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BigJazz
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"We Hold These Truths to be Self Evident: the Man Law edition"


  

          

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We Hold These Truths to be Self Evident: the Man Law edition [View all] , BigJazz, Wed Mar-22-17 05:01 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
don't count another man's money
Mar 22nd 2017
1
Fuck that. What if you have a cheap ( or shady) friend?
Mar 23rd 2017
42
Never Lie on your dick -
Mar 22nd 2017
2
Don't argue with women in public.
Mar 22nd 2017
3
Make "no homo" a regular part of your language
Mar 22nd 2017
4
I think that got tossed into the declasse homophobia bin 3 sessions ago.
Mar 22nd 2017
8
      It was sarcasm
Mar 22nd 2017
14
thou shalt always be honest..
Mar 22nd 2017
5
thou shall never pillow talk
Mar 22nd 2017
6
LOL, I'm trippin off this and #5
Mar 22nd 2017
13
Drake and French Montana, Instagram.
Mar 23rd 2017
46
Ghostface...
Mar 24th 2017
132
The Personal Space subsection:
Mar 22nd 2017
7
if you and your guy need a seat between you at the movies
Mar 22nd 2017
12
Never shit on ya boy in front of females
Mar 22nd 2017
9
raise your children
Mar 22nd 2017
10
lol
Mar 22nd 2017
11
Real talk.
Mar 23rd 2017
26
Ed O.G.
Mar 23rd 2017
30
*sax riffs*
Mar 23rd 2017
44
      Lolol
Mar 23rd 2017
89
Don't ask your boy incriminating questions while recording him
Mar 22nd 2017
15
no recording devices allowed during Guy events, period.
Mar 23rd 2017
16
      This should be high up on the list. Recording = SERIOUS VIOLATION
Mar 23rd 2017
17
If you're the Wingman you automaitcally get the ugly chick
Mar 23rd 2017
18
You shall always take the blame for your boy not coming home
Mar 23rd 2017
19
as long as I don't have to lie, I'll do my best.
Mar 23rd 2017
43
I need to be notified in advance. Don't have your girl call me...
Mar 23rd 2017
50
More importantly, don't put your boys in your biz like this...
Mar 23rd 2017
51
^^^ TRUTH ^^^
Mar 23rd 2017
65
We need some warning first man. True story:
Mar 23rd 2017
90
      lol
Mar 23rd 2017
91
      Yep, the warning is crucial...
Mar 23rd 2017
93
           that's a BIG hit to take, though.
Mar 24th 2017
103
Never talk bad about your lady in public
Mar 23rd 2017
20
Yep. To shady dudes, that's an invite to holla.
Mar 23rd 2017
81
You shall never ask for another mans fries
Mar 23rd 2017
21
"You ain't my bitch, nigga"
Mar 23rd 2017
49
ROTFL
Mar 23rd 2017
54
Fuck that. I tax my little brother and nephew's fries all the time.
Mar 23rd 2017
64
      That's different. Fam don't count
Mar 23rd 2017
67
           Fair enough. They need to know who's boss.
Mar 23rd 2017
83
Under NO circumstance, should you speak while relieving...
Mar 23rd 2017
22
Under NO circumstance should a man grab the check and start...
Mar 23rd 2017
23
Man Law: Bring Cash
Mar 23rd 2017
24
That works just as well. Still no itemizing!
Mar 23rd 2017
25
      Are separate checks not a standard thing now?
Mar 23rd 2017
35
           Not in my circle. I've not seen it in my parent's circle either...
Mar 23rd 2017
47
                I'm talking about the waiter doing it automatically
Mar 23rd 2017
53
                Gotcha. There are tons of places that won't split the check...
Mar 23rd 2017
58
                $200 tip on a $500 check?
Mar 24th 2017
127
That's an unreasonable mandate.... plus it's usually unecessary
Mar 23rd 2017
57
You ain't get the other mandate? No new friends! LOL
Mar 23rd 2017
59
in my crew one person takes care of the check ifor the meal
Mar 23rd 2017
75
      Simple and efficient...
Mar 23rd 2017
77
Lady's Choice
Mar 23rd 2017
27
say word.
Mar 23rd 2017
37
mandate
Mar 23rd 2017
61
Once a friend gets married, approach him like an ursine mammal
Mar 23rd 2017
28
^^^^^^^^
Mar 23rd 2017
76
Sad, but true.
Mar 23rd 2017
78
thou shalt always be forthcoming and never hide your hands
Mar 23rd 2017
29
thou shall not talk of reality television
Mar 23rd 2017
31
I dig Fixer Upper and Million Dollar Listing NY...
Mar 23rd 2017
32
Hear, hear
Mar 23rd 2017
36
EVER.
Mar 23rd 2017
39
      wrong place n/m
Mar 23rd 2017
40
Wear condoms
Mar 23rd 2017
33
never hate on the next man to (get with) a woman
Mar 23rd 2017
34
This, I don't call people names but this is a bitch move
