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99718, NY OKP's & Fashionista'z, I wanna become a hipster, any advice?
Posted by , Thu Oct-19-06 04:28 PM
Aint no hipsters in miami, at least hetro ones...so gimme adivce


I.e. What NOT to wear, what magazines to steal styles from, cool websites to cop clothes etc.

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99719, shake it like a rollercoaster bitch
Posted by Dreadmedia, Thu Oct-19-06 04:30 PM
at least twice a day
99720, Ask BigMell he became one overnight n/m
Posted by keishashasha, Thu Oct-19-06 04:31 PM
99721, ^^^LIMITED EDITION OVERALL PRINT SHOTS FIRED
Posted by desus, Thu Oct-19-06 04:34 PM
99722, Batch mel been hip before ice
Posted by Dreadmedia, Thu Oct-19-06 04:34 PM
not before chirst but a long fucking time
99723, ^^^Swagger jacking
Posted by Young H, Sat Oct-21-06 08:37 AM
Hov/Clipse quotes are my specialty
99724, LMAO! Dope! I got a Fan! I dont fuck groupies ok!
Posted by Bigmell, Thu Oct-19-06 04:38 PM

myspace.com/villageslum
99725, lmao yo
Posted by chemical, Thu Oct-19-06 08:27 PM
I had some drainks too
hahahahaha!
99726, lose 80 lbs
Posted by haji rana pinya, Thu Oct-19-06 04:34 PM
99727, ^^^^was mad friendly @ da RE:
Posted by , Thu Oct-19-06 04:41 PM
*snarks fired*


And u a dothed too!


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99728, uh.. yeah
Posted by haji rana pinya, Thu Oct-19-06 04:44 PM
99729, LMAO, so tru, so tru
Posted by blkprinceMD05, Fri Oct-20-06 12:09 AM
99730, true, there arent any fat hipsters
Posted by stattic, Sat Oct-21-06 02:57 PM
99731, A nigga lose 10 lbs. and get cocky.
Posted by -Monkeynuts-, Thu Oct-19-06 04:35 PM
You not fittin in them tight ass jeans.
99732, 23lbs pre-ramadan. prolly 30+ overall...u husky too tho.
Posted by , Thu Oct-19-06 04:43 PM
At least we got good hair tho.


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99733, get a cute asian or white gf
Posted by cosmicgirl, Thu Oct-19-06 04:37 PM
follow all things married to the mob and alife.

SIG CORNER

"I thought I was insane. Then, as now, so much of what I saw around me made no sense. Our culture is killing the planet, yet most of us don't seem to care . . . What seemed profoundly important to me seemed of no importance whatsoever to most
99734, ask Chuck Norris
Posted by BlaQ Pimpernel, Thu Oct-19-06 04:37 PM
99735, read the Hipster magazines and get your style from them SOLELY
Posted by K tilda Swift, Thu Oct-19-06 04:37 PM
Start with Vice and Trace.
99736, yeah weight loss is vital
Posted by t510, Thu Oct-19-06 04:38 PM
i would also suggest getting a white girlfriend who wears tights and frilly vintage dresses that make her look like an old school french hooker
99737, first, you gotta get one of those yasser arafat scarf joints
Posted by rzzzzalph, Thu Oct-19-06 04:39 PM
and wear a pair of jeans everyday for about 3 consecutive years (w/o washing em, of course)

oh and listen to plenty of ghostface and dipset.
99738, Hyp & Mel told me those weren't in style no mo.
Posted by , Thu Oct-19-06 04:45 PM

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99739, they not...its done and you would look like a fool rocking that
Posted by Bigmell, Thu Oct-19-06 04:47 PM
down there...if you was in lets say somewhere else not close to here..you could still get away with it IMO

but hey dont listen to me...I dont know shit...I just shop at them 3 sites and the gay one.


myspace.com/villageslum
99740, I thought we was cool Mell, come on fam.
Posted by , Thu Oct-19-06 04:56 PM
Gimme sum dope sites ock.


