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Atillah Moor
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"Are you gay or bi? Inappropriate bathroom questions."
Thu Oct-23-14 11:14 PM by Atillah Moor

  

          

Yeah so I walk into the men's room at a grocery store around 10pm and there's a young 30ish kinda hipster black dude with just a dash of gutter punk in there just basically hanging out. I don't know what it is, but I attract what folks would call crazy people-- or at least it feels that way. So this guy with the wild eyes just launches into his rant preceded by the subject line. I'm like no I'm not either. Dude was kind of "exotic" looking in the way white folks describe black folks that don't look like what they think black folks are supposed to look like, but anyway he launches into his whole thing.

He's saying shit that is kinda just wild, but I can only assume he says all the time to folks who listen:

"You're an intelligent black dude like me I can tell" riggghhhtt.

"You're better than these white folks and they know it." (that was weird to hear from a total stranger, but ok. Also-- duh I have to be twice as good bro so of course. Just makes me even with em' at the days end though.

"Take this bike as a gift I blew out the back tire" Seriously and it was a super lightweight racing bike. I didn't take it obviously but man the whole shit was crazy. He had a bike in the stall!!

This just happened and I'm a bit turned up as I write this, but yeah-- does anyone have that "hey poor homeless person please tell me your saturation kind of face?" I seriously must have it. I'm running out of fingers and toes to count all the interactions. How I wish I could just say a word to make everything ok for these folks.

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y'all enwurds be having the oddest shit hapening to y'all
Oct 23rd 2014
1
"only on OKP", somebody needs to do that reality show, lol...
Oct 24th 2014
22
something about your look+how you carry yourself made him
Oct 24th 2014
2
I mean, did you take the bike fr fr?
Oct 24th 2014
3
Not going to lie-- I thought about taking it
Oct 24th 2014
6
you know i need a bike.
Oct 24th 2014
7
that shit wasn't free... I'm sure he expected a deposit
Oct 24th 2014
37
he had a bike in the stall?
Oct 24th 2014
4
Bike was in the handicapped stall just sittin'
Oct 24th 2014
8
      woah. in the bathroom for 20 - 30 minutes. and no bike???
Oct 24th 2014
10
      I know-- I'm bad at getting out those types of exchanges
Oct 24th 2014
12
      nigga, you might be gay
Oct 24th 2014
20
           lol man this is the first time anything like this has happened
Oct 24th 2014
24
                You were drunk. At midnight. In a small cramped bathroom. Glory Hole???
Oct 24th 2014
25
                lol man do you want me to be gay?
Oct 24th 2014
27
                     After 10pm & having drinks at a bar = midnight in my book
Oct 24th 2014
28
                you have to admit this looks wilde, you were leaving the bar after...
Oct 24th 2014
26
                     wait..what? Atil, u were in there 20 min etc? talkin?
Oct 24th 2014
29
                     Not talking-- just letting this guy go on his rant
Oct 24th 2014
30
                          no offense but dont be doin that..k.i.m
Oct 24th 2014
31
                     I'm more conversational if I've been drinking.
Oct 24th 2014
32
                          that example is a 'safe' social setting though
Oct 24th 2014
33
                          yup..dude in the bathroom could have hit him over the head
Oct 24th 2014
35
                          maybe he asked you if you were gay in French?
Oct 24th 2014
34
                               yeah too true
Oct 24th 2014
36
i woulda took the bike, and never returned.
Oct 24th 2014
5
Hell yeah.
Dec 27th 2014
45
Your story lacks important details like... what he was actually asking
Oct 24th 2014
9
It was a bunch of crazy stuff
Oct 24th 2014
11
such as walk into the men's room at a grocery store around 10pm
Oct 24th 2014
13
      ^^^^^^^^^^sees it
Oct 24th 2014
15
why u goin to GROCERY STORE bathrooms? @ 10pm no less! #sus
Oct 24th 2014
14
You finally worked it in there
Oct 24th 2014
16
      LOL the bar dont have a bathroom? or a alleyway at least?
Oct 24th 2014
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           How'd did this become about my bathroom habits Matlock?
Oct 24th 2014
18
                ok. i believe you.
Oct 24th 2014
19
                smh... man, some of you dudes
Oct 24th 2014
21
                     Wilde.com
Oct 24th 2014
23
This post flashed through my head so I had to reup for NYE funnies
Dec 26th 2014
38
i been offended by this reply all day. for several reasons.
Dec 26th 2014
39
I howled..
Dec 26th 2014
40
I am honored and amused, but also wondering
Dec 27th 2014
44
Dude?.
Dec 27th 2014
41
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Eating-Popcorn-Soda.gif
Dec 27th 2014
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I'm a lover of humanity.
Dec 27th 2014
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ssssssssssssssssssss "aye brah... can I ask you something?" ssssss
Dec 27th 2014
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      Mugfucker peeping over the stall in shit...
Dec 27th 2014
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slammable
Dec 27th 2014
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suckable
Dec 27th 2014
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      laughable.
Dec 28th 2014
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PoppaGeorge
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1. "y'all enwurds be having the oddest shit hapening to y'all"
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yo shit, cat's gettin creepy/frisky in the park, "dre likes turkey...", male "straight" s/o's that like to have their duke chute diddled with...


