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"The Rebel Without A Pause aka Big Balls Got The NFL Shittin Its Drawers"


  

          

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXtw5xG_SyU
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Already?

Already.

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Not even the first preseason game before these pussies start trying to Kelly-proof the course like Tiger in his prime?!!?!?

I mean I know they been pretty shook since Draft Day when Jeff Ireland crapped his khakis trading up for a skinny project Duck pass-rusher Kelly was never gonna take & by doing so gift-wrapped us our left tackle for the coming decade.

But this shit right here? Preliminary strikes against a dude who never coached NFL football a day his life?!?

Yo.

Ayo.

http://oi44.tinypic.com/jg30no.jpg

"Ayo Chip, I don't understand this man!
Yo, they say we gotta slow down man, we losing them!"

http://25.media.tumblr.com/c6bb3c201590c3c8b47250ec1dfa9089/tumblr_mn5s10Vv3I1s5ydx4o1_400.gif

"Yo CHIP! yeah man!
Yo you got em runnin' scared!"


Read & weep for this sad flock of sheep:


http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9521983/refs-force-chip-kelly-philadelphia-eagles-slow-down

NFL referees might put the brakes on Chip Kelly's high-octane offense with the Philadelphia Eagles this season.

Whether Kelly's fast-paced attack would work as well at the professional level as it did in college was one of the most intriguing questions heading into this season. However, NFL rules likely will force Kelly to make adjustments.


"We have to make sure teams understand that they don't control the tempo, our officials do," NFL vice president of officiating Dean Blandino told The Wall Street Journal. "We're going through our normal ball mechanics, we aren't going to rush it's in the two minute drill."

Under Kelly, Oregon ran 1,077 plays in just 13 games last season (82.8 per game), according to ESPN Stats & Information. Amazingly, that would have ranked seventh (just two total plays behind the Eagles' 1,079) in the NFL's 16-game schedule last season. The New England Patriots led the NFL with 1,191 plays last season (74.4 per game).

Kelly wants to run a play every 12 seconds, so he gets the Eagles ready for it in practice, even having assistants calling in plays via elaborate hand signals from the sidelines. The Eagles run a ton of plays, move around quickly and don't spend much time waiting, doing nothing.

Blandino told the newspaper that he has told each team's coaching staff, however, that teams will not be able to snap the ball until a referee gives the signal. He said the NFL's competition committee made it a point to "re-emphasize" that NFL rules differ from college after several NFL teams used up-tempo attacks last season.

Blandino told the newspaper that when he met with Kelly, the coach didn't display any "overconcern" when told about the differences between NFL and college rules.

NFL rules also state that a defense must be allowed to make substitutions if the offense substitutes its own players, no matter how quickly the offense makes its changes. Blandino told The Journal that the referee will stand over the ball to ensure that it is not snapped before the defense is set.

  

