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Frank Longo
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"I'm a famous Hollywood producer. Pitch me a sequel."


  

          

I'll be greenlighting them based on the box office of the original, the star power of the sequel, and if the concept of the sequel will grab key audience demographics.

I haven't got all day. Time is money. *lights fat cigar*

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Subject Author Message Date ID
The Resurrection (Passion of the Christ)
Jan 31st 2007
1
P3: Judgement Day
Jan 31st 2007
6
You're wasting my time, kid. Security!
Jan 31st 2007
16
      *takes his pitch to Jerry Bruckheimer*
Jan 31st 2007
67
Interesting premise. Question:
Jan 31st 2007
15
      RE: Interesting premise. Question:
Jan 31st 2007
52
I actually like my idea for the Departed Sequel
Jan 31st 2007
2
Departed 2 from the writer of Epic Movie = "The Defarted."
Jan 31st 2007
12
I'm printing money over here longo
Jan 31st 2007
30
Would we still break even after paying their salaries?
Jan 31st 2007
33
      Borat? Catch up with the times. It's going to be BRUNO!
Jan 31st 2007
35
           I don't even want to waste Leo and Bobby's time. They'll ask for $$$.
Jan 31st 2007
37
                No, we wait until a month before the release to find out what's hot
Jan 31st 2007
40
                     I could have this movie done and printed in a month.
Jan 31st 2007
41
                          Well, I didn't want to interrupt you and Janey
Jan 31st 2007
43
                               There's a female producer at Universal, if you know what I'm saying.
Jan 31st 2007
49
Who stars in it? Who's gonna put the asses into the seats?
Jan 31st 2007
17
      okay here's the story
Feb 06th 2007
100
Serenity 2
Jan 31st 2007
3
Man, he better do one.
Jan 31st 2007
7
Did the first one make money? Who stars in the second one?
Jan 31st 2007
18
      yes
Jan 31st 2007
70
           $38 mil worldwide
Feb 01st 2007
81
"Alien" set in England in the 18th century
Jan 31st 2007
4
I'm listening. Go further.
Jan 31st 2007
19
      Cave explorers discover a massive new cave with a strange
Feb 01st 2007
88
Big 2
Jan 31st 2007
5
So your now 32 year-old Josh...
Jan 31st 2007
9
You'd have to get a different actor
Jan 31st 2007
13
      Wait ten years and get Colin Hanks
Jan 31st 2007
14
      No one wants to see Big without Tom Hanks. Period.
Jan 31st 2007
20
           Then fine, Hanks reprises his role
Jan 31st 2007
28
                Don't use that tone with me, ya snotnosed punk.
Jan 31st 2007
31
                     Okay, then. How about Breakin' 3: Ozone's Revenge
Jan 31st 2007
58
All joking aside, this actually isn't that bad n/m
Jan 31st 2007
64
uhm....
Feb 03rd 2007
96
Like I would give up that million dollar idea here...
Jan 31st 2007
8
psssst, hey lookit
Jan 31st 2007
10
Can we talk about your script at the Motel 6 around the corner?
Jan 31st 2007
22
      I dunno, that couch looks pretty comfy, mister
Jan 31st 2007
25
           *pages secretary* Hold my calls. *shuts blinds*
Jan 31st 2007
27
                Oh Mister Longo! Oh Mister Longo!
Jan 31st 2007
29
                     *smacks ass with 24-karat gold paddle*
Jan 31st 2007
32
                          you're having cyber sex
Jan 31st 2007
38
                               That's more sex than you're having.
Jan 31st 2007
39
                                    that's not even a good comparison.
Jan 31st 2007
