Florida man cant find his car so he steals one in “good faith”

Florida man then leaves car on train tracks

car get hit by a train and it slings the car into a house

Florida man then vandalizes a… FRUIT STAND!

Florida man attempts to steal a forklift and flags down a police officer to tell them he is still searching for his car.

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-florida-man-borrows-car-vs-train-vs-house-20220206-73lzx6jnybfqxcipr6ky6itzsm-story.html

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

but instead of being inside the head of a guy slowly going deaf, you're inside the head of a man in the maniacal throes of a crystal meth high.

>but instead of being inside the head of a guy slowly going
>deaf, you're inside the head of a man in the maniacal throes
>of a crystal meth high.

Hopefully it would be directed by Darren Aronofsky

“Florida man arrested for stealing and slaughtering a horse”

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and see what else pops up.

There was another story last august of a guy stealing 2 F-150 trucks, a catalytic converter off one of them.. a 4 wheeler, shoes and a lighter… and a forklift.

oh, and he also asked someone if he could drink water from their lawn sprinkler.


that state is on a different planet when it comes to crimes.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*