24675, This is why I love me bike...|
Posted by Tank, Thu Apr-20-00 08:09 AM
I brought my lurvely Chrome Wonder with me from Engerland cuz it makes me feel good.
Cuz I am doing something good for my body.
Cuz I am doing something good for the environment.
Cuz I am unclogging the roads and therefore vicariously doing something good for car drivers.
Cuz I love racing cars and beating them!
Cuz I love drunk cycling in the summer and falling off and having war scabs to show people.
Cuz I have a race mud guard on the back wheel for the faeries to use as a diving board.
Just the two of us, me and Chrome Wonder...
"You are a heathen slut! A heathen slut I say! But that's OK cuz heathens have all the fun. I know cuz I'm one too..." Miss Maureen's recent ansaphone message for me.
"The revolution has tit's!" Nou-Ra
"As do many strong people, she found herself a victim of the tyranny of the weak." Tom Robbins, Even Cowgirls Get The Blues.