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The Rebel Without A Pause aka Big Balls Got The NFL Shittin Its Drawers [View all] , Bombastic, Tue Jul-30-13 05:21 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
No huddle = no TV timeouts = less dollars
Jul 30th 2013
1
beyond neglect, actively dullifying it
Jul 30th 2013
3
RE: No huddle = no TV timeouts = less dollars
Jul 30th 2013
6
lol NFL lol
Jul 30th 2013
2
that's a dumb ass gameplan
Jul 30th 2013
4
pretty much...
Jul 30th 2013
7
you would think nobody would sweat a rookie college coach trying it
Jul 30th 2013
8
how'd it workout for NE?
Jul 30th 2013
9
maybe, but that's irrelevant to the discussion at hand
Jul 30th 2013
10
      RE: maybe, but that's irrelevant to the discussion at hand
Jul 30th 2013
12
           talk about it
Jul 30th 2013
16
                Meh, kinda but Chip is trying to go way faster than Martz was
Jul 30th 2013
18
                     if we're talking just hurry-up/no-huddle, Buffalo predated the Rams
Aug 02nd 2013
20
i love saturdays
Jul 30th 2013
5
let's not act like Dion Jordan wasn't even an option...thats ridiculous
Jul 30th 2013
11
y'all got okeydoked, LOL @ u taking Big Balls' post-draft cyse seriously
Jul 30th 2013
13
yea seems kind of weird for the league to address this before seeing
Jul 30th 2013
14
also, the article writer used a false premise. kelly has no intention
Jul 30th 2013
15
      dude...it absolutely KILLS me that Mac won't be part of this
Jul 30th 2013
17
           I feel your pain, I hate every other receiver we got besdies Jack & Mac
Aug 01st 2013
19
WOW! I get it now, MFers should be shook, Chip's a problem
Aug 10th 2013
21
The D is terrible, worst back 7 of our lifetime
Aug 10th 2013
22
not 1 not 2 not 3...FOUR EFFING TEs
Aug 16th 2013
23
That's The Joint!(c)The Funky 4 'Fuck Your Drawers'
Aug 16th 2013
24
i'm so happy
Aug 16th 2013
25
He was trying to pull this off at Oregon...
Aug 16th 2013
30
      another one of those things he and belichick have in common
Aug 17th 2013
32
Skins offense will out perform the Eagles in every important category
Aug 16th 2013
26
nah, I doubt they outperform them in any category you just named
Aug 16th 2013
27
You are so trippin
Aug 16th 2013
28
      k
Aug 16th 2013
29
i declare "9.9.13 points" to be a category.
Sep 11th 2013
54
This post is gold.
Aug 17th 2013
31
unlike RGKnee, who is 0-fer
Sep 11th 2013
55
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxb3qbudn41r9x0sdo1_500.gif
Sep 10th 2013
33
Andy Reid was more impressive with less talent
Sep 10th 2013
34
uh, the Eagles won four games last season with this group
Sep 10th 2013
35
      Wrong. You had Nick Foles and them last year.
Sep 10th 2013
37
           LOL, oh now it's about Vick? 2011/2012 u was on VY & Foles' dick
Sep 10th 2013
38
Ayo Chip, we got some non-believers out there.. lol
Sep 10th 2013
36
...
Mar 11th 2015
78
If You Scared, Say You Scared
Sep 11th 2013
39
February 4th, 1976's my birthdate
Sep 11th 2013
40
U.O.E.N.O(Philly style)
Sep 11th 2013
41
      lolololololol
Sep 11th 2013
42
      "switchin visors with Lane in two years" got me
Sep 11th 2013
46
           that was good, sadly had me thinkin 'not a bad worst-case scenario' tho
Sep 11th 2013
47
           ^^^^^^^^
Sep 12th 2013
57
      started a 'Bout That Action' reply but instead I'll just give dap & KIM
Sep 11th 2013
43
      RE: started a 'Bout That Action' reply but instead I'll just give dap & ...
Sep 11th 2013
52
      My Nigga (c)Denzel
Sep 11th 2013
45
      hahahaha. 39, 40 and 41 were all dope. well played.
Sep 11th 2013
48
      LOL, well done
Sep 11th 2013
49
      gotta say, reading this again at the end of the day....this was strong.
Sep 11th 2013
50
      right....I just tripped off "....had Charlie riding that escape goat"
Sep 11th 2013
53
      TOP 25 All-Time OKS moment.
Sep 11th 2013
51
      lol aaaahh man
Sep 12th 2013
56
      shit was almost prophetic...
Oct 20th 2013
62
      ...
Sep 20th 2015
79
lol......BRAVO, my dude!!
Sep 11th 2013
44
.
Sep 19th 2013
58
http://tinyurl.com/kwsvfn3
Sep 19th 2013
59
Sep 19th 2013
60
     
Dec 09th 2013
70
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dd/Balls_%26_Colors.JPG
Sep 19th 2013
61
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Oct 21st 2013
63
      http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/180/10419/640/sam%20cassell.jpg
Nov 10th 2013
64
The Skins is over, The Skins is over, Biddy Bye Bye
Nov 18th 2013
65
http://www.xxlmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/scott-la-rock-krs-bw.gi...
Nov 18th 2013
66
http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2013/11/RG3-gets-...
Nov 22nd 2013
68
      look @ Barwin humanely protecting his head-u can tell that guy recylcles
Nov 22nd 2013
69
           he volunteers at the Humane Society during his bye week
Dec 09th 2013
71
                student of the game of life:
Dec 09th 2013
72
lol well done.
Nov 18th 2013
67
lololololol
Dec 09th 2013
73
saw this posted on FB last night and had to share, lol...:
Dec 15th 2014
74
I thought this one was pretty good too, lol...:
Dec 15th 2014
75
      this one will never get old... never
Dec 15th 2014
76
      damn yo
Dec 15th 2014
77
Nice day to up a post n/m
Sep 21st 2015
80
lol...you know it got upped during the game yesterday, right?
Sep 21st 2015
81
The 'genius' better start updating his resume
Sep 21st 2015
82
Happy Bombsgiving everybody!
Nov 26th 2015
83

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