This movie is filled with dumb shit. And I mean other than the fact that there shoulda been more titties.

Girls are crying at my place watchin it on HBO and I'm goin, "Why don't those violinists get the fuck off the boat and cram onto a lifeboat to get home to their families?" The girls say "Cuz it's noble!" Then, Leo's in the water and Rose is on the door, and the girls are saying "They should go in shifts! Why doesn't Jack get on the door too and share?" I was like, "Cuz it's nooooobllllle!"

Girls are so stupid. Heh heh.

But yeah, dumbest shit in this movie?

Poll question: What's the dumbest shit in Titanic?

Poll result (29 votes) SHARE THE FUCKING DOOR, ROSE!! (15 votes) Vote STOP PLAYING YOUR VIOLINS AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE! (4 votes) Vote Nice jump...too bad you didn't see the HUGE FUCKING PROPELLER!! (1 votes) Vote Hey kids lying in your bed as water surrounds you...you won't shut the fuck up behind me on a plane, but when being surrounded by an icy tomb of death, YOU'RE FUCKING PEACEFUL?!? (2 votes) Vote IF YOU'RE IN THE WATER, DON'T FLAP YOUR ARMS AND SCREAM LIKE A FUCKING MORON! SAVE YOUR BREATH, JACKASS!!! (0 votes) Vote Other (specify below) (7 votes) Vote

i said "stupid woman"
and all these girls in the row in front turned round in scorn

but i mean, that was right after she had refused to share the door. or why couldn't he just have swam off and gotten another bit of wood. oh because Rose would get scared.

He's like, "Maybe she'll share...maybe she'll share...please share...oh I'm dead. I shoulda swam away from that bitch to find a piece of driftwood or some shit to save my life like a sensible man would."

the debris from a ship that size would produce more than one door



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aight i know it must of been heavy but i'm gonna have a crew of atleast 7 with me. Best believe if me and my girl was on the motherfucker we would of made it.

"Uht!"

All the choices were great but I would have to say Share the door.



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Worst. Movie. Ever.

I'd rather watch a "Mama's Family" marathon on loop for a month than sit through that rancid tripe.

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Steve Harvey said it best in Kings of Comedy. Would've been a little different if that was a black band.

"Man, Kool and the Gang would've been unpluggin shit and telling people "Come on, let's get the fuck outta here, JT get that ampliphier off the flo' before ..."

What happenned to your man that you came on board with?
That's fucked up!!

with the damn ship sinkin'?

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is that people paid to see this.

I haven't seen it, and I don't need any more information than was available at its release to know that I don't want to.

That's really the most positive thing I can say about it.


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Damn, I'll rush right out and see it.

Dog, if I want to see good titties I just stand in front of my mirror.

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Not to mention the dialogue that followed. Quick Recap:

Jack: "Don't let go, Rose."
Rose: "I'll never let go."
*Rose lets go*

was the dude falling down and thunking into the propeller

CLASSIC

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Some call it "the mind of a man facing imminent death."

I call it "DUMB SHIT."

The proppellor is the only reason I'll fess up and say I've seen that movie before. That is the single-most hilarious thing I've ever seen on film.

thrice. in Meet Joe Black.

it was great.

after she was already in a life boat. that shit... she basically killed Jack right there. if she had some sense about her ass she would have stayed in the boat and he woulda been able to take care of himself and find his own self a door to float on and then their dumb asses could have hooked back up in America.

jack woulda had more of a chance to make if if she woulda stayed on that boat.

I don't know how this wasn't one of the choices above.

That was the thing that pissed me off after I saw it. If her dingy ass would've stayed on the damn life boat, it would've been easier for Jack to survive because he wouldn't have to be concerned about looking out for her dumb ass.

"You're so stupid, Rose!"

But I liked the movie, but I'm a woman, so... **shrug**

The movie is one long, stupid moment.

--Maurice

aside from being boring as fuck, its dumb as fuck too

Who all had girlfriends in '97 not tryna drag them to the multiplex to see this?

dumbest shit is when it first came out and people were saying "don't tell me what happens!"

a boat sinks. the end.

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You have children and grandchildren, you have an artifact worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and instead of insuring their future, you drop it in the sea to rest with the bones of some dude you went with and boned for one day like 112 years ago?


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at least her ancestors can rest easy knowing she found true love.... for two days



>You have children and grandchildren, you have an artifact
>worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and instead of insuring
>their future, you drop it in the sea to rest with the bones of
>some dude you went with and boned for one day like 112 years
>ago?
>

we have a winner.

...that Celine Dion fucking tortuous, tedious, fucking painful fucking drivel.

Fuck that shit. Fuck that bitch. Fuck James Fucking Cameron.

I had the luxury of being sent there for slapping a chick, and it was ice cold in there, and they listened to 94.1 here in Atlanta, where all they play is extended versions of "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney, and this crap song. Every. Hour.

I remember hearing it on the radio, probably some dance station. Hearing that once would make you want to listen to the original alllll daaaay lonnnng.

I remember one of the radio stations had one that stuck snippets of dialogue in the instrumental parts... it was like twisting the knife.

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when she almost falls in the ocean and she is saved.

But dude, she is narrating the fucking story, she can't die.

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as was like "yeah i'm kinda seeing someone back in New York, and it's getting serious" is the truest, cause u know that he would've ditched her once they got to new york, Unless she lost that prenup.

this post made me think of that poet Lemon