56
                                         PICS FOR COMPARISON:
Jan 31st 2007
60
                                              uh Mister Longo? *tugs coatsleeve*
Jan 31st 2007
71
                                                   Sorry. Now let's get back to that script...
Jan 31st 2007
73
                                                        *flips the script*
Jan 31st 2007
74
                                                             *bursts into room with Betacam running*
Feb 02nd 2007
91
                                                                  *hastily smack Castro with a stinging quirt*
Feb 02nd 2007
93
                                                                       *wipes googles off, keeps filming*
Feb 05th 2007
97
Fine. Copyright it, then throw me the pitch.
Jan 31st 2007
21
The Dude Abides
Jan 31st 2007
11
Has it been too long since the first? Who plays these new characters?
Jan 31st 2007
23
Dude jr. = Keanu Reeves or Chris Klein
Jan 31st 2007
61
Put em both in & say Maude had twins
Jan 31st 2007
62
Like 5-10 yrs
Feb 01st 2007
86
This is a doable idea f'real...make Walter a TSA agent
Feb 02nd 2007
90
Brewsters Billions
Jan 31st 2007
24
Is that the best you can do? I'm not sold on it.
Jan 31st 2007
26
this is too easy
Jan 31st 2007
34
Sounds too direct-to-video. What adventures does he have?
Jan 31st 2007
36
      he runs into the march of the penguins cast
Jan 31st 2007
63
      even then its worth the investment
Jan 31st 2007
76
Crash II: NYC
Jan 31st 2007
42
I liked it more the first time.
Jan 31st 2007
45
Election: Flick becomes GOP talking head...McAllister exposes her
Jan 31st 2007
44
I like the stars, I like the idea...what's the new title?
Jan 31st 2007
47
      Re-Election
Jan 31st 2007
50
           Incumbant (sp?)
Jan 31st 2007
65
Spoof Movie
Jan 31st 2007
46
What gags are we lookin at here? Show me the funny.
Jan 31st 2007
48
      Carmen's going to be walking all sexy like
Jan 31st 2007
51
      That makes me laugh. Funny. Give me more.
Jan 31st 2007
54
           Well you know how Epic Movie had a Borat spoof?
Jan 31st 2007
57
                I'll give you 500 dollars and a 2 week schedule. Make magic happen.
Jan 31st 2007
59
      Date Movie and Epic Movie had gags?
Jan 31st 2007
53
           Fat women in bikinis, foulmouthed old people...I like the classics.
Jan 31st 2007
55
*Basa walks in Bruckheimer's offce*
Jan 31st 2007
66
unbreakable 2
Jan 31st 2007
68
you'd have to name it Unbelievable.
Jan 31st 2007
69
      Round out the trilogy w/ Unfathomable
Jan 31st 2007
72
Rocky Balboa 2
Jan 31st 2007
75
Office Space 2: More Space
Jan 31st 2007
77
This sounds like a great idea... but who can we get to star?
Jan 31st 2007
78
      Ron Livingston is a big name
Jan 31st 2007
79
Set It Off II
Feb 01st 2007
80
Gymkata: Pommel Justice
Feb 01st 2007
82
*takes notes*
Feb 01st 2007
84
This isn't a movie. It's a blueprint for success in Iraq.
Feb 01st 2007
87
Dreamboys
Feb 01st 2007
83
was already made in 1991. It's called "The Five Heartbeats".
Feb 02nd 2007
94
snakes on a plane 2: twice as many snakes on a plane
Feb 01st 2007
85
*avoids casting couch*
Feb 02nd 2007
89
Garden State: Home Sweet Home
Feb 02nd 2007
92
ET 2
Feb 03rd 2007
95
i just blew snot out of my nose.
Feb 05th 2007
98
      that is so fucked up
Feb 06th 2007
101
Prequel to "The Unforgiven"
Feb 06th 2007
99
*grabs matches*
Nov 08th 2007
102
NOPE! You ain't got no new ideas and is just mad
Nov 08th 2007
103

