Florida man cant find his car so he steals one in “good faith”

Florida man then leaves car on train tracks

car get hit by a train and it slings the car into a house

Florida man then vandalizes a… FRUIT STAND!

Florida man attempts to steal a forklift and flags down a police officer to tell them he is still searching for his car.

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-florida-man-borrows-car-vs-train-vs-house-20220206-73lzx6jnybfqxcipr6ky6itzsm-story.html

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*