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Cold Truth
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" Lowbrow foods that you somehow love. "


  

          

This post is inspired by my mother in law’s love for Vienna Sausages.

Those things smell wretched and taste even worse but she absolutely loves them. It’s generational I suppose because she’s certainly not the only one.

As for me, I have two:

1. Arby’s beef & cheddar. It’s awful….ly delicious. I’ve craved those things like Harold & Kumar craved White Castle and I absolutely hate myself for it. It’s a massive sodium bomb.

2. Frozen Salisbury Steak. Not, like, mom or grams in the kitchen serving up a homecooked beef patty an gravy, but Banquet frozen Salisbury steak. Where do these people get the balls to call those rubber shoe soles “steak”? Is this is even technically food? I’m pretty sure they grind this up to make tennis balls.

But somehow I love it. My wife feels about this the way I feel about her mom’s Vienna sausages. She’d never had it and literally spit out the first bite and, in her words, forbid me to eat it. She was joking of course, but only so much. She couldn’t believe I actively wanted that for dinner one night.

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Lowbrow foods that you somehow love. [View all] , Cold Truth, Thu Mar-16-17 12:39 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
haha good post. i'm trying to think of what mine are/would be.
Mar 16th 2017
1
scrapple
Mar 16th 2017
2
I'd never heard of that until "The Wire"
Mar 16th 2017
21
love scrapple
Mar 16th 2017
33
I'll fight whoever considers this lowbrow lol
Mar 16th 2017
34
^^
Mar 17th 2017
78
      c'mon y'all. scrapple? the shit got SCRAP in the name...
Mar 17th 2017
90
           My stomach turned
Mar 17th 2017
98
Smells like what's in it when it's cooking
Mar 18th 2017
103
No shame...
Mar 16th 2017
3
fuck that Totinos all day!
Mar 16th 2017
61
sardines straight out the tin w/ yellow W. Indian peppa sauce.
Mar 16th 2017
4
pickle juice
Mar 16th 2017
5
As a kid I was with you
Mar 16th 2017
18
the McGriddle.
Mar 16th 2017
6
Fish sammiches from Mickey D's or Burger King...
Mar 16th 2017
7
BK screwed theirs up.
Mar 16th 2017
17
Checkers got a good one too.
Mar 16th 2017
32
Vienna sausages r fukin delicious
Mar 16th 2017
8
tried to eat spam as an adult
Mar 16th 2017
40
      spam + eggs or spam over rice is legit.
Mar 17th 2017
81
           ^ Filipino staple
Mar 17th 2017
85
           YES
Mar 20th 2017
133
           can't do it, man
Mar 17th 2017
87
Pickle juice + chili powder over ice (like a snow cone)
Mar 16th 2017
9
whoa
Mar 16th 2017
10
That's a Mexican thing in general
Mar 16th 2017
36
oh i fuck with the chili fruit VERY hard
Mar 16th 2017
50
What fruit does pickle juice and chili powder have?
Mar 16th 2017
66
      He talmbout some TX shit. Chili fruit is that Cali shit
Mar 16th 2017
70
           RE: He talmbout some TX shit. Chili fruit is that Cali shit
Mar 16th 2017
71
WOWIE
Mar 17th 2017
101
Frito pies // Hot cheetos + cheese
Mar 16th 2017
11
or Nachos using Doritos as the nacho chips.
Mar 16th 2017
27
Cosign frito pies
Mar 18th 2017
107
hookup
Mar 16th 2017
12
Fried Beef Bologna and Egg samich with Mustard
Mar 16th 2017
13
I will fck a corndog up.
Mar 16th 2017
14
With brown mustard and a side of grape Kool-Aid!
Mar 16th 2017
15
I had to put them down. I use to buy them by the BOX
Mar 16th 2017
16
seriously those giant boxes from costco
Mar 16th 2017
58
Fletcher's Corny Dogs are a delicacy
Mar 19th 2017
109
      i respect anyone that calls them corny dogs
Mar 19th 2017
112
           only Fletcher's, tho.
Mar 19th 2017
114
I fuxwit Catfish nuggets.
Mar 16th 2017
19
Cornbeef Hash out the can.
Mar 16th 2017
20
Let me shake your hand, my friend.
Mar 16th 2017
22
Dude...
Mar 16th 2017
25
      I'd order that shit at a 5 star restaurant.
Mar 16th 2017
26
the only thing lowbrow abt this is the smell coming out the can
Mar 16th 2017
35
Can I get in this line
Mar 16th 2017
37
I cannot in good concious accept this entry and demand an edit
Mar 16th 2017
43
Did this about a month ago, Stomach was Rollerskating
Mar 16th 2017
45
I luh that Alpo shit
Mar 16th 2017
56
That used to be
Mar 17th 2017
91
my parents love this
Mar 20th 2017
129
I put Hunt's tomato sauce on my linguini. That's been my thing
Mar 16th 2017
23
RE: I put Hunt's tomato sauce on my linguini. That's been my thing
Mar 16th 2017
28
      Nope. The tomato sauce is different than the ketchup.
Mar 16th 2017
29
      That's the alfredo mixed with the tomato
Mar 16th 2017
38
      Ketchup smells like vomit to me
Mar 16th 2017
65
      if i was there it definitely would have smelled like vomit
Mar 17th 2017
74
Prunes
Mar 16th 2017
24
The slightly burnt rice that sticks to the bottom of the pot/pan.
Mar 16th 2017
30
bun bun.
Mar 16th 2017
64
That's not lowbrow, that's magic
Mar 18th 2017
104
Hotdogs & Beans...
Mar 16th 2017