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99741, i got a couple i still rock...
Posted by eclipsedInI, Thu Oct-19-06 07:38 PM
but i believe in being, not running wit currents

niggaz making styles look like the compoota industry

they ain't got no tassles doh'
99742, Dont get me wrong I love them...but since I am around EVERYONE else that
Posted by Bigmell, Thu Oct-19-06 08:15 PM
rocks them I say way from it
99743, true. true.
Posted by rzzzzalph, Thu Oct-19-06 05:03 PM
well, my general theory is to try and look like u youre too cool care wheter youre cool or not.

...if that makes any sense to ya.
99744, Go to that Gay site that I go to. They can teach shit in 1 day
Posted by Bigmell, Thu Oct-19-06 04:39 PM

myspace.com/villageslum
99745, Just for you Isa
Posted by cosmicgirl, Thu Oct-19-06 04:40 PM


Diddy has confessed to being obsessed with group sex in champagne-filled baths when he was a bachelor.

The rapper, whose long-term girlfriend Kim Porter is pregnant with twin girls, indulged in all his most wild fantasies when he was single, and admits his fetish for food-based sex and multiple partners spiralled out of control.

He said in an interview with Vibe magazine: "I'm nasty. In the mid-'90s I was buck-f***ing wild - beyond menage a trois. It's crazy, you're twenty-something and renting the presidential suite at the Hotel Nikko in Beverly Hills. You got the bathtub filled with champagne and chocolate-covered strawberries. Then sex became dangerous."

Diddy, real name Sean Combs, insists he has now turned his back on his wild ways and it is now love of his life Kim who is reaping the benefits of his earlier sexual experiences.

He added: "All that energy you were spreading becomes a one-on-one thing. My girl right now is very happy. As meticulous as I am with my work, I'm even more meticulous with my lovemaking. I like to do it for a long time. Sometimes I'm making love and she's like, 'You gonna save some for the honeymoon?'" (source)


SIG CORNER

"I thought I was insane. Then, as now, so much of what I saw around me made no sense. Our culture is killing the planet, yet most of us don't seem to care . . . What seemed profoundly important to me seemed of no importance whatsoever to most
99746, me, nor T. or Kevin Smith partook in any of that shit.
Posted by , Thu Oct-19-06 04:51 PM

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99747, you're ridiculous. Seriously.
Posted by cosmicgirl, Thu Oct-19-06 04:52 PM

SIG CORNER

"I thought I was insane. Then, as now, so much of what I saw around me made no sense. Our culture is killing the planet, yet most of us don't seem to care . . . What seemed profoundly important to me seemed of no importance whatsoever to most
99748, i'm rocking leggings, a t-skirt and a big ass black belt right now
Posted by desus, Thu Oct-19-06 04:40 PM
catch up nigga.
99749, the gams are lovely
Posted by lfresh, Thu Oct-19-06 08:39 PM
but you might wanna trim a bit and loosen up the leggins
camel toe is always a no
~~~~~~~~
I would rather maim than kill
Hurt than maim
Intimidate than hurt
Avoid than intimidate.
~~~~~~~~~
"...and the irony is most of these cats aren't in any position to rate shit but their insurance coverage" ~ Lingo
99750, lmao
Posted by Asialove, Fri Oct-20-06 09:53 AM
99751, sexy.
Posted by R A i n, Fri Oct-20-06 11:33 AM
99752, NOHMO but i seent a fat nigga wit style on myspace
Posted by Dreadmedia, Thu Oct-19-06 04:44 PM
he kinda gay though but the nigga is killing shinobi shaw

http://myspace-252.vo.llnwd.net/01306/25/28/1306058252_l.jpg

http://myspace-231.vo.llnwd.net/00972/13/27/972877231_l.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b372/imhighoffpaint/SUC30054.jpg

yo dont laugh at me for posting these pics yo
99753, Hold up this nigga is Fat and clowing on me! wow
Posted by Bigmell, Thu Oct-19-06 04:45 PM
well shit...the fat boys had style! why cant he
myspace.com/villageslum
99754, be easy greasy
Posted by Dreadmedia, Thu Oct-19-06 04:55 PM
99755, you have GOT to be smoking
Posted by t510, Thu Oct-19-06 04:47 PM
looking like LA Reid's son and shit
he rockin the same shits in every picture-the tie, the lavender assed yankees cap

i think shinobi's doing it better. he's more boho but the tones he uses are great. this cat is like 2 steps up from rocking fat joe outfits
99756, gracias looking like a puerto rican singing group
Posted by hypnotic, Thu Oct-19-06 04:53 PM

