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legsdiamond
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Tue Feb-08-22 09:28 AM

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"Florida man"


          

Florida man cant find his car so he steals one in “good faith”

Florida man then leaves car on train tracks

car get hit by a train and it slings the car into a house

Florida man then vandalizes a… FRUIT STAND!

Florida man attempts to steal a forklift and flags down a police officer to tell them he is still searching for his car.

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-florida-man-borrows-car-vs-train-vs-house-20220206-73lzx6jnybfqxcipr6ky6itzsm-story.html

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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a 'Sound of Metal' movie..
Feb 08th 2022
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Damn, I'd actually watch that one.
Feb 08th 2022
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I like the game of searching Florida Man and your birthday
Feb 08th 2022
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lmao.. or just take any word from a Florida Man article
Feb 09th 2022
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Robert
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Tue Feb-08-22 12:44 PM

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1. "a 'Sound of Metal' movie.."
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but instead of being inside the head of a guy slowly going deaf, you're inside the head of a man in the maniacal throes of a crystal meth high.

  

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dillinjah
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Tue Feb-08-22 01:15 PM

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2. "Damn, I'd actually watch that one. "
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>but instead of being inside the head of a guy slowly going
>deaf, you're inside the head of a man in the maniacal throes
>of a crystal meth high.

Hopefully it would be directed by Darren Aronofsky

  

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JFrost1117
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Tue Feb-08-22 03:38 PM

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3. "I like the game of searching Florida Man and your birthday "
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“Florida man arrested for stealing and slaughtering a horse”

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legsdiamond
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Wed Feb-09-22 10:24 AM

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4. "lmao.. or just take any word from a Florida Man article"
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and see what else pops up.

There was another story last august of a guy stealing 2 F-150 trucks, a catalytic converter off one of them.. a 4 wheeler, shoes and a lighter… and a forklift.

oh, and he also asked someone if he could drink water from their lawn sprinkler.


that state is on a different planet when it comes to crimes.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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