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"Poll question: What's the dumbest shit in Titanic?"
Fri Nov-04-05 06:04 PM by Frank Longo

  

          

This movie is filled with dumb shit. And I mean other than the fact that there shoulda been more titties.

Girls are crying at my place watchin it on HBO and I'm goin, "Why don't those violinists get the fuck off the boat and cram onto a lifeboat to get home to their families?" The girls say "Cuz it's noble!" Then, Leo's in the water and Rose is on the door, and the girls are saying "They should go in shifts! Why doesn't Jack get on the door too and share?" I was like, "Cuz it's nooooobllllle!"

Girls are so stupid. Heh heh.

But yeah, dumbest shit in this movie?

Poll result (29 votes)
SHARE THE FUCKING DOOR, ROSE!! (15 votes)Vote
STOP PLAYING YOUR VIOLINS AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE! (4 votes)Vote
Nice jump...too bad you didn't see the HUGE FUCKING PROPELLER!! (1 votes)Vote
Hey kids lying in your bed as water surrounds you...you won't shut the fuck up behind me on a plane, but when being surrounded by an icy tomb of death, YOU'RE FUCKING PEACEFUL?!? (2 votes)Vote
IF YOU'RE IN THE WATER, DON'T FLAP YOUR ARMS AND SCREAM LIKE A FUCKING MORON! SAVE YOUR BREATH, JACKASS!!! (0 votes)Vote
Other (specify below) (7 votes)Vote

  

  

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when she threw the diamond into the ocean at the end
Nov 04th 2005
1
I'm sayin! Jack's a dumbass. Put her on the door and find your own.
Nov 04th 2005
3
you would think...
Nov 04th 2005
5
      exactly that ball room had big ass tables
Nov 04th 2005
15
it was the sound she made when she did it that got me.
Nov 04th 2005
9
      Like she was taking a good shit or something.
Nov 04th 2005
20
LOL
Nov 04th 2005
2
OTHER: THE WRITING.
Nov 04th 2005
4
The whole shit
Nov 04th 2005
6
damn TLJ, not Mama's Family! LOL!
Nov 04th 2005
11
I have never, and will never see this movie
Nov 05th 2005
29
      You've saved yourself so much unnecessary pain.
Nov 05th 2005
30
RE: Your my boy blue!
Nov 04th 2005
7
Lol I remember that... hilarious
Nov 13th 2005
52
Bro's over hoes, you just met this chick!!!!
Nov 04th 2005
8
you know MF's will leave you hanging for a peice of ass
Nov 04th 2005
12
Fuck that, he shoulda looked out for his OWN ass. Dopey MFer.
Nov 04th 2005
17
WHAT Black band *YOU* know gon' keep playin'
Nov 04th 2005
10
The Roots went down with Geffen
Nov 05th 2005
23
      lol.
Nov 05th 2005
32
      *rimshot*
Nov 05th 2005
33
the dumbest shit
Nov 04th 2005
13
There's some good titties, Janey.
Nov 04th 2005
18
      And I loved Kate Winslet's costumes.
Nov 05th 2005
27
      oh, TITTIES?
Nov 10th 2005
36
           Dead. Post over.
Nov 11th 2005
49
Share the door.
Nov 04th 2005
14
the only genius part of that movie
Nov 04th 2005
16
You KNOW he saw that propeller and thought "I'll fit through!"
Nov 04th 2005
19
RE: What's the dumbest shit in Titanic?
Nov 04th 2005
21
it's up there with Brad Pitt getting run over.
Nov 05th 2005
22
      Brad looked like a fucking pinball
Nov 05th 2005
31
uhh...the fact that she got *back* on the sinking Titanic
Nov 05th 2005
24
and THERE you have it.
Nov 05th 2005
34
Agreed,
Nov 10th 2005
38
      that's why Jack called her stupid LOL
Nov 11th 2005
47
Other:
Nov 05th 2005
25
i have no idea how this movie made any money
Nov 05th 2005
26
December blackbuster-slash-chicks luh dem some romance
Nov 13th 2005
58
that the movie won a fucking oscar
Nov 05th 2005
28
RE: What's the dumbest shit in Titanic?
Nov 05th 2005
35
Lemme get this straight......
Nov 10th 2005
37
this reply is soooo funny.
Nov 11th 2005
43
lololol
Nov 11th 2005
45
*ding ding ding!*
Nov 11th 2005
48
That's gold! (c) Banyan
Nov 11th 2005
39
The dumbest shit is THE FUCKING SONG, BITCH!!!!
Nov 11th 2005
40
That was torture music in ISS
Nov 11th 2005
44
Lol a little while after it came out there was a house remix...
Nov 13th 2005
53
RE: The dumbest shit is THE FUCKING SONG, BITCH!!!!
Nov 13th 2005
55
The boat sinking.
Nov 11th 2005
41
The fact that it was SUPPOSED to be scary that she almost drowns
Nov 11th 2005
42
other: it's box office
Nov 11th 2005
46
yellow cause I feel yo pain! n/m
Nov 12th 2005
50
LOL. red
Nov 12th 2005
51
that family guy episode where dude survived
Nov 13th 2005
54
Shyne was up in Harlem.....damn near drunk
Nov 13th 2005
56
Try the fact that this movie even exists....n/m
Nov 13th 2005
57