_______________________________________
U make me feel like cookies, yo. (c)DeePhunk
99757, oh come on tara you know how it is
Posted by Dreadmedia, Thu Oct-19-06 05:00 PM
motherfuckas get a good outfit they gotta get some milage out of it
99758, I dress better then that nigga
Posted by ShinobiShaw, Thu Oct-19-06 07:32 PM
He wore the same tie in all those pictures. Fuck That

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS

<--- "Blue Skies, Barfy Burgers, Girls!"

http://www.rareformnyc.com
http://www.myspace.com/shinobishaw
http://www.last.fm/user/ShinoShaw/
99759, lemme borrow yo ties ock!
Posted by , Thu Oct-19-06 08:23 PM

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99760, My new single son "I'm a show niggas how to rock the purple"
Posted by ShinobiShaw, Fri Oct-20-06 12:46 AM
in stores Feb 07

<--- "Blue Skies, Barfy Burgers, Girls!"

http://www.rareformnyc.com
http://www.myspace.com/shinobishaw
http://www.last.fm/user/ShinoShaw/
99761, who cares about the fat guy but the blk guy behind him
Posted by Hibo, Fri Oct-20-06 12:13 AM
in the third pic......is NICE
99762, that nigga just fat and rich yo.
Posted by PlanetInfinite, Fri Oct-20-06 12:42 AM

---------------------
http://www.myspace.com/thievinstealberg
http://computerstupid.blogspot.com/ -updated 10-13-06 (the linger | rapping out loud)
99763, Get them new LJ shirts that are coming out soon!
Posted by Bigmell, Thu Oct-19-06 04:44 PM

myspace.com/villageslum
99764, what's LJ?
Posted by , Thu Oct-19-06 05:00 PM

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99765, Leroy Jenkins?
Posted by rzzzzalph, Thu Oct-19-06 05:12 PM
http://www.leroyjenkinslimited.com/
99766, he works on commision dont listen to him
Posted by Dreadmedia, Thu Oct-19-06 05:14 PM
99767, The fall shit i sick! and the spring is OMG!
Posted by Bigmell, Thu Oct-19-06 08:17 PM

myspace.com/villageslum
99768, Lame Jackass.
Posted by truth0ne SGC, Thu Oct-19-06 05:15 PM
99769, If I wasn't HUGESKI...I still wouldn't do that ish, yo...Rep YO'
Posted by FireBrand, Thu Oct-19-06 04:55 PM
City.

I'ma be in NYC doing it A-town.

And what of it?

Longjohns leggins n shorts with flip flops n socks and a polo shirt.

'n call it a day.



"The only thing new in this world is history you don't know." Harry Truman
99770, FOH, yo caint dress ock. ATL is wack anyway.
Posted by , Thu Oct-19-06 05:03 PM

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99771, ...then why your favorite rapper moving here?
Posted by FireBrand, Thu Oct-19-06 05:05 PM
which one? pick one.

lol at Can't dress.

Nigga I'ma MAN. Fuck I care about that? All I care about is a cold drink in my fridge and which games is coming on this weekend.




"The only thing new in this world is history you don't know." Harry Truman
99772, sports is wack, its allabout Graf, Indie & Parliament smokes.
Posted by , Thu Oct-19-06 05:08 PM
Vans too!

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99773, lol. They lose to NC State and u give up, huh? lol
Posted by FireBrand, Thu Oct-19-06 05:14 PM

"The only thing new in this world is history you don't know." Harry Truman
99774, That was a low blow
Posted by Bridgetown, Fri Oct-20-06 02:34 PM
--Maurice
99775, Everything you know about color coordination? UNLEARN IT.
Posted by truth0ne SGC, Thu Oct-19-06 05:02 PM
Clothes must be super-smedium.
Accessories must be super-large.

Learn to pose for digital pictures...
Spend no less than $80 on an item, no matter how small... cause it's A LIMITED EDITION.

What else?
99776, thanks ock
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99777, stop matching and only wear busy shit...lol
Posted by unfukwitable, Thu Oct-19-06 05:07 PM
99778, Cosign lol
Posted by PepperRutledge, Thu Oct-19-06 05:42 PM
But I ain't no hipster!


