are saying "They should go in shifts! Why doesn't Jack get on the door too and share?" I was like, "Cuz it's nooooobllllle!"