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1. "The Resurrection (Passion of the Christ)"
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James Caviezel reprises his role as Jesus. Mel Gibson directs. Everyone speaks Aramaic. Based heavily on the version of the New Testament that blames the Jews for it. If it hits big we can parlay it into a triology. Not sure how, but that's why we pay the writers.

  

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6. "P3: Judgement Day"
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Wed Jan-31-07 01:48 PM by DawgEatah

  

          

Set in the future (Call ILM), Mankind is on it's last leg. Jesus comes back to herald the end of the world and the time of Judgement. Somehow the Jews all end up going to hell and Jesus and his followers march triumphantly to heaven. Oh. And somehow we'll work robots into that storyline.


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16. "You're wasting my time, kid. Security!"
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67. "*takes his pitch to Jerry Bruckheimer*"
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15. "Interesting premise. Question:"
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How does the story follow an arc? I mean, it seems to me like its one event. The Passion had conflict-resolution. What is happening that keeps me in the seat?

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52. "RE: Interesting premise. Question:"
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>How does the story follow an arc? I mean, it seems to me like
>its one event. The Passion had conflict-resolution. What is
>happening that keeps me in the seat?

Mel Gibson's gun pointed @ your head. It's a new kind of live cameo appearance.

  

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2. "I actually like my idea for the Departed Sequel"
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because the child seeking his father is a great trope in action movies.


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12. "Departed 2 from the writer of Epic Movie = "The Defarted.""
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Billy Passgastigan (Leo) tries to hunt down crazy taxi driver Travis Beefkil (DeNiro) who is going on a killing spree. Billy then finds out that Travis is just one part of a plot against the Mayor of New York and the brains behind the plan are Bill the Plumber (Daniel Day-Lewis) and Chowbox Bertha (Hershey). They plan on unleashing a dangerous gas in the city's subways. After dispatching with Bill's henchman Mini-Max (Snipes) (who just keeps yelling "You think you're bad?! You think you're bad?!"), pimp Charlie Crappa (Keitel) and insane comic Rupoop Poopkin (DeNiro again), Billy's only chance is to enlist the help of snitch Henry Hillofdung (Liotta) and the legendary boxer Raging Hard-on to battle it out. They fly to NY in Howard Hugerection's plane In the end, the Dalai Lama and Jesus swoop in and kick everyone in the balls and everyone decides to go back to play pool together with Fast Eddie Felcher (Newman).

That is until, someone notices the toilet is empy and someone yells out, "Hey, where's Alice?" which sets up the sequel. Alice Doesn't Shit Here Anymore.

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30. "I'm printing money over here longo"
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Guarenteed #1 opener in Jan/Feb.

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33. "Would we still break even after paying their salaries?"
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The appeal of parodies is that I don't have to pay some hotshot actor a mil to make fun of himself. Can we limit it to no-name actors, call it "Scorsese Movie", and have a cameo by the man himself at the end where he gets flattened by fat Robert DeNiro from the end of Raging Bull?

Also, that Borat guy is big now. Can we work Borat in there somewhere?

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35. "Borat? Catch up with the times. It's going to be BRUNO!"
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And we'll send offers out to those guys but can always get Michael Madsen or some no names to fill the roles. COME ON, I thought you were big time. No vision.

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37. "I don't even want to waste Leo and Bobby's time. They'll ask for $$$."
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I ain't givin it to em. Get Michael Madsden as Raging Bull guy, that guy from Law and Order SVU to be Taxi Driver guy, the Human Torch from Fantastic Four to be the Leo part, and Chris Walken to be Bill the Butcher.

Also, America doesn't want Bruno, they want more Borat. They want what they know. We want asses in seats.

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40. "No, we wait until a month before the release to find out what's hot"
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and quickly throw it into the movie. By the time this thing comes out, Borat will be old news.

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41. "I could have this movie done and printed in a month."
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Don't underestimate the system.

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43. "Well, I didn't want to interrupt you and Janey"
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49. "There's a female producer at Universal, if you know what I'm saying."
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17. "Who stars in it? Who's gonna put the asses into the seats?"
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100. "okay here's the story"
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The shrink lady has the baby, DNA testing shows that it's uh uh Leonardo's (I forget the character's name). Then get this -- remember that Frank's girlfriend was actively trying to get pregnant (She's seen reading a book on pregnancy late in The Departed) -- She IS pregnant, and she gives birth to Frank's DAUGHTER.

They grow up. In the meantime, Frank's empire has fallen to ruins. His daughter, played by uh uh LINDSAY LOHAN, tries to live up to her father's name and has to be one tough bitch to do it. As she gathers a new horde of loyalists to her, she inadvertently takes in a spy from the FBI, Leonardo's son, played by uh fuck frank I don't know any of these stars names. Jared Leto?

  

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3. "Serenity 2"
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7. "Man, he better do one."
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18. "Did the first one make money? Who stars in the second one?"
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If you can't give me a name, I can't give you a check.

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70. "yes"
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0379786/business

factor in worldwide box office, home video...

  

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81. "$38 mil worldwide"
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$40 mil budget.

$38 mil gross box office is like $15-20 mil net to the studio.

so it would have to have made at least 20 mil on DVD, TV, etc... and that's presuming that it wasn't marketed at all, which just wasn't the case.