<----------Dats a Cute Baby
99779, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Posted by 13Rose, Fri Oct-20-06 10:01 AM
I see you.
99780, hi
Posted by MizClayton, Thu Oct-19-06 05:23 PM
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g306/pamelapk77/19.jpg



99781, last thing we need is more late 20s-30somethins
Posted by fwmj, Thu Oct-19-06 05:27 PM
dressin like awkward teenagers jesus dont do it

------------
"WATCH HOW YO CHAIN SWANG ON MY NECK, LOST COUNT OF THE OH'S IN MY CHECK, TELL YA BITCH STOP CALLIN ME FO DICK--MAYNE!" - HATAH HOE KILLA, HUSTLE SKWAD

www.flickr.com/photos/fwmj
99782, ^^^looks at avy^^^
Posted by hypnotic, Thu Oct-19-06 05:28 PM

_______________________________________
U make me feel like cookies, yo. (c)DeePhunk
99783, i know you lurve it.
Posted by fwmj, Thu Oct-19-06 05:29 PM

------------
"WATCH HOW YO CHAIN SWANG ON MY NECK, LOST COUNT OF THE OH'S IN MY CHECK, TELL YA BITCH STOP CALLIN ME FO DICK--MAYNE!" - HATAH HOE KILLA, HUSTLE SKWAD

www.flickr.com/photos/fwmj
99784, kelis....damn she fine.
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99785, lol
Posted by blkprinceMD05, Fri Oct-20-06 12:15 AM
99786, Style can not be learned silly goose
Posted by PepperRutledge, Thu Oct-19-06 05:43 PM
It comes from within!

lol

<----------Dats a Cute Baby
99787, SO DOES VOMIT.
Posted by truth0ne SGC, Thu Oct-19-06 05:53 PM
99788, *chokes*
Posted by lfresh, Thu Oct-19-06 08:45 PM
'san you schtupid
~~~~~~~~
I would rather maim than kill
Hurt than maim
Intimidate than hurt
Avoid than intimidate.
~~~~~~~~~
"...and the irony is most of these cats aren't in any position to rate shit but their insurance coverage" ~ Lingo
99789, more hipster goodness
Posted by Dreadmedia, Thu Oct-19-06 05:50 PM
more skinny then you can fucking deal wit dude

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v680/caniceleung2/clothes/101806.jpg

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8ea88595c6.jpg

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/3374/blackhawksy9.jpg

http://upshizzle.com/gallery/albums/uploaded/10.06/2.jpg
99790, 2nd link forbidden thank god
Posted by hypnotic, Thu Oct-19-06 05:54 PM

_______________________________________
U make me feel like cookies, yo. (c)DeePhunk
99791, Get a Bill Cosby tatoo.
Posted by normal35762, Thu Oct-19-06 06:00 PM
...
99792, since I'm a hipster now, can I still yell "Balllllin" ? ?
Posted by , Thu Oct-19-06 06:03 PM

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99793, you got even more reason to now
Posted by fwmj, Thu Oct-19-06 06:04 PM

------------
"WATCH HOW YO CHAIN SWANG ON MY NECK, LOST COUNT OF THE OH'S IN MY CHECK, TELL YA BITCH STOP CALLIN ME FO DICK--MAYNE!" - HATAH HOE KILLA, HUSTLE SKWAD

www.flickr.com/photos/fwmj
99794, Buy stock in Snorg Tees. Know the lyrics to one Jay-Z song...
Posted by Bridgetown, Thu Oct-19-06 06:07 PM
...and claim to love hip-hop. Get a BAPE. Follow your city's main sports team only when they're close to winning something major. Listen to indie bands that aren't very good and combine that with recent shit pop. Do blow. Own a gym membership and don't use it. End up in Europe for no explicable reason even though you work 1-2 shifts a week at Starbucks.

I'll have more later.