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22. ""only on OKP", somebody needs to do that reality show, lol..."
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>yo shit, cat's gettin creepy/frisky in the park, "dre likes
>turkey...", male "straight" s/o's that like to have their duke
>chute diddled with...

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2. "something about your look+how you carry yourself made him "
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feel like he could come at you like that

  

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3. "I mean, did you take the bike fr fr?"
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And if so yes, I'm curious. What is it, what are its specs??

Dude may be off-kilter, but free bike. Just saying.


Not saying THAT, but just saying, it'd be interesting to know what kind of bike.


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Atillah Moor
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6. "Not going to lie-- I thought about taking it"
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but of course it was stolen so I was like nahhh. It was really lightweight though with the brake cables running along the inside of the frame. Coravado? Or something like that. It just needed a new back tire and the handles needed re-wrapping. Ha it was just my size too.

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7. "you know i need a bike."
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37. "that shit wasn't free... I'm sure he expected a deposit"
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4. "he had a bike in the stall? "
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was this interaction before or after you used the bathroom?

  

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Atillah Moor
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8. "Bike was in the handicapped stall just sittin'"
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Fri Oct-24-14 09:00 AM by Atillah Moor

  

          

The whole thing started almost as soon as I walked in. I step through the door and dude is just "there" right in the center of the bathroom area eyes all wild and shit. I think he opened with "can I ask you a question?" and I'm like "sure" as I head to the urinal then he hits me with the gay or bi question followed by the rest of it. I feel like I was in there for at least 20 to 30 minutes listening to this guy and trying to find a polite way out of the "conversation".

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10. "woah. in the bathroom for 20 - 30 minutes. and no bike???"
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this is all on you.

  

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Atillah Moor
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12. "I know-- I'm bad at getting out those types of exchanges "
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I keep thinking it's a logical normal exchange when obviously there are no rules to be applied. Dude probably gets told to fuck off most of the time-- I don't want to be that guy who's all cold and indifferent. Anyway, you didn't want that bike-- bad juju.

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20. "nigga, you might be gay"
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I'm playing but cmon, if I walk into a bathroom and a nigga is eyes wide looking to cut I'm walking out and peeing behind the building.

  

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24. "lol man this is the first time anything like this has happened"
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Fri Oct-24-14 11:48 AM by Atillah Moor

  

          

to me. In hindsight I guess dude was maybe that way or desperate or both. Fuck if I know. Usually when it's overt come ons I can exit with ease cuz I'm not about that life, but this guy was a freight train of talking. That's why I put conversation in quotes. He just kept talking. Plus folks who are down and out still deserve respect right?

When I get approached by the mentally ill I still try at least to hear what they have to say. Just something in me doesn't want them to feel anymore cast off then they already do. I guess somehow it's one of the few ways I can help. Ha this one just got away from me a bit.

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25. "You were drunk. At midnight. In a small cramped bathroom. Glory Hole???"
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you're HELLA fuckin #sus

nobody is THAT fucking "caring" to be talking to a crazy person for longer than 45 seconds in a bathroom while you take a leak


>to me. In hindsight I guess dude was maybe that way or
>desperate or both. Fuck if I know. Usually when it's overt
>come ons I can exit with ease cuz I'm not about that life, but
>this guy was a freight train of talking. That's why I put
>conversation in quotes. He just kept talking. Plus folks who
>are down and out still deserve respect right?
>
>When I get approached by the mentally ill I still try at least
>to hear what they have to say. Just something in me doesn't
>want them to feel anymore cast off then they already do. I
>guess somehow it's one of the few ways I can help. Ha this one
>just got away from me a bit.

