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Frank Longo
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"Poll question: What's the dumbest shit in Titanic?"
Fri Nov-04-05 06:04 PM by Frank Longo

  

          

This movie is filled with dumb shit. And I mean other than the fact that there shoulda been more titties.

Girls are crying at my place watchin it on HBO and I'm goin, "Why don't those violinists get the fuck off the boat and cram onto a lifeboat to get home to their families?" The girls say "Cuz it's noble!" Then, Leo's in the water and Rose is on the door, and the girls are saying "They should go in shifts! Why doesn't Jack get on the door too and share?" I was like, "Cuz it's nooooobllllle!"

Girls are so stupid. Heh heh.

But yeah, dumbest shit in this movie?

Poll result (29 votes)
SHARE THE FUCKING DOOR, ROSE!! (15 votes)Vote
STOP PLAYING YOUR VIOLINS AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE! (4 votes)Vote
Nice jump...too bad you didn't see the HUGE FUCKING PROPELLER!! (1 votes)Vote
Hey kids lying in your bed as water surrounds you...you won't shut the fuck up behind me on a plane, but when being surrounded by an icy tomb of death, YOU'RE FUCKING PEACEFUL?!? (2 votes)Vote
IF YOU'RE IN THE WATER, DON'T FLAP YOUR ARMS AND SCREAM LIKE A FUCKING MORON! SAVE YOUR BREATH, JACKASS!!! (0 votes)Vote
Other (specify below) (7 votes)Vote

  

  
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What's the dumbest shit in Titanic? [View all] , Frank Longo, Fri Nov-04-05 06:03 PM
 
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when she threw the diamond into the ocean at the end
Nov 04th 2005
1
I'm sayin! Jack's a dumbass. Put her on the door and find your own.
Nov 04th 2005
3
you would think...
Nov 04th 2005
5
      exactly that ball room had big ass tables
Nov 04th 2005
15
it was the sound she made when she did it that got me.
Nov 04th 2005
9
      Like she was taking a good shit or something.
Nov 04th 2005
20
LOL
Nov 04th 2005
2
OTHER: THE WRITING.
Nov 04th 2005
4
The whole shit
Nov 04th 2005
6
damn TLJ, not Mama's Family! LOL!
Nov 04th 2005
11
I have never, and will never see this movie
Nov 05th 2005
29
      You've saved yourself so much unnecessary pain.
Nov 05th 2005
30
RE: Your my boy blue!
Nov 04th 2005
7
Lol I remember that... hilarious
Nov 13th 2005
52
Bro's over hoes, you just met this chick!!!!
Nov 04th 2005
8
you know MF's will leave you hanging for a peice of ass
Nov 04th 2005
12
Fuck that, he shoulda looked out for his OWN ass. Dopey MFer.
Nov 04th 2005
17
WHAT Black band *YOU* know gon' keep playin'
Nov 04th 2005
10
The Roots went down with Geffen
Nov 05th 2005
23
      lol.
Nov 05th 2005
32
      *rimshot*
Nov 05th 2005
33
the dumbest shit
Nov 04th 2005
13
There's some good titties, Janey.
Nov 04th 2005
18
      And I loved Kate Winslet's costumes.
Nov 05th 2005
27
      oh, TITTIES?
Nov 10th 2005
36
           Dead. Post over.
Nov 11th 2005
49
Share the door.
Nov 04th 2005
14
the only genius part of that movie
Nov 04th 2005
16
You KNOW he saw that propeller and thought "I'll fit through!"
Nov 04th 2005
19
RE: What's the dumbest shit in Titanic?
Nov 04th 2005
21
it's up there with Brad Pitt getting run over.
Nov 05th 2005
22
      Brad looked like a fucking pinball
Nov 05th 2005
31
uhh...the fact that she got *back* on the sinking Titanic
Nov 05th 2005
24
and THERE you have it.
Nov 05th 2005
34
Agreed,
Nov 10th 2005
38
      that's why Jack called her stupid LOL
Nov 11th 2005
47
Other:
Nov 05th 2005
25
i have no idea how this movie made any money
Nov 05th 2005
26
December blackbuster-slash-chicks luh dem some romance
Nov 13th 2005
58
that the movie won a fucking oscar
Nov 05th 2005
28
RE: What's the dumbest shit in Titanic?
Nov 05th 2005
35
Lemme get this straight......
Nov 10th 2005
37
this reply is soooo funny.
Nov 11th 2005
43
lololol
Nov 11th 2005
45
*ding ding ding!*
Nov 11th 2005
48
That's gold! (c) Banyan
Nov 11th 2005
39
The dumbest shit is THE FUCKING SONG, BITCH!!!!
Nov 11th 2005
40
That was torture music in ISS
Nov 11th 2005
44
Lol a little while after it came out there was a house remix...
Nov 13th 2005
53
RE: The dumbest shit is THE FUCKING SONG, BITCH!!!!
Nov 13th 2005
55
The boat sinking.
Nov 11th 2005
41
The fact that it was SUPPOSED to be scary that she almost drowns
Nov 11th 2005
42
other: it's box office
Nov 11th 2005
46
yellow cause I feel yo pain! n/m
Nov 12th 2005
50
LOL. red
Nov 12th 2005
51
that family guy episode where dude survived
Nov 13th 2005
54
Shyne was up in Harlem.....damn near drunk
Nov 13th 2005
56
Try the fact that this movie even exists....n/m
Nov 13th 2005
57

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