Mar 23rd 2017
48
^^^
Mar 23rd 2017
60
Yep!
Mar 23rd 2017
73
We usedta all it dirty dickin' or dirty mackin'...
Mar 23rd 2017
74
https://www.instagram.com/p/BNhjU0rgWsw/
Mar 23rd 2017
38
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law
Mar 23rd 2017
41
When driving in a group, everybody chips in for parking.
Mar 23rd 2017
45
When driving, he shouldn't be paying for gas either.
Mar 23rd 2017
52
Good rule, but as a driver, I never ask.
Mar 23rd 2017
63
      RE: As a driver, you shouldn't have to ask.
Mar 23rd 2017
66
Me and mine operate in the opposite.
Mar 23rd 2017
56
      your crew is hardcore, LOL
Mar 23rd 2017
62
Don't let your boy drink and drive
Mar 23rd 2017
55
Never go sit in another man's seat in his house!! NEVER!
Mar 23rd 2017
68
Nor touch his remote without his permission...
Mar 23rd 2017
69
^^^These two replies are straight up Gospel.
Mar 23rd 2017
70
you ever get *The Stare* when you're in your mans chair?
Mar 23rd 2017
71
      The Only Response is, "My Bad Dog."
Mar 24th 2017
117
           Yep. And then go grab two cold ones. Peace offering.
Mar 24th 2017
120
Never ever-ever-ever-ever wear another dudes clothes.
Mar 23rd 2017
72
My daddy taught me that when I was a lil boy...
Mar 23rd 2017
79
I was at a house party once where everybody was drunk, including me.
Mar 23rd 2017
80
Bruh...ESPECIALLY a hat. Are you kidding me?!?!?
Mar 23rd 2017
82
someone would have to die about my hats!
Mar 23rd 2017
86
lmao @ this story. Especially with it taking 2hrs for dude to get his sh...
Mar 23rd 2017
92
      It was very sitcommy. Real black-ish kind of scene.
Mar 23rd 2017
95
           Yep.
Mar 24th 2017
100
naw, me and my dudes use to do this all the time.
Mar 23rd 2017
85
me and my little brother came to blows over this.
Mar 24th 2017
101
Naw...I was in NY last winter and was totally unprepared for the cold...
Mar 23rd 2017
88
      Nothing to be ashamed of. I just couldn't do it.
Mar 24th 2017
99
           bruh...lol
Mar 24th 2017
106
Don't be messy with your dirt. Examples:
Mar 23rd 2017
84
If your boy's away for more than 2 weeks...
Mar 23rd 2017
87
You mean like locked-up?
Mar 23rd 2017
94
      Lol. Naw. A few of my boys travel for work occasionally...
Mar 23rd 2017
96
      Honestly, I don't know how I'd feel about that.
Mar 24th 2017
102
           ...knocking on her door Thurs. night talking about "are you happy?"
Mar 24th 2017
104
           Dropping you off at the airport, then swinging by your crib.
Mar 24th 2017
110
           lol..it's the norm in my circle...come to think of it...
Mar 24th 2017
107
           WORD! When I was in the USAF, bammas asked if they...
Mar 24th 2017
108
                YOU see it.
Mar 24th 2017
111
                     Bruh, I got hip to the game early on in life. Still life by those...
Mar 24th 2017
114
      or out the state on biz
Mar 23rd 2017
97
      I almost said Gone 'Til November
Mar 23rd 2017
98
Never enter a Man's home when he is not there.
Mar 24th 2017
105
I live by this rule.
Mar 24th 2017
112
My Mom Taught me this.
Mar 24th 2017
118
I'm a sittin outside ass nxgga.
Mar 24th 2017
136
yall are funny
Mar 24th 2017
109
you might wanna start writing some of this shit down.
Mar 24th 2017
113
      haha, i'm good fam. a lot of it is pure bullshit too.
Mar 24th 2017
115
      Mostly posturing. That's what us guys do, ain't it?
Mar 24th 2017
119
           haha it's true, we do.
Mar 24th 2017
122
      LOL
Mar 24th 2017
125
Is there ever an occassion to pull a Mr. Biggs?
Mar 24th 2017
116
A resounding "NO" to everything.
Mar 24th 2017
121
man HELL no, she can sit her ass down or go alone
Mar 24th 2017
123
FUCK and NO
Mar 24th 2017
128
this post confirms my belief
Mar 24th 2017
124
pretty much
Mar 24th 2017
126
I think guys tend to roll with like-minded guys.
Mar 24th 2017
129
      Pretty much!
Mar 24th 2017
130
      if YOU ain't shit? Your boys ain't shit either. Everybody's good.
Mar 24th 2017
131
      that sounds good in theory.
Mar 24th 2017
133
      Yup. I've seen dudes be like "My friends all try to fuck each others' GF...
Mar 24th 2017
134
      LMAO!!!
Mar 24th 2017
135
      Some of these rules lead me to believe yalls friends ain't shit.
Mar 24th 2017
137

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