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-you can't just dress like a hipster and be one. you gotta
-ride a bike and own a VW
-know the lingo. like name dropping every local botique designer and know all the fusion restaurants.
-own a article of clothing from a local designer acquired through sex or drug exchange. local designers only sell clothes to wannabe's who aren't cool enough.
-when meeting up with people, you dont give street # addresses. just intersections.
-you always gotta be with someone new everytime you meet up your close friends.
-everytime you go to a club, art gallery, or restaurant, you gotta ask someone who looks like they have authority "is (name) here tonight?"
-only take off your sunglasses when you have to read (eg. a menu), even at night.
-know how to say at least one sentence in some european langauge or japanese.
-yoga, downtempo, indie rock, hyphy rap in the car with windows rolled up.
-have at lest 4 people, men or women, who always ask for your opinion on fashion
-then respond by saying "that's so last (time frame, usually in weeks)"
-know at least 1 guy who sells pot out his house, not on the street.
-real hipsters don't wear fresh out the box kicks or wait in lines on release dates. they get them from their "hookup overseas" or deluge.
-"i'm so over LA"
-cocaine, cocaine, cocaine.
this is from an outsiders perspective cuz they're crawling all over SF. haight st, valencia, hayes valley. fuckin socal & ny transplants fucking up housing situations for minorities. the funniest hipster style i've seen is wearing a hood of a parka tied, detached from the rest of the jacket. fuckin losers. ____________________________________________________________________
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