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4. ""Alien" set in England in the 18th century"
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19. "I'm listening. Go further."
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88. "Cave explorers discover a massive new cave with a strange"
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looking pod in it's vast depths.....

  

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5. "Big 2"
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Check this.

So Josh Baskin (Tom Hanks) grows up. As an adult, he returns to MacMillan Toys and gets hired all over again. Robert Loggia (McMillan) and Elizabeth Perkins (Susan) are still there.

Susan has aged poorly, never married, and cannot handle seeing Josh around the office knowing what she has lost. One night she confesses her feelings to Josh, who reveals that he still has feelings for her as well.

But she is still 20 years older than him, and that's not going to work. So the two of them set off in search of the Zoltar machine. Once they find it, Susan intends to turn back the clock on her wrinkled, saggy bod and become the same age as Josh, so they can live happily ever after.

The rest of the picture involves the search for said machine, and the adventure brings the two of them closer together.

At the end of the film, they find the machine. Susan is prepared to make her wish, but Josh stops her. He tells her he loves her for who she is, not who she once was.

They live happily ever after.

FIN.

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9. "So your now 32 year-old Josh..."
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is played by a 50ish Tom Hanks?


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13. "You'd have to get a different actor"
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14. "Wait ten years and get Colin Hanks"
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or make the role for a 25 year old.

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20. "No one wants to see Big without Tom Hanks. Period."
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28. "Then fine, Hanks reprises his role"
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He's 50 and she's 70, and now the movie doesn't work anymore.

Happy?

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31. "Don't use that tone with me, ya snotnosed punk."
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I was making hits when you were suckling at ya mother's teat.

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58. "Okay, then. How about Breakin' 3: Ozone's Revenge"
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64. "All joking aside, this actually isn't that bad n/m"
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Mech

  

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96. "uhm...."
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i thought she became a kid again at the end of the first movie....

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8. "Like I would give up that million dollar idea here..."
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SHEEEEEEEEEEIIIIT

  

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10. "psssst, hey lookit"
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Frank Longo thinks he's a famous movie producer, lol!

  

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22. "Can we talk about your script at the Motel 6 around the corner?"
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25. "I dunno, that couch looks pretty comfy, mister"
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27. "*pages secretary* Hold my calls. *shuts blinds*"
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29. "Oh Mister Longo! Oh Mister Longo!"
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They don't call you Mister Longo for nuthin!


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32. "*smacks ass with 24-karat gold paddle*"
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38. "you're having cyber sex"
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


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39. "That's more sex than you're having."
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Andy Milonakis called, he wants his head back.

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56. "that's not even a good comparison."
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i've been called many things but never a milinokis.

get your eyes checked.


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60. "PICS FOR COMPARISON:"
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http://www.duke.edu/~reh9/cere.jpg
http://www.duke.edu/~reh9/cere2.jpg

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71. "uh Mister Longo? *tugs coatsleeve*"
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I think you're taking your eye off the ball here.

  

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73. "Sorry. Now let's get back to that script..."
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74. "*flips the script*"
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now YOU bend over, my lovely!

  

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91. "*bursts into room with Betacam running*"
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BUY MY SPEC OR WE ARE GOING LIVE WITH THIS ON YOUTUBE IN 5,4,3,2....

  

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93. "*hastily smack Castro with a stinging quirt*"
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take THAT you pervert


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97. "*wipes googles off, keeps filming*"
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21. "Fine. Copyright it, then throw me the pitch."
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11. "The Dude Abides"
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A Big Lebowski sequel. The Dude and Walter travel cross-country to visit Maude and Dude Jr. who now live in New York. Needless to say, they run into trouble and strange characters along the way.

  

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23. "Has it been too long since the first? Who plays these new characters?"
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61. "Dude jr. = Keanu Reeves or Chris Klein"
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62. "Put em both in & say Maude had twins"
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86. "Like 5-10 yrs"
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Otherwise, Dude would be 60 years old.

