I'll be greenlighting them based on the box office of the original, the star power of the sequel, and if the concept of the sequel will grab key audience demographics.

I haven't got all day. Time is money. *lights fat cigar*

James Caviezel reprises his role as Jesus. Mel Gibson directs. Everyone speaks Aramaic. Based heavily on the version of the New Testament that blames the Jews for it. If it hits big we can parlay it into a triology. Not sure how, but that's why we pay the writers.

Set in the future (Call ILM), Mankind is on it's last leg. Jesus comes back to herald the end of the world and the time of Judgement. Somehow the Jews all end up going to hell and Jesus and his followers march triumphantly to heaven. Oh. And somehow we'll work robots into that storyline.


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How does the story follow an arc? I mean, it seems to me like its one event. The Passion had conflict-resolution. What is happening that keeps me in the seat?

>How does the story follow an arc? I mean, it seems to me like
>its one event. The Passion had conflict-resolution. What is
>happening that keeps me in the seat?

Mel Gibson's gun pointed @ your head. It's a new kind of live cameo appearance.

because the child seeking his father is a great trope in action movies.


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Billy Passgastigan (Leo) tries to hunt down crazy taxi driver Travis Beefkil (DeNiro) who is going on a killing spree. Billy then finds out that Travis is just one part of a plot against the Mayor of New York and the brains behind the plan are Bill the Plumber (Daniel Day-Lewis) and Chowbox Bertha (Hershey). They plan on unleashing a dangerous gas in the city's subways. After dispatching with Bill's henchman Mini-Max (Snipes) (who just keeps yelling "You think you're bad?! You think you're bad?!"), pimp Charlie Crappa (Keitel) and insane comic Rupoop Poopkin (DeNiro again), Billy's only chance is to enlist the help of snitch Henry Hillofdung (Liotta) and the legendary boxer Raging Hard-on to battle it out. They fly to NY in Howard Hugerection's plane In the end, the Dalai Lama and Jesus swoop in and kick everyone in the balls and everyone decides to go back to play pool together with Fast Eddie Felcher (Newman).

That is until, someone notices the toilet is empy and someone yells out, "Hey, where's Alice?" which sets up the sequel. Alice Doesn't Shit Here Anymore.

Guarenteed #1 opener in Jan/Feb.

The appeal of parodies is that I don't have to pay some hotshot actor a mil to make fun of himself. Can we limit it to no-name actors, call it "Scorsese Movie", and have a cameo by the man himself at the end where he gets flattened by fat Robert DeNiro from the end of Raging Bull?

Also, that Borat guy is big now. Can we work Borat in there somewhere?

And we'll send offers out to those guys but can always get Michael Madsen or some no names to fill the roles. COME ON, I thought you were big time. No vision.

I ain't givin it to em. Get Michael Madsden as Raging Bull guy, that guy from Law and Order SVU to be Taxi Driver guy, the Human Torch from Fantastic Four to be the Leo part, and Chris Walken to be Bill the Butcher.

Also, America doesn't want Bruno, they want more Borat. They want what they know. We want asses in seats.

and quickly throw it into the movie. By the time this thing comes out, Borat will be old news.

Don't underestimate the system.

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The shrink lady has the baby, DNA testing shows that it's uh uh Leonardo's (I forget the character's name). Then get this -- remember that Frank's girlfriend was actively trying to get pregnant (She's seen reading a book on pregnancy late in The Departed) -- She IS pregnant, and she gives birth to Frank's DAUGHTER.

They grow up. In the meantime, Frank's empire has fallen to ruins. His daughter, played by uh uh LINDSAY LOHAN, tries to live up to her father's name and has to be one tough bitch to do it. As she gathers a new horde of loyalists to her, she inadvertently takes in a spy from the FBI, Leonardo's son, played by uh fuck frank I don't know any of these stars names. Jared Leto?

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If you can't give me a name, I can't give you a check.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0379786/business

factor in worldwide box office, home video...

$40 mil budget.

$38 mil gross box office is like $15-20 mil net to the studio.

so it would have to have made at least 20 mil on DVD, TV, etc... and that's presuming that it wasn't marketed at all, which just wasn't the case.

looking pod in it's vast depths.....