--Maurice
99795, yo but for real...
Posted by eclipsedInI, Thu Oct-19-06 07:41 PM
i know this is a joke post to have the passionates show out & shit, but on some realness...

this hipster shit is WAY out of control, HBO or SHowtime is filming a show on white hipsters right now, niggaz is wylin' fashion wize, with little actual stitch/design work behind certain pieces & lines

i mean i just wished people would just dress like they wanna

thugs is mo' hipster than hipsters nowadays

Im'a start dressing like Bill COsby


i wish i could dress like a hipster doh', I just dress raggedy andy or whateva i thro together from whateva is comfortable

still want them undefeated dunks!

fuck you niggaz dat copped em' when i passed em' up, i thought the prics would drop, not the sneaker off shelves!
99796, 51% for laughs....49% so sincurrrrr...also what do hipsters
Posted by , Thu Oct-19-06 08:28 PM
Eat & drink? And where?
Okp's reisdent husky habesha told me they drink Latte's but never at starbucks.


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99797, i eat bullshit & drink alcohol...
Posted by eclipsedInI, Thu Oct-19-06 08:59 PM
but I educate myself & have been to the nice spots in case asked

I frequent the fav spots, on off peak hours as to not bump into riff raff

or go to them when i wanna see som eriff raff

99798, hold on, you cant be fat & hip? and male?
Posted by Binlahab, Thu Oct-19-06 08:45 PM
that aint right


<--- just..stop getting emotional, ignore his glasses & LISTEN to the man, he's right. you KNOW he's right.
99799, no
Posted by chemical, Thu Oct-19-06 08:47 PM
99800, ^^^skinny
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99801, ^^^FAT
Posted by chemical, Thu Oct-19-06 08:56 PM
lol
99802, mamma noooo!
Posted by ShinobiShaw, Fri Oct-20-06 12:48 AM

<--- "Blue Skies, Barfy Burgers, Girls!"

http://www.rareformnyc.com
http://www.myspace.com/shinobishaw
http://www.last.fm/user/ShinoShaw/
99803, well first "fat" can't be apart of your vocab...
Posted by eclipsedInI, Thu Oct-19-06 08:58 PM
treat it as the italians do

99804, u can be big and dress your ass off
Posted by t510, Fri Oct-20-06 08:39 AM
but typical hipster attire isnt conducive to whippy-dos and girth
that goes for men and women
im not skinny and i cant rock skinny jeans and tuck them into my boots with room to spare or rock certain tops and shit

doesnt mean i still cant look good
99805, what's the difference between hipsters and emo kids?
Posted by veritas, Thu Oct-19-06 08:49 PM
or is this a venn diagram kind of thing?

why do emo kids seem to constantly be riding fixed gear bikes, at least around my way?
99806, www.getafuckingclue.org
Posted by eclipsedInI, Thu Oct-19-06 09:00 PM
99807, www.blowmeidontspendallmytimepayingattentiontoothermother
Posted by veritas, Thu Oct-19-06 09:03 PM
fuckers.org

or you could just answer the question.
99808, tinyurl.com
Posted by lfresh, Thu Oct-19-06 09:09 PM
*cheese*
~~~~~~~~
I would rather maim than kill
Hurt than maim
Intimidate than hurt
Avoid than intimidate.
~~~~~~~~~
"...and the irony is most of these cats aren't in any position to rate shit but their insurance coverage" ~ Lingo
99809, honestly? who cares, yo. Noone will in 3 years.
Posted by FireBrand, Fri Oct-20-06 12:51 AM

"The only thing new in this world is history you don't know." Harry Truman
99810, ju no nee no stinkin heester
Posted by lfresh, Thu Oct-19-06 09:10 PM
get ju a juana
she better than a heester
~~~~~~~~
I would rather maim than kill
Hurt than maim
Intimidate than hurt
Avoid than intimidate.
~~~~~~~~~
"...and the irony is most of these cats aren't in any position to rate shit but their insurance coverage" ~ Lingo
99811, I C U ma.
Posted by , Fri Oct-20-06 12:17 AM

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99812, oh yeah?
Posted by ShinobiShaw, Fri Oct-20-06 12:49 AM

<--- "Blue Skies, Barfy Burgers, Girls!"

