I brought my lurvely Chrome Wonder with me from Engerland cuz it makes me feel good.
Cuz I am doing something good for my body. Cuz I am doing something good for the environment. Cuz I am unclogging the roads and therefore vicariously doing something good for car drivers. Cuz I love racing cars and beating them! Cuz I love drunk cycling in the summer and falling off and having war scabs to show people. Cuz I have a race mud guard on the back wheel for the faeries to use as a diving board.
Just the two of us, me and Chrome Wonder...
"You are a heathen slut! A heathen slut I say! But that's OK cuz heathens have all the fun. I know cuz I'm one too..." Miss Maureen's recent ansaphone message for me.
"The revolution has tit's!" Nou-Ra
"As do many strong people, she found herself a victim of the tyranny of the weak." Tom Robbins, Even Cowgirls Get The Blues.
--- "It's easy to blur the truth with a simple linguistic trick: start your story from "Secondly."" -- Mourid Barghouti