Check this.

So Josh Baskin (Tom Hanks) grows up. As an adult, he returns to MacMillan Toys and gets hired all over again. Robert Loggia (McMillan) and Elizabeth Perkins (Susan) are still there.

Susan has aged poorly, never married, and cannot handle seeing Josh around the office knowing what she has lost. One night she confesses her feelings to Josh, who reveals that he still has feelings for her as well.

But she is still 20 years older than him, and that's not going to work. So the two of them set off in search of the Zoltar machine. Once they find it, Susan intends to turn back the clock on her wrinkled, saggy bod and become the same age as Josh, so they can live happily ever after.

The rest of the picture involves the search for said machine, and the adventure brings the two of them closer together.

At the end of the film, they find the machine. Susan is prepared to make her wish, but Josh stops her. He tells her he loves her for who she is, not who she once was.

They live happily ever after.

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is played by a 50ish Tom Hanks?


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or make the role for a 25 year old.

He's 50 and she's 70, and now the movie doesn't work anymore.

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i thought she became a kid again at the end of the first movie....

SHEEEEEEEEEEIIIIT

Frank Longo thinks he's a famous movie producer, lol! ;-)

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They don't call you Mister Longo for nuthin!


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Andy Milonakis called, he wants his head back.

i've been called many things but never a milinokis.

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now YOU bend over, my lovely!

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A Big Lebowski sequel. The Dude and Walter travel cross-country to visit Maude and Dude Jr. who now live in New York. Needless to say, they run into trouble and strange characters along the way.

Otherwise, Dude would be 60 years old.

heres one

happy feet 2
mumbles grew up got a kid and we follow the kid's adventures

it blends animation w/ live action

Think Roger Rabbit 2007

Or better yet...don't

Several stories interweave during two days in New York involving a collection of inter-related characters, a police detective with a drugged out father and a thieving younger sister, two car thieves (white this time) who are constantly theorizing on society and race, the black district attorney and his irritated and pampered wife, a racist white veteran cop (caring for a sick father at home) who disgusts his more idealistic younger partner, a successful Hollywood director and his wife who must deal with the racist cop, a Persian-immigrant father who buys a gun to protect his shop, a Hispanic locksmith and his young daughter who is afraid of bullets, and more.

By the way, I'm honored.

I don't think "Election 2" is gonna make people in Iowa's ears perk up.

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Mech

It's a spoof of movies like "Scary Movie," "Date Movie" and "Epic Movie."

People like spoofs, and what better than a spoof of a spoof? Besides, it will have an estimated budget of $63.42 (not counting the Carmen Electra cameo, which should run it to about $79.61.)

But then she'll slip and fall in a big pool of manure! And then they're going to "stomp the yard" around her, only they'll all be corny white guys doing the stomping.

We'll spoof the idea of spoofing Borat, by having someone go out there with nothing but a moustache and say "I spoof Borat for make joke!" The kids will totally get it because it's a reference to something less than a year old.

So is this thing getting greenlit or do I have to take it to my wierd uncle?

You're not one of those producers who wants a... uh.... what's that called... oh yeah, script.

I like this kid's chutzpah. This movie should be a greenlit.

*stares jerry down*

*says "muhfucka, i got it...charlie's all grown up...has a great family...married to a rich guy...but her husband has shady dealings she doesn't know about...weapons perhaps, hmmmm...his associates kidnap their son...fuck is she gon do? she gon burn they asses up...with her mind...FIRESTARTER II!!!!! and the payoff...jerry, the fuckin kid has fire powers too" and walks out, leaving jerry with a hanging jaw*

the premise is, m. night shyamalan makes a movie that isn't terrible. it could work.

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Old Clubber Lang gets out of jail or something and pees on adrians grave- then kills Larry Holmes in an exhibition match. Rocky enlists the help of Ivan Drago and trains for one last fight.

Tell me this wouldn't work.