http://www.rareformnyc.com
http://www.myspace.com/shinobishaw
http://www.last.fm/user/ShinoShaw/
99813, fuck that hipster shit
Posted by Hibo, Thu Oct-19-06 09:24 PM
aint like they're really with it.....most of the shit they're wearing is over n done with anyway
99814, u be rockin mad colour, adoon clownery.
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99815, consult the jedi council of hipsters (link)
Posted by ju_BOOM, Thu Oct-19-06 11:13 PM
http://www.complex.com/index.php?task=Articles&id=419§ion=110&issue=1&PHPSESSID=2c4f105f8823778c8dcf0624a02e63d2
99816, Mass Appeal is the new hipster bible
Posted by TRENDone, Fri Oct-20-06 02:14 AM
complex is a metrosexual catalog in disguise
99817, mass appeal can eat a dick.
Posted by Aeon, Fri Oct-20-06 09:37 AM
they didn't fall off, they took a running jump and swan dived.
99818, Mass Appeal s'like a hipster hoodie when read
Posted by ju_BOOM, Fri Oct-20-06 09:47 AM
it hurt a conservative's eyes
99819, _
Posted by TRENDone, Fri Oct-20-06 02:14 AM
_
99820, complex magazine? foh
Posted by desus, Fri Oct-20-06 04:53 AM
complex is for white stockbrokers who date juxtarose
99821, didnt they big up bug upped pleated pants??
Posted by ju_BOOM, Fri Oct-20-06 09:45 AM
99822, I wanna smack the shite out of all of them.
Posted by Bridgetown, Fri Oct-20-06 09:05 AM
So, hipster = "I look like I wipe my ass with my hand"

Got it.

I'm moving to Hoboken for the relative fashion sense.

--Maurice
99823, whew! if u said DUMBO i'da smacked the shite outta you
Posted by ju_BOOM, Fri Oct-20-06 09:40 AM
Hoboken got better burgers tho
99824, Brooklyn is exempt from all insults, friend. Even Williamsburg.
Posted by Bridgetown, Fri Oct-20-06 10:02 AM
The Bajan™ shant be smacked today!

--Maurice
99825, at least give meh Crown Heights to bag on, brethren
Posted by ju_BOOM, Fri Oct-20-06 11:13 AM
israelite hipsters?! c'mon!
99826, A Yarmulke was a BAPE before BAPEs existed.
Posted by Bridgetown, Sat Oct-21-06 11:55 AM
Ack like you know, pro.

--Maurice
99827, the ever popular Hipster Bingo
Posted by gusto, Thu Oct-19-06 11:15 PM
wow this link is prolly 3-4 years old now
http://www.catbirdseat.org/catbirdseat/bingo.html
99828, my hipster checklist
Posted by TRENDone, Fri Oct-20-06 02:16 AM
-you can't just dress like a hipster and be one. you gotta

-ride a bike and own a VW

-know the lingo. like name dropping every local botique designer and know all the fusion restaurants.

-own a article of clothing from a local designer acquired through sex or drug exchange. local designers only sell clothes to wannabe's who aren't cool enough.

-when meeting up with people, you dont give street # addresses. just intersections.

-you always gotta be with someone new everytime you meet up your close friends.

-everytime you go to a club, art gallery, or restaurant, you gotta ask someone who looks like they have authority "is (name) here tonight?"

-only take off your sunglasses when you have to read (eg. a menu), even at night.

-know how to say at least one sentence in some european langauge or japanese.

-yoga, downtempo, indie rock, hyphy rap in the car with windows rolled up.

-have at lest 4 people, men or women, who always ask for your opinion on fashion

-then respond by saying "that's so last (time frame, usually in weeks)"

-know at least 1 guy who sells pot out his house, not on the street.

-real hipsters don't wear fresh out the box kicks or wait in lines on release dates. they get them from their "hookup overseas" or deluge.

-"i'm so over LA"

-cocaine, cocaine, cocaine.

this is from an outsiders perspective cuz they're crawling all over SF. haight st, valencia, hayes valley. fuckin socal & ny transplants fucking up housing situations for minorities. the funniest hipster style i've seen is wearing a hood of a parka tied, detached from the rest of the jacket. fuckin losers.
99829, This man is very right
Posted by Nopayne, Fri Oct-20-06 03:11 AM

>this is from an outsiders perspective cuz they're crawling all
>over SF. haight st, valencia, hayes valley. fuckin socal &
>ny transplants fucking up housing situations for minorities.
>the funniest hipster style i've seen is wearing a hood of a
>parka tied, detached from the rest of the jacket. fuckin
>losers.