  

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90. "This is a doable idea f'real...make Walter a TSA agent"
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24. "Brewsters Billions"
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26. "Is that the best you can do? I'm not sold on it."
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34. "this is too easy"
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heres one

happy feet 2
mumbles grew up got a kid and we follow the kid's adventures

  

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36. "Sounds too direct-to-video. What adventures does he have?"
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63. "he runs into the march of the penguins cast"
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it blends animation w/ live action

Think Roger Rabbit 2007

Or better yet...don't

  

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76. "even then its worth the investment"
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42. "Crash II: NYC"
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Several stories interweave during two days in New York involving a collection of inter-related characters, a police detective with a drugged out father and a thieving younger sister, two car thieves (white this time) who are constantly theorizing on society and race, the black district attorney and his irritated and pampered wife, a racist white veteran cop (caring for a sick father at home) who disgusts his more idealistic younger partner, a successful Hollywood director and his wife who must deal with the racist cop, a Persian-immigrant father who buys a gun to protect his shop, a Hispanic locksmith and his young daughter who is afraid of bullets, and more.

  

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45. "I liked it more the first time."
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By the way, I'm honored.

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44. "Election: Flick becomes GOP talking head...McAllister exposes her"
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47. "I like the stars, I like the idea...what's the new title?"
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I don't think "Election 2" is gonna make people in Iowa's ears perk up.

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50. "Re-Election"
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65. "Incumbant (sp?)"
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Mech

  

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46. "Spoof Movie"
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It's a spoof of movies like "Scary Movie," "Date Movie" and "Epic Movie."

People like spoofs, and what better than a spoof of a spoof? Besides, it will have an estimated budget of $63.42 (not counting the Carmen Electra cameo, which should run it to about $79.61.)

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48. "What gags are we lookin at here? Show me the funny."
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51. "Carmen's going to be walking all sexy like"
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But then she'll slip and fall in a big pool of manure! And then they're going to "stomp the yard" around her, only they'll all be corny white guys doing the stomping.

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54. "That makes me laugh. Funny. Give me more."
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57. "Well you know how Epic Movie had a Borat spoof?"
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We'll spoof the idea of spoofing Borat, by having someone go out there with nothing but a moustache and say "I spoof Borat for make joke!" The kids will totally get it because it's a reference to something less than a year old.

So is this thing getting greenlit or do I have to take it to my wierd uncle?

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59. "I'll give you 500 dollars and a 2 week schedule. Make magic happen."
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53. "Date Movie and Epic Movie had gags?"
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You're not one of those producers who wants a... uh.... what's that called... oh yeah, script.

I like this kid's chutzpah. This movie should be a greenlit.

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55. "Fat women in bikinis, foulmouthed old people...I like the classics."
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66. "*Basa walks in Bruckheimer's offce*"
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*stares jerry down*

*says "muhfucka, i got it...charlie's all grown up...has a great family...married to a rich guy...but her husband has shady dealings she doesn't know about...weapons perhaps, hmmmm...his associates kidnap their son...fuck is she gon do? she gon burn they asses up...with her mind...FIRESTARTER II!!!!! and the payoff...jerry, the fuckin kid has fire powers too" and walks out, leaving jerry with a hanging jaw*

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68. "unbreakable 2"
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the premise is, m. night shyamalan makes a movie that isn't terrible. it could work.

"i smack clowns with nouns, punch herbs with verbs..."

  

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69. "you'd have to name it Unbelievable."
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72. "Round out the trilogy w/ Unfathomable"
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75. "Rocky Balboa 2"
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Old Clubber Lang gets out of jail or something and pees on adrians grave- then kills Larry Holmes in an exhibition match. Rocky enlists the help of Ivan Drago and trains for one last fight.

Tell me this wouldn't work.

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77. "Office Space 2: More Space"
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Leaves off where 1 ended. Peter and Lawrence have cleared the lot of the Intertek offices, and get the assignment to rebuild the office park. The job starts with no problems. Before long, Michael and Samir are laid off by Intertrode. Peter enlists the two at his construction company, and they conspire to stop the rebuilding of Intertek offices. Meanwhile, Intertrode hires a new man in purchasing: Milton Waddams.

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78. "This sounds like a great idea... but who can we get to star?"
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We need a big name. Maybe Brad Pitt as the hunky new boss?

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79. "Ron Livingston is a big name"
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you see him selling cell phones now. Dude's cool!

Plus, we could get Jude Law for cheaper, and guarantee mentions in EW AND Rolling Stone.

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80. "Set It Off II"
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Stoney comes back to America to get her personal affairs settled (visit her paent's/brother's grave, distribute and invest some of her money in various channels, and to have one *last* visit with Blair Underwood's character).

