I should be thanking you! I got that book you recommended last week and so I shall soon be the bike mechanic genius I have always wanted to be!
"everyone should appreciate all the good work that white serial killers have done over the past few decades. thanks to their efforts, our nation's rural highways are no longer slowed down by clusters of young female hitchhikers. thanks, you cracker-ass crackers!" Guinness
"In the path of our happiness shall we find the learning for which we have chosen this lifetime." Richard Bach, Illusions
"I'm so bored of cowards who say what they want, then they can't handle." Bjork, 5 Years
"As do many strong people, she had found herself a victim of the tyranny of the weak." Tom Robbins, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
--- "It's easy to blur the truth with a simple linguistic trick: start your story from "Secondly."" -- Mourid Barghouti