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27. "lol man do you want me to be gay? "
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I didn't say I was drunk and it wasn't midnight at all. BTW Schlafly makes a great Pumpkin Ale or some shit. It's 8%.

I volunteer at a soup kitchen and help feed homeless folks regularly. So yeah man-- I care to listen. Part of me says "when is he going to ask for money or food?" sometimes I'm selfish with it-- like "wish he/she would just hurry up and ask for the money or food", but regardless that's why I listen, because maybe I can help.

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28. "After 10pm & having drinks at a bar = midnight in my book"
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>I didn't say I was drunk and it wasn't midnight at all. BTW
>Schlafly makes a great Pumpkin Ale or some shit. It's 8%.
>
>I volunteer at a soup kitchen and help feed homeless folks
>regularly. So yeah man-- I care to listen. Part of me says
>"when is he going to ask for money or food?" sometimes I'm
>selfish with it-- like "wish he/she would just hurry up and
>ask for the money or food", but regardless that's why I
>listen, because maybe I can help.
>
>

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26. "you have to admit this looks wilde, you were leaving the bar after..."
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apparently drinking enough that to have make another restroom stop after leaving the bar, and you held a 20-30 minute convo in a restroom with a complete stranger after 10pm?

If I've been out drinking and headed home I'm not interesting in any convo's that don't lead to either food or sex. I'm guess you weren't hungry.

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29. "wait..what? Atil, u were in there 20 min etc? talkin?"
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>apparently drinking enough that to have make another restroom
>stop after leaving the bar, and you held a 20-30 minute convo
>in a restroom with a complete stranger after 10pm?
>
>If I've been out drinking and headed home I'm not interesting
>in any convo's that don't lead to either food or sex. I'm
>guess you weren't hungry.

  

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30. "Not talking-- just letting this guy go on his rant"
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I get caught in this pattern where I try to find a suitable "exit time". Like "on that note good talking to you" or whatever. I know, I Know-- talking to someone with a mental illness doesn't exactly work the same way.

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31. "no offense but dont be doin that..k.i.m"
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>I get caught in this pattern where I try to find a suitable
>"exit time". Like "on that note good talking to you" or
>whatever. I know, I Know-- talking to someone with a mental
>illness doesn't exactly work the same way.

  

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32. "I'm more conversational if I've been drinking."
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I'm a real hit at weddings. After a few drinks I once rolled up on a guy who looked just like Einstein and said "Loved your theory of relativity" unfortunately he only spoke french, but I digress.

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33. "that example is a 'safe' social setting though"
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>I'm a real hit at weddings. After a few drinks I once rolled
>up on a guy who looked just like Einstein and said "Loved your
>theory of relativity" unfortunately he only spoke french, but
>I digress.

  

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35. "yup..dude in the bathroom could have hit him over the head"
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34. "maybe he asked you if you were gay in French? "
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seriously tho... I worked in a homeless shelter. the mentally ill.

the longer you listen... the harder it is to k.i.m.

  

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36. "yeah too true"
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5. "i woulda took the bike, and never returned."
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45. "Hell yeah."
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GET ON MY LEVEL!

  

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9. "Your story lacks important details like... what he was actually asking"
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After "Are you gay or bi?"

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"You can't beat white people. You can only knock them out."

"There is only one god and his name is death. And there is only one thing we say to death: not today."

  

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11. "It was a bunch of crazy stuff"
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I think after I said neither he said he wasn't as well, but then told me how a dude paid him a grand to be blown by the payee. It was really mostly just crazy statements:

"I have a high IQ probably higher than yours but you're probably as smart as me"

"I have a girl that's in love with me but I'm going to sleep in an alley tonight because she won't tell her roommate to stfu about my staying with her"

"I'm adopted but my folks are rich and my dad owns xyz restaurant chain"

"I used to model for DKNY"

and so on. Dude was in a bad way.