Somehow, through a bazaar twist of events, the authorities are tipped off that she is back in the States, and she gets nabbed.

She gets two options:

1)Life in prison at max. security facility
2)Infiltrate a group of women suspected to be involved in high-end drug sales and distribution ring and work as informant to help convict them.

Stoney immediately goes for the second option which seems easy enough at first, but as she gets more involved with their lives, she finds disturbing parallells between their World and the life she left behind when she lost everything. As she begins to have doubts about whose side she's really working for, police up the ante by using Elise Neal's son, and his status in the "system" as bait to keep her in line.

It is an internal struggle with indelible consequences from start to finish as Stoney must decide between preserving her life as she knows it and saving the lives, one way or another, of the girls she comes to know, all too well.

Oh, and somewhere up in there, is a steamy love scene with Mr. Underwood...though it is, once again, bitersweet.

Queen Latifah, Vivica Fox, and Elise Neal all have short cameos via flashbacks.

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82. "Gymkata: Pommel Justice"
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World Champion Kurt Thomas is back in this sequel to the smash hit Gymkata. We fill Baghdad with pommel horses and let the cameras roll, as Kurt dishes out justice -- GYMKATA STYLE.

"Gymnastics skills, karate kills: in Iraq"

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84. "*takes notes*"
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*opens Final Draft*

*starts writing*
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and you'll be alright

  

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87. "This isn't a movie. It's a blueprint for success in Iraq."
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Imagine the puzzled insurgents, feeling a vague sense of dread as US Soldiers dart into the streets, filling them with thousands upon thousands of pommel horses, only to then completely withdraw, as an eerie silence settles over Baghdad.

Brilliant.

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83. "Dreamboys"
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significantly less gay than its predecessor.

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94. "was already made in 1991. It's called "The Five Heartbeats"."
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(no, seriously. For anyone paying attention, save for its "framing story", "The Five Heartbeats" is a male drag version of the original Broadway show of "Dreamgirls").

Although, a "Five Heartbeats" remake with a decent director might not be a bad idea.

  

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85. "snakes on a plane 2: twice as many snakes on a plane"
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okay, the premise is, there's a plane just like the first movie, and likewise there are snakes on the plane. only the thing is, there's twice as many snakes on this new plane as there were on the old plane. furthermore, if you multiply the number of snakes on the old plane by four and then divide that by two, you get the exact number of snakes that are on this new plane. think about it. it could work.

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89. "*avoids casting couch*"
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RESTORE THE ROAR.

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92. "Garden State: Home Sweet Home"
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andrew and sam get engaged at the beginning, which is right after the first movie by maybe... 2 months. they arent at all worried abut their short time knowing each other, although andy's dad is making an issue of and he thinks andrew is rushing into it simply trying to mask his "guilt" and pain of losing mom with this new "infatuation". thing is, andy is quite happy with moms passing, because he knows she is out of her misery. he still feels horrible about hat happened, but he has a peace about it.

sam insists on knowing andy's dad, and basically laughs off all of his psychobabble nonsense with her usual charm and it... and essentially charm him the way she did andy, dad likes her, and accepts her, though still is unable to accept his sons "irrational behavior".

that would form the core of the movie, a love triangle of course between dad, andy, and sam. (obviously, not a romantic one between sam and dad) dad opens up to sam, and perhaps we learn a few things about him that make him seem more likeable, though his relationship with andrew will remain strained.

of course, we get more of mark in this one as well.
marks mom actually makes like $20,000 off her first real estate deal and gets a bunch of new furniture, including a new bed... whom she eagerly invites sir knight over to break it in.

  

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95. "ET 2"
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ET comes back to earth, and embarks on a successful basketball career, under the assumed name sam cassell

starring sam cassell

  

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98. "i just blew snot out of my nose."
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RESTORE THE ROAR.

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101. "that is so fucked up"
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and won't that interfere with his career as Mr. Peanut Head?

  

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99. "Prequel to "The Unforgiven""
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Don't hit me with the they already did it with the "Man with no Name" movies. I mean with William Munny and Freeman's character w/ Little Bill's story played as a parallel.

  

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102. "*grabs matches*"
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103. "NOPE! You ain't got no new ideas and is just mad"
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Went to the shelf
and dusted off the A.K.

  

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