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1. "when she threw the diamond into the ocean at the end"
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i said "stupid woman"
and all these girls in the row in front turned round in scorn

but i mean, that was right after she had refused to share the door. or why couldn't he just have swam off and gotten another bit of wood. oh because Rose would get scared.

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3. "I'm sayin! Jack's a dumbass. Put her on the door and find your own."
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He's like, "Maybe she'll share...maybe she'll share...please share...oh I'm dead. I shoulda swam away from that bitch to find a piece of driftwood or some shit to save my life like a sensible man would."

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5. "you would think..."
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the debris from a ship that size would produce more than one door



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15. "exactly that ball room had big ass tables"
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9. "it was the sound she made when she did it that got me."
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"Uht!"

  

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20. "Like she was taking a good shit or something."
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2. "LOL"
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All the choices were great but I would have to say Share the door.



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6. "The whole shit"
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Worst. Movie. Ever.

I'd rather watch a "Mama's Family" marathon on loop for a month than sit through that rancid tripe.

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29. "I have never, and will never see this movie"
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I will go to the grave proud of that fact.

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7. "RE: Your my boy blue!"
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Steve Harvey said it best in Kings of Comedy. Would've been a little different if that was a black band.

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8. "Bro's over hoes, you just met this chick!!!!"
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What happenned to your man that you came on board with?
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12. "you know MF's will leave you hanging for a peice of ass"
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17. "Fuck that, he shoulda looked out for his OWN ass. Dopey MFer."
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10. "WHAT Black band *YOU* know gon' keep playin'"
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with the damn ship sinkin'?

  

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n/m

  

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13. "the dumbest shit"
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is that people paid to see this.

I haven't seen it, and I don't need any more information than was available at its release to know that I don't want to.

  

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18. "There's some good titties, Janey."
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27. "And I loved Kate Winslet's costumes."
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That's really the most positive thing I can say about it.


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36. "oh, TITTIES?"
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Damn, I'll rush right out and see it.

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14. "Share the door."
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Not to mention the dialogue that followed. Quick Recap:

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16. "the only genius part of that movie"
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was the dude falling down and thunking into the propeller

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19. "You KNOW he saw that propeller and thought "I'll fit through!""
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Some call it "the mind of a man facing imminent death."

I call it "DUMB SHIT."

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21. "RE: What's the dumbest shit in Titanic?"
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The proppellor is the only reason I'll fess up and say I've seen that movie before. That is the single-most hilarious thing I've ever seen on film.

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22. "it's up there with Brad Pitt getting run over."
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thrice. in Meet Joe Black.

  

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31. "Brad looked like a fucking pinball"
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it was great.