I'm new here but I've already invented a new game. I guess if a person is:

A. Gay
B. A Hipster
C. Homeless
D. All of the above.


-------------------------------------
http://www.myspace.com/therealnopayne
http://www.last.fm/user/nopayne/
99830, RE: my hipster checklist
Posted by t510, Fri Oct-20-06 09:10 AM

>-real hipsters don't wear fresh out the box kicks or wait in
>lines on release dates. they get them from their "hookup
>overseas" or deluge.
>

LMAO.

yeah deluge and this other cat i know i call them carpetbaggers. they deal in hipster contraband trafficking
99831, LMAO yo. A+ for this.
Posted by Aeon, Fri Oct-20-06 09:35 AM
99832, This is priceless.
Posted by FireBrand, Fri Oct-20-06 09:57 AM

"The only thing new in this world is history you don't know." Harry Truman
99833, Archive this and then lock this fucking post.
Posted by Bridgetown, Fri Oct-20-06 10:27 AM
--Maurice
99834, on point...
Posted by eclipsedInI, Fri Oct-20-06 01:41 PM
on point
99835, lmfao
Posted by , Fri Oct-20-06 04:04 PM
99836, bowties that clash with everything else you got on. n/m
Posted by bakari7, Fri Oct-20-06 10:24 AM
99837, no hipsters in Miami? go to Aventura Mall
Posted by Omar_Medina, Fri Oct-20-06 10:32 AM
you gotta get out of south beach cuz all u gonna see there are euros and south american corrupt regime wives shopping

Aventura Mall is smedium heaven. One visit to the Puma store and you'll be hipstered out.
The dudes are all skinnier than me and the chickies are either on some hippie Woodstock Urban Outfitters steez or Miami Vice 80's cocaine babe

Also head to Soho Lounge in the Design District on a saturday night (hipsters down here are so lame they still bite New York)
the password is "Pitchfork"
99838, I'm opening a studio in the District soon.
Posted by , Fri Oct-20-06 11:32 AM

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99839, ^^^is now officially a hipster^^^
Posted by Omar_Medina, Fri Oct-20-06 01:35 PM
It's gotta be at least 1,000 sq ft and only have 3 pieces of art
about 10 dunks
and graf on the ceiling

99840, Anyone got any cocaine I could borrow?
Posted by , Fri Oct-20-06 11:35 AM

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99841, what the hell...lol.
Posted by R A i n, Fri Oct-20-06 02:42 PM
99842, Party Pics!
Posted by P is for PROPS, Fri Oct-20-06 03:44 PM
http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos.html

My experience
Diet: Beer & Chinese food
Hobbies: Concerts, Booze, & Xbox 360
99843, i'm kinda mad that i checked off some stuff off the checklist(s)
Posted by , Fri Oct-20-06 04:08 PM
99844, Coca-ina?
Posted by lfresh, Sat Oct-21-06 07:37 AM
=(
~~~~~~~~
I would rather maim than kill
Hurt than maim
Intimidate than hurt
Avoid than intimidate.
~~~~~~~~~
"...and the irony is most of these cats aren't in any position to rate shit but their insurance coverage" ~ Lingo
99845, lmao. no -- dipset ,ghostface and door knockers..for starters
Posted by , Sat Oct-21-06 09:39 AM
=(
99846, =)
Posted by lfresh, Sat Oct-21-06 02:51 PM
better than coca' though
~~~~~~~~
I would rather maim than kill
Hurt than maim
Intimidate than hurt
Avoid than intimidate.
~~~~~~~~~
"...and the irony is most of these cats aren't in any position to rate shit but their insurance coverage" ~ Lingo
99847, it's cool, hipsters havent listened to ghost or dipset for 2 yrs
Posted by stattic, Sat Oct-21-06 03:01 PM
99848, Candy got kicks from Deluge in exchange for the song he made!
Posted by KangolLove, Sat Oct-21-06 10:37 AM
99849, this post is gay and decidedly not what's hot in the streets
Posted by Young H, Sat Oct-21-06 08:48 AM
99850, isa wtf u got a six pack now?
Posted by HersheyBit, Sat Oct-21-06 12:00 PM
lol at this whole post