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13. "such as walk into the men's room at a grocery store around 10pm"
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15. "^^^^^^^^^^sees it"
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14. "why u goin to GROCERY STORE bathrooms? @ 10pm no less! #sus"
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at least it's marginally less creepy than sniffin someone who is not your lady's pannies

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16. "You finally worked it in there "
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You don't disappoint Deej. Anyway, is it uncommon to stop somewhere and use the restroom when you head back home from the bar? Seemed pretty normal to me.

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17. "LOL the bar dont have a bathroom? or a alleyway at least?"
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>You don't disappoint Deej. Anyway, is it uncommon to stop
>somewhere and use the restroom when you head back home from
>the bar? Seemed pretty normal to me.

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Atillah Moor
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18. "How'd did this become about my bathroom habits Matlock?"
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I went at the bar then walked to the train. I didn't want to have the urge to go while riding home so I stepped into the grocery store to use the bathroom. Alley's are a last resort man.

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19. "ok. i believe you."
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LOL

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legsdiamond
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21. "smh... man, some of you dudes "
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he asked you if you were gay and the convo didn't end.

he told you he gets paid to get BJ's from dudes and you kept listening

my nigga, that was a gay rest room and you led that nigga on for 30 minutes...

are you the same dude who was traumatized by hearing loud sex?

Regardless of the answer, this post is awesome!!!

4 stars





  

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ThaTruth
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23. "Wilde.com"
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________________________________________
"Stay out the dark, cause if I catch you when the sun is down..."
https://youtu.be/eaaTxVRG06c?t=89

  

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deejboram
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38. "This post flashed through my head so I had to reup for NYE funnies"
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I get deadzombie, double_standard, atillah moore, and Boogie stimulus mixed up.
I swear they're all the same person
cause the stories be on a similiar track

they girl calling them bitches
they girl hollering at other dudes int hey face
dudes propositioning them for blow jobs (bareback none the less!!!) in public restrooms
them sitting on park benches in what just so happened to be the GAY PARK where gays go to CRUISE
not just that, okp TOLD THEM it was "the gay park" and this nigga goes BACK THE NEXT FUCKING DAY!!!
them letting their girl "tickle the prostate" in bed

somebody needs to do another OKP movie
but make it a documedy this time
docu-comedy


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Deadzombie
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39. "i been offended by this reply all day. for several reasons. "
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Fri Dec-26-14 08:43 PM by Deadzombie

          

good job.

  

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Brotha Sun
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40. "I howled.. "
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Nigga said "all day"

"They used to call me Baby Luke....but now? The whole damn 2 Liiiive Crew."

  

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Atillah Moor
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44. "I am honored and amused, but also wondering"
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Why you didn't show up to the park like you said you would? And you know the only time the word bitch has been said in my presence was when I had to slap the taste out your mouth for disrespecting after I bought you for that half carton of Kools.

______________________________________

Everything looks like Oprah kissing Harvey Weinstein these days

  

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Chat_bouts
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41. "Dude?."
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As a bi female and upon reading the OP, I'm about 89% certain that you were very curious.

Next time you're in a public restroom with a (probably gay) guy for 30 minutes, just make sure you use protection. No one is judging you. It's 2014, so no need to downplay the situation for what it really was: A dope fiend propositioning a very open and curious stranger... not a drunk, naive one that just so happened to have time to shoot the breeze in a grocery store restroom.

  

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PoppaGeorge
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42. "http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Eating-Popcorn-Soda.gif"
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http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Eating-Popcorn-Soda.gif

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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D

  

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Kira
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43. "I'm a lover of humanity."
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It's foul to ask someone about their sexuality as they piss.

  

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PoppaGeorge
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47. "ssssssssssssssssssss "aye brah... can I ask you something?" ssssss"
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Nah b, you can't ask me shit while I got my dick in my hand taking a piss. Eyes forward and mouth closed.


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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D

  

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Kira
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48. "Mugfucker peeping over the stall in shit..."
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... asking you if you want to watch the interview.

That's a man law felony.

  

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Roadblock
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46. "slammable"
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@GetoutTheroom
http://getouttheroom.podomatic.com
******************************************
https://twitter.com/Jayric

  

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legsdiamond
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49. "suckable "
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Deadzombie
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50. "laughable. "
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