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24. "uhh...the fact that she got *back* on the sinking Titanic"
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after she was already in a life boat. that shit... she basically killed Jack right there. if she had some sense about her ass she would have stayed in the boat and he woulda been able to take care of himself and find his own self a door to float on and then their dumb asses could have hooked back up in America.


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34. "and THERE you have it."
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jack woulda had more of a chance to make if if she woulda stayed on that boat.

  

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38. "Agreed,"
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I don't know how this wasn't one of the choices above.

That was the thing that pissed me off after I saw it. If her dingy ass would've stayed on the damn life boat, it would've been easier for Jack to survive because he wouldn't have to be concerned about looking out for her dumb ass.

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47. "that's why Jack called her stupid LOL"
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"You're so stupid, Rose!"

But I liked the movie, but I'm a woman, so... **shrug**

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25. "Other:"
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The movie is one long, stupid moment.

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26. "i have no idea how this movie made any money"
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aside from being boring as fuck, its dumb as fuck too

  

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58. "December blackbuster-slash-chicks luh dem some romance"
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Who all had girlfriends in '97 not tryna drag them to the multiplex to see this?

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28. "that the movie won a fucking oscar"
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35. "RE: What's the dumbest shit in Titanic?"
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dumbest shit is when it first came out and people were saying "don't tell me what happens!"

a boat sinks. the end.

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37. "Lemme get this straight......"
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You have children and grandchildren, you have an artifact worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and instead of insuring their future, you drop it in the sea to rest with the bones of some dude you went with and boned for one day like 112 years ago?


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Mica
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43. "this reply is soooo funny."
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45. "lololol"
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at least her ancestors can rest easy knowing she found true love.... for two days



>You have children and grandchildren, you have an artifact
>worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and instead of insuring
>their future, you drop it in the sea to rest with the bones of
>some dude you went with and boned for one day like 112 years
>ago?
>

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48. "*ding ding ding!*"
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we have a winner.

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sfMatt
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39. "That's gold! (c) Banyan"
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FrankEinstein
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40. "The dumbest shit is THE FUCKING SONG, BITCH!!!!"
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...that Celine Dion fucking tortuous, tedious, fucking painful fucking drivel.

Fuck that shit. Fuck that bitch. Fuck James Fucking Cameron.

  

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44. "That was torture music in ISS"
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I had the luxury of being sent there for slapping a chick, and it was ice cold in there, and they listened to 94.1 here in Atlanta, where all they play is extended versions of "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney, and this crap song. Every. Hour.

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53. "Lol a little while after it came out there was a house remix..."
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I remember hearing it on the radio, probably some dance station. Hearing that once would make you want to listen to the original alllll daaaay lonnnng.

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55. "RE: The dumbest shit is THE FUCKING SONG, BITCH!!!!"
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I remember one of the radio stations had one that stuck snippets of dialogue in the instrumental parts... it was like twisting the knife.

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41. "The boat sinking."
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RED
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42. "The fact that it was SUPPOSED to be scary that she almost drowns"
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when she almost falls in the ocean and she is saved.

But dude, she is narrating the fucking story, she can't die.

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46. "other: it's box office"
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50. "yellow cause I feel yo pain! n/m"
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"sorry if i don't find transexual chipmunks sexy sue me" --okphomo-southphillyman~ "The sexy diesel afro-mouse returns" --okp kayru99 http://www.myspace.com/2619880

  

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51. "LOL. red"
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54. "that family guy episode where dude survived"
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as was like "yeah i'm kinda seeing someone back in New York, and it's getting serious" is the truest, cause u know that he would've ditched her once they got to new york, Unless she lost that prenup.

"You have not converted a man because you have silenced him" -John Viscount Morley


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56. "Shyne was up in Harlem.....damn near drunk"
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this post made me think of that poet Lemon

  

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57. "Try the fact that this movie even exists....n/m"
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...with who? THA DOODOOMAN!!!
www.homestarrunner.com/vcr_poop.html

kill all whites today & we'll still be f'd up. we fight over BS political ideas & ethnic allegiances but scared to defend resources of our own land. the only savior is self--thegodcam

  

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