31
Whenever I go home to Philly to get a hoagie I always get either
Mar 16th 2017
39
How is rape soda on the throat? I imagine it's got extra carbonation
Mar 16th 2017
41
      You know what, I'm not even going to edit. Just gonna take the L
Mar 16th 2017
42
           Not an L, just an LOL
Mar 16th 2017
44
pork rinds all day long
Mar 16th 2017
46
the SPICY ones...you GOTdamm right.
Mar 20th 2017
123
My mom loved vienna sausages and corned beef hash out the can.
Mar 16th 2017
47
ain't nothing lower than potted meat...nothin...that's the poorest
Mar 16th 2017
48
      not even scrapple?
Mar 16th 2017
49
           hell no
Mar 17th 2017
83
Fried Mullet
Mar 16th 2017
51
Yo... what the hell is mullet?
Mar 16th 2017
52
      RE: Yo... what the hell is mullet?
Mar 16th 2017
54
           cheaper than lake trout?
Mar 16th 2017
59
                RE: cheaper than lake trout?
Mar 16th 2017
62
Chicharrones= cholesterol by the truckload
Mar 16th 2017
53
Those 39cent frozen burritos and I feel you on Salisbury
Mar 16th 2017
55
I graduated from Tina's to El Monterey burritos
Mar 16th 2017
60
      you fancy
Mar 16th 2017
63
           Haha
Mar 16th 2017
67
Grandys, its like high school cafeteria chicken fried steak
Mar 16th 2017
57
corn dog, small order of tater tots and a cherry limeade
Mar 19th 2017
110
Chef Boyardee
Mar 16th 2017
68
Anyone still cooking up Top ramen at this age ?
Mar 16th 2017
69
I cant since we had legit ramen restaurants show up
Mar 16th 2017
72
sometimes I get cup o soups cravings, shrimp, hot, whatevs
Mar 16th 2017
73
Completely burned out on it from college.
Mar 17th 2017
76
I hack them.
Mar 17th 2017
82
Yep. Throw other shit in there. Good eatin'.
Mar 20th 2017
119
yes
Mar 17th 2017
89
oodles of noodles
Mar 17th 2017
93
Just bought some
Mar 17th 2017
94
rarely i will make pork maruchan ramen with earl campell hot links
Mar 17th 2017
102
I love'em, but my lady won't let me live..lol
Mar 20th 2017
120
w/hoisin, sriracha, chopped onion, soy sauce
Mar 20th 2017
124
Travellin' Taco or whatever you regional equivalent is
Mar 17th 2017
75
Taco Bell
Mar 17th 2017
77
In the same boat
Mar 17th 2017
88
Frozen food section
Mar 17th 2017
79
canned corned beef with onions and potato
Mar 17th 2017
80
Lebanon Bologna
Mar 17th 2017
84
Totino's Party Pizzas
Mar 17th 2017
86
Lil Caesars
Mar 17th 2017
92
Domino's bodied 'em with the new special.
Mar 20th 2017
122
I want to make a case for Gringo Mexican food
Mar 17th 2017
95
McDonalds, frozen Whitecastle
Mar 17th 2017
96
Why do you use the word frozen
Mar 17th 2017
97
      You can buy them frozen from the grocery store
Mar 17th 2017
99
           RE: You can buy them frozen from the grocery store
Mar 20th 2017
125
                you do know they cook the meat at fast food places?
Mar 20th 2017
132
                     When I say cook
Mar 22nd 2017
136
                          if you say so.
Mar 23rd 2017
143
                          If I'm wrong, please let me know.
Mar 24th 2017
148
                          i feel like thats oversimplifying it
Mar 23rd 2017
144
                               Please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.
Mar 24th 2017
149
7-11 beef patties
Mar 17th 2017
100
I was all over those a couple years back. they fuck me up tho
Mar 19th 2017
115
Surprisingly on point
Mar 20th 2017
127
7-11 saves bums lives
Mar 23rd 2017
146
AM/PM cheeseburgers/burgers
Mar 18th 2017
105
QuickTrip coffee and donut
Mar 18th 2017
106
QT is where I started getting into coffee/cappuccino like that.
Mar 19th 2017
108
if I buy a bag of pizza rolls, I'm eating them that night
Mar 19th 2017
111
that's me with a box of donuts
Mar 21st 2017
135
Chicharones con carne
Mar 19th 2017
113
Burning out their stomach linings, too.
Mar 19th 2017
116
      kids in my schools live off hot cheetos. breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Mar 20th 2017
126
           They're all my cousin has ever eaten.
Mar 20th 2017
131
Ramen Noodles BUT only the creamy kind
Mar 20th 2017
117
Wait...there's KINDS?!?!?! Gamechanger.
Mar 20th 2017
118
Interesting avatar there.
Mar 20th 2017
121
It's from like 1890 - it's the first color motion picture ever
Mar 22nd 2017
137
      Thank you for that info.
Mar 22nd 2017
138
           NP - I "sampled" it in a video once before
Mar 22nd 2017
140
that creamy chicken got that GOOD broth!!!
Mar 20th 2017
128
      Is he talking about this creamy chicken? I swear Ive seen em in packs
Mar 20th 2017
130
           What i mean by not packs is you can't buy them in 5 pack form
Mar 22nd 2017
139
                I can only find them in 5 packs
Mar 22nd 2017
141
                     RE: I can only find them in 5 packs
Mar 22nd 2017
142
New Discovery: That veggie breffix burrito at Dunkin Donuts.
Mar 21st 2017
134
hot cheddar fries.
Mar 23rd 2017
145
Soft pretzels. Especially the Wawa jawns.
Mar 23rd 2017
147

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