Leaves off where 1 ended. Peter and Lawrence have cleared the lot of the Intertek offices, and get the assignment to rebuild the office park. The job starts with no problems. Before long, Michael and Samir are laid off by Intertrode. Peter enlists the two at his construction company, and they conspire to stop the rebuilding of Intertek offices. Meanwhile, Intertrode hires a new man in purchasing: Milton Waddams.

We need a big name. Maybe Brad Pitt as the hunky new boss?

you see him selling cell phones now. Dude's cool!

Plus, we could get Jude Law for cheaper, and guarantee mentions in EW AND Rolling Stone.

Stoney comes back to America to get her personal affairs settled (visit her paent's/brother's grave, distribute and invest some of her money in various channels, and to have one *last* visit with Blair Underwood's character).

Somehow, through a bazaar twist of events, the authorities are tipped off that she is back in the States, and she gets nabbed.

She gets two options:

1)Life in prison at max. security facility
2)Infiltrate a group of women suspected to be involved in high-end drug sales and distribution ring and work as informant to help convict them.

Stoney immediately goes for the second option which seems easy enough at first, but as she gets more involved with their lives, she finds disturbing parallells between their World and the life she left behind when she lost everything. As she begins to have doubts about whose side she's really working for, police up the ante by using Elise Neal's son, and his status in the "system" as bait to keep her in line.

It is an internal struggle with indelible consequences from start to finish as Stoney must decide between preserving her life as she knows it and saving the lives, one way or another, of the girls she comes to know, all too well.

Oh, and somewhere up in there, is a steamy love scene with Mr. Underwood...though it is, once again, bitersweet.

Queen Latifah, Vivica Fox, and Elise Neal all have short cameos via flashbacks.

World Champion Kurt Thomas is back in this sequel to the smash hit Gymkata. We fill Baghdad with pommel horses and let the cameras roll, as Kurt dishes out justice -- GYMKATA STYLE.

"Gymnastics skills, karate kills: in Iraq"

*opens Final Draft*

*starts writing*
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Imagine the puzzled insurgents, feeling a vague sense of dread as US Soldiers dart into the streets, filling them with thousands upon thousands of pommel horses, only to then completely withdraw, as an eerie silence settles over Baghdad.

Brilliant.

significantly less gay than its predecessor.

(no, seriously. For anyone paying attention, save for its "framing story", "The Five Heartbeats" is a male drag version of the original Broadway show of "Dreamgirls").

Although, a "Five Heartbeats" remake with a decent director might not be a bad idea.

okay, the premise is, there's a plane just like the first movie, and likewise there are snakes on the plane. only the thing is, there's twice as many snakes on this new plane as there were on the old plane. furthermore, if you multiply the number of snakes on the old plane by four and then divide that by two, you get the exact number of snakes that are on this new plane. think about it. it could work.

andrew and sam get engaged at the beginning, which is right after the first movie by maybe... 2 months. they arent at all worried abut their short time knowing each other, although andy's dad is making an issue of and he thinks andrew is rushing into it simply trying to mask his "guilt" and pain of losing mom with this new "infatuation". thing is, andy is quite happy with moms passing, because he knows she is out of her misery. he still feels horrible about hat happened, but he has a peace about it.

sam insists on knowing andy's dad, and basically laughs off all of his psychobabble nonsense with her usual charm and it... and essentially charm him the way she did andy, dad likes her, and accepts her, though still is unable to accept his sons "irrational behavior".

that would form the core of the movie, a love triangle of course between dad, andy, and sam. (obviously, not a romantic one between sam and dad) dad opens up to sam, and perhaps we learn a few things about him that make him seem more likeable, though his relationship with andrew will remain strained.

of course, we get more of mark in this one as well.
marks mom actually makes like $20,000 off her first real estate deal and gets a bunch of new furniture, including a new bed... whom she eagerly invites sir knight over to break it in.

ET comes back to earth, and embarks on a successful basketball career, under the assumed name sam cassell

starring sam cassell

and won't that interfere with his career as Mr. Peanut Head?

Don't hit me with the they already did it with the "Man with no Name" movies. I mean with William Munny and Freeman's character w/ Little Bill's story played as a parallel.

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