42817, What's the dumbest shit in Titanic?|
Posted by Frank Longo, Wed Dec-31-69 07:00 PM
This movie is filled with dumb shit. And I mean other than the fact that there shoulda been more titties.
Girls are crying at my place watchin it on HBO and I'm goin, "Why don't those violinists get the fuck off the boat and cram onto a lifeboat to get home to their families?" The girls say "Cuz it's noble!" Then, Leo's in the water and Rose is on the door, and the girls are saying "They should go in shifts! Why doesn't Jack get on the door too and share?" I was like, "Cuz it's nooooobllllle!"
Girls are so stupid. Heh heh.
But yeah, dumbest shit in this movie?
Poll question: What's the dumbest shit in Titanic?
|Poll result (29 votes)|
|SHARE THE FUCKING DOOR, ROSE!!|| (15 votes)||Vote|
|STOP PLAYING YOUR VIOLINS AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!|| (4 votes)||Vote|
|Nice jump...too bad you didn't see the HUGE FUCKING PROPELLER!!|| (1 votes)||Vote|
|Hey kids lying in your bed as water surrounds you...you won't shut the fuck up behind me on a plane, but when being surrounded by an icy tomb of death, YOU'RE FUCKING PEACEFUL?!?|| (2 votes)||Vote|
|IF YOU'RE IN THE WATER, DON'T FLAP YOUR ARMS AND SCREAM LIKE A FUCKING MORON! SAVE YOUR BREATH, JACKASS!!!|| (0 votes)||Vote|
|Other (specify below)|| (7 votes)||Vote|