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Topic subjectFlorida man
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13453294, Florida man
Posted by legsdiamond, Tue Feb-08-22 09:28 AM
Florida man cant find his car so he steals one in “good faith”

Florida man then leaves car on train tracks

car get hit by a train and it slings the car into a house

Florida man then vandalizes a… FRUIT STAND!

Florida man attempts to steal a forklift and flags down a police officer to tell them he is still searching for his car.

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-florida-man-borrows-car-vs-train-vs-house-20220206-73lzx6jnybfqxcipr6ky6itzsm-story.html

13453332, a 'Sound of Metal' movie..
Posted by Robert, Tue Feb-08-22 12:44 PM
but instead of being inside the head of a guy slowly going deaf, you're inside the head of a man in the maniacal throes of a crystal meth high.
13453343, Damn, I'd actually watch that one.
Posted by dillinjah, Tue Feb-08-22 01:15 PM
>but instead of being inside the head of a guy slowly going
>deaf, you're inside the head of a man in the maniacal throes
>of a crystal meth high.

Hopefully it would be directed by Darren Aronofsky
13453362, I like the game of searching Florida Man and your birthday
Posted by JFrost1117, Tue Feb-08-22 03:38 PM
“Florida man arrested for stealing and slaughtering a horse”
13453410, lmao.. or just take any word from a Florida Man article
Posted by legsdiamond, Wed Feb-09-22 10:24 AM
and see what else pops up.

There was another story last august of a guy stealing 2 F-150 trucks, a catalytic converter off one of them.. a 4 wheeler, shoes and a lighter… and a forklift.

oh, and he also asked someone if he could drink water from their lawn sprinkler.


that state is on a different planet when it comes to crimes.